Learn MCSE self-paced for Australians

Hi there,we are distributors for learnkey self-paced
multimedia computer training. Benefits for learners
include superior retention of learned material, faster
learning and we can include trainer support if required.

Pricing is very cost effective compared to Instructor led
and for your FREE DEMO CD(Australians only) please email
me on james@inlearning.com.au

Anyone outside Australia please contact www.learnkey.com
for more information

Thankyou for your interest in training and good luck with
your certification.

Rowdy
Mon Aug 23 22:26:43 CDT 2004

"James" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:4be801c48988
$b4f5ed30$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> Hi there,we are distributors for learnkey self-paced
> multimedia computer training.

you poor suckers.

. Benefits for learners
> include superior retention of learned material,

cool. you mean we get to keep the CD's?

> faster
> learning and we can include trainer support if required.

if the guy comes to my house, can I get him to take down my christmas
lights. i am afraid of heights.

> Pricing is very cost effective compared to Instructor led
> and for your FREE DEMO CD(Australians only) please email
> me on james@inlearning.com.au

did you say james@inlearning.com.au ?

i thought you said james@inlearning.com.au but i just wanted to be sure
that you really meant james@inlearning.com.au .

> Anyone outside Australia please contact www.learnkey.com
> for more information

can we email them at customerservice@learnkey.com instead? i don't like
using web browsers but i love using my email program. i think i will add
you james@inlearning.com.au and the other guys
customerservice@learnkey.com into my cool new addressbook feature. i look
forward to sending you james@inlearning.com.au and the other guys
customerservice@learnkey.com lots and lots fo emails in the near future.

> Thankyou for your interest in training and good luck with
> your certification.

you are very welcome. and thank you for posting this to our little group.

RY


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zkfn2
Tue Aug 24 01:35:14 CDT 2004

Another huckster bites the dust :!: :!:

Do Australians speak English :?: :?:

Don't you just love automatic smilies :?:
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Brian
Tue Aug 24 09:38:46 CDT 2004

Why? Does it have to be self-paced differently for Aussies than the rest of
the world?

Neil
Tue Aug 24 11:37:40 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:e5ToQgeiEHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Why? Does it have to be self-paced differently for Aussies than the
> rest of the world?

differences between English and Aussie...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Brian
Tue Aug 24 11:48:44 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> differences between English and Aussie...

"Bullfrogs? 'Ats a funny werd. Ida called 'em chazzwazzers."

Credits withheld to see who can identify that line.

billLASTINIT
Tue Aug 24 12:04:25 CDT 2004

Brian wrote:
> Why? Does it have to be self-paced differently for Aussies than the
> rest of the world?

The Australian version comes with shrimps for their barbies.

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Neil
Tue Aug 24 12:37:41 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:On6A5ofiEHA.3320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> "Bullfrogs? 'Ats a funny werd. Ida called 'em chazzwazzers."

sounds very Pual Hogan to me...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Brian
Tue Aug 24 12:53:16 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> sounds very Pual Hogan to me...

Well, it took place in Australia, but you'll have to strain a bit more.

Neil
Tue Aug 24 12:59:34 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:Oxo28MgiEHA.1048@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Well, it took place in Australia, but you'll have to strain a bit more.

too, much like work...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

TechGeekPro
Tue Aug 24 14:04:20 CDT 2004

On Aug 24, 2004 "Neil" blathered:

> too, much like work...

Neil's allergic to it.

--
Tech "Allegra Geek" Pro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Neil
Tue Aug 24 14:09:47 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> spewed in
news:Xns954F9960B8C30tgp@127.0.0.1:

>> too, much like work...
>
> Neil's allergic to it.

and all things resembling it...ask my wife...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

billLASTINIT
Tue Aug 24 14:11:36 CDT 2004

TechGeekPro wrote:
> On Aug 24, 2004 "Neil" blathered:
>
>> too, much like work...
>
> Neil's allergic to it.

Honest John: Oh you poor, poor boy. You must be a nervous wreck. That's it!
You are a nervous wreck. Ahem. We must diagnose this case at once. To Gideon
Quick, Doctor, your notebook. Bless my soul. Mmm! Mmm-Hmmm! My, my, just as
I thought. A slight touch of monetary complications with bucolic semi-lunar
contraptions of the flying trapezes. Mm-hmm! Say hippopotamus.

Pinocchio: Hi-ho-hotamus.

Honest John: I knew it! Compound transmission of the pandemonium with
percussion and spasmodic frantic disintegration! Close your eyes. What do
you see?

Pinocchio: Nothing.

Honest John: Open them. Now what do you see?

Pinocchio: Spots!

Honest John: Ha-ha! Now that heart beating Ooo! My goodness! A palpitating
syncopation of the killer diller with a wicky wacky stomping of the floy
joy! Quick Doctor, that report. Oh! This makes it perfectly clear. My boy
you are allergic.

Pinocchio: Allergic?

Honest John: Yes! And there is only one cure. A vacation. on pleasure
Island!

Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?

Honest John: Yes. The happy land of carefree boys where every day is a
holiday.

Pinocchio: But I can't go, I---

Honest John: Why, of course, you can go. I'm giving you my ticket. Here.

--
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TechGeekPro
Tue Aug 24 15:03:48 CDT 2004

On Aug 24, 2004 "Frisbee®" blathered:

> Fris "I have no idea why I posted that" bee©

Nor do I.

--
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I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Mike
Tue Aug 24 15:47:57 CDT 2004


"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:On6A5ofiEHA.3320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> > differences between English and Aussie...
>
> "Bullfrogs? 'Ats a funny werd. Ida called 'em chazzwazzers."
>
> Credits withheld to see who can identify that line.
>
>

Yahoo Serious?

Neil
Tue Aug 24 16:51:13 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> spewed
in news:ugXOv4giEHA.1376@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Fris "I have no idea why I posted that" bee©, MCNGP #13

well, we've done in Fris...too much for his head...had the aneurysm

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Neil
Tue Aug 24 16:52:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> spewed in news:
#VewkuhiEHA.1356@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Yahoo Serious?

no I google rediculous

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Neil
Tue Aug 24 17:03:41 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> spewed in
news:Xns954FB5CD3529Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> spewed in news:
> #VewkuhiEHA.1356@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> Yahoo Serious?
>
> no I google rediculous
>

which means that this is "Bart vs Australia" from the Simpsons....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Rowdy
Tue Aug 24 18:02:43 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns954FB5CD3529Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> spewed in news:
> #VewkuhiEHA.1356@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> Yahoo Serious?
>
> no I google rediculous
>

i am lycos intolerant

--
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http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Andy
Tue Aug 24 18:51:50 CDT 2004

"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wibbled
>Why? Does it have to be self-paced differently for
Aussies than the rest of
>the world?
>
Too easy ;-)

Brian
Wed Aug 25 07:54:46 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> which means that this is "Bart vs Australia" from the Simpsons....

That's the one.

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:19:40 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:e26M0KqiEHA.3664@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
>> which means that this is "Bart vs Australia" from the Simpsons....
>
> That's the one.
>
>

I'm king of the google!!!!!!!!!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Aug 25 09:19:15 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> spewed
in news:Xns954FC162C562Browdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
> news:Xns954FB5CD3529Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> babbling on and on again "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> spewed in news:
>> #VewkuhiEHA.1356@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Yahoo Serious?
>>
>> no I google rediculous
>>
>
> i am lycos intolerant
>

I used to be excite-able

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Keyboard
Wed Aug 25 11:04:57 CDT 2004


>>>> Yahoo Serious?
>>>
>>> no I google rediculous
>>>
>>
>> i am lycos intolerant
>>
>
>I used to be excite-able
>


I do believe that JaR has a remedy for that...

Neil
Wed Aug 25 11:58:54 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Keyboard Cowboy"
<thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> spewed in news:d42501c48abd
$4449dd40$a601280a@phx.gbl:

>
> I do believe that JaR has a remedy for that...

tgp mentioned it last...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society