OT: League table 09/10/2005

Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the usefulness of their
replies up to the week ending 09/10/2005. As always the league is based on a
scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the highest. Please note that
the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
embarrassed to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
signature.

Disappointing to see both The Rev [MCT] & Neil "catching up" with the rest
of the MCNGP clowns.

7.5 Ben Smith
5.5 The Rev [MCT]
5.5 Catwalker63
3.5 Neil
2.0 Mike T
2.0 Wayne McGlinn
2 0 Kline Sphere
1.5 CBIC
1.0 JaR
1.0 Frisbee®
1.0 Kendal Emery
1.0 T-Bone
0.5 Consultant
0.0 Lnkwizard
0.0 Keyboard Cowboy
0.0 Briscobar
0.0 Rowdy Yates
0.0 Microcephalic S. Bob

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Sun Sep 11 04:23:55 CDT 2005

Wow! I took a little time off the internet to shave various body parts, and
I am rewarded for my non-participation by being the LOWEST on the League
Table. That makes my day.

BTW, You Suck.


"Simpson" <nospam@herethanks.biz'> wrote in message
news:11i7sg52vailo77@corp.supernews.com...
> Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the usefulness of
> their
> replies up to the week ending 09/10/2005. As always the league is based on
> a
> scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the highest. Please note that
> the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
> embarrassed to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
> signature.
>
> Disappointing to see both The Rev [MCT] & Neil "catching up" with the rest
> of the MCNGP clowns.
>
> 7.5 Ben Smith
> 5.5 The Rev [MCT]
> 5.5 Catwalker63
> 3.5 Neil
> 2.0 Mike T
> 2.0 Wayne McGlinn
> 2 0 Kline Sphere
> 1.5 CBIC
> 1.0 JaR
> 1.0 Frisbee®
> 1.0 Kendal Emery
> 1.0 T-Bone
> 0.5 Consultant
> 0.0 Lnkwizard
> 0.0 Keyboard Cowboy
> 0.0 Briscobar
> 0.0 Rowdy Yates
> 0.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
>
>
>

The
Sun Sep 11 21:10:04 CDT 2005

Yeah...because I only help for the glory anf fame. It's not like I help
people for the sake of helping or anything. Mostly I just want to be at the
top of your list.....I'll do better.

--
rev

MCT/MCNGP #44
.
"Simpson" <nospam@herethanks.biz'> wrote in message
news:11i7sg52vailo77@corp.supernews.com...
> Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the usefulness of
> their
> replies up to the week ending 09/10/2005. As always the league is based on
> a
> scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the highest. Please note that
> the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
> embarrassed to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
> signature.
>
> Disappointing to see both The Rev [MCT] & Neil "catching up" with the rest
> of the MCNGP clowns.
>
> 7.5 Ben Smith
> 5.5 The Rev [MCT]
> 5.5 Catwalker63
> 3.5 Neil
> 2.0 Mike T
> 2.0 Wayne McGlinn
> 2 0 Kline Sphere
> 1.5 CBIC
> 1.0 JaR
> 1.0 Frisbee®
> 1.0 Kendal Emery
> 1.0 T-Bone
> 0.5 Consultant
> 0.0 Lnkwizard
> 0.0 Keyboard Cowboy
> 0.0 Briscobar
> 0.0 Rowdy Yates
> 0.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
>
>
>

T-Bone
Mon Sep 12 07:46:35 CDT 2005

"Simpson" <nospam@herethanks.biz'> wrote
> Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the usefulness of
their
> replies up to the week ending 09/10/2005.

I like to think I make a balance of useful replies and dealing with lamers
appropriately. So thanks for confirming that for me.

Then again is this reply useful? Crap, there goes the balance.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

Neil
Mon Sep 12 08:25:01 CDT 2005

did you hear "Simpson" <nospam@herethanks.biz'> say in news:11i7sg52vailo77
@corp.supernews.com:

> see both The Rev [MCT] & Neil "catching up" with the rest
> of the MCNGP clowns.
>

WHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!

(I'm gonna be in negative numbers soon)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

JaR
Mon Sep 12 10:46:16 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Simpson spewed across the ether:

> 7.5 Ben Smith
> 5.5 The Rev [MCT]
> 5.5 Catwalker63
> 3.5 Neil
> 2.0 Mike T
> 2.0 Wayne McGlinn
> 2 0 Kline Sphere
> 1.5 CBIC
> 1.0 JaR
> 1.0 Frisbee©
> 1.0 Kendal Emery
> 1.0 T-Bone
> 0.5 Consultant
> 0.0 Lnkwizard
> 0.0 Keyboard Cowboy
> 0.0 Briscobar
> 0.0 Rowdy Yates
> 0.0 Microcephalic S. Bob

You farging Jameshole! I am WAY less helpful than either T-Bone or
lnkWizard! In fact, I am less helpful than Briscobar too. How DARE you
give me more credit than them? Rate my sorry James correctly, or I shall
be forced to release those photos that were taken this summer of you and
that goat!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Briscobar
Mon Sep 12 10:54:18 CDT 2005

JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>
> You farging Jameshole! I am WAY less helpful than either T-Bone or
> lnkWizard! In fact, I am less helpful than Briscobar too. How DARE you
> give me more credit than them? Rate my sorry James correctly, or I
> shall be forced to release those photos that were taken this summer
> of you and that goat!

The one with the rectal prolapse? Wait, was that a goat, because all I saw
was a giant red Jameshole. It may or may not have been attached to a goat.
It might've been a flying bunny for all I know. But jeez, that was one
messed up Jameshole on that creature.

And BTW, you are not less helpful than me. I am the least helpful MCNGP
member. No one can be as useless as my sorry James.


--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com read The Da Vinci Code in 1 hour 12 minutes.

CBIC
Mon Sep 12 10:56:40 CDT 2005


> The one with the rectal prolapse? Wait, was that a goat, because all
> I saw was a giant red Jameshole.

I didn't think anyone saw that before I changed it. No wonder I'm getting
hate calls.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

KeyboardCowboy
Mon Sep 12 11:09:04 CDT 2005


> 0.0 Keyboard Cowboy
>


Hey... at least I am consistent!!!

Briscobar
Mon Sep 12 11:13:07 CDT 2005

CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>
>> The one with the rectal prolapse? Wait, was that a goat, because all
>> I saw was a giant red Jameshole.
>
> I didn't think anyone saw that before I changed it. No wonder I'm
> getting hate calls.

Oh yeah, I saw it alright. And if I had your number, I'd call you and rip
you a new Jameshole.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
If you don't hightail it over to www.mcngp.com, your job will be
outsourced.

Neil
Mon Sep 12 11:21:08 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CF593957983Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> You farging Jameshole!

BWAHAHA! (ps I loved that movie, you icehole)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- ZIMA may be unique but it still Zucks.

Kline
Mon Sep 12 13:00:05 CDT 2005

>2 0 Kline Sphere

lol!

I have 20 out of 10, I should be top of the league!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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Mon Sep 12 22:46:56 CDT 2005

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23oKIaI7tFHA.360@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...

> And BTW, you are not less helpful than me. I am the least helpful MCNGP
> member. No one can be as useless as my sorry James.

Hey! I was at the bottom of the list. I've never done ANYTHING helpful here.
Stop trying to be as useless as me.

"Let that be a lesson to you, boy. Never help anyone" -- Homer Simpson

Microcephalic S. Bob
mcngp #46 | mcngp.com | underachievers and proud of it