Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of
their
replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based on a
scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note that
the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
signature.

16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob
789.6 Ben Smith
486.7 Catwalker63
695.4 The Rev [MCT]
785.8 Wayne McGlinn
653.5 Neil
400.1 Mike T
661.0 Kline Sphere
332.5 CBIC
251.5 JaR
315.3 Frisbee®
892.5 Kendal Emery
614.4 T-Bone
849.7 Briscobar
229.5 Consultant
123.2 Lnkwizard
161.3 Keyboard Cowboy
447.6 Rowdy Yates
0^42 Simpson

http://www.mcngp.com/ - kicking @$$ and taking names

Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by kpg

kpg
Wed Sep 21 09:26:37 CDT 2005

Simpson <@> said something like

> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\172838.htm (9/21/2005 9:23:23 AM)
> # Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the
> uselessness of their
> replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is
> based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest.
> Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members
> who are too elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in
> their signature.
>
> 16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob
> 789.6 Ben Smith
> 486.7 Catwalker63
> 695.4 The Rev [MCT]
> 785.8 Wayne McGlinn
> 653.5 Neil
> 400.1 Mike T
> 661.0 Kline Sphere
> 332.5 CBIC
> 251.5 JaR
> 315.3 Frisbee®
> 892.5 Kendal Emery
> 614.4 T-Bone
> 849.7 Briscobar
> 229.5 Consultant
> 123.2 Lnkwizard
> 161.3 Keyboard Cowboy
> 447.6 Rowdy Yates
> 0^42 Simpson


You math skills are dubious.

--
kp "nuthin plus nuthin is still nuthin"g
BSCS A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
www.MCNGP.com

Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by /*

/*
Wed Sep 21 09:58:17 CDT 2005

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in
> You math skills are dubious.

For the purpose of clarification:

The new and improved "League Table" is automatically generated by
http://www.roblindman.com/apps/LeagueTableGenerator.exe ... The Visual Basic
6 runtime is required. I may convert this to an HTML page.

In the interest of assuring that future versions of the League Table do not
come from one individual and are not representative of the sole judgement of
Simpleton, others interested in generating their own League Table may do so
at will.

Source code can be provided upon request. License is public domain.

With reference to mathematical skills: No math on my part is involved.
Numbers are purely the function of processor functions under the Windows XP
operating system.

The numbers are generated by the following functions:

Function GenerateLeagueTable() as string
<snip>
sStr = sStr & RandomNumber(1000) & "." & RandomNumber(9) & " Frisbee®"
& vbCrLf
<snip>
End Function

Function RandomNumber(ByVal iMax As Long) As Long
Randomize Timer
RandomNumber = Int(iMax * Rnd)
End Function

Hope this helps.

Microcephalic S. Bob
MCNGP #46
http://www.mcngp.com/ - yep.


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns96D8601489219ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Simpson <@> said something like
>
>> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\172838.htm (9/21/2005 9:23:23 AM)
>> # Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the
>> uselessness of their
>> replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is
>> based on a scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest.
>> Please note that the league does not include some of the MCNGP members
>> who are too elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in
>> their signature.
>>
>> 16777216 Microcephalic S. Bob
>> 789.6 Ben Smith
>> 486.7 Catwalker63
>> 695.4 The Rev [MCT]
>> 785.8 Wayne McGlinn
>> 653.5 Neil
>> 400.1 Mike T
>> 661.0 Kline Sphere
>> 332.5 CBIC
>> 251.5 JaR
>> 315.3 Frisbee®
>> 892.5 Kendal Emery
>> 614.4 T-Bone
>> 849.7 Briscobar
>> 229.5 Consultant
>> 123.2 Lnkwizard
>> 161.3 Keyboard Cowboy
>> 447.6 Rowdy Yates
>> 0^42 Simpson




Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by kpg

kpg
Wed Sep 21 10:13:21 CDT 2005

/* Microcephalic \"Simpson\" Bob */ <@> said something like

> The numbers are generated by the following functions:
>
> Function GenerateLeagueTable() as string
> <snip>
> sStr = sStr & RandomNumber(1000) & "." & RandomNumber(9) & "
> Frisbee®"
> & vbCrLf
> <snip>
> End Function
>
> Function RandomNumber(ByVal iMax As Long) As Long
> Randomize Timer
> RandomNumber = Int(iMax * Rnd)
> End Function

Ah, yes. That does clear it up. I retract my assertion
that your math skills are poo-poo.

Although there should be no bias in the resulting table,
I may ask why you are at the top? Sorry, I digress.

I have my own simplier rating scheme:

MCNGP membership = 10
MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
All others = 2.718281828

But that's just me.

kpg

Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by Briscobar

Briscobar
Wed Sep 21 10:27:50 CDT 2005

kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> rambled:
>
> I have my own simplier rating scheme:
>
> MCNGP membership = 10
> MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
> All others = 2.718281828

Splendid.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Download full moviez, war3z, crackz, muzik, and pr0n at www.mcngp.com!
Or don't.



Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by /*

/*
Wed Sep 21 10:33:44 CDT 2005

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote

> I have my own simplier rating scheme:
>
> MCNGP membership = 10
> MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
> All others = 2.718281828
>
> But that's just me.
>
> kpg

In the interest of accomodating your requirements, I have converted the
application into HTML and VBScript.

Now, anyone that wants to can readily generate their own customized 'League
Table' post with minimal effort, and assign weights appropriate to their own
personal preferences.

The contents of the page are public domain. Do with it what you will. I will
continue to post League Tables daily because A. I have nothing better to do.
2. Simpleton sucks.

http://www.roblindman.com/apps/leaguetable.html

Thank you for playing.



Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by kpg

kpg
Wed Sep 21 11:13:21 CDT 2005

/* Microcephalic \"Simpson\" Bob */ <@> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\172851.htm (9/21/2005
> 11:12:15 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote
>
>> I have my own simplier rating scheme:
>>
>> MCNGP membership = 10
>> MCNGP membership and name starts with 'ken' = 11
>> All others = 2.718281828
>>
>> But that's just me.
>>
>> kpg
>
> In the interest of accomodating your requirements, I have converted
> the application into HTML and VBScript.
>
> Now, anyone that wants to can readily generate their own customized
> 'League Table' post with minimal effort, and assign weights
> appropriate to their own personal preferences.
>
> The contents of the page are public domain. Do with it what you will.
> I will continue to post League Tables daily because A. I have nothing
> better to do. 2. Simpleton sucks.
>
> http://www.weekendcomputer.com/leaguetable.htm
>
> Thank you for playing.


IFYPFY


--
kpg BSCS A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
http://www.weekendcomputer.com/leaguetable.htm


Re: OT: League Table 09/21/2005 by kpg

kpg
Wed Sep 21 11:27:50 CDT 2005

The inspiration I find at

http://www.weekendcomputer.com/zen.htm

is what keeps me going.

kp "all unoriginal content" g

Re: League Table 09/21/2005 by Mike

Mike
Thu Sep 22 04:23:27 CDT 2005


"Simpson" <@> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:ep$PfXrvFHA.1560@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness
> of their
> replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based on
> a
> scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note
> that
> the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
> elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
> signature.


> 400.1 Mike T


Where did the .1 come from? I'm so confused.

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI



Re: League Table 09/21/2005 by /*

/*
Thu Sep 22 09:44:10 CDT 2005

In response to your request, I will personally ensure that your score is
improved in the next League Table posting.


"Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:%23kkG%23c1vFHA.2072@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>
> "Simpson" <@> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:ep$PfXrvFHA.1560@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> Down there is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness
>> of their
>> replies up to the week ending 09/21/2005. As always the league is based
>> on a
>> scoring system of marks out of 10, 10 being the swarthiest. Please note
>> that
>> the league does not include some of the MCNGP members who are too
>> elite to include a reference to the MCNGP membership in their
>> signature.
>
>
>> 400.1 Mike T
>
>
> Where did the .1 come from? I'm so confused.
>
> --
> Mike T.
> MCNGP #XLI
>