It's been established that the present management of the League Table is
corrupt and fallable.

At present, the point structure of the table is arbitrarily assigned at will
by the previous owner, whose name we will never speak again.

This is of course unilateral and biased and completely without fairness and
normalcy.

So, logically, we must remove the tyrannical and unilateral previous owner
of the League Table, and select an all new tyrannical and unilateral owner
of the League Table.

And, I've decided, this is going to be me, Microcephalic S. Bob.
Additionally, when posting the League Table, I will assume the moniker of
the previous owner.

With that in mind, and at the risk of restating what I've just said, and at
the risk of restating what I've just said, the present management of the
League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take over the League Table, the
present management of the League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take
over the League Table.

It is now mine. I'm not going to argue with you about this, it's mine and
you can't stop me, so there. My decision is final.

Now, my first act as the new owner of the League Table is simple, make a
correction to the focus of the table. The present value structure of the
table is completely inverted. Points should be awarded for the posts that
are most useless, not the most useful. The conversational and free thinking
nature of this group is what will keep those intelligent enough to offer
help coming back. In the event this group became a strictly moderated NetCop
fantasy, those of us who are here to help would likely leave quickly.

Additionally, the League Table should not be a weekly exercise, it should be
daily, because I decided, and this new daily update will make it easier to
tabulate the falsified results.

Further, my League Table will be technically superior to the previous
owners, and will feature a chart of performance on a weekly basis.

Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of
their replies up to the day 09/20/2005.

As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10,
10 being the highest. Please note that the league does not include some
of the MCNGP members who are too elite to include a reference to
the MCNGP membership in their signature, and that I am too elite to sort it.

16777216.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
117.5 Ben Smith
35.5 Catwalker63
115.0 The Rev [MCT]
243.0 Wayne McGlinn
283.0 Neil
792.0 Mike T
591.5 Kline Sphere
91.2 CBIC
191.1 JaR
286.42 Frisbee®
191.0 Kendal Emery
176.0 T-Bone
53.09 Briscobar
102.7 Consultant
93.1 Lnkwizard
105.1 Keyboard Cowboy
103.5 Rowdy Yates


Microcephalic S. Bob
MCNGP #46
MCNGP.COM IFYPFY

Re: League Table 09/20/2005 by FrisbeeŽ

Frisbee®
Tue Sep 20 08:38:35 CDT 2005

"Simpson" <@> wrote in message
news:%23WTgTcevFHA.596@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> 16777216.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
> 117.5 Ben Smith
> 35.5 Catwalker63
> 115.0 The Rev [MCT]
> 243.0 Wayne McGlinn
> 283.0 Neil
> 792.0 Mike T
> 591.5 Kline Sphere
> 91.2 CBIC
> 191.1 JaR
> 286.42 Frisbee®
> 191.0 Kendal Emery
> 176.0 T-Bone
> 53.09 Briscobar
> 102.7 Consultant
> 93.1 Lnkwizard
> 105.1 Keyboard Cowboy
> 103.5 Rowdy Yates

Whoop! I'm number three, yeah baby!!11!!!one!11!!



Re: League Table 09/20/2005 by CBIC

CBIC
Tue Sep 20 08:38:22 CDT 2005

<snip>

> 16777216.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
> 117.5 Ben Smith
> 35.5 Catwalker63
> 115.0 The Rev [MCT]
> 243.0 Wayne McGlinn
> 283.0 Neil
> 792.0 Mike T
> 591.5 Kline Sphere
> 91.2 CBIC
> 191.1 JaR
> 286.42 Frisbee®
> 191.0 Kendal Emery
> 176.0 T-Bone
> 53.09 Briscobar
> 102.7 Consultant
> 93.1 Lnkwizard
> 105.1 Keyboard Cowboy
> 103.5 Rowdy Yates
>
>

I object. If I understood your ramblings correctly (it's very possible I
didn't because I dozed off there for a while) you are ranking on
uselessness. My score was 91.2 with only 2 people scoring lower than me.
That would mean that I would be the third most helpful person in the group.
We all know that can't be right. I'm way more useless than that in this
group. I demand a recount.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.




Re: League Table 09/20/2005 by Briscobar

Briscobar
Tue Sep 20 08:58:37 CDT 2005

Simpson <@> rambled:
>
> 35.5 Catwalker63
>
> 53.09 Briscobar


Microcephalic S(impson) Bob,

While I understand that the previous owner was corrupt, as well as corrupt,
I believe that your system is not perfect either. I have helped exactly one
person in this froup since the corrupt corrupt previous owner of the League
Table began publishing his findings. I do agree that you are correct in that
Catwalker should rank below me, as she has been quite a bit more helpful
than I. However, I have been, and will continue to be, one the the most
useless members of this here chat rum. I vow to be the most useless poster
here today, and I will post often to secure my spot as the most useless
MCNGP member. Should I not experience any unforseen competition, I fully
expect that tomorrow I will be atop the leader board.

Good day.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
To the window! To the wall! Till the sweat drop down my
www.mcngp.com....



Re: League Table 09/20/2005 by Simpson

Simpson
Tue Sep 20 12:27:27 CDT 2005

You are a very strange person Bob, far stranger than the rest of the MCNGP
members. How many mental breakdowns have you had during your pitiful life?
No wait, don't bother answering that, as I don't really care.

"Simpson" <@> wrote in message
news:%23WTgTcevFHA.596@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> It's been established that the present management of the League Table is
> corrupt and fallable.
>
> At present, the point structure of the table is arbitrarily assigned at
> will by the previous owner, whose name we will never speak again.
>
> This is of course unilateral and biased and completely without fairness
> and normalcy.
>
> So, logically, we must remove the tyrannical and unilateral previous owner
> of the League Table, and select an all new tyrannical and unilateral owner
> of the League Table.
>
> And, I've decided, this is going to be me, Microcephalic S. Bob.
> Additionally, when posting the League Table, I will assume the moniker of
> the previous owner.
>
> With that in mind, and at the risk of restating what I've just said, and
> at the risk of restating what I've just said, the present management of
> the League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take over the League
> Table, the present management of the League Table is corrupt, and I've
> decided to take over the League Table.
>
> It is now mine. I'm not going to argue with you about this, it's mine and
> you can't stop me, so there. My decision is final.
>
> Now, my first act as the new owner of the League Table is simple, make a
> correction to the focus of the table. The present value structure of the
> table is completely inverted. Points should be awarded for the posts that
> are most useless, not the most useful. The conversational and free
> thinking nature of this group is what will keep those intelligent enough
> to offer help coming back. In the event this group became a strictly
> moderated NetCop fantasy, those of us who are here to help would likely
> leave quickly.
>
> Additionally, the League Table should not be a weekly exercise, it should
> be daily, because I decided, and this new daily update will make it easier
> to tabulate the falsified results.
>
> Further, my League Table will be technically superior to the previous
> owners, and will feature a chart of performance on a weekly basis.
>
> Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of
> their replies up to the day 09/20/2005.
>
> As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10,
> 10 being the highest. Please note that the league does not include some
> of the MCNGP members who are too elite to include a reference to
> the MCNGP membership in their signature, and that I am too elite to sort
> it.
>
> 16777216.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
> 117.5 Ben Smith
> 35.5 Catwalker63
> 115.0 The Rev [MCT]
> 243.0 Wayne McGlinn
> 283.0 Neil
> 792.0 Mike T
> 591.5 Kline Sphere
> 91.2 CBIC
> 191.1 JaR
> 286.42 Frisbee®
> 191.0 Kendal Emery
> 176.0 T-Bone
> 53.09 Briscobar
> 102.7 Consultant
> 93.1 Lnkwizard
> 105.1 Keyboard Cowboy
> 103.5 Rowdy Yates
>
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> MCNGP #46
> MCNGP.COM IFYPFY
>
>



Re: League Table 09/20/2005 by Briscobar

Briscobar
Tue Sep 20 12:27:55 CDT 2005

Simpson <nospam@herethanks.biz'> rambled:
>
> You are a very strange person Bob, far stranger than the rest of the
> MCNGP members. How many mental breakdowns have you had during your
> pitiful life? No wait, don't bother answering that, as I don't really
> care.

Indeed, Bob, you're a strange cat. Now you're talking to yourself in a
public forum!

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com = t3h h0tn3ss



Re: League Table 09/20/2005 by Simpson

Simpson
Tue Sep 20 19:14:17 CDT 2005

"Simpson" <nospam@herethanks.biz'> wrote in message
news:11j0hb0g1fa6k0a@corp.supernews.com...
> You are a very strange person Bob, far stranger than the rest of the MCNGP
> members. How many mental breakdowns have you had during your pitiful life?
> No wait, don't bother answering that, as I don't really care.

Considering you have made it a habit to scrutinize and examine the MCNGP,
for no apparent genuine purpose, I'd call your decision to question my
sanity a little misguided.

To be clear, I type for fun. FUN! Yes, dammit, FUN. The art form lost
amongst your 'kind'. I'm encouraged to do so by the knowledge that somewhere
on the planet I've made someone else's day a little brighter. Those two
things are noble purposes, and if the likes of you consider them to be
pitiful, you may return to your hole at once.

Perhaps you need to examine your own motives before you call mine into
question.

And for the record... I've never had a mental breakdown. That was the other
me. I killed him and ate him.

Microcephalic S. "Everyone else is crazy, I'm the only sane one left" Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - oh, look, it's normal!
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - oh, wait, it's abnormal!
http://www.mcngp.com/ - Well, maybe he's right, I'm probably crazy.
MCNGP #46 - or maybe I'm a damn genius