It's been established that the present management of the League Table is
corrupt and fallable.
At present, the point structure of the table is arbitrarily assigned at will
by the previous owner, whose name we will never speak again.
This is of course unilateral and biased and completely without fairness and
normalcy.
So, logically, we must remove the tyrannical and unilateral previous owner
of the League Table, and select an all new tyrannical and unilateral owner
of the League Table.
And, I've decided, this is going to be me, Microcephalic S. Bob.
Additionally, when posting the League Table, I will assume the moniker of
the previous owner.
With that in mind, and at the risk of restating what I've just said, and at
the risk of restating what I've just said, the present management of the
League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take over the League Table, the
present management of the League Table is corrupt, and I've decided to take
over the League Table.
It is now mine. I'm not going to argue with you about this, it's mine and
you can't stop me, so there. My decision is final.
Now, my first act as the new owner of the League Table is simple, make a
correction to the focus of the table. The present value structure of the
table is completely inverted. Points should be awarded for the posts that
are most useless, not the most useful. The conversational and free thinking
nature of this group is what will keep those intelligent enough to offer
help coming back. In the event this group became a strictly moderated NetCop
fantasy, those of us who are here to help would likely leave quickly.
Additionally, the League Table should not be a weekly exercise, it should be
daily, because I decided, and this new daily update will make it easier to
tabulate the falsified results.
Further, my League Table will be technically superior to the previous
owners, and will feature a chart of performance on a weekly basis.
Below is the league table of MCNGP members based on the uselessness of
their replies up to the day 09/20/2005.
As always the league is based on a scoring system of marks out of 10,
10 being the highest. Please note that the league does not include some
of the MCNGP members who are too elite to include a reference to
the MCNGP membership in their signature, and that I am too elite to sort it.
16777216.0 Microcephalic S. Bob
117.5 Ben Smith
35.5 Catwalker63
115.0 The Rev [MCT]
243.0 Wayne McGlinn
283.0 Neil
792.0 Mike T
591.5 Kline Sphere
91.2 CBIC
191.1 JaR
286.42 Frisbee®
191.0 Kendal Emery
176.0 T-Bone
53.09 Briscobar
102.7 Consultant
93.1 Lnkwizard
105.1 Keyboard Cowboy
103.5 Rowdy Yates
Microcephalic S. Bob
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