Last Day for Windows 2000 MCSE certification

Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.

Thank you!!

Don
Mon Dec 13 13:04:53 CST 2004

Someone may correct me, but I don't see any on
http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/status/examstoretire.asp

Don

"Kendra Morris" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:182e01c4e141$322ed3b0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>
> Thank you!!

bhileman
Mon Dec 13 13:42:16 CST 2004

Kendra Morris wrote:
> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>
> Thank you!!

R U Hawt?

The answer depends entirely on your hawtness.

--
Fris "If you're a guy, then that's a rather ga^H^Hfunny name" bee®, MCNGP
#13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
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Ken
Mon Dec 13 13:56:39 CST 2004

In news:eWxYbvU4EHA.2404@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>
> Kendra Morris wrote:
>> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
>> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
>> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
>> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>>
>> Thank you!!
>
> R U Hawt?
>
> The answer depends entirely on your hawtness.

> Fris "If you're a guy, then that's a rather ga^H^Hfunny name" bee®, MCNGP
> #13

For Hallowww.een.com a couple years ago, I dressed up in a dress and high
heels. Wig and makeup to match. I was one sexy biatch. I called myself
Kendra. Not because I was gay, but because it was funny. I may have looked
gay, and in fact I felt quite gay, but I promise you I wasn't.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

JaR
Mon Dec 13 14:06:53 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>> Fris "If you're a guy, then that's a rather ga^H^Hfunny name" bee®,
>> MCNGP #13
>
> For Hallowww.een.com a couple years ago, I dressed up in a dress and
> high heels. Wig and makeup to match. I was one sexy biatch. I called
> myself Kendra. Not because I was gay, but because it was funny. I may
> have looked gay, and in fact I felt quite gay, but I promise you I
> wasn't.
>

Hmmmm....Zat iz werrry interrresting. Und how vas your relationship mit
your muzzer? Did you effer vear your muzzers clothes?

Sigmund
Analyst Thug

Keyboard
Mon Dec 13 14:08:21 CST 2004

Not because I was gay, but because it was funny. I may
have looked
>gay, and in fact I felt quite gay, but I promise you I
wasn't.
>

Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

Ken
Mon Dec 13 14:12:57 CST 2004

In news:359101c4e14f$7e694270$a301280a@phx.gbl,
Keyboard Cowboy <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> rambled:
>
> Not because I was gay, but because it was funny. I may
> have looked
>> gay, and in fact I felt quite gay, but I promise you I wasn't.
>>
>
> Me thinks thou dost protest too much.

People who say "methinks" like the rod.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

kpg
Mon Dec 13 14:15:52 CST 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uNQnN3U4EHA.2452@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> In news:eWxYbvU4EHA.2404@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl,
> Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>>
>> Kendra Morris wrote:
>>> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
>>> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
>>> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
>>> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>>>
>>> Thank you!!
>>
>> R U Hawt?
>>
>> The answer depends entirely on your hawtness.
>
>> Fris "If you're a guy, then that's a rather ga^H^Hfunny name" bee®, MCNGP
>> #13
>
> For Hallowww.een.com a couple years ago, I dressed up in a dress and high
> heels. Wig and makeup to match. I was one sexy biatch. I called myself
> Kendra. Not because I was gay, but because it was funny. I may have looked
> gay, and in fact I felt quite gay, but I promise you I wasn't.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
>

Thanks for sharing.

For the record, I have never dressed up as a women.

kp "while I was sober" g

Neil
Mon Dec 13 15:29:32 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:uNQnN3U4EHA.2452@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> I was one sexy biatch.

http://www.3dcafe.com/sounds/animals/cricket.wav

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Mon Dec 13 15:30:38 CST 2004

did you hear "Don C" <punti@afsdjkl.com> say in news:#xXpnaU4EHA.4004
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>
> Someone may correct me,

OK you're wrong

> but I don't see any on
> http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/status/examstoretire.asp
>
> Don
>

well, you are right about this...<g>

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Rowdy
Mon Dec 13 18:19:56 CST 2004

Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:eWxYbvU4EHA.2404
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Kendra Morris wrote:
>> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
>> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
>> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
>> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>>
>> Thank you!!
>
> R U Hawt?
>
> The answer depends entirely on your hawtness.
>

yeah!!! show us your tits!!!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/google.gif

Neil
Tue Dec 14 11:11:40 CST 2004

did you hear Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngpATyahooDOTcom> say in
news:Xns95BEC4A8570EBrowdyyates2124@207.46.248.16:

> Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:eWxYbvU4EHA.2404
> @TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
>
>> Kendra Morris wrote:
>>> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
>>> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
>>> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
>>> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>>>
>>> Thank you!!
>>
>> R U Hawt?
>>
>> The answer depends entirely on your hawtness.
>>
>
> yeah!!! show us your tits!!!
>

You don't say bad word...

I see that niether the nanny-bot nor Mr. Eddy put a stop to that one...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

bhileman
Tue Dec 14 11:18:25 CST 2004

Neil wrote:
> did you hear Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngpATyahooDOTcom> say in
> news:Xns95BEC4A8570EBrowdyyates2124@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:eWxYbvU4EHA.2404
>> @TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Kendra Morris wrote:
>>>> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
>>>> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
>>>> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
>>>> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you!!
>>>
>>> R U Hawt?
>>>
>>> The answer depends entirely on your hawtness.
>>>
>>
>> yeah!!! show us your tits!!!
>>
>
> You don't say bad word...
>
> I see that niether the nanny-bot nor Mr. Eddy put a stop to that
> one...

But why would Rowdy's ornithological interest offend anyone?

--
Fris "Burd Watcher" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
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Neil
Tue Dec 14 11:22:09 CST 2004

did you hear Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> say in
news:uSFYtDg4EHA.1564@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> But why would Rowdy's ornithological interest offend anyone?

yes, it's the fine feathered freinds that everyone is requesting at the
"gentleman's club".

"NOW SHOW US YOUR CANARIES!"

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

JaR
Tue Dec 14 12:04:20 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> say in
> news:uSFYtDg4EHA.1564@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> But why would Rowdy's ornithological interest offend anyone?
>
> yes, it's the fine feathered freinds that everyone is requesting at the
> "gentleman's club".
>
> "NOW SHOW US YOUR CANARIES!"
>

I love Hooters;

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html

JaR
Audubon Thug

kpg
Tue Dec 14 12:42:02 CST 2004

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\154696.htm (12/14/2004 12:41:00
>PM) #
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> say in
>> news:uSFYtDg4EHA.1564@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> But why would Rowdy's ornithological interest offend anyone?
>>
>> yes, it's the fine feathered freinds that everyone is requesting at the
>> "gentleman's club".
>>
>> "NOW SHOW US YOUR CANARIES!"
>>
>
> I love Hooters;
>
> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html
>
> JaR
> Audubon Thug

That was VERY disappointing.

Jtyc
Tue Dec 14 12:47:42 CST 2004

> That was VERY disappointing.

I agree.


2004 is almost over.

Neil
Tue Dec 14 12:58:42 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

>
> I love Hooters;
>
> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html
>
> JaR
> Audubon Thug

well, owl be darned...I fluttered over there budgie it wasn't what I
expected. but then I will swallow just about anything.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Tue Dec 14 12:59:05 CST 2004

did you hear "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> say in news:
#Bw#l1g4EHA.1120@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

>> That was VERY disappointing.
>
> I agree.
>
>
> 2004 is almost over.
>
>

hopefully the 2k5 calander will be even better...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

JaR
Tue Dec 14 13:17:48 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>>
>> I love Hooters;
>>
>> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html
>>
>> JaR
>> Audubon Thug
>
> well, owl be darned...I fluttered over there budgie it wasn't what I
> expected. but then I will swallow just about anything.
>

I thought you'd be chicken to go there. It is worth a feather in your cap,
but I wouldn't crow about it, others might think you gull-ible.

JaR
BackAtCha Thug

Neil
Tue Dec 14 14:17:31 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BF72ED1C4FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>>
>>> I love Hooters;
>>>
>>> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Audubon Thug
>>
>> well, owl be darned...I fluttered over there budgie it wasn't what I
>> expected. but then I will swallow just about anything.
>>
>
> I thought you'd be chicken to go there. It is worth a feather in your
> cap, but I wouldn't crow about it, others might think you gull-ible.
>
> JaR
> BackAtCha Thug

You turkey! why do have to make these things so un-pheasant. If you are
going to use fowl language the least you could do is not be such a loon
about it. I think these puns should be ill-eagle....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Tue Dec 14 14:34:01 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>news:Xns95BF72ED1C4FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>>>
news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I love Hooters;
>>>>
>>>>
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters200
4.html
>>>>
>>>> JaR
>>>> Audubon Thug
>>>
>>> well, owl be darned...I fluttered over there budgie it
wasn't what I
>>> expected. but then I will swallow just about anything.
>>>
>>
>> I thought you'd be chicken to go there. It is worth a
feather in your
>> cap, but I wouldn't crow about it, others might think
you gull-ible.
>>
>> JaR
>> BackAtCha Thug
>
>You turkey! why do have to make these things so un-
pheasant. If you are
>going to use fowl language the least you could do is not
be such a loon
>about it. I think these puns should be ill-eagle....
>


You try to confuse!

JaR
Tue Dec 14 14:42:13 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>>
>>> well, owl be darned...I fluttered over there budgie it wasn't what I
>>> expected. but then I will swallow just about anything.
>>>
>>
>> I thought you'd be chicken to go there. It is worth a feather in your
>> cap, but I wouldn't crow about it, others might think you gull-ible.
>>
>> JaR
>> BackAtCha Thug
>
> You turkey! why do have to make these things so un-pheasant. If you are
> going to use fowl language the least you could do is not be such a loon
> about it. I think these puns should be ill-eagle....
>

The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird. I
can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad puns. The
murre the harrier I always say!

JaR
TaDaDum Thug

Neil
Tue Dec 14 15:31:49 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BF813D9D372plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird. I
> can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad puns.
> The murre the harrier I always say!

I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've repeated
both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now tern my
attentions elsewhere

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

JaR
Tue Dec 14 15:47:21 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95BF813D9D372plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird. I
>> can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad puns.
>> The murre the harrier I always say!
>
> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've repeated
> both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now tern my
> attentions elsewhere
>

Boy do I have egg on my face. I'll try to hatch up a better yolk. I don't
want to have to shell out when it is time to lay the bets. Albumin back!

JaR
Cracked Thug

bhileman
Tue Dec 14 15:51:40 CST 2004

Neil wrote:
> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95BF813D9D372plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird.
>> I can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad
>> puns. The murre the harrier I always say!
>
> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've repeated
> both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now tern my
> attentions elsewhere

You are the kingfisher.

--
Fris "Either you or salmon else" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
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Neil
Tue Dec 14 15:56:41 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BF8C484A765plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95BF813D9D372plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird.
>>> I can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad
>>> puns. The murre the harrier I always say!
>>
>> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've repeated
>> both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now tern my
>> attentions elsewhere
>>
>
> Boy do I have egg on my face. I'll try to hatch up a better yolk. I
> don't want to have to shell out when it is time to lay the bets.
> Albumin back!
>
> JaR
> Cracked Thug
>

you pigeon, are you going to start grousing about this again. I may have
to start robin some puns from elsewhere. But I suppose that would be
beaking some kind of Cardinal rule.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Tue Dec 14 16:18:42 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>news:Xns95BF8C484A765plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>>>
news:Xns95BF813D9D372plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>>
>>>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to
give you the bird.
>>>> I can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that
wants to make bad
>>>> puns. The murre the harrier I always say!
>>>
>>> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase
you've repeated
>>> both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will
now tern my
>>> attentions elsewhere
>>>
>>
>> Boy do I have egg on my face. I'll try to hatch up a
better yolk. I
>> don't want to have to shell out when it is time to lay
the bets.
>> Albumin back!
>>
>> JaR
>> Cracked Thug
>>
>
>you pigeon, are you going to start grousing about this
again. I may have
>to start robin some puns from elsewhere. But I suppose
that would be
>beaking some kind of Cardinal rule.
>





MAKE IT STOP, MOMMY, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

Rowdy
Tue Dec 14 16:43:04 CST 2004

JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in
news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html

damn, you fooled me once again!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/google.gif

Rowdy
Tue Dec 14 16:44:06 CST 2004

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns95BF8E428FBDDneilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> hopefully the 2k5 calander will be even better...

i better see some big tits on those owls in 2k5 - otherwise i will have to
open up a can of whoop-ass!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/google.gif

JaR
Tue Dec 14 17:11:29 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Rowdy Yates climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in
> news:Xns95BF66783FF5Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2004.html
>
> damn, you fooled me once again!
>

Hooo?

Me?

JaR
Innocent Thug

JaR
Tue Dec 14 17:18:27 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>>>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird.
>>>> I can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad
>>>> puns. The murre the harrier I always say!
>>>
>>> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've repeated
>>> both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now tern my
>>> attentions elsewhere
>>>
>>
>> Boy do I have egg on my face. I'll try to hatch up a better yolk. I
>> don't want to have to shell out when it is time to lay the bets.
>> Albumin back!
>>
>> JaR
>> Cracked Thug
>>
>
> you pigeon, are you going to start grousing about this again. I may
have
> to start robin some puns from elsewhere. But I suppose that would be
> beaking some kind of Cardinal rule.
>

You think you are some sort of merlin. I'd give you a raptor up side the
head, but you'd only duck, you bustard.

JaR
Persistant Thug

Neil
Tue Dec 14 20:26:44 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BF9BBA53F3Bplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>>>>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the
>>>>> bird. I can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to
>>>>> make bad puns. The murre the harrier I always say!
>>>>
>>>> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've
>>>> repeated both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now
>>>> tern my attentions elsewhere
>>>>
>>>
>>> Boy do I have egg on my face. I'll try to hatch up a better yolk. I
>>> don't want to have to shell out when it is time to lay the bets.
>>> Albumin back!
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Cracked Thug
>>>
>>
>> you pigeon, are you going to start grousing about this again. I may
> have
>> to start robin some puns from elsewhere. But I suppose that would be
>> beaking some kind of Cardinal rule.
>>
>
> You think you are some sort of merlin. I'd give you a raptor up side
> the head, but you'd only duck, you bustard.
>
> JaR
> Persistant Thug
>

*cranes neck towards JaR*

you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another with you. I'm heron
a little frustration from you. ok, that was ostrech...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy)

Neil
Tue Dec 14 20:29:04 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BF9A8BF7053plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

>
> Hooo?
>
> Me?
>
> JaR
> Innocent Thug
>
>

oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Tue Dec 14 20:28:26 CST 2004

did you hear Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> say in
news:uhFaZci4EHA.208@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95BF813D9D372plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> The vultures in here will pounce on any excuse to give you the bird.
>>> I can't sparrow the time to watch every tit that wants to make bad
>>> puns. The murre the harrier I always say!
>>
>> I'm sorry but I will have to ring the buzzard becuase you've repeated
>> both tit and sparrow so the victory is myna. I will now tern my
>> attentions elsewhere
>
> You are the kingfisher.
>

are you mockingbird me?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

kpg
Wed Dec 15 08:44:57 CST 2004

kpg loads birdshot into 12-gauge...

Jtyc
Wed Dec 15 09:39:54 CST 2004

> are you mockingbird me?

I'm going to kill you.

bhileman
Wed Dec 15 09:49:46 CST 2004

Jtyc wrote:
>> are you mockingbird me?
>
> I'm going to kill you.

You're going to kill him?

Keyboard
Wed Dec 15 09:50:13 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>kpg loads birdshot into 12-gauge...
>
>.


Birdshot! Ha! No need!

*loads slug in 12-gauge... takes aim...*

JaR
Wed Dec 15 10:13:57 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:


>>>
>>> you pigeon, are you going to start grousing about this again. I may
>> have
>>> to start robin some puns from elsewhere. But I suppose that would be
>>> beaking some kind of Cardinal rule.
>>>
>>
>> You think you are some sort of merlin. I'd give you a raptor up side
>> the head, but you'd only duck, you bustard.
>>
>> JaR
>> Persistant Thug
>>
>
> *cranes neck towards JaR*
>
> you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another with you. I'm heron
> a little frustration from you. ok, that was ostrech...
>

I'm heron the strain as you attempt to emu-late your betters. But I swan
I'm gentoo win you dodo.

JaR
Superior Thug

JaR
Wed Dec 15 10:15:53 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

>>-----Original Message-----
>>kpg loads birdshot into 12-gauge...
>>
>>.
>
>
> Birdshot! Ha! No need!
>
> *loads slug in 12-gauge... takes aim...*
>

*Adusts flap of kevlar blind*

JaR
Protected Thug

JaR
Wed Dec 15 10:16:58 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Jtyc wrote:
>>> are you mockingbird me?
>>
>> I'm going to kill you.
>
> You're going to kill him?
>

tsk.

Such hostility in the froup today.

Buncha birdbrains.

JaR
Stirring Thug

JaR
Wed Dec 15 10:18:34 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95BF9A8BF7053plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>>
>> Hooo?
>>
>> Me?
>>
>> JaR
>> Innocent Thug
>>
>>
>
> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>

You need to grebe some more coffee.

JaR
Barista Thug

Jtyc
Wed Dec 15 10:18:27 CST 2004

> You're going to kill him?

No I'm not, just kidding.

You just tell your birds that I'm going to get my kpg and keyboard cowboy
and they are going to shoot them.

bhileman
Wed Dec 15 10:37:10 CST 2004

Jtyc wrote:
>> You're going to kill him?
>
> No I'm not, just kidding.
>
> You just tell your birds that I'm going to get my kpg and keyboard
> cowboy and they are going to shoot them.

They're going to take pictures?

JaR
Wed Dec 15 10:49:24 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Jtyc wrote:
>>> You're going to kill him?
>>
>> No I'm not, just kidding.
>>
>> You just tell your birds that I'm going to get my kpg and keyboard
>> cowboy and they are going to shoot them.
>
> They're going to take pictures?
>

Wait, wait, wait! I need to comb my hair first, and Neil needs a bath!

JaR
Debonaire Thug

Neil
Wed Dec 15 11:18:44 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C053C228E0Dplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>
>>>>
>>>> you pigeon, are you going to start grousing about this again. I may
>>> have
>>>> to start robin some puns from elsewhere. But I suppose that would be
>>>> beaking some kind of Cardinal rule.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You think you are some sort of merlin. I'd give you a raptor up side
>>> the head, but you'd only duck, you bustard.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Persistant Thug
>>>
>>
>> *cranes neck towards JaR*
>>
>> you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another with you. I'm
heron
>> a little frustration from you. ok, that was ostrech...
>>
>
> I'm heron the strain as you attempt to emu-late your betters. But I
swan
> I'm gentoo win you dodo.
>
> JaR
> Superior Thug
>

I'm afraid I will have to press the Buzzard as those have both been used.
If you want to start a small warble, your better be swift about it. I'm
no fledgling at this, you pecker. This could wren you...

on the plus side this should make a ccouple of people smile - that would
be a perigrins...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Wed Dec 15 11:20:15 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Neil needs a bath!

yes but that wont show on film....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Wed Dec 15 11:20:39 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> I need to comb my hair first

which of the 3 will you be combing...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Wed Dec 15 11:22:41 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C0548A4679Aplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95BF9A8BF7053plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>>
>>> Hooo?
>>>
>>> Me?
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Innocent Thug
>>>
>>>
>>
>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>
>
> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>
> JaR
> Barista Thug
>

I'll just passerine that comment by

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Wed Dec 15 11:42:29 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy
climbed on a soapbox &
>opined:
>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>kpg loads birdshot into 12-gauge...
>>>
>>>.
>>
>>
>> Birdshot! Ha! No need!
>>
>> *loads slug in 12-gauge... takes aim...*
>>
>
>*Adusts flap of kevlar blind*
>
>JaR
>Protected Thug
>.
>


Dang! I hate it when they do that.

*Sees a squirrel frolicking on a tree, aims 12-gauge*

Hey y'all, watch this!

JaR
Wed Dec 15 11:50:09 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:


>>>
>>> you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another with you. I'm
> heron
>>> a little frustration from you. ok, that was ostrech...
>>>
>>
>> I'm heron the strain as you attempt to emu-late your betters. But I
> swan
>> I'm gentoo win you dodo.
>>
>> JaR
>> Superior Thug
>>
>
> I'm afraid I will have to press the Buzzard as those have both been
> used. If you want to start a small warble, your better be swift about
> it. I'm no fledgling at this, you pecker. This could wren you...
>
> on the plus side this should make a ccouple of people smile - that
> would be a perigrins...
>

I have to admit you're partridge right, but I'm still gannett win. Chick
back because you have re-used a flock of words over too. Covey your a$$,
this will be no lark!

JaR
Flyin' Thug

JaR
Wed Dec 15 11:51:10 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> I need to comb my hair first
>
> which of the 3 will you be combing...
>

All of them.

JaR
Wed Dec 15 11:52:07 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Neil needs a bath!
>
> yes but that wont show on film....
>

The flies will...

JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 15 11:53:46 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>>>
>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>
>>
>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>
>> JaR
>> Barista Thug
>>
>
> I'll just passerine that comment by
>

Ibix you can't.

JaR
Gambler Thug

Keyboard
Wed Dec 15 12:02:39 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
soapbox & opined:
>
>
>>>>
>>>> you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another
with you. I'm
>> heron
>>>> a little frustration from you. ok, that was
ostrech...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm heron the strain as you attempt to emu-late your
betters. But I
>> swan
>>> I'm gentoo win you dodo.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Superior Thug
>>>
>>
>> I'm afraid I will have to press the Buzzard as those
have both been
>> used. If you want to start a small warble, your better
be swift about
>> it. I'm no fledgling at this, you pecker. This could
wren you...
>>
>> on the plus side this should make a ccouple of people
smile - that
>> would be a perigrins...
>>
>
>I have to admit you're partridge right, but I'm still
gannett win. Chick
>back because you have re-used a flock of words over too.
Covey your a$$,
>this will be no lark!
>
>JaR



Koo-koo'd you take this conversation over there ------>

kpg
Wed Dec 15 12:14:27 CST 2004

What are the last words you'll here a redneck say...

> Hey y'all, watch this!
>

kpg
Wed Dec 15 12:16:28 CST 2004

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\154769.htm (12/15/2004 12:15:00
>PM) #
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>>>>
>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>
>>>
>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Barista Thug
>>>
>>
>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>
>
> Ibix you can't.
>
> JaR
> Gambler Thug

Gooney bastards.

Neil
Wed Dec 15 12:22:28 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C0641151BBAplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>
>>>>
>>>> you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another with you. I'm
>> heron
>>>> a little frustration from you. ok, that was ostrech...
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm heron the strain as you attempt to emu-late your betters. But I
>> swan
>>> I'm gentoo win you dodo.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Superior Thug
>>>
>>
>> I'm afraid I will have to press the Buzzard as those have both been
>> used. If you want to start a small warble, your better be swift about
>> it. I'm no fledgling at this, you pecker. This could wren you...
>>
>> on the plus side this should make a ccouple of people smile - that
>> would be a perigrins...
>>
>
> I have to admit you're partridge right, but I'm still gannett win.
Chick
> back because you have re-used a flock of words over too. Covey your a
$$,
> this will be no lark!
>
> JaR
> Flyin' Thug

I don't mean to make you blue, Jay, but I can pull this out in a fitch if
I have towhee. if you want oriel fight, we can start to whoop it up.
Eider you give up now, or there will be osprey of blood. I'm sure you can
appreciate my condor on this subject so I will await your anser.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Wed Dec 15 12:23:52 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C0646703751plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> Neil needs a bath!
>>
>> yes but that wont show on film....
>>
>
> The flies will...
>
> JaR

please! the flies have had a bath...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Wed Dec 15 12:23:19 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C0643DCAB85plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95C059C4AAA49plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> I need to comb my hair first
>>
>> which of the 3 will you be combing...
>>
>
> All of them.
>

all 3? I didn't know you had a comb with 4 teeth...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Ken
Wed Dec 15 12:23:06 CST 2004

In news:17b401c4e2d0$442ab120$a501280a@phx.gbl,
Keyboard Cowboy <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> rambled:
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>
>>>>>
>>>>> you caw'd? look if it isn't swan thing it's another with you. I'm
>>>>> heron a little frustration from you. ok, that was ostrech...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm heron the strain as you attempt to emu-late your betters. But
>>>> I swan I'm gentoo win you dodo.
>>>>
>>>> JaR
>>>> Superior Thug
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm afraid I will have to press the Buzzard as those have both been
>>> used. If you want to start a small warble, your better be swift
>>> about it. I'm no fledgling at this, you pecker. This could wren
>>> you...
>>>
>>> on the plus side this should make a ccouple of people smile - that
>>> would be a perigrins...
>>>
>>
>> I have to admit you're partridge right, but I'm still gannett win.
>> Chick back because you have re-used a flock of words over too. Covey
>> your a$$, this will be no lark!
>>
>> JaR
>
>
>
> Koo-koo'd you take this conversation over there ------>

Agreed.

*flips Neil and JaR the bird*

*then shoots self in head*

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Neil
Wed Dec 15 12:25:50 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>>>>
>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>
>>>
>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Barista Thug
>>>
>>
>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>
>
> Ibix you can't.
>
> JaR
> Gambler Thug
>

these are starling to quack me up...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Wed Dec 15 12:27:32 CST 2004

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in
news:uSZ8TJt4EHA.2180@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> "JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
>># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\154769.htm (12/15/2004
>>12:15:00 PM) #
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>>>>
>>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>>
>>>> JaR
>>>> Barista Thug
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>>
>>
>> Ibix you can't.
>>
>> JaR
>> Gambler Thug
>
> Gooney bastards.
>
>

no need to snipe...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Alice
Wed Dec 15 12:26:17 CST 2004

"Kendra Morris" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:182e01c4e141$322ed3b0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
> MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
> heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
> December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
>
> Thank you!!

Kendra,

No, that is not true. No date has yet been set for the retirement of the
Windows 2000 MCSE.

--
Alice Ciccu
Assessments and Certification Exams
Microsoft Learning

"This posting is provided AS IS with no warranties and confers no rights."

Jtyc
Wed Dec 15 12:29:14 CST 2004

> I don't mean to make you blue, Jay, but I can pull this out in a fitch if
> I have towhee. if you want oriel fight, we can start to whoop it up.
> Eider you give up now, or there will be osprey of blood. I'm sure you can
> appreciate my condor on this subject so I will await your anser.

You better pray to the God of skinny punks that (you stay in Canada) this
wind doesn't pick up, or I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up your
ass!

/Tommy boy

Neil
Wed Dec 15 12:35:52 CST 2004

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:uO
$R8Pt4EHA.2624@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> You better pray to the God of skinny punks that (you stay in Canada)
this
> wind doesn't pick up, or I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up
your
> ass!
>
> /Tommy boy

:)

death threats really are the only way you know you've done the puns
right...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

JaR
Wed Dec 15 13:13:05 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95C064AE9EB72plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>>>>>
>>>>> oh, falcon, I should have seen that coming..
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You need to grebe some more coffee.
>>>>
>>>> JaR
>>>> Barista Thug
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'll just passerine that comment by
>>>
>>
>> Ibix you can't.
>>
>> JaR
>> Gambler Thug
>>
>
> these are starling to quack me up...
>

Funnier than a parakeets!

JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 15 13:18:11 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> I have to admit you're partridge right, but I'm still gannett win.
> Chick
>> back because you have re-used a flock of words over too. Covey your a
> $$,
>> this will be no lark!
>>
>> JaR
>> Flyin' Thug
>
> I don't mean to make you blue, Jay, but I can pull this out in a fitch
> if I have towhee. if you want oriel fight, we can start to whoop it
> up. Eider you give up now, or there will be osprey of blood. I'm sure
> you can appreciate my condor on this subject so I will await your
> anser.
>

I'm sorry, but in a contest like this I'll gobble you up without a peep.
All the raven in the world won't make me finch. Try to claw out, if you
canary.

JaR
Persistant Thug

JaR
Wed Dec 15 13:19:44 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:uO
> $R8Pt4EHA.2624@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> You better pray to the God of skinny punks that (you stay in Canada)
> this
>> wind doesn't pick up, or I'm gonna come over there and jam an oar up
> your
>> ass!
>>
>> /Tommy boy
>
>:)
>
> death threats really are the only way you know you've done the puns
> right...
>

Neil, I beleive our work here is done.

JaR
Smug Thug

JaR
Wed Dec 15 13:21:53 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95C0643DCAB85plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In mi