I LOVE braindmps

TheMSsForum.com: The Microsoft Software Forum

The MSS Forum ‹ Mcse
- Archive
  - Biz
  - MCSE
  - CRM
  - Drivers
  - Framework
  - ADO
  - ASP
  - Compact
  - Forms
  - Dotnet
  - C#
  - VB
  - FontpageGen
  - Excel
  - WorkSheet
  - Exchange
  - Setup
  - Fox
  - Fontpage
  - ASP
  - IIS
  - Entourage
  - Money
  - Messanger
  - PocketPC
  - Powerpoint
  - Project
  - Publisher
  - Excel
  - VB
  - Security
  - Portal
  - Services
  - SQLServerDev
  - SVCS
  - SQLServer
  - VB
  - VC
  - MFC
  - ExcelGen

- Previous
  - 1
    - I LOVE braindmps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137116
  - 2
    - braindumps rox I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137115
  - 3
    - braindumps rox I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137112
  - 4
    - braindumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137110
  - 5
    - braindumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137109
  - 6
    - braimdumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137108
  - 7
    - braindumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137107
  - 8
    - braindumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137105
  - 9
    - braindumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137104
  - 10
    - braindumps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137101
  - 11
    - Senior MCSE I am 68 years old and I am studying for 70-210 test and just wanted to introduce myself to you young bastards. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137057
  - 12
    - OT: Programmers Ok I had to follow up on Ken's thread to prove that it is not just Lusers that are crazy. At my last job we had a programmer that I swear was on lithium. This guy was so far out there he would talk about writing code according to the phase of the moon. Another story that I can remember is he had an application which interfaced with a truck scale at the local landfill. It was pretty basic and used to keep the books for fees and weights of disposed material. Well he was convinced on several occasion that people at the landfill were modifying his code and breaking his application. Now it is true that the compiler and source code were on the pc but landfill employees modifying the code LOL! These people hardly found the power button let alone figure out how to escape from the menu system we had for them. We often made bad jokes about this guy bringing a gun to work. Rick Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 137049
  - 13
    - OT: Lusers Just got a call from our resident ditz, Kathy. *ring ring* "Hello?" "Ken, it's Kathy...is Steve still here?" "No, he left about 5 minutes ago...what do you need?" "Oh, I wanted him to turn off my spell check." "Oh, that's no big deal, I can do that for you, I'll be up in a second." *click* Here, I'm already patting myself on the back for a job well done - I've pleased the end luser, making the IT department, and myself in particular, look pretty damn good. Even if it is a mundane, simple task. But hey, I haven't been feeling so great lately, and anything to make me feel a little better helps, right? So off I go, up to Kathy's desk. I realize halfway there that having Word automatically check spelling and grammar is a good thing...and if that's turned off, she'll never ever run spell check, and there'll be all kinds of sloppy-ass documents being sent out to customers and whatnot. So I rethink my position here, and decide that instead of just doing it, I should ask Kathy why, exactly, she needs auto-spell-check disabled. So I get there, and pose the question to her. The answer I get is, no lie: "Well, I get an error message that says there are too many errors in this document." I'm not sure if I sh!t myself or if I fainted first, but I know that both happened. Look, I explained when I awoke, firstly, Word doesn't care how many spelling errors there are, it will detect as many as it finds. A billion, if you're a bad typer. So that's not the error message. Secondly, if there are that many spelling errors, why on earth would you want to disable it? Surely you're not planning on proofreading the document, manually fixing errors, and proofing again, are you? That's a waste of time. Have the computer proofread it for you, *as you type*. Then give it the once over when you're done. Isn't that a lot easier and less time consuming? Again, the response I get from Kathy floors me: "Well, it's just that the cat is annoying, I don't like him anymore." Right off the bat, I didn't know what the hell she was talking about. All I could think of was Lewis Black and "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." Anyway, she was talking about the "helpful" Office animations. Like the paper clip guy, the cat, I think there's a wizard or something. So I just turned them off. Good deal. So I get back to my desk, and the phone rings. Guess fukcing who. "It's still underlining my misspelled words." "I know, I didn't disable the spell checker. That's probably not a good idea." "Well, I need it undone." "I'll call you back" *click* *picks up phone again* "Hi, Kristen, it's Ken." "Hi Ken, what can I do ya for?" "Kathy wants spell check disabled in Word. I don't think that's a good idea." "Say no more, I'll deal with her." *click* Now that a "higher up" has told her that it's probably not smart, she's dealing with it. Crazy woman thinks she can outsmart me. I'll just go to her boss. Look, I might not be the greatest IT guy around, but I got some fricking common sense. She's a whack job, I'll tell ya. Nutty as a bag of cashews, that woman. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136999
  - 14
    - MS Press MCSE Readiness Exam Error When I launch the MCSE Readiness Exams i get the following error: IE Script Error Line 17 Char 1 Error 'objBigList.documentElement' is null or not an object Code 0 URL file://c:\program files\MCSE Readiness Review\70-210 \Engine\RREV.htm I have uninstalled and reinstalled. I am running WinXP Pro with IE 6 (latest rev). Any ideas on how to fix this? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136995
  - 15
    - mcngp just wanna tell yu mcngp queers that you are lame. the only peeple lamer then you is the wannabes. mcngp stads for most clowns never get pu$$y. you should reely hav hier standerds for who gets in. techgeekpro is a homo and so is nerd3245878 or whatevr her name is. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136980
  - 16
    - OT: Wednesday Humor TechTales: "The funniest tech support stories on the internet" http://www.techtales.com/ And as a bonus... http://www.theweirdsite.com/weirdpic.htm It's a *really* cute picture. -- TechGeekPro MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+ "Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136921
  - 17
    - MCSE & MCDBA Hi GUYS, Well, I am student in college, and I am 19 yrs old. I don't have enough money to take the microsoft exam, i run out my saving money. I cant do the exam for microsoft. anyone can give a microsoft test voucher to take my exams. thanks guys A. O. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136834
  - 18
    - [OT] [Media] Just when you thought outsourcing couldn't get any worse... ... McDonald's outsources a drivethrough. http://www.iht.com/articles/529970.htm Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136816
  - 19
    - over and around in Ireland is there anyone in Irelaand useing this newsgroup Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136781
  - 20
    - EXTRA PARTS FOUND I found 100 5 1/4 floppy drives in our store-room and was wondering if they could be sold on eBay. If I make enough money I could buy something better than you. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136773
  - 21
    - information i would like to receive information from people who did mcse. anything you believe that is important. gilbert -- Visit: http://www.free-underground.com TODO GRATIS, ALL FREE -- Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136753
  - 22
    - OT: Tuesday Horror http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20040720/en_nm/people_jackson_dc or http://tinyurl.com/46xac This is horiffic news, and we should all take cover, for I fully suspect that nuclear winter is right around the corner. -- KB - MCNGP "TY, Fark thug" #26 first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136711
  - 23
    - MCSE in India - anyone else done it ? I am looking into doing my 2003 MCSE in India using Keonig solutions. The cost is about 60% cheaper than in the UK. Its a 50 day boot camp. Has anyone else done the course in India ? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136680
  - 24
    - OT Tuesday fun This is cool! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5508659969 Consultant Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136635
  - 25
    - MCSE training kit for 70-215 Practice Session problem!! I'm quite new to W2K and am working thru the MS Training book for exam 70-215. I have the evaluation version of W2K Server installed as per the previous practice sessions of the book and my hardware and specs all meet the requirements for the sessions. I'm stuck on Chapter 3 page 114 during the file copy phase of the Setup Manager Wizard where you create a distribution folder for an unattended setup. At the point where you tell it to copy the dist files from the CD to your newly created Win2000dist folder, the error "Setup Manager cannot determine free space available on \\Server01\Win2000dist\. Error#1231. The network location cannot be reached." When I OK this message a further message appears "There is not enough space available on the \\Server01 \Win2000dist drive to holdthe setup files. 312MB are needed and 0MB are available." I have double checked my initial setup of the evaluation version of W2K Server as per the training book, and also appear to have plenty of spare disk space available in C: so I'm at a loss as to why this is happening. Can anyone help me out please, any thoughts would be much appreciated as I'm keen to get thru this book and take the exam. 70-210 presented no problems when I worked thru it but I am really a 'beginner' still so it may be something simple or obvious! Many thanks. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136619
- Next
  - 1
    - RIS & Laptops? Whats microsofts official line on RIS support for laptops? In everything I've read, including all the mcse study guides, its always says it needs to be a pxe compliant PCI NIC, and it won't work with laptops! "RIS Clients Must Have Particular PCI Network Cards, Laptops Need Not Apply As it only supports PCI cards, laptops which in general use PC Card or Cardbus network cards can't be helped by RIS" http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/windows2000pro/deploy/depopt/ris.mspx Has this now changed? We've just got in a load of new HP nx4000 and they do pxe boot, and I'm currently installing win2k on them all! Is this because the network card is built in, and is so considered a PCI NIC? If a question should come up in an exam saying "you have a laptop computer and want to use RIS to install win2k, is this possible - yes/no" which would be correct? -- Ben MCP 70-210 "On my way to becoming fully certifiable!" Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136601
  - 2
    - helpdesk must be the worst I hate being a helpdesk, can't believe how stupid/ignorant some people are, but hay guess you have to start somewhere. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136599
  - 3
    - Dad Punched Girlfriend My dad punched my girlfriend because she deleted a silly command.com file and now the computor won't boot right. Help is appreciated at once. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136573
  - 4
    - Braindumps I was wondering what the general feeling is towards braindumps? A friend of mine gave me some braindumps for my MCSE exams. I already have some trancenders and numerous books. Should I even waste my time with the braindumps? Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136563
  - 5
    - Poor Respect Treatment I don't deserve this kind of treatment. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136549
  - 6
    - OT: Monday Strangeness Rubber Ducky, you're the one! You make my bath time so much fun! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5508453273 -- Fris "The Power of Jeebus compels you!" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.tk Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136512
  - 7
    - how to retreive ma data file My XP windows crashed. To resolvet it I installed a new copy of XP in new location. Now I'm unable to access my data file under a profile from the old copy(crashed). Any hints ? thx Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136497
  - 8
    - MCSE & MCDBA Dear all, I want to take both MCSE & MCDBA, my training center told me that I can take them by taking 7 courses only. I want to know what are these courses and their numbers please. Thanks. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136452
  - 9
    - OT: insominiacs? Anyone else do crazy things at night when it's 33 degrees celcius out and they can't sleep? Me, I'm leanring popular klingon phrases. nuqjatlh, you might say (nookjatch, pronunciation). HISlaH, it is true. Please have me commited as soon as possible. With that, I'm off to bed. 'arlogh Qoylu'pu'? Kat Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136442
  - 10
    - RAGING MAD AND ANGRY I just failed 70-292 and have to say that whoever that was behind me in the testing center that was farting and grunting and distracting me, YOU SIR MAY FUK OPH! Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136394
  - 11
    - mcse exams Dear messers, i need a free copy from the new versions of the mcse exams if possible, best regards Mervat N. Abdelnour Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136367
  - 12
    - Passed 70-240 Well after so long waiting to take the 2000 upgrade I fianlly passed. Many thanks to Kashlmba Vouhairan my instructor for giving me all the answers. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136332
  - 13
    - help Hi there, I'm studying for my MCSE as well. Just a question, is it wise to have a network,practice, and write exams or get knew latest study guides then write? Practicle vs theory? Thans Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136316
  - 14
    - New exam format? On a web-site I found the following: "There was an announcement made at this weeks Partner Conference that all exams will be re-released as performance based exams. No more multiple choice!" Is that true? I love performance based questions (just like the MS Office Certs). -- Marin Kostov Microsoft Office XP Master Instructor Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136307
  - 15
    - OT not sure if anyone has used this lately, but there is an updated version. http://home.eunet.no/~pnordahl/ntpasswd/ Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136284
  - 16
    - OT: Need Friday Fun I'm dying out here. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136281
  - 17
    - My Silicon Tits 5170 Hi!! I recently had my titties enlarged and am really proud of my new knockers, feel free to have a look, ive zipped some before and after pics here for you to enjoy as much as i am. http://www.theparadise.x-y.net/BoobJob.zip xuboiltztlfhgkjxfvffbmdlvudqouvnhbflvvuypuhkpscwwhkdysggubecsxriyrjmyodhngmmoojnrqbwp Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136278
  - 18
    - OT XNews post test testing xnews, f off Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136240
  - 19
    - joining for microsoft news groups hello i m a student of MCSE and i want to join your news groups. Please send me a mail in my mail account after accept this aplication. Regards, Thanks M.IRFAN ANJUM Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136198
  - 20
    - Designing W2K Web Solns For some reason, no school is willing to do the 70-226 course, designing highly available web solns for w2k. They say that Microsoft no longer supports it. They don't have the courseware. However the exam is still available. Is that true? If so, how many ques do you get on the exam considering they all are scenario based. -- Gozi Nel Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136187
  - 21
    - BASHING MCSE NT4 AND BUSH All of you that bash Bush, gay MCSE's and NT4 MCSE you are not christian. you support him and he's strong against deaf and gay people's rights! wake up and reboot your unpatched servers and PDA in your brain! i am a DEAF / GAY CHRISTIAN!! Bush did the good job but more than that... he turned into an EVIL MASS OF SPIDER DOODY!! he's dr. jerkins and dr. hydes. and windows 2003 DNS will not work on my network. If you ahve any suggestions please email me at the address above. if you support bush then god will punish you and throw you to the kurb like your hot ex-girlfriend Agnes (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) because you discriminate against deaf and gay people who have MCSE NT4 and not MCSE 2003. shame on you! MCSE NT4 is better than all or some of but maybe not everyone of you fraud MCPs and A+s! MCDBA can go jump i the lakes too! Wilhelm McCaughchion DEAF/GAY/Christian MCSE(NT4) Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136177
  - 22
    - .msi installer I have been trying to write a batch file for my network to install MS updates in "quiet" and "passive" mode. I've been able to get the hotfixes to work, but am having trouble with the .msi installers (msxml.msi for XML 4 to be exact). I have been on MS' website and found the command switches, but the syntax for .msi keeps coming back "specified file not found". Can someone help? What am I missing? I am using WXP Pro. Also, does anyone know the switches for Office XP updates? Thanks in advance for any help you can give. Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136165
  - 23
    - Passed 220 now for 296! Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136125
  - 24
    - 70-290 Hello to wholes: The next Monday I go for selling off the exam 70-290, somebody can counsel me.... Thanks Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136114
  - 25
    - SUS/SMS My protoge claims that no one on the planet is using SMS 2003/SUS combo method to do Windows Updates across the enterprise. Can anyone here attest? NPF Tag: I LOVE braindmps Tag: 136111

I LOVE braindmps

i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst

testking rocks the world

does anybody know where the mcp webpage is?

Top

Re: I LOVE braindmps by nerd32768

nerd32768
Thu Jul 22 10:44:44 CDT 2004

"rustydog" <rustydog@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:C4BFA9D1-7F2F-4DD0-A794-8B4B57E90BCD@microsoft.com...
> go away

shut up

Top

Re: I LOVE braindmps by DanQuinton

DanQuinton
Fri Jul 23 03:19:02 CDT 2004

go away

"nerd32768" wrote:

> "rustydog" <rustydog@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:C4BFA9D1-7F2F-4DD0-A794-8B4B57E90BCD@microsoft.com...
> > go away
>
> shut up
>
>
>

Top