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    - Allitcertkiller.co.uk study guides has new updates than Testking.co.uk Allitcertkiller.co.uk study guides has new updates than Testking.co.uk Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208238
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    - 70-284 Hi Can anyone give me the length and the number of questions of the exam 70-284? Thanks Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208236
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    - [OT] Work is boring today. Any thoughts on the Civilian Nuclear Pact w/ India? http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-12-18-bush-india_x.htm Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208201
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    - Obtain Mcse,Mcsa,Mcdba,Mcsd .Net,Ccna,Ccnp Without Exams(Pay After Check Resutls)100% Passing Gaurantee hi friends if anyone need to clear MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,MCSD,MCSD.NET,CCNA,CCNP,A+,N+,SECURITY+Without exams and study.. we will give the exams on ur bahalf..make u pass in that and charge some extra amount from u.. Then here the search END.. Benifits:- 1. No need to Give EXAMS by Urself. 2. Need not to go on any testing site to give exams. 3. 100% Passing Gaurantee. 4. U have to pay US after checking ur results online. 5. Got certifications at ur Doorstep. Things we Need from the candidates :- 1. Their full name ( that he need to appear on his scoresheet and certificate). 2. Their Full address ( for certificaiton De;ivery) 3. Their Passport And Driving liciense colour scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. Cell as well as landline number with country code 5. Correct exam numbers( that candidates want to do) procedure :- Provide us ur these detials then we will sit on our own several testing site (vue and prometric both) do ur exams and then send u ur scorehseets..by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur result online...and when u will check ur results...only then u have to send us payment. No Payment in advance required..but in the case of microsoft exams only.. for other tests candidate need to send us half payment in advance.. prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd ccna :- 999 usd ccnp :- 1200 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 1400 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1300 usd comptia security + = 1300 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1200 usd oracle 9i :- 3400 usd oracle 10g :- 4800 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :-1500usd(including exam fee) contact info :- mail us at :- all_certs@yahoo.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208194
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    - OT: Enhanced Reduced Functionlity Things that make you go hmmmm... Vista offers Enhanced Reduced Functionlity http://tinyurl.com/tqy66 http://www.techworld.com/security/blogs/index.cfm?blogid=1&entryid=342 0x22 Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208189
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    - FREE =?UTF-8?B?UHJhY3RpY2UgRXhhbXM=?= Check out: www.wswexams.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208181
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    - Give Back to IT Community (Help) Guys, I want to start giving back to the IT Community, and start helping out. I would appreciate if you guys could answer some of the below questions. 1. How do you guys read your newsgroup subscriptions? Software or Via Web? List which do you use. 2. Which web portals do you recommend to use to read/respond to posts & blogs during lunch/break at work? (At work I cant access newsgroups or blogs via a program or nntp) 3. What program do you guys use for managing your blog subscriptions? Software or Via Web? List which do you use. 4. How do you keep track of all the messages you've posted or replied too, this way you can follow-up on it, in case someone responds? 5. Do you guys provide your email address in your posts? If you do, how do you handle protecting yourself from spam? If you dont, how does anyone ever get a hold of you, if needed? 6. Out of curiosity, what email provider do you use, and what program do you use to read your emails? 7. What do I need to do to make sure I get credit for giving back to the community, this way I can work my way up to an MVP? 8. How else can I become part of the IT community and start giving back and networking? Any Ideas? I appreciate you taking your time to respond to my posts, and I plan to begin giving back to the IT community, and hope we can become friends. - Julio (DJ) Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208180
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    - advice hi I am a Computer Information Systems student...I am new to this MCSE thing..I really don't know do I really need it??What do I do first, and how do I get it?? Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208160
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    - What after MCSE Hi, I have just completed MCSE-Security and looking for a job based on MCSE. Currently, my job profile is not much related to MCSE. If someone can advise, which certification should I pursue to make me more marketable? Thanks Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208143
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    - MCSE = MCSA? stupid question (maybe) Is an MCSE automatically an MCSA? I ask because I saw a guys email signature display both - isn't that redundat? or should I change my signature too?? Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208128
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    - Exam insurance Has anyone purchase and used Microsoft recent offer (exam insurance) ..I saw on Microsoft website that you will receive a FREE TechNet plus express subscription with the purchase of exam insurance and register to take one of Microsoft exams by Jan 31st. Sounds like a great deal but I did call a few testing site and no one seems to be aware of this.. Is this for real..??? TIA Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208113
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    - MCSE 2003 (Recommendations on Exam Study Material, Specific Exams, & Order to take Exams) I am a Network Administrator with about 9 years of experience in IT. I deal with a Windows 2003 network, where I am responsible for my child domain & a total of 200 servers & 700 workstations. My certifications are as follows: - CCNA (expired this year, need to retake it now) - MCSE + I (NT 4 Track) - Comptia: A+, Network+ & Linux+ 1. I would appreciate your recommendations on what exams to take for the MCSE? 2. In what particular order is it best to study and take the exams? 3. Recommended Study material for each of the exams I appreciate you taking time to respond to my post. Thanks in advance, Julio C. Delgado Jr. (DJ) Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208112
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    - OT: Thursday Thermometer Here's a post I got in my local Freecycle mail list just now (I think I'll pass): I have a digital thermometer, the kind you put in your mouth, under your arm, or rectal. It has been used but not that much. My son will not keep it in his mouth so I had to get an ear thermometer. Pick up in NW GNV. thank you Melissa Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208109
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    - OT: It's not one world http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236261,00.html Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208098
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    - Spare a thought this holiday season As the holidays get nearer most of up will be preparing for the festive season by sending time with friends and our loved ones. The festive season ought to be happy joyful time for all, however sadly this is not the case for all. So I ask you all to spare a thought for all those poor MCNGP members who unfortunately have no friends, whose only crumb of comfort at this time of year will be posting to this newsgroup on the 25th. I know they are all jerks, but thy are all alone with no one to comfort them. So please remember them while you are making merry and enjoying the Christmas sprit. So please raise a glass of wine and spare a thought for the unfortunate MCNGP while you are eating your Christmas turkey and mince pies for they will have none. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208093
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    - Windows Vista: First Impressions I've got a few statements to make and I'd like to make them public so that those at Microsoft who are still developing the standard user version can take note of: 1. The installation of Windows in the GUI while in Windows XP Professional SP1 or 2 should include the option to format the computer and start from a clean install via format under the advanced options. 2. The installation of Windows in the GUI while in Windows XP Professional SP2 should include the option to partition the hard-drive the same way that the bootable install allows for such as "Expand" (the partition) and "Format" (under the condition that a restart is going to occur and boot into the Installation GUI. 3. During the transition where there are Windows Loading screens where there is simply a load bar and there is the copyright of the Microsoft Corporation, the logo should be above this. 4. Installation should prompt the users in a more friendly way in regards to restarting the computer. Instead of when I have to look at that message for the 1^345738957209872348907th time (which happens to call an Islington flat) that is quite impersonal and robotic, I would like to see something that seems a bit more human as the intial impression of Vista is impressive enough that it should make up for it. Someone fire the Q/A editor. 5. Did you have the idea that Ubuntu, Mac OS X, and Windows XP thrown together would not be noticed? Give us all a break. My computer is good enough and a stupid score of 2.3 as an overall based off of Windows Aero being my lowest, lets get some updates please. The more I get pissed off with the new OS which actually works quite well, so far that is, then I'll write more. -- Lasher MCNGP #50 MCNGP: Leading the world to better training, better computer skills, and taking out the lowdes of the world with furvor beyond anyone's belief. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208080
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    - Obtain Mcse,Mcsa,Mcdba,Mcsd .Net,Ccna,Ccnp Without Exams(Pay After Check Resutls)100% Passing Gaurantee hi friends if anyone need to clear MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,MCSD,MCSD.NET,CCNA,CCNP,A+,N+,SECURITY+Without exams and study.. we will give the exams on ur bahalf..make u pass in that and charge some extra amount from u.. Then here the search END.. Benifits:- 1. No need to Give EXAMS by Urself. 2. Need not to go on any testing site to give exams. 3. 100% Passing Gaurantee. 4. U have to pay US after checking ur results online. 5. Got certifications at ur Doorstep. Things we Need from the candidates :- 1. Their full name ( that he need to appear on his scoresheet and certificate). 2. Their Full address ( for certificaiton De;ivery) 3. Their Passport And Driving liciense colour scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. Cell as well as landline number with country code 5. Correct exam numbers( that candidates want to do) procedure :- Provide us ur these detials then we will sit on our own several testing site (vue and prometric both) do ur exams and then send u ur scorehseets..by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur result online...and when u will check ur results...only then u have to send us payment. No Payment in advance required..but in the case of microsoft exams only.. for other tests candidate need to send us half payment in advance.. prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd ccna :- 999 usd ccnp :- 1200 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 1400 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1300 usd comptia security + = 1300 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1200 usd oracle 9i :- 3400 usd oracle 10g :- 4800 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :-1500usd(including exam fee) contact info :- mail us at :- all_certs@yahoo.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208065
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    - OT: The State I'm In Who says we're a bunch of rednecks? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236001,00.html SFW but not for the those with weak stomachs. We call Bossier City folks yankees down here in NOLA. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208058
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    - OT: Monday Merriness http://www.elfyourself.com/ Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208039
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    - OT: Who Dat? well, not the Cowboys! In other news: I gained new insight into the food retail world when my son, newly employed at a local move theater, tells me they must up-sell or they'll be written up. So if someone doesn't order a drink or candy, they need to suggest it, and if you buy a medium drink or popcorn, they need to remind you that "You get free refills with a large, and it's only 75 cents more!" He says most people go ahead and buy the large, but no one ever comes back for a refill. I mean, who gets up in the middle of a movie for a popcorn refill after you've eaten a large greasy tub of the stuff? So next time someone asks you - "You want fries with that?" remember - it's their job, and they're being a good employee. 0x22 Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208038
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    - Ping: Neil ?'s about betas. Get LRM, Frisbee, or BD to give you my MSN...or I'll just post to super sekrit site. -- -Lasher MCNGP #50 www.mcngp.com > all Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208013
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    - Citrix Last year I received my MCSE but I have to admit I was a "book" MCSE with limited praticial expereince. So I started working part time for a local non profits Info Sys Dept. We have a single Win2003 domain. After working for a few months I could not help noticing that we use probably less than 1% of the capabilities of a Windows domain. Essentially we use the domain to authenticate logons and that is about it. Recently the boss mentioned getting Citrix and talked like this was the answer to everything. I could not help asking "Why are we getting a new management system when we use so little of the one we have that is paid for?" But this begs the question: What are the advantages and disadvantages of using Citirx within a Windows domain. Input would be appreciated. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208010
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    - OT: Putting an infrared camera to a good use http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3709 -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI You have a cyclop perspective and taught android mentality =lobotomized analytical ability. Educated singularity stupid - You can't think 4 corner days. --Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208007
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    - BETA! MCITP here I come. Wee wee wee I get beta! -- -Lasher MCNGP #50 www.mcngp.com > all Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208006
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    - MCSE stats I'm looking for a good place to get statistics on how many people hold MCSE certs. Preferrebly broken out into 2003, 2000, NT4, etc. Thanks in adavnce! Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 208003
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    - Do all MCSE's think they know more than all other MCSE's? I was in another NG - completely unrelated to Microsoft (CADD related actually) and the subject of MCSE certification was brought up. Now there are two guys battling over everything. They both think their way is the only way. One of them is way off of course, suggesting to use brain dumps to get my certs, but their battle is over everything from where to store profiles to what an MCSE even does in the field. Basically they are ripping each other new arse wholes. Reminded me of this place... :P FYI - the email address for the person suggesting to use brain dumps is cedwards@qjjmwav.com for those of you wishing to rip the flesh from his bones. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207972
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    - Fsuk $tarbucks I discussed this with another MCNGP recently, but the biggest thing that I'm about to c/p is my bulletin from MySpace. It apparently got enough hype that the District Manager got to read it. However, that's exactly what I wanted. Here we go. Unminge all the words and you'll see the original post. *** Fsuk Starbucks. It's quite simple. I need not go into extravagant details, but FSUK STARBUCKS. First off, you're a gddmn moron if you're going to pay 4.18 for a gddmn cup of fsuking burnt-a$$ coffee that I most likely re-steamed the milk for about 5 times already (burnt milk curdles, mind you) and *forgot* to calibrate the espresso machine ...which makes your espresso taste even more so like a$$h0le in a cup. I could use 4.18 to go buy a nice meal from Wal-Mart and feed at LEAST 3 people. Fsuking idiots. Since I was fortunate enough to become "Benefits Specialist", the best way I can see screwing over the company other than announcing my employment coming to an end when I get my weekly mark out, since my Aetna Health Insurance kicked in about 50 minutes ago and last until December 31st, is to leave with a nice "Thanks, and you have a fsuking wonderful time getting screwed on your hours and trying to make a living for yourself at a hell-hole like this where your store manager is only concerned about his Christmas Bonus"...something like that is a nice warm touch right where you want to go postal on a b!tch and rip their fsuking lungs out and feed it to a group of ravenous hyenas. As I said - FUSK STARBUCKS. Fusk this bull$h!t "Coffee Master" status, Fsuk Curtis Atwood, and Fsuk Blake for trying to cut our hours at one of the most crucial times of the year for people's families and their children's well-being. Its best referred to from an old tale called "A Christmas Carol" where Tiny Tim needs a new crutch and Bob Kratchet needs to feed his family. Well, gddmnit, I have fsuking bills to pay and mouths to feed and 23 hours at 7.75 a fsuking hour is not going to cut it, especially when Curtis KNOWS I need at LEAST 30 hours to survive and be uncomfortable but pay bills. FSUK STARBUCKS AND WHEN I GO ASK THE DUDE NEXT DOOR WHY HE'S GOT THE "DON'T BUY FROM STARBUCKS" SIGN IN HIS WINDOW, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHY....EVERYONE EVERY MOTHERFSUKING PERSON THAT COMES THROUGH DRIVE-THRU IS DYING TO KNOW. Fsuk Starbucks. *** The post was later asked to be removed by someone very close to me as the above information does tell the "new hires" that they're making WAY less than what even I was making at sweat shop labor style. It's typical for a new company to move into your area and then pay higher to get staffing and then lower the rates. We were asked not to discuss it, but I never signed anything saying I couldn't. After the post was removed, I posted something else. Here that is. *** With much reluctance and apprehension, I've removed the post regarding my former employment. As far as I'm concerned, only the truth was stated and that defamation of character is not an issue. More so, MY 1st Amendment Rights for "Freedom of speech" have been violated by being asked to remove this post since I have no affiliation with the company as Alabama is an "At-Will Employment State" and from my knowledge of the Internet, it is not governed by anything but the DMCA, the GNU GPL, and the Internet Laws passed in 1996 by Bill Clinton to remove invasive privacy measures being enforced by various agencies within the government. Do not think for one second that I take this lightly and it is not every day that you have a business entrepreneur such as myself with the know-how to a lead business larger than the store I have left not know how to pull certain strings and piss people off. Maybe that's why some of you think I'm so "bossy". Fine, keep your opinion to your MySpace page and not try and create real-life drama. After all of that is said, all I will state is that I hold true to everything that I have said (if you read it, good; if you didn't, oh well), my opinion stays the same, I've removed the people on my friends list that I believe would create drama within the company and pass this information directly to the source of which I received this knowledge (I know who you are and I hope that you don't ever speak to me), and I hope that everyone within the company enjoys a happy holiday season from the gift of hours that I have left a gap to fill. *** You ask, why the hell would you post this again? Well, quite simple. I have the right to say whatever I want so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of others. NNTP seems to get out there and make itself global. And by no means am I telling any of you to not drink Starbucks, -backwards is Skcubrats mind you- but if you do then we should chat. When all is said and done, I'll not be posting anything else on MySpace. It will only serve as a placeholder for my website that I'm putting up, http://www.turkreno.com. If you want to see work so far, contact me directly because I don't want bots scanning that page just yet to map stuff. -- -Lasher MCNGP #50 www.mcngp.com > all Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207943
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    - OT: Where are all the MCNGP Jeez, I get a waste of time call out, so as I'm in here, I thought I'd mosey on over and check out the latest crap posted by the MCNGP jerks. Apart from the nauseating spurge coming from DB, It's all quite! Surely there can't be that many grotto's without Santas' this year that they'd need to stoop so low as to employ the MCNGP members? Ho, Ho. Ho, Ho Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207926
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    - HP Cert Anyone know of any HP Cert news groups? Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207922
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    - OT: Wednesday Wacky Swedish astronaut in Discovery's new crew was once a national champion He's bringing a disc to space...read on... Peter Mc www.ThisIsUltimate.com Associated Press: http://news.yahoo.com/s//ap/20061203/ap_on_sc/shuttle_crew Christer Fuglesang, European Space Agency Age: 49 Hometown: Stockholm, Sweden. Family: Married, three children. Once Discovery reaches 62 miles above Earth, Fuglesang will become the first Swede in space, a title he has been working toward since 1992 when he joined the European Space Agency. Along with Germany's Thomas Reiter, he was selected for a joint mission between Europe and Russia in 1995 but ended up being part of the back-up crew. "I realize there is a lot of interest in Sweden and I'm happy about that," he said. Fuglesang received a master's degree in engineering physics from the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm. He earned a doctorate in experimental particle physics from the University of Stockholm and later became a docent in particle physics at the university. He joined the astronaut corps in 1996 and then went on to train on a Russian Soyuz spacecraft, earning a certificate that would allow him to command a Soyuz during a return trip to Earth. During Discovery's mission, he will conduct the first two spacewalks with Curbeam. A former Swedish national Frisbee champion, Fuglesang plans to bring a Frisbee up to space. During a live satellite link-up with children on Earth, he'll try to set the record for maximum time aloft. Of course, he'll get an assist from zero gravity. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207904
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    - MCSE 2000 I have all the official MS books for W2K...can I still purchase certification vouchers to write all the MCSE 2000 exams, or are you only able to write MCSE 2003 exams? Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207901
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    - OT: ping Fris National Champions? I expect LSU to dismantle ND. We should be playing Michigan, I really hate USC. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207872
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    - 70-284: unable to run Exchange services using a service account I'm working through the MS study kit for 70-284. I installed Exchange 2003 using a service account set up for the purpose; all OK. Initially the services run as LocalSystem so I changed them to run using the service account. However the System Attendant now does not start. I get an Event ID 1005 with text: "Unexpected error The logon attempt failed ID no: 8009030c Microsoft Exchange System Attendant occurred. " That would suggest a problem with authenticating as the service account, yet I was logged on with that account and the Exchange Management service starts up fine using it, so surely there can't be an authentication issue. If I change just System Attendant back to LocalSystem, then when I try to start the information store I get this: >Error 0x514 occurred while attempting to enable the "Generate Security Audits" privilege. > >To grant the Generate Security Audits privilege to the Microsoft Exchange service account, open the Windows 2000 Group Policy editor. >If the machine is not domain controller, select the Local Computer policy object. >If it is a domain controller, select the browse button and select the "Domain Controllers.<domain>" container. Within this container, select the "Default Domain Controllers Policy" object. > Under either "Local Computer policy" or "Default Domain Controllers Policy", select the "Computer Configuration" container. Under the "Computer Configuration" container, select the "Windows Settings" container. Under the "Windows Settings" container, select the "Security Settings" container. Under the "Security Settings" container, select the "Local Policies" container. Under the "Local Policies" container, select the "User Rights Assignment" container. > Under "User Rights Assignment", double click the "Generate Security Audits" object and add the Microsoft Exchange service account to the list of users granted the "Generate Security Audits" right. Click "OK", and close the editor. > If I do grant this right to the service account and start the information store again, this time I get an application error: Faulting application store.exe, version 6.5.6944.3, faulting module unknown, version 0.0.0.0, fault address 0x695319ec. For the time being I've reverted to the LocalSystem account but I'd be interested if anyone else has seen this and knows what causes it. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207858
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    - Wireless Settings I set up alot of laptops with wireless connections. I was wondering how i could make the setting available for all the user accounts on the laptop? As of now, i set the wireless up while logged as Admin and no other accounts have the settings. Thanks for any help! Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207844
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    - OT: Gift Ideas We have a gift exchange in our Department and I pulled the name of the Network Administrator. What is the fashionable gift to give a Windows Server 2003 Network Administrator this year? Mark Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207832
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    - OT: Pommies Rock Adelaide SECOND TEST, ADELAIDE, DAY TWO (Stumps): England 551-6 dec v Australia 28-1 Paul Collingwood and Kevin Pietersen shared 310 for the fourth wicket, an England record against Australia, before Collingwood fell for 206 Flintoff had Justin Langer caught at slip and Australia closed on 28-1. Wahoo. The Poms are back. I knew we would not give up the ashes easily. -- PajaP Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207828
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    - Testking.co.uk exams are most updated and comes with 100% passing guarantee Testking.co.uk exams are most updated and comes with 100% passing guarantee Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207773
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    - $ # GET MCSE,CCNA,CCNP,OCP ETC. WITHOUT STUDY AND TESTING HELLO FRIENDS, THIS IS FROM MARKETING OF WWW.CERTSPLANET. COM, HERE YOU CAN AVAIL SPECIAL SERVICE FOR ALL PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET CERTIFIED IN ANY IT STREAM OF ONLINE EXAMS LIKE MCSE,CCNA,CCNP, MCSD, MCAD,OCP,SUN, JAVAETC.. WE HELP YOU IN PASSING ONLINE EXAMS OF DIFFERENT VENDORS LIKE MICROSOFT,CISCO, SUN,ORACLE, COMPTIA ETC. WE MAKE YOUR EXAM PASSED WITHOUT MAKING VISIT TO TESTING AREA. JUST VISIT ONCE WWW.CERTSPLANET. COM TO CATCH THIS OPPORTUNITY. YOU CAN ALSO MAIL AT INFO@CERTSPLANET. COM YOU CAN USE MESSENGER(24. HRS.) YAHOO CERT_IT_EXAMS@ YAHOO.COM MSN CERT_IT_EXAMS@ HOTMAIL.COM Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207724
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    - PING: Frisbee Never thought I'd say this, but, GO RAZORBACKS Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207702
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    - certmagic preps ? how good are certmagic.com preps for mcse 2003 ? . i look forward to your responses Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207697
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    - Rowdy we are through That's it Rowdy we're through!!!! You never offered to take me to the Halloween ball and never showed for Thanksgiving. With all that turkey going to waste, that was the final straw, you've had it lover!!!! Anyone know if Jar has a sweetheart? Hugs + Kisses Candy Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207682
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    - MS Self-Paced Training Kit for 70-284 - install key for Exchange? I've just purchased this Training Kit since it seems to be the only way to get an eval copy of Exchange 2003 these days. However there is no install key supplied, just the CD. I can't believe it just installs without a key, else how would the Product Activation work? If anyone else has purchased this, did they get an install key with it? If so then I will get onto Amazon and ask WTF is going on. Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207681
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    - MCSE,CCNA,CCNA Certificaiton Without Exams( PAY AFTER CHECK RESULTS)100% Passing Gaurantee hi friends if anyone need to clear MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,MCSD,MCSD.NET,CCNA,CCNP,A+,N+,SECURITY+Without exams and study.. we will give the exams on ur bahalf..make u pass in that and charge some extra amount from u.. Then here the search END.. Benifits:- 1. No need to Give EXAMS by Urself. 2. Need not to go on any testing site to give exams. 3. 100% Passing Gaurantee. 4. U have to pay US after checking ur results online. 5. Got certifications at ur Doorstep. Things we Need from the candidates :- 1. Their full name ( that he need to appear on his scoresheet and certificate). 2. Their Full address ( for certificaiton De;ivery) 3. Their Passport And Driving liciense colour scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. Cell as well as landline number with country code 5. Correct exam numbers( that candidates want to do) procedure :- Provide us ur these detials then we will sit on our own several testing site (vue and prometric both) do ur exams and then send u ur scorehseets..by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur result online...and when u will check ur results...only then u have to send us payment. No Payment in advance required..but in the case of microsoft exams only.. for other tests candidate need to send us half payment in advance.. prices :- Microsoft any exam :-400usd ccna :- 999 usd ccnp :- 1200 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 1400 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1300 usd comptia security + = 1300 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1200 usd oracle 9i :- 3400 usd oracle 10g :- 4800 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :-1500usd(including exam fee) contact info :- mail us at :- all_certs@yahoo.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207680
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    - mcse requirements Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207676
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    - 70-270 - Does it Contain SP2 I've been working with SP2 and studying SP2. Has the exam been updated to include SP2? If it has not, any suggestion to de-SP2 my training? Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207673
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    - OT: Tuesday Earworm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN4cLlIKnoA&mode=related&search= You're welcome. -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI You have a cyclop perspective and taught android mentality = lobotomized analytical ability. Educated singularity stupid - You can't think 4 corner days. --Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207658
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    - MI5 Persecution: BBC h2g2 online BBC h2g2 16/Sept/1999 The BBC's h2g2 website is billed as "Earth Edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!". Naturally, one of its pages is about me, me, me. It starts off with the lines; Every now and then something comes along which makes you think "Ah! That's what the Internet is for!" Mike Corley is one such case. The page itself can be found at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A164404 The user comments linked from h2g2 are less than respectful, but given the point of view my website promulgates that is understandable. It's true that without the communications ability afforded by the internet, which came along at just the right time, my complaints would be getting nowhere. But that's a two edged sword also; miniature cameras only appeared around 1990, so the advantage of technology is up to the adopter. Secret service intrigues, and on the other side of the coin human paranoia, have both been going on for centuries; what changes now is an increased technologisation of both sides. 432 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207649
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    - MI5 Persecution: abuse in set-up situations and in public -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= purpose in publicizing it; censorship in uk.* newsgroups -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The postings to uk.misc newsgroup generated a very defensive reaction from Usenet readers in the UK. So much so, that they tried strenuously to suppress what was being said, both by breaking the rules of netiquette in their responses on the forum, and directly by action to revoke the account from which the postings were issued. Yet the postings were within the normal boundaries of behaviour for uk.misc, and other less partisan spectators did not see justice in the censorship which was effected, as the following excerpt shows; :Karen Lofstrom (lofstrom@lava.net) wrote :>It does seem that the frequency and the size of his posts are :>approaching net abuse. However, IMHO, they aren't quite there yet. If :>his postmaster were to act in this instance, it would raise troubling :>censorship issues. The inescapable conclusion of the censorship effected on the uk.* newsgroups is that the British are intent on their wrongdoing remaining concealed, and therefore seek to subvert and suppress freedom of speech, not only in their own country where the media shows xenophobic bias and bile against all perceived enemies within and without, but also in other countries which have their own statutes to guarantee the basic human right of free speech. It is absolutely necessary to bring their hate campaign out into the open where it can be placed under scrutiny and the harassers seen for what they are. That is the only way of making it impossible for the security services to carry it out. There is a wider dimension, though. Xenophobia as demonstrated by British people and institutions over the last few years belongs to the same stable as racial hatred. In one case, two youths on a Tube train made that racism explicit by referring to their victim as a "soft toy, not up to British Standards". Doubtless others victimize partly on the basis of race (isn?t it odd that they chose to torment someone who is not ethnically English?) while expressing their abuse in terms of another genetic attribute, namely mental illness. All xenophobia on a genetic basis is wrong, but while racial insults are illegal, abusing the mentally ill is neither against the law nor subject to similar condemnation when it is exposed. 432 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207626
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    - MI5 Persecution: cost of the operation -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -= MI5: cost of the operation -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Here's what a couple of other people on Usenet (uk.misc) had to say regarding the cost of running such an operation... PO: >Have some sense, grow up and smell reality. What you are talking about PO: >would take loads of planning, tens of thousands of pounds and lots of PO: >people involved in the planning, execution and maintenance of it. You PO: >must have a very high opinion of yourself to think you are worth it. PM: >But why? And why you? Do you realize how much it would cost to keep PM: >one person under continuous surveillance for five years? Think about PM: >all the man/hours. Say they _just_ allocated a two man team and a PM: >supervisor. OK., Supervisor's salary, say, #30,000 a year. Two men, PM: >#20,000 a year each. But they'd need to work in shifts -- so it would PM: >be six men at #20,000 (which with on-costs would work out at more like PM: >#30,000 to the employer.) PM: > PM: >So, we're talking #30,000 x 6. #180,000. plus say, #40,000 for the PM: >supervisor. #220,000. Then you've got the hardware involved. And PM: >any transcription that needs doing. You don't think the 'Big Boss' PM: >would listen to hours and hours of tapes, do you. PM: > PM: >So, all in all, you couldn't actually do the job for much less than PM: >a quarter million a year. Over five years. What are you doing that makes PM: >it worth the while of the state to spend over one and a quarter million PM: >on you? Those are pretty much the sort of calculations that went through my head once I stopped to consider what it must be costing them to run this operation. The partial answer is, there have been periods when the intensity has been greater, and times when little has happened. In fact, for much of 1993 and the first half of 1994, very little happened. Although I don't think that was for reasons of money - if they can tap into the taxpayer they're not going to be short of resources, are they? The more complete answer is in the enormity of what they're doing. Relative to the cost to British pride of seeing their country humiliated for the persecution of their own citizens, isn't is worth the cost of four or five people to try to bring things to a close in the manner they would wish? To the government a million or two is quite honestly nothing - if they can convince themselves of the necessity of what they're doing, resources will not be the limiting factor. 432 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207615
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    - interested in wombats Can someone tell me whether Wombats live only in Australia, or also on other continents? Apart from zoos, of course. 160 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: [OT] JotD Tag: 207589

What do you call a Vegetarian w/ D!@rrhea?

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A Salad Shooter!

Re: [OT] JotD by kpg

kpg
Tue Dec 19 10:14:05 CST 2006

That was uncalled for,

Re: JotD by Cerebrus

Cerebrus
Tue Dec 19 11:14:12 CST 2006

BD[MCNGP] wrote:
> What do you call a Vegetarian w/ D!@rrhea?

Don't tell me the ng filters will catch a harmless little word like
"Diarrhoea" too.

Re: [OT] JotD by BD[MCNGP]

BD[MCNGP]
Tue Dec 19 11:23:14 CST 2006

"kpg" <sorry@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:Xns989E682028B73ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> That was uncalled for,

I know, that's why I figured it would be appropriate. ;)

Re: JotD by BD[MCNGP]

BD[MCNGP]
Tue Dec 19 11:24:47 CST 2006

"Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> wrote in message
news:1166548452.193976.154040@n67g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
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> BD[MCNGP] wrote:
>> What do you call a Vegetarian w/ D!@rrhea?
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> Don't tell me the ng filters will catch a harmless little word like
> "Diarrhoea" too.
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Eh, didn't want to take the chance. That, and I didn't want to attract any
Diarr~1 fanatics. That's the last group of people we want in here.

Re: JotD by JaR

JaR
Tue Dec 19 11:40:35 CST 2006

On Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:14:12 -0800, Cerebrus cast into the ether:

> Don't tell me the ng filters will catch a harmless little word like
> "Diarrhoea" too.

Not if you spoll it like that!

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Is it wednesday yet?
Remove hat to reply

Re: [OT] JotD by TurkReno

TurkReno
Tue Dec 19 18:26:19 CST 2006

"BD[MCNGP]" <...---...> wrote in news:eam#dJ5IHHA.4376
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> "kpg" <sorry@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns989E682028B73ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
>> That was uncalled for,
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> I know, that's why I figured it would be appropriate. ;)
>

I felt like it was completely called for. As a matter of fact, I had a
salad not more than a few minutes ago.

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