Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
so we could live forever! John 3:16

kpg
Wed Feb 09 13:31:20 CST 2005

"King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
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># Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07 PM) #
> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
> so we could live forever! John 3:16
>

All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!

billLASTINIT
Wed Feb 09 13:48:34 CST 2005

kpg wrote:
> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> # Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07
>> PM) # Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died
>> on the cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>
>
> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!

Nice.

I'm starting to think that Tron2004 is a sock puppet of Paul Allen Panks of
r.s.f.c

The
Wed Feb 09 13:50:16 CST 2005

"Jesus wept." John 11:35

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.
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> ># Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07 PM) #
> > Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
cross
> > so we could live forever! John 3:16
> >
>
> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
> --
> kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
> Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
> the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!
>

Neil
Wed Feb 09 14:14:43 CST 2005

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!

nice sluthing...

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- The behavioral scientist pulls habits out of rats.

Neil
Wed Feb 09 14:13:32 CST 2005

did you hear "The Rev \(MCT\)" <therev@nospam.com> say in
news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>

so did I

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- 'Bother', said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag

kpg
Wed Feb 09 14:17:08 CST 2005

> r.s.f.c

rec.sports.football.canadian?

WTF...

billLASTINIT
Wed Feb 09 14:21:33 CST 2005

kpg wrote:
>> r.s.f.c
>
> rec.sports.football.canadian?
>
> WTF...

Almost

rec.sprots.footsboll.cowledge

kpg
Wed Feb 09 14:29:44 CST 2005


> nice sluthing..

Yes. My unheralded NNTP host program saves all posting host/
name combos for instant cross reference.

For example, you and molsonexpert have something in common.

> - The behavioral scientist pulls habits out of rats.

OK. Where are you getting these quotes? I haven't seen
one I don't like.

kpg

billLASTINIT
Wed Feb 09 14:35:12 CST 2005

kpg wrote:
>> nice sluthing..
>
> Yes. My unheralded NNTP host program saves all posting host/
> name combos for instant cross reference.

I want one.

> For example, you and molsonexpert have something in common.

Unfortunately, your unheralded NNTP host program does not quote WHO you are
responding to, so WHO and moslonexpert have something in common? Whoever it
is, I'm guessing that they're both from Canada?

kpg
Wed Feb 09 14:47:29 CST 2005

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23nDTcbuDFHA.4020@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>(2/9/2005 2:40:35 PM) #
> kpg wrote:
>>> nice sluthing..
>>
>> Yes. My unheralded NNTP host program saves all posting host/
>> name combos for instant cross reference.
>
> I want one.
>
>> For example, you and molsonexpert have something in common.
>
> Unfortunately, your unheralded NNTP host program does not quote WHO you
> are
> responding to, so WHO and moslonexpert have something in common? Whoever
> it
> is, I'm guessing that they're both from Canada?
>

Fine.

It's not my unheralded NNTP host program that does not quote WHO I am
responding to, that is me. I tend to <snip> too much for my own viewing
enjoyment with total disregard for other readers. Go figure.

And yes, I was referring to Neil. (but you knew that).

You also knew that I knew what r.s.f.c really stood for. I was just making
a joke to tie it in with the Canadian theme...

kp "f.i. yeah, that's it" g

The
Wed Feb 09 14:51:19 CST 2005

Neil...did you get my email??

--
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Microsoft Certified Trainer

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justafreak.com
.
"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F89AE26204Bneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "The Rev \(MCT\)" <therev@nospam.com> say in
> news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
> > "Jesus wept." John 11:35
> >
>
> so did I
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
>
> - 'Bother', said Pooh as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag

kpg
Wed Feb 09 15:13:52 CST 2005

"The Rev (MCT)" <therev@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
># (2/9/2005 2:12:43 PM) #
> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>
> --
> "The Rev" MCNGP #44
> Microsoft Certified Trainer
>
> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
> justafreak.com
> .
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
> news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
>> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> ># Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07 PM) #
>> > Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
> cross
>> > so we could live forever! John 3:16
>> >
>>
>> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
>> --
>> kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
>> Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
>> the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!
>>
>
>

BTW Rev...congrats on your latest cert. achievement!

Did I miss the formal announcement?
Was I not invited!?
Where is the speech?
Is it a sekret?

--
kp "so many questions" g A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22

billLASTINIT
Wed Feb 09 15:18:49 CST 2005

kpg wrote:
> "The Rev (MCT)" <therev@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> # (2/9/2005 2:12:43 PM) #
>> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>>
>> --
>> "The Rev" MCNGP #44
>> Microsoft Certified Trainer
>>
>> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
>> justafreak.com
>> .
>> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
>> news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>>> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in
>>> message news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>>>> # Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07
>>>> PM) # Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He
>>>> died on the cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>>>
>>>
>>> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
>>> --
>>> kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
>>> Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
>>> the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!
>>>
>>
>>
>
> BTW Rev...congrats on your latest cert. achievement!
>
> Did I miss the formal announcement?
> Was I not invited!?
> Where is the speech?
> Is it a sekret?

I usually change the subject header for new member announcements. I may
have forgotten this time. Then again, we're still all waiting for the Rev's
acceptance speech.

Here's a link to the news article (Thanks to JaR!)

http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=5&POSTNUKESID=c163d3e800b6dbb2eb2b814c419e4b1c

And for those reading USENET with a Vic-20:

http://tinyurl.com/3u2qg

Keyboard
Wed Feb 09 15:25:49 CST 2005


>-----Original Message-----
>Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He
died on the cross
>so we could live forever! John 3:16
>
>


"Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"

Neil
Wed Feb 09 15:41:19 CST 2005

did you hear "The Rev \(MCT\)" <therev@nospam.com> say in news:
#FCseluDFHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Neil...did you get my email??
>

yes, posted same

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- 'Bother,' said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.

Neil
Wed Feb 09 15:41:00 CST 2005

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:e1UOHRuDFHA.464
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> .football.canadian?

quasi contradiction in terms

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- 'Bother,' said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.

Neil
Wed Feb 09 15:43:58 CST 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in news:
#nDTcbuDFHA.4020@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Whoever it
> is, I'm guessing that they're both from Canada?
>

me and DUH!

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- I saw it in a cartoon, but I'm pretty sure I can do it.

Neil
Wed Feb 09 15:42:56 CST 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:OGv#zzuDFHA.1396@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Here's a link to the news article (Thanks to JaR!)
>
> http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=
> 5&POSTNUKESID=c163d3e800b6dbb2eb2b814c419e4b1c
>

still think we should have stuck him with the al sharpton photo

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- Never let a machine know you're in a hurry.

Neil
Wed Feb 09 15:45:03 CST 2005

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:#W3uIYuDFHA.3888
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> OK. Where are you getting these quotes? I haven't seen
> one I don't like.
>
> kpg
>

taggen 2.0

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.

billLASTINIT
Wed Feb 09 15:46:06 CST 2005

Frisbee® wrote:
> Keyboard Cowboy wrote:
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
>>> cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>
>> "Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"

Surprised it made it through...

P.S. Not directed at you, KB

Keyboard
Wed Feb 09 15:47:11 CST 2005


>-----Original Message-----
>Keyboard Cowboy wrote:
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women.
He died on the
>>> cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>
>> "Jesus saves, but George Nelson withdraws!"
>
>

Did you say something Fris?

Consultant
Wed Feb 09 16:09:46 CST 2005

his pain, our gain. you fruitball

"King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
> so we could live forever! John 3:16
>

Jtyc
Wed Feb 09 16:10:02 CST 2005

> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
> so we could live forever! John 3:16

You have to accept him as your saviour to get into heaven right? Well...
what if you grew up on a remote island and there is no one to teach you
about him? Are those people screwed?


And if god is all powerful can he make a rock so big that he himself can't
lift it?

Rowdy
Wed Feb 09 21:13:59 CST 2005

"The Rev \(MCT\)" <therev@nospam.com> wrote in news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>

"when he saw yo mama give birth to yo ugly a$$"

just kidding..

--
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http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Rowdy
Wed Feb 09 21:14:45 CST 2005

congrats Rev. welcome to the jungle.

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in
news:OGv#zzuDFHA.1396@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> kpg wrote:
>> "The Rev (MCT)" <therev@nospam.com> wrote in message
>> news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>>> # (2/9/2005 2:12:43 PM) #
>>> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>>>
>>> --
>>> "The Rev" MCNGP #44
>>> Microsoft Certified Trainer
>>>
>>> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
>>> justafreak.com
>>> .
>>> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>>>> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in
>>>> message news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>>>>> # Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07
>>>>> PM) # Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He
>>>>> died on the cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
>>>> --
>>>> kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
>>>> Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
>>>> the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> BTW Rev...congrats on your latest cert. achievement!
>>
>> Did I miss the formal announcement?
>> Was I not invited!?
>> Where is the speech?
>> Is it a sekret?
>
> I usually change the subject header for new member announcements. I
> may have forgotten this time. Then again, we're still all waiting for
> the Rev's acceptance speech.
>
> Here's a link to the news article (Thanks to JaR!)
>
> http://www.mcngp.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=
> 5&POSTNUKESID=c163d3e800b6dbb2eb2b814c419e4b1c
>
> And for those reading USENET with a Vic-20:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/3u2qg
>



--
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http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Rowdy
Wed Feb 09 21:15:16 CST 2005

hey, you don't take the fruits name in vain!!

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:OWNnRQvDFHA.3888@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> his pain, our gain. you fruitball
>
> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
>> cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>
>
>



--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

anonymous
Thu Feb 10 03:11:23 CST 2005

no and yes religion is gay
>-----Original Message-----
>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women.
He died on the cross
>> so we could live forever! John 3:16
>
>You have to accept him as your saviour to get into heaven
right? Well...
>what if you grew up on a remote island and there is no
one to teach you
>about him? Are those people screwed?
>
>
>And if god is all powerful can he make a rock so big that
he himself can't
>lift it?
>
>
>
>
>.
>

T-Bone
Thu Feb 10 08:19:49 CST 2005

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote
> And if god is all powerful can he make a rock so big that he himself can't
> lift it?

And what would happen if He got bored and decided to see if He could blow
Himself up?

I think Scott Adams wrote a book about that...

T-Bone
MCNGP XL

Consultant
Thu Feb 10 09:16:54 CST 2005

very true

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:170301c50f50$7e315610$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> no and yes religion is gay
>>-----Original Message-----
>>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women.
> He died on the cross
>>> so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>
>>You have to accept him as your saviour to get into heaven
> right? Well...
>>what if you grew up on a remote island and there is no
> one to teach you
>>about him? Are those people screwed?
>>
>>
>>And if god is all powerful can he make a rock so big that
> he himself can't
>>lift it?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>.
>>

Jtyc
Thu Feb 10 09:42:40 CST 2005

> very true

I think you are thinking of Catholics.

Consultant
Thu Feb 10 10:12:22 CST 2005

only the priests


"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:%23VyZoc4DFHA.1496@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> very true
>
> I think you are thinking of Catholics.
>
>
>

Tron2005
Thu Feb 10 10:23:35 CST 2005

You're all full of shit!


"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:uDK$Fu3DFHA.2644@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote
>> And if god is all powerful can he make a rock so big that he himself
>> can't
>> lift it?
>
> And what would happen if He got bored and decided to see if He could blow
> Himself up?
>
> I think Scott Adams wrote a book about that...
>
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL
>
>

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Thu Feb 10 10:30:52 CST 2005

Tron2005 wrote:
> You're all full of shit!
>
>
that's not very nice. Do you pray to God with that potty mouth?
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
"What do you mean I don't support the system?
I go to court when I have to"

billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 10 10:35:59 CST 2005

Tron2005 wrote:
> You're all full of shit!

Not me. I just took a dump.

--
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The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

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JaR
Thu Feb 10 11:00:18 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Tron2005 climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> You're all full of shit!

Ah, I do so admire a witty reposte.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and increase your vocabulary!

Tron2005
Thu Feb 10 13:58:35 CST 2005



http://www.softcitizen.com/director-movie.php?director=Matt%20Burke&movie=3





"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95F95B9C6B240plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Tron2005 climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> You're all full of shit!
>
> Ah, I do so admire a witty reposte.
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com and increase your vocabulary!

Tron2005
Thu Feb 10 14:24:23 CST 2005

even better!



http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html







"Tron2005" <shutup@shutup.com> wrote in message
news:uMwspr6DFHA.3888@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>
> http://www.softcitizen.com/director-movie.php?director=Matt%20Burke&movie=3
>
>
>
>
>
> "JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns95F95B9C6B240plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Tron2005 climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>> You're all full of shit!
>>
>> Ah, I do so admire a witty reposte.
>>
>> --
>> JaR
>> Thug 10110
>> Click on MCNGP.com and increase your vocabulary!
>
>

Rowdy
Thu Feb 10 14:32:49 CST 2005

this you fusker this...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/kingdom_of_heaven/trailer_lg.html

p.s. - the movie will rock!!


"Tron2005" <shutup@shutup.com> wrote in news:eZJiE66DFHA.2756
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> even better!
>
>
>
> http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html
>



--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

billyw
Sat Feb 12 09:45:33 CST 2005

people like you scare the hell out of me..

nothing like a bit of religious zeal to push forward the idea of killing the
"heathen"


"King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
> so we could live forever! John 3:16
>

Tron2003
Sun Feb 13 12:29:52 CST 2005

Thats the whole purpose to scare the hell out of you so you don't go to
hell.


"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:upz8knREFHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> people like you scare the hell out of me..
>
> nothing like a bit of religious zeal to push forward the idea of killing
> the "heathen"
>
>
> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
>> cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>
>
>

billyw
Sun Feb 13 13:12:03 CST 2005

not quite what i meant...

hell/heaven terrorist/freedom fighter.. it's all in the eye of the beholder


"Tron2003" <shutup@shutup.com> wrote in message
news:%23Hd$5nfEFHA.3780@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Thats the whole purpose to scare the hell out of you so you don't go to
> hell.
>
>
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:upz8knREFHA.960@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> people like you scare the hell out of me..
>>
>> nothing like a bit of religious zeal to push forward the idea of killing
>> the "heathen"
>>
>>
>> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
>> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>>> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
>>> cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

Fritz
Tue Feb 15 07:14:22 CST 2005

SNL nailed it last Saturday:

"Ash Wednesday, the day where Christians everywhere creep-out their
co-workers"

JesusCristsaves@everlast"ig"life.com <--- Typo in the domain name? Or was
everlastinglife already registered by a vitamin company?

"King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
> so we could live forever! John 3:16
>

Fritz
Tue Feb 15 07:16:19 CST 2005

"Jesus showered up and went for a curry and a larger" Fritz 11:69


"The Rev (MCT)" <therev@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>
> --
> "The Rev" MCNGP #44
> Microsoft Certified Trainer
>
> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
> justafreak.com
> .
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
> news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
>> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> ># Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07 PM) #
>> > Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
> cross
>> > so we could live forever! John 3:16
>> >
>>
>> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
>> --
>> kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
>> Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
>> the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!
>>
>
>

Tron2005
Tue Feb 15 10:51:25 CST 2005

you're an ass Fritz


"Fritz" <Fritz_kat@hottiemail.com> wrote in message
news:etmKPC2EFHA.464@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> "Jesus showered up and went for a curry and a larger" Fritz 11:69
>
>
> "The Rev (MCT)" <therev@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:uJJtdCuDFHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> "Jesus wept." John 11:35
>>
>> --
>> "The Rev" MCNGP #44
>> Microsoft Certified Trainer
>>
>> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
>> justafreak.com
>> .
>> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
>> news:#w1Pg3tDFHA.4000@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>>> "King of Kings" <JesusChristsaves@everlastiglife.com> wrote in message
>>> news:%23touV1tDFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>>> ># Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\158813.htm (2/9/2005 1:30:07 PM) #
>>> > Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
>> cross
>>> > so we could live forever! John 3:16
>>> >
>>>
>>> All I can say Tron2004 is AMEN!
>>> --
>>> kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
>>> Visit www.MCNGP.com to find out who delivered
>>> the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

The
Tue Feb 15 12:11:08 CST 2005

>Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross
>so we could live forever! John 3:16

Thank 'god' I'm an 'atheist'.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Feb 15 12:11:57 CST 2005

>"Jesus showered up and went for a curry and a larger" Fritz 11:69

... after failing 70-270 for tenth time.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Tue Feb 15 17:52:21 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
Sphere climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>>Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the
>>cross so we could live forever! John 3:16
>
> Thank 'god' I'm an 'atheist'.
>

Lord, save us from your followers.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
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Jtyc
Tue Feb 15 17:57:21 CST 2005

> Thank 'god' I'm an 'atheist'.

Shouldn't that be: Thank myself I'm an atheist?

Ronit
Tue Feb 15 23:17:57 CST 2005

if jesus is god, why isn't he an mcse?

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Wed Feb 16 07:44:33 CST 2005

Ronit Bhattacharya wrote:
> if jesus is god, why isn't he an mcse?

Who's to say he isn't?
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
"What do you mean I don't support the system?
I go to court when I have to"

JaR
Wed Feb 16 10:04:42 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> Thank 'god' I'm an 'atheist'.
>
> Shouldn't that be: Thank myself I'm an atheist?
>
>
>

No thanks needed.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com you ungrateful wretch!

JaR
Wed Feb 16 10:05:58 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CrushesBeforeItCuts climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> Ronit Bhattacharya wrote:
>> if jesus is god, why isn't he an mcse?
>
> Who's to say he isn't?

Our Father
Who art in Redmond...

--
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Thug 10110
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Briscobar
Wed Feb 16 10:26:34 CST 2005

In news:Xns95FF526566C5Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CrushesBeforeItCuts climbed on a
> soapbox & opined:
>
>> Ronit Bhattacharya wrote:
>>> if jesus is god, why isn't he an mcse?
>>
>> Who's to say he isn't?
>
> Our Father
> Who art in Redmond...

Admin be Thy name.

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R.S. are not welcome at www.mcngp.com. Unless you email
cheatsheets@mcngp.com first.

JaR
Wed Feb 16 12:17:31 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

>> Our Father
>> Who art in Redmond...
>
> Admin be Thy name.

Thy lawyers come.

Thy profits be done,

In Bombay as well as Redmond

Give us this day our Daily Updates,

And forgive us our crackz,

As we forgive those who would hack us.

And lead us not into open source,

But deliver us from the Script Kiddies.

For thine is the Operating System,

And the Browser,

For ever and ever.

Amen.

--
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Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and genuflect to the true Lord!

The
Wed Feb 16 12:25:23 CST 2005

Now I'm a little scared.

--
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I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
justafreak.com
.
"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95FF68B2D1D25plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
> >> Our Father
> >> Who art in Redmond...
> >
> > Admin be Thy name.
>
> Thy lawyers come.
>
> Thy profits be done,
>
> In Bombay as well as Redmond
>
> Give us this day our Daily Updates,
>
> And forgive us our crackz,
>
> As we forgive those who would hack us.
>
> And lead us not into open source,
>
> But deliver us from the Script Kiddies.
>
> For thine is the Operating System,
>
> And the Browser,
>
> For ever and ever.
>
> Amen.
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com and genuflect to the true Lord!

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Wed Feb 16 12:59:19 CST 2005

JaR wrote:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>>> Our Father
>>> Who art in Redmond...
>>
>> Admin be Thy name.
>
> Thy lawyers come.
>
> Thy profits be done,
>
> In Bombay as well as Redmond
>
> Give us this day our Daily Updates,
>
> And forgive us our crackz,
>
> As we forgive those who would hack us.
>
> And lead us not into open source,
>
> But deliver us from the Script Kiddies.
>
> For thine is the Operating System,
>
> And the Browser,
>
> For ever and ever.
>
> Amen.

That was awesome but I think you'll probably be going to H3LL for it. I hope
it was worth it.

GOOD LUCK IN H3LL
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
"What do you mean I don't support the system?
I go to court when I have to"

Briscobar
Wed Feb 16 13:15:50 CST 2005

In news:Xns95FF68B2D1D25plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>>> Our Father
>>> Who art in Redmond...
>>
>> Admin be Thy name.
>
> Thy lawyers come.
>
> Thy profits be done,
>
> In Bombay as well as Redmond
>
> Give us this day our Daily Updates,
>
> And forgive us our crackz,
>
> As we forgive those who would hack us.
>
> And lead us not into open source,
>
> But deliver us from the Script Kiddies.
>
> For thine is the Operating System,
>
> And the Browser,
>
> For ever and ever.
>
> Amen.

Yes, this will be the last of my communication with you, for I vow to keep
my distance from you in every way possible. God may strike vengeance upon
you in extravagant Biblical fashion, and I don't want to be caught in the
sh!tstorm. Literally, watch out for a sh!tstorm.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com is part of a balanced breakfast.

JaR
Wed Feb 16 13:16:53 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CrushesBeforeItCuts climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

>>
>> For ever and ever.
>>
>> Amen.
>
> That was awesome but I think you'll probably be going to H3LL for it.
> I hope it was worth it.
>
> GOOD LUCK IN H3LL

Hah! I've been promised a job as Head Stoker on the Main Furnace.

For an appropriate bribe, I'll find you a spot on my crew.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com because heaven won't have you, and h3ll's afraid you'll
take over!

CBIC
Wed Feb 16 13:33:40 CST 2005

>> For ever and ever.
>>
>> Amen.
>
> Yes, this will be the last of my communication with you, for I vow to
> keep my distance from you in every way possible. God may strike
> vengeance upon you in extravagant Biblical fashion, and I don't want
> to be caught in the sh!tstorm. Literally, watch out for a sh!tstorm.

Yeah, I'm thinking he'll be making an example out of you to teach the other
heathens a lesson.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
We should make it a new member requirement to know what CBIC and JTYC
stand for

JaR
Wed Feb 16 14:19:20 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Yeah, I'm thinking he'll be making an example out of you to teach the
> other heathens a lesson.
> --

So, not interested in the job offer, then?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and dance with the devil!

CBIC
Wed Feb 16 14:40:27 CST 2005


> So, not interested in the job offer, then?

No. I think I can do better. Maybe I could be head torturer of people who
molested kids or something like that.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
We should make it a new member requirement to know what CBIC and JTYC
stand for

billLASTINIT
Wed Feb 16 15:14:51 CST 2005

Tron2005 wrote:

Now I'm really confused. The subject header says "Jesus Christ" but those
pictures you posted don't look like any other images of him that I've ever
seen.

--
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The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Tron2005
Wed Feb 16 15:33:13 CST 2005

Yeah I just posted them for those mcse 's who are going to hell. My ass is
going to Heaven.



"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:uf%23mQyGFFHA.2676@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Tron2005 wrote:
>
> Now I'm really confused. The subject header says "Jesus Christ" but those
> pictures you posted don't look like any other images of him that I've ever
> seen.
>
> --
> Fris "He does look like MCNGP material, though" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.com
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

Briscobar
Wed Feb 16 15:38:34 CST 2005

In news:OjHqf8GFFHA.2832@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl,
Tron2005 <shutup@shutup.com> rambled:
> Yeah I just posted them for those mcse 's who are going to hell. My
> ass is going to Heaven.

Donkeys aren't as nice and peaceful as you'd think. Where do you think the
phrase "Donkey Punch" comes from?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Visiting www.mcngp.com will make you smarter. And sexier.

Neil
Wed Feb 16 15:39:06 CST 2005

did you hear "CrushesBeforeItCuts" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> say in
news:yLednX3wdOqaBY7fRVn-pg@prairiewave.com:

> JaR wrote:
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
>> opined:
>>
>>>> Our Father
>>>> Who art in Redmond...
>>>
>>> Admin be Thy name.
>>
>> Thy lawyers come.
>>
>> Thy profits be done,
>>
>> In Bombay as well as Redmond
>>
>> Give us this day our Daily Updates,
>>
>> And forgive us our crackz,
>>
>> As we forgive those who would hack us.
>>
>> And lead us not into open source,
>>
>> But deliver us from the Script Kiddies.
>>
>> For thine is the Operating System,
>>
>> And the Browser,
>>
>> For ever and ever.
>>
>> Amen.
>
> That was awesome but I think you'll probably be going to H3LL for it.
> I hope it was worth it.
>
> GOOD LUCK IN H3LL

nah, I think God will have a sense of humor. don't believe me? check a
mirror

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.

CBIC
Wed Feb 16 15:49:01 CST 2005


> nah, I think God will have a sense of humor. don't believe me? check a
> mirror

Uh Neil, You're the only one who sees you when you look in the mirror.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
We should make it a new member requirement to know what CBIC and JTYC
stand for

kpg
Wed Feb 16 15:57:01 CST 2005

> Donkeys aren't as nice and peaceful as you'd think. Where do you think the
> phrase "Donkey Punch" comes from?

Now you've got my attention... where?

JaR
Wed Feb 16 16:36:24 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Tron2005 climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> My ass is
> going to Heaven.

What about the reat of your livestock?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and ask about the burro!

JaR
Wed Feb 16 16:38:34 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>> So, not interested in the job offer, then?
>
> No. I think I can do better. Maybe I could be head torturer of people
> who molested kids or something like that.

Dunno. Might be able to set you up with a temporary gig in the "Naughty
Girls" section, though.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and apply for full-time!

Neil
Fri Feb 18 10:22:52 CST 2005

did you hear "CBIC" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> say in news:k-
mdndk2ur9QIo7fRVn-hw@prairiewave.com:

> We should make it a new member requirement to know what CBIC and JTYC
> stand for
>

crap, I'd still be able to get in that club. and I will NOT be a member
of anyclub that would admit me. {$1 to Groucho}

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop.

Neil
Fri Feb 18 10:25:53 CST 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95FF94F5BE345plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Dunno. Might be able to set you up with a temporary gig in the "Naughty
> Girls" section, though.
>

hehehe...

*ring, ring*
them:"Hello?"
me:"Yes, is this the <insert name of religious org here>'s home for
wayward women?"
them:"yes"
me:"do you save bad girls?"
them:"We try"
me:"can you save me one for Saturday night?"
*click*

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- All computers wait at the same speed.