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    - AD Everyone Change Password Right Every user object in my AD tree has Everyone set to change password right = true. Is this 'normal'? Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137952
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    - MCSE Security Exams If you certify MCSE Security under Windows 2000 are you still only required to take the two tests to upgrade to Windows 2003? From what I have read on MS website it looks like you also have to take the security portion of the test unique to Windows 2003 in order to get the upgrade? Anyone else finish this course? Rich Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137949
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    - OT: Open Letter to DNC Attendees Dear <Democrat>, Please get the hell out of my city. You are causing a severe headache re: traffic. Route 93 is the lifeline of the city, nay, state. It is irresponsible and downright silly to shut this down so that you may take your drunken joyrides from bar to stripclub and back unaffected by the worthless locals. Indeed, some of us peons must conduct business in the city after 4 pm, thus, you have not only taken happy hour away from many folk, but productive business meetings as well. The common-folk of Eastern Massachusetts would like to give you a hearty "F You" to each and every one of you, but alas, we aren't allowed anywhere near the fricking city to greet you with our most revered custom. Yours sincerely, Ken Briscoe PO'ed resident I have to get into the city tonight to visit my friend in the hospital. For those of you familiar with Boston, here are my options: Rt 24 North to Rt 93 North, risking massively backed up traffic (LA-like, I'm sure), not to mention the all-too-real possibility of not even getting on 93. 93 North, 7 or 8 miles to Exit 18, to Melnea Cass Blvd. Once off the highway, I may be alright. OR Rt 24 North to Rt 93 South Rt 93 South to Rt 95 North 95 N 15 miles or so to Rt 9 East, in Newton. Rush Hour on 95 is usually only slightly more pleasant than 93. However, with 93 closed, it should be 100 times worse. Rt 9 is never a walk in the park either. Once in Boston proper, I should be alright All in all, I'm looking at a 35 mile ride tonight, which I'm expecting to take upwards of 2 hours. Thank you, Democrats. I now hate you just as much as Republicans. Now I have to vote for Nader? Christ. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137945
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    - Passwed 70-210 Well after two years of hard studying in the Nepal Technology Centre I finally passed 70-210. With the help of Ngueyn and my friend Contina I finally made the grade. I want to thank TestKing for allowing me to focus on what was REALLY on the test. Best 59.00 I ever spent. Better than transcender in a way. I am now an MCP. I can take a break and get back into it shortly on to 70- 215. Thanks to everyone for support and learning guidance day in and day out. All day I study and I made good, finally. Sathir Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137938
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    - OT:the welsh A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Villager: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Villager: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Villager: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Villager: (in a panic) You can but she's a f*cking liar!" Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137904
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    - OT: And I thought I knew how to waste time http://movies.yahoo.com/movies/feature/spiderman2qt.html -- Neil MCNGP #30 Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137886
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    - looking for MCSE instructors in Central VA Does anyone know where I can locate an MCSE 2003 trainer/intructor in the central VA (i.e. Lynchburg) area? If so please contact me at kslrobert@yahoo.com Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137832
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    - OT: Diahreah From Hell I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape worm fragments. I'm still in pain. Can anyone reccomend meds for this? Ugh. Thanks, Danny Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137827
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    - OT http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/07/23/hackarmy_trojan/ Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137821
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    - Exam 70-290 help please...... If you have passed MCSE exam 70-290 I really need your help. I've had 3 goes at the exam now (@ $245 AUS per go) & the best I've got is 695/700. I'm getting so frustrated with it. I'm reading the self paced PDF training kit by Dan Holme & Orin Thomas. Can anyone suggest anything else I should be reading to getme over the line? I've tried the only transcender & boson I could find which helped a little but not enough to get me over the line. Any replies (even with links) would be GREATLY appreciated. Regards, Kool Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137792
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    - MS Press 70-290 book and Windows Server 2003 EE evaluation copy microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse: I am working my way through [1] and have installed the included evaluation copy of Windows Server 2003 Enterprise Edition. I've noticed that group policy security and/or other settings don't seem to take effect unless I reboot the machine. I first noticed this when I turned off password complexity requirements but couldn't create user accounts with non-complex passwords. I noticed it again when I did the exercises for Chapter 3, Lesson 4. Any ideas? TIA, David [1] Dan Holme and Orin Thomas, 2004, "MCSA/MCSE Self-Paced Training Kit (Exam 70-290): Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment", Microsoft Press, ISBN 0-7356-1437-7. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137790
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    - Virtual PC 2004 with Windows 2003? Has anyone succesfully used Microsoft's Virtual PC 2004 with Windows 2003? I'm about to tear my hair out. I keep getting messages that the server's clock in the virtual machine is out of sync with my physical box running Windows Server 2003. These are some of the errors I'm getting: Event Type: Error Event Source: Userenv Event Category: None Event ID: 1030 Date: 7/25/2004 Time: 6:01:04 PM User: TAHOE\administrator Computer: YUKON Description: Windows cannot query for the list of Group Policy objects. Check the event log for possible messages previously logged by the policy engine that describes the reason for this. Event Type: Warning Event Source: LSASRV Event Category: SPNEGO (Negotiator) Event ID: 40961 Date: 7/25/2004 Time: 6:00:32 PM User: N/A Computer: YUKON Description: The Security System could not establish a secured connection with the server ldap/yukon.local.tahoe.com/local.tahoe.com@local.tahoe.com. No authentication protocol was available. Event Type: Warning Event Source: LSASRV Event Category: SPNEGO (Negotiator) Event ID: 40960 Date: 7/25/2004 Time: 6:00:32 PM User: N/A Computer: YUKON Description: The Security System detected an authentication error for the server ldap/yukon.local.tahoe.com/local.tahoe.com@local.tahoe.com. The failure code from authentication protocol Kerberos was "The time at the Primary Domain Controller is different than the time at the Backup Domain Controller or member server by too large an amount. (0xc0000133)". Event Type: Warning Event Source: LSASRV Event Category: SPNEGO (Negotiator) Event ID: 40961 Date: 7/25/2004 Time: 6:00:22 PM User: N/A Computer: YUKON Description: The Security System could not establish a secured connection with the server cifs/tahoeman. No authentication protocol was available. Event Type: Error Event Source: Userenv Event Category: None Event ID: 1097 Date: 7/25/2004 Time: 6:01:04 PM User: NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM Computer: YUKON Description: Windows cannot find the machine account, The clocks on the client and server machines are skewed. . Maybe I should use VMware or something? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I tried everything on Google. If I do a "net time \\tahoeman /set /y", I get an access denied message and then if I run it again, it completes succesfully, but I still get the error messages about Group Policy and the clock skew in the event log. Thanks, Adam Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137785
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    - When will the new format exam launch????? I wrote the 70-214 (and passed) today and was disappointed it was the old multiple choice format, I was kinda hoping it would be in the new format -- Techie MCNGP #21 Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137741
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    - MCP Paassport So what do you do if you never got your email telling you how do login to the MCP site? I have no clue on who to call. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137736
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    - #70-299 I passed the #70-299 so anyone passed this exam A. O. A+, Network+, MCSE2003Security Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137735
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    - Single Dad Can't Format I was told there was a command that I could run on my head that erases everything even the boot sector. See look here now I pay the nursery $125 a week to take care of my kiddoze and cannot afford it any longer. Therefore, I am looking for a more permanent solution to my boot sector problem. Hang in there single mom ... I know how you are feeling. Maybe we can meet sometime and go over macro coad. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137733
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    - New exam fomat question with 70-292 and 296 Hello, I see some people talking about the "new" exam format for these tests. Is the new format the type of questions that are included in the exam demo download from MS. The type of questions would be drag and drop, reorder, hot area type. I just want to make sure I am not missing anything. Thanks LC Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137730
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    - 70-229 and SQL file placement I'm reading Thomas Moore's book for 70-229. It isn't as full of mistakes as most study guides I have read, but some of what he says, I am just not too sure about. I'd like to get some feedback (arguments) going on SQL Server and file placement. Of course, all this discussion should be based on Microsoft's perceptions and the exam, which, I would bet money, are way out of step with state of the art RAID systems in the real world. Moore says that tables that are mostly constant but read a lot should be on RAID 5. I think they should be on RAID 1, mirroring. Mirroring allows two threads to access the disk mechanics simultaneously. RAID 5, on the other hand, is faster for writing because it can drop off a few bytes on one drive, then while the mechanics are doing their part, the controller has already dropped off bytes to the other drives in the stripe. Do you agree? He says that the log files should be on RAID 1 for reliability because they are written to often. Well, any RAID except 0 gives data protection in the event of a disk failure, but RAID 1 requires 2 writes for each single block of data being saved. His reasoning is that calculating parity on a RAID 5 takes time. I think that calculating parity on a quality hardware RAID controller will always be faster (a few hundred processor cycles at most) than any hard drive with moving parts could possibly be. What do you think? Or more important... what do you think Microsoft thinks? Dale Preston MCSE, MCDBA, MCAD Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137725
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    - OT: time killer SFW - http://www.wagenschenke.ch/ something to do whilst waiting for that next support call. -- Rowdy Yates MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP Security+, Linux+, CISSP Studying for: RSA/CSE --- "Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!" Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137721
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    - RE: Single Mom Cant Concentrate Connie You don't say how much time per day you are studying. I recommend to my students that they take the material in small amounts. My CCNA students have four hours of lab per week and two hours of lecture per week. I recommend to them that they take one hour per day 5 days a week to read the material. I also recommend to stop ready when you are getting frustrated with the material and take a short break. You will never learn anything when you are frustrated or destracted. I would also recommend reading/studying when your children are sleeping or busy with activities for a specific period of time. As for $50G position. You would have to be very lucky to get a job like that. I would say you can expect anything between $25G to $35 a year starting out. Don't expect to see $50G until you have a proven track record. Good luck! RH A+, Server+, CCNA, CCAI, CSSA, CCA, MCP Ia m studying MCSE for College (got Pell grant) and I am beginning to think its not for me because I cannot concentrate on the material. I thought I could do all this because my counselor said I could make 50k$ upon graduation. Is there a support group for single moms trying to be PC people in a man's world??? I have no hope ... . Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137688
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    - Single Mom Can't Concentrate Ia m studying MCSE for College (got Pell grant) and I am beginning to think its not for me because I cannot concentrate on the material. I thought I could do all this because my counselor said I could make 50k$ upon graduation. Is there a support group for single moms trying to be PC people in a man's world??? I have no hope ... Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137660
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    - CNE Vs. MCSE Just wondering how many of you are dual certs. Novell and Microsoft. Any specialist? Thanks Rich Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137653
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    - OT: Friday Funny http://www.jibjab.com If this is a repeat sorry Rick Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137648
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    - [OT] For curry lovers everywhere Shamelessly purloined from another NG. $.50 to srs. JaR Burnin' Thug To the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Naan, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead Naan, Dinner's Just Begun But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh Didn't mean to make you cry Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras Too Late, My Dinners Gone Sends Shivers Down my Spine Rectum Aching All the Time Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh The Doopiaza is so Mild I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All Guitar Solo (Or banjo depending on who you are!) I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo) I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lava-try Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantined... Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes) I Chund-Its Coming back Again (There he Goes) Coming Back Again (Up Again) Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO) On my Knee's Im on my Knees On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes This Vindaloo Its About to Wreck my Guts Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee.... Guitar Solo So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright? So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night? Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here ohh yeah, ohh yeah Naan bread really matters, onion bahji Naan bread really matters, Naan bread really matters...........to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137635
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    - MCNGP Thugs Every time I frequent this news group, I am left feeling truly horrified by the abusive attacks on people who are so generously offering their help to others or those who are simply seeking advice. I am referring specifically about Sachin Soni and poor Amy. What must they think when they are subjected to such a torrent of abuse? Sachin was so graciously offering to share his undoubted high level achievements with others, when he was hounded by you pack of wolfs. No doubt Sachin with never return to enlighten us with his insight into his certification success, which is a true lose to this community. Poor Amy was only enquiring for information about those fine TestKing study tools, and she received the same ravaging as Sachin. The only crumb of comfort from this ordeal is that all of you must be real jealous of Sachin's high level of personal achievements, something none of you will ever experience. I really feel for these people, I know what it's like to suffer at the hands of you thugs; I am constantly reporting you to the FBI for the continuing barrage of virus laden emails I received each and every day. I guess the FBI must be to busy dealing the many other complaints they received about you, because I have yet to receive a reply back from them. It is such a waste that so much the FBI resources are being wasted hunting you people down when their resources would be better used hunting for those terrorists who threaten our fine nation. Finally, it will no doubt give you immense pleasure knowing that my poor son never goes near the PC at home any more for fear of opening one of those vile emails. I sincerely believe that the experiences he and I have suffered at the hands of you mafia, will leave its mark on him for the rest of his life. Maggie Operations Systems Manager Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137575
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    - NEED NEW JOB I am so sick of my job please help me. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137568
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    - paging mr consultant give me a shout on msn when you get a chance.. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137562
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    - MCSE! finally! Finally MCSE today! passed 70-219 with 875 points ... passingscore now is 700 [ used to be 613] the only exam i failed for once... had hiabuv, fabricam, enchanted lakes and northwind traders... last time i had state university, baldwin museum, global business and trey researh [verry hard]... but this time i passed! Now a beer and holliday! CHEERS! Arnold Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137548
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    - ?? what happened to the web interface, its all changed Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137543
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    - Are that books enough? Hi! I am preparing for MCSE win 2003 Server. I have some books: MS Press Windows 2003 server readiness review suite Syngress Books 70-294_book.pdf 70-297_book.pdf 70298_studyguide.pdf Syngress 70-291.pdf Syngress 70-293.pdf Syngress Configuring and TroubleShooting Windows XP Prof.pdf Syngress70-290_book.pdf Testking testking 70-290 Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment v6.0.pdf testking 70-291 implementing, managing, and maintaining a microsoft windows server 2003 network infrastructure v7.pdf testking 70-293 Planning and Maintaining a Microsoft WindowsServer 2003 Network Infrastructure v6.0.pdf TestKing MCSE 70-292 Exam Q&A v11.1.pdf Configuring and Troubleshooting Windows XP Professional.PDF Encyclopedia of Networking.chm Inside Windows 2000.chm Microsoft Windows 2000 Server Administrators Companion.chm Win2000-Server-Resource-Kit-TCPIP-Core-Networking-Guide.chm Windows 2000 Professional Resource Kit.CHM Windows 2000 Resource Kit - Server Operations Guide.chm WinXPProRK.chm Microsoft Press - Windows Server 2003 Administrator's PocketConsultant.chm O'Reilly.Windows.Server.2003.In.A.Nutshell.chm Wiley - Windows Server 2003 Weekend Crash Course.pdf Windows.Server.2003.For.Dummies.chm Addison Wesley - Inside Windows Server 2003_book.chm Addison Wesley - The Ultimate Windows 2003 Server Admin Guide.chm Hungry Minds - Windows 2000 Server Bible HungryMinds - Active Directory Bible MOC - 2272B Implementing and supporting WinXP.exe MS Press - Windows XP Power Toolkit.chm MS Press - Windows Security Inside Out.chm QUE - MCSE 70-270 Windows XP Professional.pdf MS Press - Windows XP INSIDE OUT.chm A-List Publishing - Windows .NET Server 2003 Domains & Active Directory.chm A-List Publishing - Windows Server 2003 Registry.chm Addison Wesley - LDAP Directories Explained.chm Addison Wesley - Understanding and Deploying LDAP Directory Services, 2nd.chm Network+ Bible Certification.pdf Network+ Bible Certification TestEnjine.exe McGraw-Hill - IIS 6 The Complete Reference.chm MOC - 2810A Fundamentals of Network security labs.exe MOC - 2810A Fundamentals of Network security modules.exe MS Press - Exchange 2K Server Admin Companion.CHM MS Press - Exchange 2K Server Planning and Installation.chm MS Press - Implementing and Administering Security in a MS Win2k Network Exam 70-214.chm MS Press - Inside Windows 2000.chm MS Press - MCSE Managing.a.W2K.Network.2nd.chm MS Press - MCSE Microsoft 2000 Network Infrastruct Admin.CHM MS Press - Windows Security Tool Kit MS Press - Microsoft Windows XP Registry Guide Book.pdf MS Press - MS Windows Script Host 2.0 Developers Guide.chm MS Press - Windows 2000 Active Directory Programming.CHM Sams.Microsoft.Exchange.Server.2003.Delta.Guide Sams.Microsoft.Exchange.Server.2003.Unleashed Windows.Xp.For.Dummies MSPress.exchange.server.2003.mcsa.mcse.training.kit Are they good? Are they enough? Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137507
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    - PKI for 70-293 hi professionals! as iÂ´ve read in further postings discussing pki is a mayor part of 70-293 iÂ´d like to ask you which study materials have you taken to pass this examina, pki is a very interesting thing but i havenÂ´t found ideal study guides for it hope you will get me out of disaster, like to pass the examina in 2 weeks Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137493
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    - E-learning Promotion Anyone sign up for the Windows 2003 skills promo? (NFR Windows 2003, exam voucher and e-learning course.) I have been waiting for 7 weeks for the NFR and exam voucher, and it seems that the people at the e-learning site don't know how to fulfill the order or direct me to someone who does. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137492
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    - I feel loved and wanted Earlier today, I responded to a questionable post with "Gimme an A" When I returned to the newsgroup after an arduous day at the office, I noticed the phrase was completed. Moreover, Kline(Chalk), the person who coined the phrase finished it off. It was truly a touching moment when Frisbee chimed in with (SPACEBAR). I am so choked with emotion. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137491
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    - XP Good day to all. I took the XP exam today and scored 678...I'm annoyed. I prepared for the exam using the Exam Cram2, but I don't think it fully prepared me for the exam. Some of the questions I was totally clueless about and I studied that book from back to front...thrice!! Anyway, I'd like some advice as to which exams you (MCP'S) recommend? The exam cram2 exams for $50 (three or four exams) or the Measure Up exams? Thanks Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137481
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    - OT Network Engineer here is another out of work network engineer, taking a new approach to his employment search. http://www.evilgenius.net/nancy/ne/37000078.html C Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137467
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    - a reminder of the past here is a reminder of what someone else said a *long* time ago(august 28, 2003) Ok I hate to say it but I think I am on the verge of crossing over. I have been visiting the MCSA and MCSE groups a couple of times a day for the last 2 months. During this time I have come to the conclusion that if all these people who ask these worthless questions get certified my MCSA/MCSE will only garner me minimum wage if I am lucky. I have tried to be nice and post useful information but the constant barrage of the same repetitive question has pushed me to the limit. One would assume others could go to the MS train cert section and download the completely obvious answers to these redundant question. As said before by others, how are these people going to provide an adequate level of support if they can not even do search on the MS web site for training information. My next question is why can individuals not search the 3563 post in the MCSA group and get the answer to their own questions. Rant ove for now Rick Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137428
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    - I'm Strong Bad Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and or plastic bag. Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts. Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Check me out! http://www.homestarrunner.com/firsttime.html No, seriously, check me out. http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_sb.html Sooooo... take a look around. http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?page=Strong+Bad I strongly recommend checking out the Strong Bad E-Mails. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html And this cartoon's not bad. http://www.homestarrunner.com/cantsayjob.html And this game's pretty fun. http://www.homestarrunner.com/talky2.html I mean, I played it. -- I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137314
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    - OT: Two-fer! I am proud to announce the posthumous confirmation of the coveted MCNGP certification to two new members: Samwise, MCNGP #37 Douglas Adams, MCNGP #42 Samwise was adopted from Kerpal himself, by our own JaR, after a nasty incident with a girl kicking him. JaR nurtured Samwise back to health, and taught him well the ways of the MCNGP. Alas, Samwise passed on to the great doggie park in the sky before JaR could teach him to type A S S F U C K E R with his paws. Welcome aboard, Samwise, and chase some rabbits up there. Douglas Adams goes without saying. If you're an MCNGP and don't know who this person was, I wouldn't admit to it, lest you be shunned by the others. Word is that Douglas is working on his latest novel in the afterlife entitled "The MCNGP Guide to USENET" and will be published as soon as he can find someone to channel to. Needless to say, Fed Ex does not deliver to the afterlife, so we're saving a bundle on the welcome kits here. -- Fris "They're on back-order anyway" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.tk Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137307
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    - Ping: nerd32768 shut up -- TechGeekPro MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+ "Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137297
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    - 70-218 Has anybody here taken the 70-218 exam? If so, how hard is it compared to the 70-215/210? Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137288
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    - Ping: MCNGP Pimps Dear Sirs, I regret to inform you that I shall no longer be able to click on anymore of your http://www.outpimp.com/?x=xxxxxx links. I appreciate your patronage. Have a nice day. Sincerely, -- TechGeekPro MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+ "Not only am I certified, I'm certifiable!" Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137253
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    - OT: PC use is dangerous We're all in danger. Especially Neil. http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1103-982610.html If it wraps tinyurl it yourself. Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137252
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    - anybody wants to clear mcse,ccna and many other certifications My dear friends i have a proposal for u that if anybody wants 2 clear mcse,ccna,ccnp,ccie,oracle,sun,jawa,a+,n+ and many other certifications then mail me to sachin_cisco_exams@yahoo.com please do not reply on this mail bye dear sachin Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137168
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    - 70-215 Practice Exam Failure Hi all, I'm prepping for my 70-215 exam next Wednesday, and I try to run the practice exam that came with my Microsoft book, which has worked fine in the past, but now when I run it, I get a script error saying that 'objBigList.documentElement' is null or not an object. I have no idea what that means, so I by it and tell it to keep running scripts on the page. Problem is when I start the exam, the whole screen in blank where there used to be questions. Tried saying to not run scripts, but same thing. I un-installed and re- installed, but got the same message. Then I installed it on a different machine, and still got the same message. Anyone have any ideas, or how I can tell Microsoft about this? Thanks! Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137158
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    - What version of TestKing right now for 70-270? I'll take 70-270 test soon, could anyone tell me what is the newest version of TestKing for this test? Thanks! Amy A+ Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137157
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    - I LOVE braindmps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137121
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    - I LOVE braindmps I LOVE braindmps i just finished my mcse mcsa mcp mcdba a+ security+ mcdst testking rocks the world does anybody know where the mcp webpage is? Tag: JAcksonville Fl Tag: 137120
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New Horizons has 2 Programs for Military, Dependents, Retired etc.

Jacksonvile Office ONLY

$5995.00

For 1 year of classes.

29 courses worth about $48,000 bucks
For MCSA/MCSE/CCNA/A+/NET+/SEC+

We also have a 6 month program for Applications,
web design, and graphics for $599.00

New Horizons has 250 schools in 51 countries.

Email me to get more Info:

paul.yuknis@newhorizons.com

Non-Military may still contact me and i'll
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I have 24 years in the military, we offer
financing too.

Don't let the good jobs go by !

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Re: JAcksonville Fl by Rowdy

Rowdy
Mon Jul 26 21:40:48 CDT 2004

"Paul Yuknis" <pyuknis@comcast.net> wrote in news:TZgNc.167956$IQ4.25059
@attbi_s02:

> $5995.00

for a piece of paper that gets you no job. that's a good deal!! where do we
sign up?

--
Rowdy Yates
MCSE 2003, MCSE 2000, MCSA 2003, MCSA 2000, MCP
Security+, Linux+, CISSP
Studying for: RSA/CSE
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"Certs? No thanks, I prefer Tic Tac's BITCH!"

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