OT: The Interview - Real, Funny...Real Funny

A friend of mine got an interview for a contract in-house support position.
It has the option for growth into AD Administration from the get-go which is
why he accepted the position. He needs the experience, but that's not what
this post is about. I felt the need to share some of the things he said post
interview to the staffing agency contracting the position.

He arrived on site to find another guy waiting to interview. He looked over
to my friend and said. "Don't worry they have to positions."

My friend, we'll call him Bob went in to the interview. now Bob is an
intelligent person, he is certified and he has valid AD experience, so he's
calm, collected and ready. His interviewer asked him why all of his
experience was 2500 miles away and now all of the sudden he's moved here. He
replied, "Well my ex-wife moved here and I wanted to make sure I was close
to my daughter." They told him this was a noble thing he did, so he replies,
"Yes, and I'll be sure to throw that in your faces later."

That's only the beginning. Later he mentioned he wanted flexibility to look
for another job, as this was a contract and he really wants to find
permanent employment. They advised Bob he'd need to give a day's notice
before skipping work to find another job.

It gets better. so Bob nails the interview and the XYZ Company hires him on
the spot. now he reports back to the staffing agency to find out just how
little he will be paid. He walks up to the secretary and says, "I think I'll
need about $17.00 USD per hour for this job." She said, "well it's $15.00
per hour because that's what we are paying the other guy. " he replies,
"What the hell does that have to do with me?" She tells him it wouldn't be
fair to pay each person differently, so he asks her for the guys phone
number so he can call him and they'd both as for $17.00. She then tells him,
"Well this is a Non-Profit Organization and they are limited on their pay.
You understand don't you?" With a quick witted reply he says, "Well my
apartment complex is a for profit organization and I don't think they'd
understand."

Needless to say he didn't get the $17.00 per hour, instead he got $15.00 but
he still got hired and was given the flexibility to find another job on a
moments notice. They only ask that when he does quit that he lets them know
the day before if possible.

I thought this was pretty funny. Goes to show how much the interview is
based on personality and hitting it off with the interviewer. Oh and how he
got this interview. My patented Resume format. :-)
--
"The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
justafreak.com
.

Microcephalic
Fri May 27 00:37:24 CDT 2005

"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:umowM2lYFHA.2380@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> I thought this was pretty funny. Goes to show how much the interview is
> based on personality and hitting it off with the interviewer. Oh and how
> he got this interview. My patented Resume format. :-)
> --
> "The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44

"The Rev",

I found the story amusing in an esoteric sort of way. Echos some recent
experience with a local non-profit organization. The 'fairness' principle
strikes me as semi-communist.

Anyway, my {real} point... As an individual presently intent on reworking my
resume (in a quasi-casual side process), I wonder if I might inquire as to
what particular features make your resume format worthy of a patent? Not
looking to infringe or anything [if it's not Scottish it's crap], but I'd
most definately appreciate any tips you could offer [to men who look like
Kenny Rogers](, noting that I'll probably disregard anything that makes
sense and disagree on unimportant points)[, much to your chagrin]. [I'm
doing a great job of selling you on helping me, aren't I?]

My reason for asking... I've NEVER gotten a job based on my resume before
<!-- insert plant pun here -->, all of my job experience comes from sheer
[dumb] luck and meeting people, but I'm at a point now where the concept of
marketing myself {to the void} becomes more viable and I would like insight
from someone with {er, um, yeah --} insight.

Incidentally, you can find my resume at the website address {I've been
prostituting at the bottom of my [largely irrelevant] posts,}
http://www.roblindman.com/ , in the resume section (go figure). I recommend
looking at the "Online Version". Of course it's out of date and could use
some doctoring, and I've some packaging in mind for how to make it stand out
that won't be apparent on the site [like anyone cares]. While you're there,
feel free to grab some wallpaper, software, or animated characters {lousy
cheapskates}.

Anyway, thanks in advance for any advice you may offer, I'll consider it
helpful (even if it's completely useless and I do nothing but complain about
it [which is all I'm good for anyway]).

Feel free to share your comments here, or through the contact page on my
site.

Again, thanks for any insight you may offer [seriously].

Microcephalic S. "/-\ $ $ |= |_| ( |< # |~" Bob

The
Fri May 27 07:53:04 CDT 2005

Honestly... The first thing I'd do is remove the lines on the Resume. I know
from personal experience sorting resumes I hate lines and boxes.The layout
you chose is otherwise quite pleasant to read. It has a nice flow and is
easy to follow.

Also I don't see any real reason for an objective and a profile. Here is a
secret. Sell yourself in the objective. I know every other resume tip place
tells you not to. But....Anyone in charge of hiring is not going to add you
to the interview list if your objective sucks, because the only thing they
typically read to deicide if you make it to the second stack is your
objective. With that no need to it and a profile and the white space (using
separate paragraphs) is a had idea. I know grammar school told you
different...but an objective is a run-on sentence.

Here is an example of an objective: (This one happens to be one of mine)
I have several years experience in corporate training, in addition to IT
Consultation and full-time Senior Network Administration, implementing and
maintaining Microsoft Windows Networks. In the past I have supported Native
and Mixed mode Windows Environments, multiple VPN clients, remote offices,
operating system support for Windows 9x, Windows 2000, Windows XP and the
Windows 2003 Server Family. Currently I am teaching Microsoft Official
Curriculum Courses helping others to obtain Microsoft Certifications and
pursue careers in the Information Technology Profession while continuing my
consulting services. This experience combined with several industry standard
certifications such as the CompTIA Security+ Certification, Microsoft
Certified Systems Engineer Certification, and the Microsoft Certified
Trainer Certification I feel I am a fully qualified for the technical
training and consulting environments.



Past the objective layout and space matters. I try to make sure I extend my
margins to as much of the page as possible. This reduces it to two pages
from three (which I can tell you now..no one reads 2 page resumes). plus it
makes it look full. You are more then welcome to email me if you want. I'll
send you a version of my resume where the names have been changed to protect
the innocent so you can see what format I've chosen. But the basics are
easy. Don't have you name so big, it's a distraction. Justify long
paragraphs and extend your margins. Don't use lines and or boxes to separate
your information. Use bullet points and most hiring managers have ADD
anyway, and are not likely to read past the objective. This way they can see
bullets of what you did. Bold your job titles and nothing else in your
experience. This goes back to the ADD thing. They skim the résumé and see
the word analyst they will pay more attention to you if that's what their
looking for.



At any rate...Good Luck on your searches...


--
"The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
justafreak.com
.
"<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
into the future }> wrote in message
news:Oi9pW4nYFHA.1344@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:umowM2lYFHA.2380@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
> "The Rev",
>
> I found the story amusing in an esoteric sort of way. Echos some recent
> experience with a local non-profit organization. The 'fairness' principle
> strikes me as semi-communist.
>
> Anyway, my {real} point... As an individual presently intent on reworking
> my resume (in a quasi-casual side process), I wonder if I might inquire as
> to what particular features make your resume format worthy of a patent?
> Not looking to infringe or anything [if it's not Scottish it's crap], but
> I'd most definately appreciate any tips you could offer [to men who look
> like Kenny Rogers](, noting that I'll probably disregard anything that
> makes sense and disagree on unimportant points)[, much to your chagrin].
> [I'm doing a great job of selling you on helping me, aren't I?]
>
> My reason for asking... I've NEVER gotten a job based on my resume before
> <!-- insert plant pun here -->, all of my job experience comes from sheer
> [dumb] luck and meeting people, but I'm at a point now where the concept
> of marketing myself {to the void} becomes more viable and I would like
> insight from someone with {er, um, yeah --} insight.
>
> Incidentally, you can find my resume at the website address {I've been
> prostituting at the bottom of my [largely irrelevant] posts,}
> http://www.roblindman.com/ , in the resume section (go figure). I
> recommend looking at the "Online Version". Of course it's out of date and
> could use some doctoring, and I've some packaging in mind for how to make
> it stand out that won't be apparent on the site [like anyone cares]. While
> you're there, feel free to grab some wallpaper, software, or animated
> characters {lousy cheapskates}.
>
> Anyway, thanks in advance for any advice you may offer, I'll consider it
> helpful (even if it's completely useless and I do nothing but complain
> about it [which is all I'm good for anyway]).
>
> Feel free to share your comments here, or through the contact page on my
> site.
>
> Again, thanks for any insight you may offer [seriously].
>
> Microcephalic S. "/-\ $ $ |= |_| ( |< # |~" Bob

Jtyc
Fri May 27 09:18:55 CDT 2005

What about taping a fiver to the resume with a little note that says "Just
to keep you honest"?

Microcephalic
Fri May 27 09:50:57 CDT 2005

This is appreciated. I may take you up on your offer and send you a request
for "The Res of The Rev" when I get more time.

Hopefully having this out there benefits others as well.

Thank you.

Microcephalic S. Bob

"The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:OzJ2IsrYFHA.584@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> Honestly... The first thing I'd do is remove the lines on the Resume. I
> know from personal experience sorting resumes I hate lines and boxes.The
> layout you chose is otherwise quite pleasant to read. It has a nice flow
> and is easy to follow.
>
> Also I don't see any real reason for an objective and a profile. Here is a
> secret. Sell yourself in the objective. I know every other resume tip
> place tells you not to. But....Anyone in charge of hiring is not going to
> add you to the interview list if your objective sucks, because the only
> thing they typically read to deicide if you make it to the second stack is
> your objective. With that no need to it and a profile and the white space
> (using separate paragraphs) is a had idea. I know grammar school told you
> different...but an objective is a run-on sentence.
>
> Here is an example of an objective: (This one happens to be one of mine)
> I have several years experience in corporate training, in addition to IT
> Consultation and full-time Senior Network Administration, implementing and
> maintaining Microsoft Windows Networks. In the past I have supported
> Native and Mixed mode Windows Environments, multiple VPN clients, remote
> offices, operating system support for Windows 9x, Windows 2000, Windows XP
> and the Windows 2003 Server Family. Currently I am teaching Microsoft
> Official Curriculum Courses helping others to obtain Microsoft
> Certifications and pursue careers in the Information Technology Profession
> while continuing my consulting services. This experience combined with
> several industry standard certifications such as the CompTIA Security+
> Certification, Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer Certification, and the
> Microsoft Certified Trainer Certification I feel I am a fully qualified
> for the technical training and consulting environments.
>
>
>
> Past the objective layout and space matters. I try to make sure I extend
> my margins to as much of the page as possible. This reduces it to two
> pages from three (which I can tell you now..no one reads 2 page resumes).
> plus it makes it look full. You are more then welcome to email me if you
> want. I'll send you a version of my resume where the names have been
> changed to protect the innocent so you can see what format I've chosen.
> But the basics are easy. Don't have you name so big, it's a distraction.
> Justify long paragraphs and extend your margins. Don't use lines and or
> boxes to separate your information. Use bullet points and most hiring
> managers have ADD anyway, and are not likely to read past the objective.
> This way they can see bullets of what you did. Bold your job titles and
> nothing else in your experience. This goes back to the ADD thing. They
> skim the résumé and see the word analyst they will pay more attention to
> you if that's what their looking for.
>
>
>
> At any rate...Good Luck on your searches...
>
>
> --
> "The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
> I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.
>
> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
> justafreak.com
> .
> "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
> Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
> into the future }> wrote in message
> news:Oi9pW4nYFHA.1344@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>> "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:umowM2lYFHA.2380@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "The Rev",
>>
>> I found the story amusing in an esoteric sort of way. Echos some recent
>> experience with a local non-profit organization. The 'fairness' principle
>> strikes me as semi-communist.
>>
>> Anyway, my {real} point... As an individual presently intent on reworking
>> my resume (in a quasi-casual side process), I wonder if I might inquire
>> as to what particular features make your resume format worthy of a
>> patent? Not looking to infringe or anything [if it's not Scottish it's
>> crap], but I'd most definately appreciate any tips you could offer [to
>> men who look like Kenny Rogers](, noting that I'll probably disregard
>> anything that makes sense and disagree on unimportant points)[, much to
>> your chagrin]. [I'm doing a great job of selling you on helping me,
>> aren't I?]
>>
>> My reason for asking... I've NEVER gotten a job based on my resume before
>> <!-- insert plant pun here -->, all of my job experience comes from sheer
>> [dumb] luck and meeting people, but I'm at a point now where the concept
>> of marketing myself {to the void} becomes more viable and I would like
>> insight from someone with {er, um, yeah --} insight.
>>
>> Incidentally, you can find my resume at the website address {I've been
>> prostituting at the bottom of my [largely irrelevant] posts,}
>> http://www.roblindman.com/ , in the resume section (go figure). I
>> recommend looking at the "Online Version". Of course it's out of date and
>> could use some doctoring, and I've some packaging in mind for how to make
>> it stand out that won't be apparent on the site [like anyone cares].
>> While you're there, feel free to grab some wallpaper, software, or
>> animated characters {lousy cheapskates}.
>>
>> Anyway, thanks in advance for any advice you may offer, I'll consider it
>> helpful (even if it's completely useless and I do nothing but complain
>> about it [which is all I'm good for anyway]).
>>
>> Feel free to share your comments here, or through the contact page on my
>> site.
>>
>> Again, thanks for any insight you may offer [seriously].
>>
>> Microcephalic S. "/-\ $ $ |= |_| ( |< # |~" Bob
>
>

The
Fri May 27 10:31:12 CDT 2005

Your welcome.

--
"The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
justafreak.com
.
"<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head first
into the future }> wrote in message
news:eUWVotsYFHA.3840@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> This is appreciated. I may take you up on your offer and send you a
> request for "The Res of The Rev" when I get more time.
>
> Hopefully having this out there benefits others as well.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
>
> "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:OzJ2IsrYFHA.584@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>> Honestly... The first thing I'd do is remove the lines on the Resume. I
>> know from personal experience sorting resumes I hate lines and boxes.The
>> layout you chose is otherwise quite pleasant to read. It has a nice flow
>> and is easy to follow.
>>
>> Also I don't see any real reason for an objective and a profile. Here is
>> a secret. Sell yourself in the objective. I know every other resume tip
>> place tells you not to. But....Anyone in charge of hiring is not going to
>> add you to the interview list if your objective sucks, because the only
>> thing they typically read to deicide if you make it to the second stack
>> is your objective. With that no need to it and a profile and the white
>> space (using separate paragraphs) is a had idea. I know grammar school
>> told you different...but an objective is a run-on sentence.
>>
>> Here is an example of an objective: (This one happens to be one of mine)
>> I have several years experience in corporate training, in addition to IT
>> Consultation and full-time Senior Network Administration, implementing
>> and maintaining Microsoft Windows Networks. In the past I have supported
>> Native and Mixed mode Windows Environments, multiple VPN clients, remote
>> offices, operating system support for Windows 9x, Windows 2000, Windows
>> XP and the Windows 2003 Server Family. Currently I am teaching Microsoft
>> Official Curriculum Courses helping others to obtain Microsoft
>> Certifications and pursue careers in the Information Technology
>> Profession while continuing my consulting services. This experience
>> combined with several industry standard certifications such as the
>> CompTIA Security+ Certification, Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer
>> Certification, and the Microsoft Certified Trainer Certification I feel I
>> am a fully qualified for the technical training and consulting
>> environments.
>>
>>
>>
>> Past the objective layout and space matters. I try to make sure I extend
>> my margins to as much of the page as possible. This reduces it to two
>> pages from three (which I can tell you now..no one reads 2 page resumes).
>> plus it makes it look full. You are more then welcome to email me if you
>> want. I'll send you a version of my resume where the names have been
>> changed to protect the innocent so you can see what format I've chosen.
>> But the basics are easy. Don't have you name so big, it's a distraction.
>> Justify long paragraphs and extend your margins. Don't use lines and or
>> boxes to separate your information. Use bullet points and most hiring
>> managers have ADD anyway, and are not likely to read past the objective.
>> This way they can see bullets of what you did. Bold your job titles and
>> nothing else in your experience. This goes back to the ADD thing. They
>> skim the résumé and see the word analyst they will pay more attention to
>> you if that's what their looking for.
>>
>>
>>
>> At any rate...Good Luck on your searches...
>>
>>
>> --
>> "The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44
>> I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right.
>>
>> Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
>> justafreak.com
>> .
>> "<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
>> Interpretation -->" <[~_~] { http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ - head
>> first into the future }> wrote in message
>> news:Oi9pW4nYFHA.1344@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>>> "The Rev [MCT]" <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:umowM2lYFHA.2380@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> "The Rev",
>>>
>>> I found the story amusing in an esoteric sort of way. Echos some recent
>>> experience with a local non-profit organization. The 'fairness'
>>> principle strikes me as semi-communist.
>>>
>>> Anyway, my {real} point... As an individual presently intent on
>>> reworking my resume (in a quasi-casual side process), I wonder if I
>>> might inquire as to what particular features make your resume format
>>> worthy of a patent? Not looking to infringe or anything [if it's not
>>> Scottish it's crap], but I'd most definately appreciate any tips you
>>> could offer [to men who look like Kenny Rogers](, noting that I'll
>>> probably disregard anything that makes sense and disagree on unimportant
>>> points)[, much to your chagrin]. [I'm doing a great job of selling you
>>> on helping me, aren't I?]
>>>
>>> My reason for asking... I've NEVER gotten a job based on my resume
>>> before <!-- insert plant pun here -->, all of my job experience comes
>>> from sheer [dumb] luck and meeting people, but I'm at a point now where
>>> the concept of marketing myself {to the void} becomes more viable and I
>>> would like insight from someone with {er, um, yeah --} insight.
>>>
>>> Incidentally, you can find my resume at the website address {I've been
>>> prostituting at the bottom of my [largely irrelevant] posts,}
>>> http://www.roblindman.com/ , in the resume section (go figure). I
>>> recommend looking at the "Online Version". Of course it's out of date
>>> and could use some doctoring, and I've some packaging in mind for how to
>>> make it stand out that won't be apparent on the site [like anyone
>>> cares]. While you're there, feel free to grab some wallpaper, software,
>>> or animated characters {lousy cheapskates}.
>>>
>>> Anyway, thanks in advance for any advice you may offer, I'll consider it
>>> helpful (even if it's completely useless and I do nothing but complain
>>> about it [which is all I'm good for anyway]).
>>>
>>> Feel free to share your comments here, or through the contact page on my
>>> site.
>>>
>>> Again, thanks for any insight you may offer [seriously].
>>>
>>> Microcephalic S. "/-\ $ $ |= |_| ( |< # |~" Bob
>>
>>
>
>

billLASTINIT
Fri May 27 10:45:47 CDT 2005

The Rev [MCT] wrote:
> Your welcome.

My welcome?

Neil
Fri May 27 10:56:56 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:uK89EcsYFHA.2684@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> What about taping a fiver to the resume with a little note that says
> "Just to keep you honest, and to show I'm remarkably cheap"?

IFYPFY

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Jtyc
Fri May 27 11:07:40 CDT 2005

> IFYPFY

Are you saying it would take more than a five spot to bribe you? I beg to
differ.

Neil
Fri May 27 11:21:40 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:ORSP2YtYFHA.1152@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Are you saying it would take more than a five spot to bribe you? I
> beg to differ.

depends on what I am being asked to do. To hire you would require more than
a fiver

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Keyboard not found... THINK F1 to continue.

Jtyc
Fri May 27 11:26:56 CDT 2005

> depends on what I am being asked to do. To hire you would require more
than
> a fiver

A five spot and a six pack of Jolt cola?

Neil
Fri May 27 12:14:55 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:
#eGgnjtYFHA.3620@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> depends on what I am being asked to do. To hire you would require more
> than
>> a fiver
>
> A five spot and a six pack of Jolt cola?
>
>
>
>

it's a start. your desk is over there ----->

(next to the poop)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Jtyc
Fri May 27 13:29:31 CDT 2005

> it's a start. your desk is over there ----->
> (next to the poop)

No no...


That's my office.

Neil
Fri May 27 13:33:38 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:O68THouYFHA.3188@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> it's a start. your desk is over there ----->
>> (next to the poop)
>
> No no...
>
>
> That's my office.
>
>
>
>
>

'swhat I said...
(please continue to collect you paycheck as usual...after cleanin up da
poops...ya poopsmith

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- "I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.

Briscobar
Fri May 27 13:38:52 CDT 2005

In news:O68THouYFHA.3188@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl,
Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> rambled:
>> it's a start. your desk is over there ----->
>> (next to the poop)
>
> No no...
>
>
> That's my office.

No, it's a workspace.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com nailed the Olsen twins before they were famous.

Microcephalic
Fri May 27 13:46:30 CDT 2005

If I'm going to throw down a $5 bill and a six pack of Jolt, I'd better own
the deformed little pervert at the end of the contract.

Microcephalic S. "I'd keep him in my refrigerator with the other mutants"
Bob



"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns966386C5EDE09neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:
> #eGgnjtYFHA.3620@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>>> depends on what I am being asked to do. To hire you would require more
>> than
>>> a fiver
>>
>> A five spot and a six pack of Jolt cola?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> it's a start. your desk is over there ----->
>
> (next to the poop)
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP#30
>
> - Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

Microcephalic
Fri May 27 13:50:14 CDT 2005

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uvfX4suYFHA.616@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> www.mcngp.com nailed the Olsen twins before they were famous.

But the question is... Did MCNGP nail them to a pole?

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - I forget why.

Jtyc
Fri May 27 13:51:20 CDT 2005

> No, it's a workspace.

It's for deposits only.

Briscobar
Fri May 27 14:00:24 CDT 2005

In news:eMyhUzuYFHA.1040@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation --> <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> rambled:
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:uvfX4suYFHA.616@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>> www.mcngp.com nailed the Olsen twins before they were famous.
>
> But the question is... Did MCNGP nail them to a pole?

You are the ultimate thread-jumper.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Last one to www.mcngp.com is a rotten egg!

Briscobar
Fri May 27 14:00:08 CDT 2005

In news:O0uePxuYFHA.616@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
<!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
Interpretation --> <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> rambled:
> If I'm going to throw down a $5 bill and a six pack of Jolt, I'd
> better own the deformed little pervert at the end of the contract.

This one?
http://ohio.esorn.net/ICWAgencySite.dll/OffenderDetails?OfndrID=62569

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your
face, you get www.mcngp.com.

JaR
Fri May 27 14:02:26 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® expostulated for all the world
to hear;

> The Rev [MCT] wrote:
>> Your welcome.
>
> My welcome?
>
>

No, it was his welcome!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/bandwagons/boarded

JaR
Fri May 27 14:10:34 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar expostulated for all the
world to hear;

> www.mcngp.com nailed the Olsen twins before they were famous.

Eeeeewww! What were they, 18 months old?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of infant protection

Briscobar
Fri May 27 14:16:53 CDT 2005

In news:Xns96637BDD291C1plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
>
>> www.mcngp.com nailed the Olsen twins before they were famous.
>
> Eeeeewww! What were they, 18 months old?

if that. www.mcngp.com is one sick puppy.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com = t3h h0tn3ss

Kline
Fri May 27 14:31:26 CDT 2005

>This one?
>http://ohio.esorn.net/ICWAgencySite.dll/OffenderDetails?OfndrID=62569

please refrain from posting this link any more, it is very,very
frightening and may upset the vast majority of this ng's participants.
Plus, I never slept at all last night after seeing this.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Fri May 27 14:29:52 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns96637A7BDC016plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® expostulated for all the
> world to hear;
>
>> The Rev [MCT] wrote:
>>> Your welcome.
>>
>> My welcome?
>>
>>
>
> No, it was his welcome!
>

who's welcome?

--
Neil "What's on second" MCNGP#30

- War doesn't determine who's right, but who's left.

Neil
Fri May 27 14:29:16 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:Oi4nw4uYFHA.3272@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> http://ohio.esorn.net/ICWAgencySite.dll/OffenderDetails?OfndrID=62569

oh, PLEASE! I just cleaned up the vomit from last time!

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I'm not lost, I'm directionally challenged.

JaR
Fri May 27 14:36:52 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the world to
hear;

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns96637A7BDC016plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® expostulated for all the
>> world to hear;
>>
>>> The Rev [MCT] wrote:
>>>> Your welcome.
>>>
>>> My welcome?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> No, it was his welcome!
>>
>
> who's welcome?
>

The guy on first.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/cascades/comic/pairs.htm

Briscobar
Fri May 27 14:41:11 CDT 2005

In news:Xns96639DA664BD9neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns96637A7BDC016plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® expostulated for all the
>> world to hear;
>>
>>> The Rev [MCT] wrote:
>>>> Your welcome.
>>>
>>> My welcome?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> No, it was his welcome!
>>
>
> who's welcome?

The one who answered the door.

Wrong thread?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

My psychiatrist recommends 10mg of Valium, a shot of Tequila, and
twice-daily viewings of the b00bz0rs forum on www.mcngp.com

Microcephalic
Fri May 27 17:00:18 CDT 2005

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:Oi4nw4uYFHA.3272@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> In news:O0uePxuYFHA.616@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
> <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox
> Interpretation --> <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> rambled:
>> If I'm going to throw down a $5 bill and a six pack of Jolt, I'd
>> better own the deformed little pervert at the end of the contract.
>
> This one?
> http://ohio.esorn.net/ICWAgencySite.dll/OffenderDetails?OfndrID=62569

In other groups, I would mock someone for not knowing which deformed little
pervert I meant, especially when it came up so recently...

But, around here...

Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.roblindman.com/ - because everyone else has a signature with an
URL in it

JaR
Fri May 27 17:06:48 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
for all the world to hear;

> Microcephalic S. Bob
> http://www.roblindman.com/ - because everyone else has a signature
> with an URL in it
>

Huh-uh! Not everyone. No-one can be everyone without me!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Microcephalic
Fri May 27 17:48:57 CDT 2005

>> http://www.roblindman.com/ - because everyone else has a signature
>> with an URL in it

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote>
> Huh-uh! Not everyone. No-one can be everyone without me!
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110

> MCNGP.com
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Microcephalic S. Bob
roblindman.com - because it's still an URL even without a protocol handler
and the www

JaR
Tue May 31 11:17:48 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
for all the world to hear;

>> MCNGP.com
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> roblindman.com - because it's still an URL even without a protocol
> handler and the www
>
>
>


URL (yu'är-el')
n.
An Internet address (for example, http://www.hmco.com/trade/), usually
consisting of the access protocol (http), the domain name (www.hmco.com),
and optionally the path to a file or resource residing on that server
(trade).

http://www.answers.com/url&r=67


--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Domain Names

Microcephalic
Tue May 31 11:43:59 CDT 2005


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns96675E92946FBplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
URL (yu'är-el')
> n.
> An Internet address (for example, http://www.hmco.com/trade/), usually
> consisting of the access protocol (http), the domain name (www.hmco.com),
> and optionally the path to a file or resource residing on that server
> (trade).
>
> http://www.answers.com/url&r=67

That's just someone elses opinion, and my opinion is better (because I said
so).

Microcephalic S. Bob

JaR
Tue May 31 12:14:52 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
for all the world to hear;

>
> "JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns96675E92946FBplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> URL (yu'är-el')
>> n.
>> An Internet address (for example, http://www.hmco.com/trade/),
>> usually consisting of the access protocol (http), the domain name
>> (www.hmco.com), and optionally the path to a file or resource
>> residing on that server (trade).
>>
>> http://www.answers.com/url&r=67
>
> That's just someone elses opinion, and my opinion is better (because I
> said so).
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
>
>
>

Oh yeah?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of belligerent retorts.

Microcephalic
Tue May 31 12:54:49 CDT 2005

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9667683F54F36plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> Oh yeah?
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com dept of belligerent retorts.

YEAH!

Microcephalic "SO?!" Bob
roblindman.com dept of cherry torte

JaR
Tue May 31 13:03:59 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo
"The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated for all
the world to hear;

>> Oh yeah?
>>
>> --
>> JaR
>> Thug 10110
>> MCNGP.com dept of belligerent retorts.
>
> YEAH!
>
> Microcephalic "SO?!" Bob
> roblindman.com dept of cherry torte

Thassit! C'mon over here an' putcher dukes up! Why, I oughtta...Well c'mon.
I'll take ya on, singly or in bunches! What are ya; a mouse or a pie baker?
Put 'em up, I say!

Aww...I can't hitcha anyways...yer just too darned silly lookin'.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of feral ports.

Microcephalic
Tue May 31 13:24:02 CDT 2005


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote
> Thassit! C'mon over here an' putcher dukes up! Why, I oughtta...Well
> c'mon.
> I'll take ya on, singly or in bunches! What are ya; a mouse or a pie
> baker?
> Put 'em up, I say!
>
> Aww...I can't hitcha anyways...yer just too darned silly lookin'.
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com dept of feral ports.

Oh - uh woise goiyeh? Isle moidilize yuh! Put em up putemup!

Microcephalic S. Bob
roblindman.com dept of female parts

JaR
Tue May 31 13:36:43 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo
"The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated for all
the world to hear;

>> Thassit! C'mon over here an' putcher dukes up! Why, I oughtta...Well
>> c'mon.
>> I'll take ya on, singly or in bunches! What are ya; a mouse or a pie
>> baker?
>> Put 'em up, I say!
>>
>> Aww...I can't hitcha anyways...yer just too darned silly lookin'.
>>
>> --
>> JaR
>> Thug 10110
>> MCNGP.com dept of feral ports.
>
> Oh - uh woise goiyeh? Isle moidilize yuh! Put em up putemup!
>

Ohhh, brother! Now youse done it! Hol' me back, hol me back or I'll cream
'im one!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of eerie LARTs.

Microcephalic
Tue May 31 16:03:56 CDT 2005

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9667761FECFDAplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> Ohhh, brother! Now youse done it! Hol' me back, hol me back or I'll cream
> 'im one!
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com dept of eerie LARTs.

sumbawdy behta git disgui ta bakkit down roit qwik bakkit down oy say oor
aye swayr deys goinuh be twuba. TWUBA AYE SWAYR IT!

Microcephalic S. Bob
roblindman.com dept of cheerio FARTs

Microcephalic
Tue May 31 15:32:14 CDT 2005

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9667761FECFDAplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> Ohhh, brother! Now youse done it! Hol' me back, hol me back or I'll cream
> 'im one!
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com dept of eerie LARTs.

sumbawdy behta git disgui ta bakkit down roit qwik bakkit down oy say oor
aye swayr deys goinuh be twuba. TWUBA AYE SWAYR IT!

Microcephalic S. Bob
roblindman.com dept of cheerio FARTs

JaR
Tue May 31 16:15:31 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <?
echo "The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated
for all the world to hear;

>> Ohhh, brother! Now youse done it! Hol' me back, hol me back or I'll
>> cream 'im one!
>>
>> --
>> JaR
>> Thug 10110
>> MCNGP.com dept of eerie LARTs.
>
> sumbawdy behta git disgui ta bakkit down roit qwik bakkit down oy say
> oor aye swayr deys goinuh be twuba. TWUBA AYE SWAYR IT!
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> roblindman.com dept of cheerio FARTs

Youse can say it THREE times fakreyesakes, but if sommuddy don stop me I'se
gonna open up a can o' whuppass onnis guy annimoan sic my dawgonim!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Leery Tarts

Microcephalic
Tue May 31 16:28:20 CDT 2005

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns9667910CC2F55plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> Youse can say it THREE times fakreyesakes, but if sommuddy don stop me
> I'se
> gonna open up a can o' whuppass onnis guy annimoan sic my dawgonim!
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com dept of Leery Tarts

DASSIT! NAO UWE AH EEN TWUBA! AYE EM TEWWIN MAWM.

Microcephalic S. Bob
roblindman.com dept of Larry Tate

JaR
Tue May 31 17:42:09 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, <!-- Microcephalic S. Bob --> <? echo
"The F-Word"; ?> <!-- Unorthodox Interpretation --> expostulated for all
the world to hear;

>> Thug 10110
>> MCNGP.com dept of Leery Tarts
>
> DASSIT! NAO UWE AH EEN TWUBA! AYE EM TEWWIN MAWM.
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> roblindman.com dept of Larry Tate

MAAAAAHHMM!!! Tellimta stoppit! 'SidesitwaddntME!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com dept of Hairy Pates