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OT:+ Office Fling: Fun or Folly?
I am in a meeting / He's in a meeting:
10% of workers have had /seks/ in the office and 20% have had office affairs?
Have you ever indulged in love at work?
--
It's kinda naughty, a bit cheeky. I've never had /seks/ in the office, but I
have had a grope. Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203143
OT: A New definition of OT
Hon'ble and dishon'ble Members,
Since 99% of the posts in this group are Off-topic, and us members have
gotten used to Off-topic posts, I propose that anyone who wants to post
something that is actually ON-topic (umm... yeah, that would be
relating to MCSE) should prefix "OT" before his subject line.
The the new definition of "OT" will then be : "On-Topic". In other
words, being On-topic would render you to be Off-topic, simply because
when Off-topic topics number in the vast majority, then the On-topic
posts are just a hindrance to the group.
What do you think ?
----------
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Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris.
Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be
sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres.
All of the following prices include exam fees and a small
administration charge for the service.
Microsoft any exam :- 350 usd
ccna :- 800 usd
ccnp :- 900 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 750 usd each exam
comptia net+ :- 1200 usd
comptia security + = 1200 usd
Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd
sap each exam :- 1000 usd
oracle 9i :- 2800 usd
oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee)
bunndle offer :-
mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$
mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$
As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees
with no hidden extras.
NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do
not worry. This is a genuine offer.
We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the
official secure testing site.
After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment
via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for
MICROSOFT exams only)
This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and
UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
following details in advance.
1. Candidates full name
2. Full postal address including country.
3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving
license.
4. Landline or cell phone number
5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required.
The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little
quicker.
If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to
contact me on this
Email id...
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Lost MCSE docs to Katrina - Where do I get them?
I lost everything when Katrina hit New Orleans, including my MCSE
certification documents and card. Can someone tell me where I need to go to
get replacements.
Looked all over the MS site and got nowhere.
Thanks!
CeeJ Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203098
OT: IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/09/15/earliest.writing.ap/index.html
IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD. Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203097
Is MCSE free??? Is it availaable in India??? Can I do it online???
Dear Friends
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Can I do my MCSE online???
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--
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70-290 Exam Crashed
Hi all,
I took the 70-290 exam a month ago and it crashed twice while I was taking
it. The young lady had to come in a reboot the computer both times. One of
the crashes was after I had reviewed the questions and made a few changes.
When it came back up it would not let me view any questions so I ended the
exam and it said I failed. I don't think it kept the changes I made since I
believe I answered most of the questions correctly.
My question is, do you think it is too late to contact Prometric to see if
they will issue me a free exam voucher? I never thought of this until I read
another posting about the system crashing.
I have already set up and paid for a retake of 70-290. Using the voucher
for another exam would be ok with me.
Thanks!
Russell Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203078
OT: Could a machine think?
http://www.royalinstitutephilosophy.org/think/article.php?num=2
Printer friendly version of this article:
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Muslims blast pope's Islam speech - Muslim anger grows at Pope spe
CNN:
Muslims blast pope's Islam speech
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/09/14/pope.muslims.reut/index.html
BBC:
Muslim anger grows at Pope speech
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5347876.stm Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203071
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rsop
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massege ensure that the windows managment instrumantion (wmi) service is
enabled on the target computer Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203063
OT: OTHMAN'S GOT A GUN
<apologies to steve tyler and company>
Dum, dum, dum, BD what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, its the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, BD what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, its the sound, its the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....
Othman's got a gun
Othman's got a gun
The whole worlds come undone
From lookin straight at the sun
What did BigusD!ckus do
His legislation it went through
They say when Othman was arrested
They found him eating Gravy Train
But man, he had it comin
Now that Othman's got a gun
The newsgroup will simply go insane
Othman's got a gun
Othman's got a gun
The anti-christ, he gave him one
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now its untrue
What did BigusD!ckus do
He's stalking people lately
The man has got to be insane
They say the smell from his under
Wear, the stripe is a blunder
Knew that Othman's got no brain
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Othman's got a gun
Othman's got a gun
He's stalkin LRM - it's just begun
Now everybody, she'll become a nun
What did BigusD!ckus do
His legislation it went through
We had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
She said cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleeze
We aint never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Othman's got a gun
Othman's got a gun
Othman's got a gun
Everybody is on the run
Othman's got a gun
The anti-christ, he gave him one
Now everybodys on the run (BD, BD whats your problem)
cause Othman's got a gun (tell me it aint right)
Othman's got a gun (was it Othman's cradle robbin)
Revelations 13:1 has just begun (that made you scream at night)
Othman's got a gun
The apocalypse has just begun
Now everybodys on the run
Othman's got a gun Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 203059
OT: Ode to Mothman
With apologies to Shel Silverstein
In the swamplands long ago,
Where the weeds and mudglumps grow,
A Yipiyuk bit on my toe.
Exactly why I do not know.
I kicked and cried
And hollered "Oh"-
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
I whispered to him soft and low-
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
I shouted "Stop," "Desist" and "Whoa"-
The Yipiyuk would not let go.
Yes, it was sixteen years ago,
The Yipiyuk still won't let go.
The snow may fall,
The winds may blow-
The Yipiyuk will not let go.
The snow may melt,
The grass may grow-
The Yipiyuk will not let go.
I drag him 'round each place I go.
This Yipiyuk that won't let go.
And now my child at last you know
Exactly why I walk so slow. Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202995
OT: Wednesday Why My Son Rules
This morning I related to my eight-year-old son what had transpired only 1/2
hour earlier.
"I got up before everyone else this morning, and took JoJo (our poodle mix)
out to pee. When he was done, I discovered that I had locked myself out of
the house."
"What did you do, Daddy?"
"Well, I knocked on the door, but you were all still asleep! So, I figured
I'd better walk around to my bedroom window to try to wake mommy up by
tapping on the window. But I was a little worried because it was still dark
outside, and there's lots of cactus in the front yard, and I was afraid that
JoJo might step on a cactus."
"Why didn't you just pick JoJo up and carry him, Daddy?"
Apparently my boy has inherited his mother's common sense. Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202965
Simulation question
Hi all,
I was wondering about the marking stategy of simulation questions.
Are you marked on steps leading to an outcome? Or just the final
results?
Does the order of the tasks done affect the final mark?
Does the specific steps you take to complete a task have bearing? (for
example My computer/control panel/administrative tools/something.exe OR
start/administrative tools/something.exe).
Any help will be appreciated.
Thanks
Shan Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202960
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Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202938
First post - intro - Questions about the nature of MCSE/Study
To cut a long story short, I ended up in South Africa from Germany
where I have been in IT consulting for about 7 years - after my MBA in
London. With no formal qualifications in IT I did pretty well but have
left the environment for 2 years now so a bit of paper will go a long
way job wise...
Experience included running/managing setting up infrastructure for 65+
personnel in my own company etc so I was thinking MCSA would be down my
street - MCSE only one exam further.
Self study is the only practicable route here because of geography but
also something I've done and enjoyed before. The main problem here is
isolation as there are few intelligent minds to spar with within 50km.
On the self-study route, I see a lot of books out there and resources
catering for the MCSE qualification - a lot of dubious reviews - either
in their quality or their verifiable veracity...
IME, the right books always have one thing in common - they meet the
readers learning style and more often than not, a single book cannot
fulfil the purpose.
My learning style goes through 3 different phases: Map out the country
side, plot a course and follow it as best possible taking into account
new obstacles and objectives... In study terms, that means the
following:
Context: A book which covers the material in the best way possible -
probably a standard course book - or teacher's guide (better)
Application: A book that focusses on using the material learned - best
damn server 2003 book rings a bell
Examination: Yup - how to ace that exam - or pass it on a really off
day. test papers... you know...
I've used free online resources before as well (shows my age - the
internet was more useful in 2000 ;)) but I really don't want to focus
on that...
Looking at the MCDST, that should be a breeze, Networking too... Server
environment I'd need to touch up a bit but realistically, those are
only the practical aspects - not the academic application of passing
the test.
Now for my questions... what books give a good grounding and practical
reference for the materials and tests covered in these exams?
Is self study what 90% of people paying their own way do?
What are the pass quotas typically? 50% of the class passes? 80%?? an
indication as to whether it's actually difficult in other words...
Where can I see outlines of the course materials?
Thanks.
cb Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202912
OT: Tuesday Training
Yay! Go Microsoft High!
I wonder if they have a football team.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/09/07/school.of.future.ap/index.html
http://tinyurl.com/pp58s Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202879
Happy BD Catwalker
Where ever you are
--
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- There are 10 different kinds of people in this world...those who
understand binary and those who don't. Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202856
courses 2439 & 2433 with it??
Hi,
I've been checking around on the internet about scripting in the windows
environment to simplify life of a network admin and to make things more
interesting.
Ok the question is as follows. I've found that Microsoft has the following
courses out on scripting (2439 - Scripting MS Windows Management
Instrumentation & 2433 - Visual Basic Script and Windows Script Host
Essentials), what are your opinion about the courses & is it worth taking
these courses?
Is it compatible with Windows Vista, or does Vista come with other methods
of scripting?
Any information and opinion about this subject plz.
Thanx Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202854
OT: "A sad day" explained...
The insanity of the world is exactly like a dog barking in your neighbors
yard, all night long, once every 15 seconds, for no reason, except for the
odd moments where it skips the interval to make you think it stopped.
You have quasi-limited choices. Here, for your internal Terminator Choice
Display, they be listed, arr.
You can either:
A. listen to it and suffer and wait
B. turn on some music and try to ignore it
C. Yell 'stfu', at which point you've given the dog more reason to bark
D. Plot to kill it later
E. Wake up the neighbors and tell them that their dog needs to stfu
F. Post a message to the Internet about it.
G. Call someone at 4 a.m. and talk about life, the universe, and everything.
H. OTHMAN says: sorry (essentially, become deranged and insane yourself)
I. Go somewhere else (provided you have a spacecraft) [mental note: build
spacecraft]
J. Find the words 'INTERNEIL' in the Bible Code Crossword Puzzle and prove
once and for all that Neil is the Anti-Neil (he died for our sins, whereas
the real Neil is evil)
K. Find the barbeque sauce, some tongs, a flamethrower, hop the fence,
remembering that a bib and a roll of 'Brawny' are essential.
L. Pee, or poop, on things, perhaps both, or perhaps into a receptacle which
is conducive to creating a projectile weapon.
M. <audience input M-Y>
N. <audience input M-Y>
O. <audience input M-Y>
P. <audience input M-Y>
Q. <audience input M-Y>
R. <audience input M-Y>
S. <audience input M-Y>
T. <audience input M-Y>
U. <audience input M-Y>
V. <audience input M-Y>
X. <audience input M-Y>
Y. <audience input M-Y>
Z. None of the above
And these, crystal warrior, these are tools YOU can use in your everyday
life, until you die.
IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD.
Microcephalic S. Bob
http://www.gopher-tennis.com/ Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202849
How does microsoft score the exams?
I took the 70-290 today and got an 850. 700 passes, what is considered
perfect, 900? Tag: OT: Internet is for .... Tag: 202803
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guarantee...No need to go to any testing centre...we will do everything
on behalf of you...
We own several test centres worldwide and are able to offer you this
fantastic service.
If you would like a 100% guaranteed pass, then please read on
further......
Mail only at this email id :- all_certs@yahoo.com
We are able to offer a guaranteed pass for the following: Microsoft,
Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris.
Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be
sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres.
All of the following prices include exam fees and a small
administration charge for the service.
Microsoft any exam :- 350 usd
ccna :- 800 usd
ccnp :- 900 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 750 usd each exam
comptia net+ :- 1200 usd
comptia security + = 1200 usd
Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd
sap each exam :- 1000 usd
oracle 9i :- 2800 usd
oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee)
bunndle offer :-
mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$
mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$
As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees
with no hidden extras.
NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do
not worry. This is a genuine offer.
We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the
official secure testing site.
After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment
via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for
MICROSOFT exams only)
This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and
UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
following details in advance.
1. Candidates full name
2. Full postal address including country.
3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving
license.
4. Landline or cell phone number
5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required.
The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little
quicker.
If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to
contact me on this
Email id...
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