The InterNeil Theme Song

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9747A010B746ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of PC LOAD LETTER:
>
>> I need a picture of Neil's head. Is Neil one of the men who look like
>> Kenny Rogers?
>
> No, Neil is more like one of the men that look like Sonny Bono:
>
> http://photobucket.com/albums/e219/plente/?action=view&current=NeilM.jpg

Ok. So, the InterNeil theme song goes like this, then [opening word bag.
spilling. sorting]...

////
"I got you Web" - microcephalic s bob - apologies to the bono's of the sonny
persuasion

They say we've got open ports, with crystal reports, and we will code until
we can code no mo
well I don't know if all that's true cause we got the InterNeil and baby,
the InterNeil got you

Web.
I got you Web.I got you Web.

They say our router cable is bent, no matter how much as we type, the
packets won't get sent
I guess thats so, we don't have a dot com, but in this here document...
somewhere... there's a DOM

I've got sockets, I can ping. I got your site, on my web ring.
And when I'm sad.... if the server is down.... your mirror is there.... it's
always AROOWWNND

so let them say your function's too long, cause I don't care, with GNU I
can't go wrong
Then put your porn site online, there ain't no mail that we can't read with
PINE

Web.
I got you Web.I got you Web.

I got you logged onto the LAN
I got you to read my dot plan

I got you to FTP
I got you to share MP3s

I got you to download my files
I got you to write css styles

I got you, on my VOIP call
I got you, I won't uninstall

I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you Web.I
got you Web.
///

Microcephalic S. Bob

lowdes
Tue Jan 10 20:54:58 CST 2006

blah!

"PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:%23SN5fRkFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> "JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9747A010B746ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
>> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
>> the plaintive wail of PC LOAD LETTER:
>>
>>> I need a picture of Neil's head. Is Neil one of the men who look like
>>> Kenny Rogers?
>>
>> No, Neil is more like one of the men that look like Sonny Bono:
>>
>> http://photobucket.com/albums/e219/plente/?action=view&current=NeilM.jpg
>
> Ok. So, the InterNeil theme song goes like this, then [opening word bag.
> spilling. sorting]...
>
> ////
> "I got you Web" - microcephalic s bob - apologies to the bono's of the
> sonny persuasion
>
> They say we've got open ports, with crystal reports, and we will code
> until we can code no mo
> well I don't know if all that's true cause we got the InterNeil and baby,
> the InterNeil got you
>
> Web.
> I got you Web.I got you Web.
>
> They say our router cable is bent, no matter how much as we type, the
> packets won't get sent
> I guess thats so, we don't have a dot com, but in this here document...
> somewhere... there's a DOM
>
> I've got sockets, I can ping. I got your site, on my web ring.
> And when I'm sad.... if the server is down.... your mirror is there....
> it's always AROOWWNND
>
> so let them say your function's too long, cause I don't care, with GNU I
> can't go wrong
> Then put your porn site online, there ain't no mail that we can't read
> with PINE
>
> Web.
> I got you Web.I got you Web.
>
> I got you logged onto the LAN
> I got you to read my dot plan
>
> I got you to FTP
> I got you to share MP3s
>
> I got you to download my files
> I got you to write css styles
>
> I got you, on my VOIP call
> I got you, I won't uninstall
>
> I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you Web.I
> got you Web.
> ///
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
>
>

PC
Tue Jan 10 21:38:09 CST 2006


"lowdes" <low_pervert@yuho.com> wrote

> blah!

Thank you. Anything that meets with your disapproval or causes you to be
disgusted... has MERIT.

I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent about
the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder from the
hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich with the
salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a spanking from an ugly
fat woman playing basketball with short hair, self-centered selfish
self-serving self-service pump (on a stick) self.

Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.

LRM
Tue Jan 10 21:54:29 CST 2006

"PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:ONn%23jBmFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> "lowdes" <low_pervert@yuho.com> wrote
>
>> blah!
>
> Thank you. Anything that meets with your disapproval or causes you to be
> disgusted... has MERIT.
>
> I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent
> about the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder from
> the hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
> spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich with
> the salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a spanking from
> an ugly fat woman playing basketball with short hair, self-centered
> selfish self-serving self-service pump (on a stick) self.
>
> Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.
>
Do you suppose they make an ointment for easing the infection that caused
his dilapidated rejoinder? He really should have used a condom on that.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
I am not a fat man

Lasher
Tue Jan 10 22:45:34 CST 2006

"PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
news:ONn#jBmFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> "lowdes" <low_pervert@yuho.com> wrote
>
>> blah!
>
> Thank you. Anything that meets with your disapproval or causes you to
> be disgusted... has MERIT.
>
> I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent
> about the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder
> from the hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
> spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich
> with the salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a
> spanking from an ugly fat woman playing basketball with short hair,
> self-centered selfish self-serving self-service pump (on a stick)
> self.
>
> Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.
>
>
>

I just call him a penguin fusker and get over it.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Lasher
Tue Jan 10 22:57:55 CST 2006

"PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
news:#SN5fRkFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> "JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9747A010B746ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
>> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of
>> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the plaintive wail of PC LOAD
>> LETTER:
>>
>>> I need a picture of Neil's head. Is Neil one of the men who look
>>> like Kenny Rogers?
>>
>> No, Neil is more like one of the men that look like Sonny Bono:
>>
>> http://photobucket.com/albums/e219/plente/?
action=view&current=NeilM.j
>> pg
>
> Ok. So, the InterNeil theme song goes like this, then [opening word
> bag. spilling. sorting]...
>
> ////
> "I got you Web" - microcephalic s bob - apologies to the bono's of the
> sonny persuasion
>
> They say we've got open ports, with crystal reports, and we will code
> until we can code no mo
> well I don't know if all that's true cause we got the InterNeil and
> baby, the InterNeil got you
>
> Web.
> I got you Web.I got you Web.
>
> They say our router cable is bent, no matter how much as we type, the
> packets won't get sent
> I guess thats so, we don't have a dot com, but in this here
> document... somewhere... there's a DOM
>
> I've got sockets, I can ping. I got your site, on my web ring.
> And when I'm sad.... if the server is down.... your mirror is
> there.... it's always AROOWWNND
>
> so let them say your function's too long, cause I don't care, with GNU
> I can't go wrong
> Then put your porn site online, there ain't no mail that we can't read
> with PINE
>
> Web.
> I got you Web.I got you Web.
>
> I got you logged onto the LAN
> I got you to read my dot plan
>
> I got you to FTP
> I got you to share MP3s
>
> I got you to download my files
> I got you to write css styles
>
> I got you, on my VOIP call
> I got you, I won't uninstall
>
> I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you
> Web.I got you Web.
> ///
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
>
>

They should play that on XM and on Sirius.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

PC
Tue Jan 10 23:04:23 CST 2006


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns9747E78629736lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
> "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in
> news:ONn#jBmFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> "lowdes" <low_pervert@yuho.com> wrote
>>
>>> blah!
>>
>> Thank you. Anything that meets with your disapproval or causes you to
>> be disgusted... has MERIT.
>>
>> I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent
>> about the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder
>> from the hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
>> spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich
>> with the salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a
>> spanking from an ugly fat woman playing basketball with short hair,
>> self-centered selfish self-serving self-service pump (on a stick)
>> self.
>>
>> Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.
>>
>>
>>
>
> I just call him a penguin fusker and get over it.

I like to type.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 07:52:12 CST 2006

"lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:6s_wf.30831$Dk.11099@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> blah!

Now I know that you have neither a sense of humor, or taste.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 07:52:44 CST 2006

"PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:%23SN5fRkFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Ok. So, the InterNeil theme song goes like this, then [opening word bag.
> spilling. sorting]...

No more calls, please, we have PotW.

kpg
Wed Jan 11 08:22:28 CST 2006

PC LOAD LETTER <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> said something like

> "I got you Web" - microcephalic s bob - apologies to the bono's of the
> sonny persuasion


That post makes all those long hours of reading your prior 5
posts worthwhile.

kpg

Neil
Wed Jan 11 08:36:38 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:#SN5fRkFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> "JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9747A010B746ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
>> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of
>> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the plaintive wail of PC LOAD
>> LETTER:
>>
>>> I need a picture of Neil's head. Is Neil one of the men who look
>>> like Kenny Rogers?
>>
>> No, Neil is more like one of the men that look like Sonny Bono:
>>
>> http://photobucket.com/albums/e219/plente/?action=view&current=NeilM.j
>> pg
>
> Ok. So, the InterNeil theme song goes like this, then [opening word
> bag. spilling. sorting]...
>
> ////
> "I got you Web" - microcephalic s bob - apologies to the bono's of the
> sonny persuasion
>
> They say we've got open ports, with crystal reports, and we will code
> until we can code no mo
> well I don't know if all that's true cause we got the InterNeil and
> baby, the InterNeil got you
>
> Web.
> I got you Web.I got you Web.
>
> They say our router cable is bent, no matter how much as we type, the
> packets won't get sent
> I guess thats so, we don't have a dot com, but in this here
> document... somewhere... there's a DOM
>
> I've got sockets, I can ping. I got your site, on my web ring.
> And when I'm sad.... if the server is down.... your mirror is
> there.... it's always AROOWWNND
>
> so let them say your function's too long, cause I don't care, with GNU
> I can't go wrong
> Then put your porn site online, there ain't no mail that we can't read
> with PINE
>
> Web.
> I got you Web.I got you Web.
>
> I got you logged onto the LAN
> I got you to read my dot plan
>
> I got you to FTP
> I got you to share MP3s
>
> I got you to download my files
> I got you to write css styles
>
> I got you, on my VOIP call
> I got you, I won't uninstall
>
> I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you Web.I got you Web. I got you
> Web.I got you Web.
> ///
>
> Microcephalic S. Bob
>
>
>

I knew one day, songs would be writen about me...

...I await my Klingon opera...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 08:39:16 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:emnWvxmFGHA.1312@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> I like to type.

NO! Really?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- There are 10 different kinds of people in this world...those who
understand binary and those who don't.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 08:38:53 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:O8ek7KmFGHA.3120
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> dilapidated rejoinder?

can that even be repaired?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- There are 10 different kinds of people in this world...those who
understand binary and those who don't.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 08:38:25 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:ONn#jBmFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent
> about the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder
> from the hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
> spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich
> with the salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a
> spanking from an ugly fat woman playing basketball with short hair,
> self-centered selfish self-serving self-service pump (on a stick)
> self.
>
> Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.

YOU!!!!! gord that was funny.....

TMMLTIPM

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Neil
Wed Jan 11 08:49:46 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:u
$H7LZrFGHA.1396@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> No more calls, please, we have PotW.

here, here.

where, where?

there, there...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- I want to get in shape, but the gym is two flights up.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 09:01:01 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9748621146BEAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> TMMLTIPM

I think I need to consider investing in companies that market adult diapers.

Briscobar
Wed Jan 11 09:14:34 CST 2006

PC LOAD LETTER <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> rambled:
>
> I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent
> about the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder
> from the hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
> spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich
> with the salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a
> spanking from an ugly fat woman playing basketball with short hair,
> self-centered selfish self-serving self-service pump (on a stick)
> self.
>
> Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.

You watched House last night, didn't you?

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com owes me 35 bucks.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 09:31:18 CST 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:OC2uMGsFGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> PC LOAD LETTER <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> rambled:
>>
>> I'm glad I wasted your time, and was pleased and amused and flatulent
>> about the fact that I received inarticulate and dilapidated rejoinder
>> from the hole in your salad manifesting, word bag spilling,
>> spleen-lick-tongue-taco-oil stained, uterus on a stick in greenwich
>> with the salamander in my eye, cornucopia molesting, deserves a
>> spanking from an ugly fat woman playing basketball with short hair,
>> self-centered selfish self-serving self-service pump (on a stick)
>> self.
>>
>> Also, let me add that really big words sound cool.
>
> You watched House last night, didn't you?

Dang it, I like that show, and I was bummed because I decided to watch part
II of "Country Boys" which was on FrontLine (PBS), and because of that I
missed (from what I've heard) William Shatner opening his cell phone to the
sound effects of a Star Trek communicator on Boston Legal! Dang it! I need
a TIVO (and cable).

The strange thing about watching Country Boys, which was a documentary about
two kids in David, Kentucky, is that it made me understand my ex-wife a
whole lot better. There's some weird people in Kentucky, and apparently in
neighboring Indiana (where the ex is from).

kpg
Wed Jan 11 10:00:38 CST 2006

> There's some weird people in Kentucky,
> and apparently in neighboring Indiana (where the ex is from).

My wife is from Indiana.

And yes, I agree. my in-laws are, um, different.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

kpg

Jtyc
Wed Jan 11 10:14:23 CST 2006

> My wife is from Indiana.
>
> And yes, I agree. my in-laws are, um, different.

Hey there slugger, watch what your saying about the great state of Indiana!



/wifes from Indiana as well.





Wait a tick, are they from Southern Indiana? Are you my brother in-law?

JaR
Wed Jan 11 10:14:31 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

> ...I await my Klingon opera...

Hopefully, it will be better than the Vogon poetry.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
The Meek shall inherit the earth - after we're through with it.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 10:21:11 CST 2006

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns974865F466459ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> There's some weird people in Kentucky,
>> and apparently in neighboring Indiana (where the ex is from).
>
> My wife is from Indiana.
>
> And yes, I agree. my in-laws are, um, different.
>
>
> Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Wow... and this coming from someone in Louisiana?

How do y'all communicate with such different accents?

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 10:22:08 CST 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:us3Z$nsFGHA.3000@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> My wife is from Indiana.
>>
>> And yes, I agree. my in-laws are, um, different.
>
> Hey there slugger, watch what your saying about the great state of
> Indiana!
>
>
>
> /wifes from Indiana as well.
>
>
>
>
>
> Wait a tick, are they from Southern Indiana? Are you my brother in-law?

This is just getting scary.

My ex was from Bloomfield, a little southwest of Bloomington.

Jtyc
Wed Jan 11 10:23:56 CST 2006

> Hopefully, it will be better than the Vogon poetry.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

Or make your own!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

See, see the Old sky
Marvel at its big olive-drab depths.
Tell me, Steve do you
Wonder why the marmet ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel tired.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your shigdigle facial growth
That looks like
A pie.
What's more, it knows
Your feldercarp potting shed
Smells of snail.
Everything under the big Old sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fishs.

Jtyc
Wed Jan 11 10:26:05 CST 2006

> This is just getting scary.
> My ex was from Bloomfield, a little southwest of Bloomington.

Maybe we should start a club.





Brotherhood of the Indy wives.

JaR
Wed Jan 11 10:30:29 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Jtyc:

> Brotherhood of the Indy wives.

Eeeep! Sounds like something that involves Dark Rites.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

kpg
Wed Jan 11 10:48:45 CST 2006

Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\185595.htm (1/11/2006
> 10:48:38 AM) # "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns974865F466459ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>>> There's some weird people in Kentucky,
>>> and apparently in neighboring Indiana (where the ex is from).
>>
>> My wife is from Indiana.
>>
>> And yes, I agree. my in-laws are, um, different.
>>
>>
>> Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>
> Wow... and this coming from someone in Louisiana?
>
> How do y'all communicate with such different accents?


I don't have an accent, yall.

kpg
Wed Jan 11 10:52:11 CST 2006

The wife is from Richmound.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 10:58:02 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:OMFJW$rFGHA.3728@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> I think I need to consider investing in companies that market adult
> diapers.

why would laughing till I paddled myself require a diaper?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- A sadist is someone who's kind to a masochist.

Jtyc
Wed Jan 11 11:02:07 CST 2006

> The wife is from Richmound.

Holland.

JaR
Wed Jan 11 11:07:11 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Jtyc:

>> The wife is from Richmound.
>
> Holland.
>
>
>

Weippe.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 11:07:26 CST 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:uxEQVtsFGHA.1288@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
> Thy micturations are to me
> As plurdled gabbleblotchits
> On a lurgid bee.
> Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
> And hooptiously drangle me
> with crinkly bindlewurdles,
> Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
> See if I don't.

HEY!?!?! That wasn't about the InterNeil...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 11:09:00 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:
#wvyQQsFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Dang it, I like that show,

me 2

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30


- Isn't it a shame ignorance isn't painful?

kpg
Wed Jan 11 11:09:54 CST 2006

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\185612.htm (1/11/2006
> 11:10:03 AM) #
>> The wife is from Richmound.
>
> Holland.

They have dikes there, don't they?

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 11:09:32 CST 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:uD0HiusFGHA.1088@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> This is just getting scary.
>> My ex was from Bloomfield, a little southwest of Bloomington.
>
> Maybe we should start a club.
>
>
>
>
>
> Brotherhood of the Indy wives.

Please tell me your wife's name is not Lisa. If it is, run like hell.

Neil
Wed Jan 11 11:10:02 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9748568C834F9Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

>> Brotherhood of the Indy wives.
>
> Eeeep! Sounds like something that involves Dark Rites.

or a goat.....hang on, my wifes not from Indy

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Jtyc
Wed Jan 11 11:26:38 CST 2006

> Please tell me your wife's name is not Lisa. If it is, run like hell.

*doublechecks*


Nope.

Jtyc
Wed Jan 11 11:26:10 CST 2006

> They have dikes there, don't they?

You're thinking of a different Holland methinks.

Frisbee®
Wed Jan 11 11:41:16 CST 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:eK5YXQtFGHA.2320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> Please tell me your wife's name is not Lisa. If it is, run like hell.
>
> *doublechecks*
>
>
> Nope.

She coulda changed her name, you know. She's sneaky like that!

kpg
Wed Jan 11 11:42:45 CST 2006

Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> said something like

> She coulda changed her name, you know. She's sneaky like that!

lol

Neil
Wed Jan 11 11:47:16 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:
#kUS4YtFGHA.3588@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> She's sneaky like that!

isn't this the single sentence definition of "wife"

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- He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll go for his wallet.

Briscobar
Wed Jan 11 12:19:43 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:
> #wvyQQsFGHA.2896@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>> Dang it, I like that show,
>
> me 2


My buddy Fenore watches is every week, religiously. I'd only seen the first
episode until we watched some of season 1 on DVD. Gotta say, I'm impressed.
I mean, I'm no doctor, but it seems kind of far-fetched that he can diagnose
some crazy, off-the-wall disease because he found a slice of ham in some
chicks fridge. But whatever, it's entertaining.

And yeah, Fris, you missed a good one last night. Funny as hell. Although I
don't watch Boston Legal, so I can't comment on Shatner's cell phone.

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