My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are giving
me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna stop
posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something that
does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.

Seeya.

Re: Improving my life... by CBIC

CBIC
Thu Sep 28 08:10:09 CDT 2006


"~~~ Flowers For Algernon [28:06:42:12] ~~~"
<http://www.planetoftheheads.com> wrote in message
news:%23dzB1bq4GHA.292@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
> thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are
> giving
> me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna
> stop
> posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something
> that
> does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
>
> Seeya.
>
>
Quitter.



Re: OT: Improving my life... by JaR

JaR
Thu Sep 28 08:25:52 CDT 2006

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:41:18 -0700, ~~~ Flowers For Algernon [28:06:42:12]
~~~ cast into the ether:

> My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
> thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are giving
> me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna stop
> posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something that
> does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
>
> Seeya.

Oh, well. Have a nice life.

Always remember:

http://photopile.com/photos/tresser/tungsten/149741.jpg

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Re: Improving my life... by Briscobar

Briscobar
Thu Sep 28 08:39:29 CDT 2006


"~~~ Flowers For Algernon [28:06:42:12] ~~~"
<http://www.planetoftheheads.com> wrote in message
news:%23dzB1bq4GHA.292@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
> thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are
> giving
> me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna
> stop
> posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something
> that
> does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
>
> Seeya.
>
>

Mr. Algernonphalic S. Bob,

Our time together was brief yet memorable. I relish the fact that we spent
those glorious days spending hours upon hours watching the clouds roll by,
just sharing our thoughts. The all-too-brief romance we shared was nothing
short of spectacular, and I am eternally grateful to you for the way you
treated me like no other. I will always remember you, Mr. Microalgernon Bob.
It is with great regret that I say my goodbyes now, but as they say, all
good things must come to an end. May the wind always be at your back and the
sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance
with the stars. Goodbye, lover.

Yours always,

Ken


PS - Good luck with the headaches.



Re: Improving my life... by BD[MCNGP]>

BD[MCNGP]>
Thu Sep 28 08:56:38 CDT 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uQjSsNw4GHA.1244@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>
> Mr. Algernonphalic S. Bob,
>
> Our time together was brief yet memorable. I relish the fact that we spent
> those glorious days spending hours upon hours watching the clouds roll by,
> just sharing our thoughts. The all-too-brief romance we shared was nothing
> short of spectacular, and I am eternally grateful to you for the way you
> treated me like no other. I will always remember you, Mr. Microalgernon
Bob.
> It is with great regret that I say my goodbyes now, but as they say, all
> good things must come to an end. May the wind always be at your back and
the
> sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance
> with the stars. Goodbye, lover.
>
> Yours always,
>
> Ken
>
>
> PS - Good luck with the headaches.
>
>
Is that your "Dear Jane" form letter? Got that saved for the chickees when
you dump them?

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Re: Improving my life... by Jtyc

Jtyc
Thu Sep 28 09:33:29 CDT 2006

You are way over thinking it if this group is giving you a headache. It
should be the opposite.



Most people here don't think at all.



Re: Improving my life... by Lnkwizard2

Lnkwizard2
Thu Sep 28 10:10:42 CDT 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:%23PafAsw4GHA.512@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> You are way over thinking it if this group is giving you a headache. It
> should be the opposite.
>
>
>
> Most people here don't think at all.
>
I do, at least when she gives me permission to think.



Re: Improving my life... by Briscobar

Briscobar
Thu Sep 28 11:09:57 CDT 2006


<BD[MCNGP]> wrote in message news:uTZBeXw4GHA.3444@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>
> Is that your "Dear Jane" form letter? Got that saved for the chickees when
> you dump them?

Yeah, but I'm not a total dick. I at least change the name.



Re: Improving my life... by BD

BD
Thu Sep 28 11:20:25 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Briscobar (youcant@sendmespam.com) graced us with in
uGL8Yhx4GHA.2208@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl?<<
> <BD[MCNGP]> wrote in message
> news:uTZBeXw4GHA.3444@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>>
>> Is that your "Dear Jane" form letter? Got that saved for the
>> chickees when you dump them?
>
> Yeah, but I'm not a total dick. I at least change the name.
>
Mighty white of you!
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Re: OT: Improving my life... by kpg

kpg
Thu Sep 28 13:10:25 CDT 2006

You'll be back. They always come back.


Re: Improving my life... by Neil

Neil
Thu Sep 28 15:08:34 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:#PafAsw4GHA.512@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> You are way over thinking it if this group is giving you a headache.
> It should be the opposite.
>
>
>
> Most people here don't think at all.
>
>
>

me, for example

--
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Re: OT: Improving my life... by Neil

Neil
Thu Sep 28 15:11:05 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in news:Xns984C8605D152ipostthereforeiam@
127.0.0.1:

> You'll be back. They always come back.
>
>

I have also been considering my departure from this froup. Truth be told, I
have a new job I will be movin to in the near future (yeah, ok, stuper
s3krit site...) and I am not sure I should be expending energy here.

...but I'm just not sure I can take the withsoutherndrawl symptums.

--
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- Confucius say: Better copulate than never

Re: OT: Improving my life... by kpg

kpg
Fri Sep 29 10:37:08 CDT 2006

As Neil once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> and I am not sure I should be expending
> energy here.

Hey, if you're expending too much energy here it's you own
darn fault. No one asked you to become the all time highest
monthly poster - well, OK, someone did kinda ask for it, but
that's beside the point.

And what's this sudden outbreak of "I need to concentrate on
my work" nonsense? I should be concentrating on my work too
but I've learned to overcome it. Over? Did you say "over"?
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the
Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? He11 no!

I for one am reaffirming my allegiance to Office Space. I
suggest you immediately drop everything and find yourself
an overweight near death hypnotherapist.

kp "um...now get back to work" g


Re: OT: Improving my life... by JaR

JaR
Fri Sep 29 12:41:14 CDT 2006

On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:11:05 -0700, Neil cast into the ether:

> I have also been considering my departure from this froup. Truth be told, I
> have a new job I will be movin to in the near future (yeah, ok, stuper
> s3krit site...) and I am not sure I should be expending energy here.
>

What???


That is quite possibly the craziest in a long history or crazy
statements that I have ever heard. And I've heard some crazy statements,
let me tell you!

If your new job is so onerous that you will suddenly find yourself without
the few minutes everyday that you spend shooting the crap in here, then
you are selling yourself into slavery! Slavery! Do you hear me?

Or are you concerned that your new employer might frown on your ecreating
in a technical group?

Fsck 'em! You are a trained sysadmin! The web is your playground! Your
right to waste company resourses on frivolity is a Ghod-Given Right!

By the spiked and festering balls of Cthulhu, man, get a grip on yourself.

> ...but I'm just not sure I can take the
withsoutherndrawl symptums.

And then there's that, as well.

HTH. HAND.

--
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MCNGP 22
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Re: OT: Improving my life... by CBIC

CBIC
Fri Sep 29 12:53:46 CDT 2006


"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.09.29.17.41.14.355061@lakabux.com...
> Fsck 'em! You are a trained sysadmin! The web is your playground! Your
> right to waste company resourses on frivolity is a Ghod-Given Right!

I'm gonna have this put on my business card. Oh and PotD.



Re: Improving my life... by Stan

Stan
Fri Sep 29 13:27:32 CDT 2006

> My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
> thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are
> giving
> me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna
> stop
> posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something
> that
> does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
>
> Seeya.

Finally got a job at Burger King have you looser?



Re: OT: Improving my life... by Stan

Stan
Fri Sep 29 13:28:53 CDT 2006

> Always remember:
>
> http://photopile.com/photos/tresser/tungsten/149741.jpg

Crap, I'm actually in agreement with a looser from the MCNGP unemployed
gang!



Re: OT: Improving my life... by BD

BD
Fri Sep 29 13:40:57 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Stan (StanTheMan@yahooo.com) graced us with in
12hqp9348cths64@corp.supernews.com?<<
>> Always remember:
>>
>> http://photopile.com/photos/tresser/tungsten/149741.jpg
>
> Crap, I'm actually in agreement with a looser from the MCNGP
> unemployed gang!
>
Why do you morons insist on saying we are looser? We are the tightest group of
people you will ever meet? And I can guarantee that at least 90% of us are
making more money doing whatever we do than you will ever see in a lifetime.
You really should get some facts before you just start flapping your pole hole
with all of those speculations.
--
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Re: Improving my life... by BD

BD
Fri Sep 29 13:43:54 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Stan (StanTheMan@yahooo.com) graced us with in
12hqp6imv7vci10@corp.supernews.com?<<
>> My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess
>> superflouos thinking about things that simply are not real or do not
>> matter, are giving
>> me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm
>> gonna stop
>> posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into
>> something that
>> does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
>>
>> Seeya.
>
> Finally got a job at Burger King have you looser?
>
Stile cun't spoil cun yuo moran?
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Re: OT: Improving my life... by CBIC

CBIC
Fri Sep 29 13:56:26 CDT 2006


"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
news:ewEzGc$4GHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

your pole hole

Funny



Re: OT: Improving my life... by Cerebrus

Cerebrus
Fri Sep 29 14:36:44 CDT 2006


CBIC wrote:

> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2006.09.29.17.41.14.355061@lakabux.com...
> > Fsck 'em! You are a trained sysadmin! The web is your playground! Your
> > right to waste company resourses on frivolity is a Ghod-Given Right!
>
> I'm gonna have this put on my business card. Oh and PotD.

Seconded and added to site.


Re: OT: Improving my life... by BD

BD
Fri Sep 29 15:12:44 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what CBIC (spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com) graced us with in
e%23hSkk$4GHA.3404@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl?<<
> "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
> news:ewEzGc$4GHA.3452@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
> your pole hole
>
> Funny
>
It seems to have shut him up....let's see how long the 'looser' sticks around
this time.
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Re: OT: Improving my life... by Neil

Neil
Sat Sep 30 19:00:12 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns984D6C0774423ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> I for one am reaffirming my allegiance to Office Space. I
> suggest you immediately drop everything and find yourself
> an overweight near death hypnotherapist.
>

I will consider it, but there are a couple of things that tell me that I
should pay attention in the new job, and one of them is my wife. She thinks
that buying food and stuff will be easier if I have a job.

--
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- And on the eighth day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."

Re: OT: Improving my life... by Neil

Neil
Sat Sep 30 20:51:41 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:pan.2006.09.29.17.41.14.355061@lakabux.com:

> On Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:11:05 -0700, Neil cast into the ether:
>
>> I have also been considering my departure from this froup. Truth be
>> told, I have a new job I will be movin to in the near future (yeah,
>> ok, stuper s3krit site...) and I am not sure I should be expending
>> energy here.
>>
>
> What???
>
>
> That is quite possibly the craziest in a long history or crazy
> statements that I have ever heard. And I've heard some crazy
> statements, let me tell you!


some of them from me...

>
> If your new job is so onerous that you will suddenly find yourself
> without the few minutes everyday that you spend shooting the crap in
> here, then you are selling yourself into slavery! Slavery! Do you hear
> me?

aw, h3ll no! same employer!

>
> Or are you concerned that your new employer might frown on your
> ecreating in a technical group?

It would be my choice, not someone elses.

>
> Fsck 'em! You are a trained sysadmin! The web is your playground! Your
> right to waste company resourses on frivolity is a Ghod-Given Right!
>

well, the new job would be none of the above.

> By the spiked and festering balls of Cthulhu, man, get a grip on
> yourself.
>
>> ...but I'm just not sure I can take the
> withsoutherndrawl symptums.
>
> And then there's that, as well.
>
> HTH. HAND.
>

I have tried to add to the stuper secrit site twice tonight, but have
navigated off teh page once and timed out once and JUST DON'T FELL LIKE
WRITING TEH 4 PAGER AGAIN TONIGHT!... maybe tomorrow...

--
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- I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!

Re: OT: Improving my life... by Anger

Anger
Sun Oct 01 05:01:22 CDT 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns984ECB80B5A3Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
> news:Xns984D6C0774423ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
> > I for one am reaffirming my allegiance to Office Space. I
> > suggest you immediately drop everything and find yourself
> > an overweight near death hypnotherapist.
> >
>
> I will consider it, but there are a couple of things that tell me that I
> should pay attention in the new job, and one of them is my wife. She
thinks
> that buying food and stuff will be easier if I have a job.

Fear not, Neil. You will remain a part of this group without even having to
type a word.



Re: Improving my life... by JaR

JaR
Tue Oct 03 15:50:00 CDT 2006

On Fri, 29 Sep 2006 19:27:32 +0100, Stan cast into the ether:

> Finally got a job at Burger King have you looser?

Please stop doing that. You look like enough of an idiot anyway without
continually implying that we are not tight.

The word you want is:
"los·er (lÅ«'zÉ?r)
n.
One that fails to win: the losers of the game. One who takes loss in a
specified way: a graceful loser; a poor loser. One that fails
consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills: â??losers
at home seeking wealth and glory in undeveloped countriesâ?? (Arthur M.
Schlesinger, Jr.). One that is bad in quality: That book is a real loser."

Sometimes, we refer to losers as lusers, or even clusers, when we are
taliking about the simple minded souls that seem bent on screwing up the
machines, and/or networks, that we admin.

The term that most lusers seem to type, however, when they make their
trollish crap posts in here, always is "looser" whose definition is:

"loose (lūs)
adj., loos·er, loos·est.
Not fastened, restrained, or contained: loose bricks. Not taut, fixed, or
rigid: a loose anchor line; a loose chair leg. Free from confinement or
imprisonment; unfettered: criminals loose in the neighborhood; dogs that
are loose on the streets. Not tight-fitting or tightly fitted: loose
shoes. Not bound, bundled, stapled, or gathered together: loose papers.
Not compact or dense in arrangement or structure: loose gravel. Lacking a
sense of restraint or responsibility; idle: loose talk. Not formal;
relaxed: a loose atmosphere at the club. Lacking conventional moral
restraint in sexual behavior. Not literal or exact: a loose translation.
Characterized by a free movement of fluids in the body: a loose cough;
loose bowels."

Heh, I rather think the last def there is somewhat appropos, nicht war?

Point is, it seems that whenever I see the word spelled in thew latter
way, it never fails that the post in which it was contained was some
idiotic spew from a semi literate goofball.

HTH, HAND.

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Re: Improving my life... by John_Galt*EditUndo

John_Galt*EditUndo
Tue Oct 03 17:36:57 CDT 2006


"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.10.03.20.50.00.481185@lakabux.com...
> Sometimes, we refer to losers as lusers, or even clusers, when we are
> taliking about the simple minded souls that seem bent on screwing up the
> machines, and/or networks, that we admin.

Simple minded souls keep the machines running. Complex minded souls set the
machines on fire.

SYS64738



Re: Improving my life... by BD[MCNGP]>

BD[MCNGP]>
Tue Oct 03 17:56:18 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.10.03.20.50.00.481185@lakabux.com...

> Point is, it seems that whenever I see the word spelled in thew latter
> way, it never fails that the post in which it was contained was some
> idiotic spew from a semi literate goofball.
>

One other thing I've noticed is that those trolls usually hide behind a
Sup3rN3ws account, because they KNOW that we're smart enough to track them
down.

They're afraid of us. Plain & Simple.

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