How's this for intelligence?

http://tinyurl.com/5trm


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Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 10:50:13 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in message
news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0

I don't click on shortened links that are not accompanied by clues (i.e. the
original URL).

JaR
Fri Apr 07 10:51:08 CDT 2006

<Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> http://tinyurl.com/5trm
>

*checks headers*

I think I'll pass.

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:27:23 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0
>
> I don't click on shortened links that are not accompanied by clues
> (i.e. the original URL).
>
But it's from ME!!!!

Ok, clue, I didn't want the search engines to catch the C!@ website. It's the
2006 W0rld F@ctb00k that the C!@ puts out.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:29:05 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768
> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm
>>
>
> *checks headers*
>
> I think I'll pass.
>
Ok, you either didn't check the headers, or you don't know what my headers look
like....OR.....you just don't trust me.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 14:37:29 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in message
news:%238mdYlnWGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
>> news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0
>>
>> I don't click on shortened links that are not accompanied by clues
>> (i.e. the original URL).
>>
> But it's from ME!!!!
>
> Ok, clue, I didn't want the search engines to catch the C!@ website. It's
> the
> 2006 W0rld F@ctb00k that the C!@ puts out.

ODL. I'm guessing you've noticed the typo on the very first link in that
list? Well, it's not a typo, they simply mis-spelled "appendices."

A quick google check indicates that about 42 million web pages have the word
correctly, while the CIA is not alone, with over six million web pages
getting it wrong. Yes, ironic, considering what CIA stands for.

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 14:40:40 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in message
news:%23IshVmnWGHA.404@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768
>> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0
>>>
>>
>> *checks headers*
>>
>> I think I'll pass.
>>
> Ok, you either didn't check the headers, or you don't know what my headers
> look
> like....OR.....you just don't trust me.

Yes.

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:47:33 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:%238mdYlnWGHA.1084@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>> << While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
>>> news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0
>>>
>>> I don't click on shortened links that are not accompanied by clues
>>> (i.e. the original URL).
>>>
>> But it's from ME!!!!
>>
>> Ok, clue, I didn't want the search engines to catch the C!@ website.
>> It's the
>> 2006 W0rld F@ctb00k that the C!@ puts out.
>
> ODL. I'm guessing you've noticed the typo on the very first link in
> that list? Well, it's not a typo, they simply mis-spelled
> "appendices."
>
How funny, no, that didn't even register.

> A quick google check indicates that about 42 million web pages have
> the word correctly, while the CIA is not alone, with over six million
> web pages getting it wrong. Yes, ironic, considering what CIA stands
> for.
Right! Amazing...simply Amazing

And that would make 1/8 of the people that use the plural form of Appendix,
idiots.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:48:34 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:%23IshVmnWGHA.404@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> << While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>> <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768
>>> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0
>>>>
>>>
>>> *checks headers*
>>>
>>> I think I'll pass.
>>>
>> Ok, you either didn't check the headers, or you don't know what my
>> headers look
>> like....OR.....you just don't trust me.
>
> Yes.
>
LingMAO.....Thanks!

*mumbles to self a$$hole*
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

KeyboardCowboy
Fri Apr 07 15:33:02 CDT 2006



"Bigus Di©kus" wrote:

> << While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
> > "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥ç�öZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> > news:%23IshVmnWGHA.404@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> >> << While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
> >> <<------------------------------------------>>
> >>> <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥ç�öZ.©Yo> wrote in news:uaEJ9VlWGHA.4768
> >>> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
> >>>
> >>>> http://tinyurl.com/5trm?wp_ml=0
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>> *checks headers*
> >>>
> >>> I think I'll pass.
> >>>
> >> Ok, you either didn't check the headers, or you don't know what my
> >> headers look
> >> like....OR.....you just don't trust me.
> >
> > Yes.
> >
> LingMAO.....Thanks!
>
> *mumbles to self a$$hole*
>

You are either VERY Flexible... or you have forgotten how to use "quotes".
Whereas, you may be speaking into a very large and dark cavern... I would be
muttering to myself, "a$$hole."

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 16:25:03 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Keyboard Cowboy spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> You are either VERY Flexible... or you have forgotten how to use
> "quotes". Whereas, you may be speaking into a very large and dark
> cavern... I would be muttering to myself, "a$$hole."
>
My flexibilty is none of your business, but I'm almost as flexible as Ron
Jeremy.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

kpg
Fri Apr 07 16:29:46 CDT 2006

As Bigus Di©kus once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> And that would make 1/8 of the people that use the plural form of
> Appendix, idiots.


I had mine removed.

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 16:48:12 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, kpg spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> As Bigus Di©kus once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>> And that would make 1/8 of the people that use the plural form of
>> Appendix, idiots.
>
>
> I had mine removed.
>
Usually they are only removed for one reason. Glad to see you made it through
that ordeal.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

JaR
Fri Apr 07 16:50:23 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in news:#IshVmnWGHA.404
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
> Ok, you either didn't check the headers, or you don't know what my
headers look
> like....OR.....you just don't trust me.

Uhh, yeah. Both.

Actually, being the cynical type that I am, when I saw the tiny, I
checked the headers which showed:
> dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net 67.114.86.114
>
And compared that with an earlier post of yours from this morning which
showed:
> .ontrca.adelphia.net 69.160.142.255

I did not bother to investigate further.

--
JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 16:58:38 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>

>> dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net 67.114.86.114
>>
WORK

> And compared that with an earlier post of yours from this morning
> which showed:
>> .ontrca.adelphia.net 69.160.142.255
>
HOME


I'm a spy that leads a double life with multiple personallities.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 19:43:11 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
news:O4VkInoWGHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, Keyboard Cowboy spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>
>> You are either VERY Flexible... or you have forgotten how to use
>> "quotes". Whereas, you may be speaking into a very large and dark
>> cavern... I would be muttering to myself, "a$$hole."
>>
> My flexibilty is none of your business, but I'm almost as flexible as Ron
> Jeremy.

If you were as flexible as Ron Jeremy, you wouldn't have time to post here.
I know I wouldn't.

Bigus
Fri Apr 07 21:44:49 CDT 2006

**Frisbee®'s** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in message
> news:O4VkInoWGHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> << While I was at work, Keyboard Cowboy spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>>
>>> You are either VERY Flexible... or you have forgotten how to use
>>> "quotes". Whereas, you may be speaking into a very large and dark
>>> cavern... I would be muttering to myself, "a$$hole."
>>>
>> My flexibilty is none of your business, but I'm almost as flexible
>> as Ron Jeremy.
>
> If you were as flexible as Ron Jeremy, you wouldn't have time to post
> here. I know I wouldn't.
>
The reason I'm NOT as flexible as RJ is because I keep posting here.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

MitchS
Mon Apr 10 09:25:42 CDT 2006

"Keyboard Cowboy" <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:29668FFA-FA32-4FBB-A233-19FCDF22B957@microsoft.com...

<snipped>

Hey KC, you seen "Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector" yet?

--
Mitch "You ever fart so hard yer back cracked?" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

KeyboardCowboy
Mon Apr 10 10:28:01 CDT 2006



"MitchS" wrote:

> "Keyboard Cowboy" <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> message news:29668FFA-FA32-4FBB-A233-19FCDF22B957@microsoft.com...
>
> <snipped>
>
> Hey KC, you seen "Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector" yet?
>
> --


Not yet. I don't get out to the movies much. Too busy with work and
chores, and my daughter in 4H and everything else I gotta do. I plan on
seeing it (whether it is in the theater or on DVD). I heard it wasn't all
that good... but I love Larry. So I don't much care.

MitchS
Mon Apr 10 11:09:40 CDT 2006

"Keyboard Cowboy" <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:5F348F68-874E-4226-AA87-C7FEEEFCE03D@microsoft.com...

> Not yet. I don't get out to the movies much. Too busy with work and
> chores, and my daughter in 4H and everything else I gotta do. I plan on
> seeing it (whether it is in the theater or on DVD). I heard it wasn't all
> that good... but I love Larry. So I don't much care.

I read those bad reviews too and after watching it myself I realized those
morons aren't really fans. If you are looking for an Oscar winning
performance watch one of theose fat man thumbs up movies, if what you need
is a 100 minute fart joke watch Larry. I thought it was frickin hilarious.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

KeyboardCowboy
Mon Apr 10 12:23:02 CDT 2006



"MitchS" wrote:

> "Keyboard Cowboy" <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> message news:5F348F68-874E-4226-AA87-C7FEEEFCE03D@microsoft.com...
>
> > Not yet. I don't get out to the movies much. Too busy with work and
> > chores, and my daughter in 4H and everything else I gotta do. I plan on
> > seeing it (whether it is in the theater or on DVD). I heard it wasn't all
> > that good... but I love Larry. So I don't much care.
>
> I read those bad reviews too and after watching it myself I realized those
> morons aren't really fans. If you are looking for an Oscar winning
> performance watch one of theose fat man thumbs up movies, if what you need
> is a 100 minute fart joke watch Larry. I thought it was frickin hilarious.
>
> --

Well, I may have to go out and see it. Sounds like a good movie to take my
wife out on a date to. It'll go great with the "pull-my-finger" antics I'll
play when I take her out for dinner before the movie.

Keyboard "Does she LOOK like she needs to supersize that???" Cowboy

kpg
Mon Apr 10 12:36:00 CDT 2006

As Bigus Di©kus once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\194490.htm (4/10/2006
> 12:33:35 PM) # << While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>
>>> dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net 67.114.86.114
>>>
> WORK
>
>> And compared that with an earlier post of yours from this morning
>> which showed:
>>> .ontrca.adelphia.net 69.160.142.255
>>
> HOME
>
>
> I'm a spy that leads a double life with multiple personallities.

You still work!?

HA HA.

Didn't they tell you? Once you become MCNGP you can quit your job
and just live off the interest.

kpg

Bigus
Tue Apr 11 00:20:37 CDT 2006

**kpg's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
>
> You still work!?
>
> HA HA.
>
> Didn't they tell you? Once you become MCNGP you can quit your job
> and just live off the interest.
>
Sweet!!!! The interest on my savings was just increased to $0.0000000000005
per day.

And now that I'm MCNGP, I can definitely handle that.

(Still more than the illegals are making, and they can afford 36" rims for
their Lincoln NaviGATORS)

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:10:12 CDT 2006

did you hear =?Utf-8?B?S2V5Ym9hcmQgQ293Ym95?=
<KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:5031C9C0-7012-435F-
8F60-57052AC0BAAF@microsoft.com:

> Keyboard "Does she LOOK like she needs to supersize that???" Cowboy

your wife doesn't google then?

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea, "Let us fly."

Neil
Tue Apr 11 10:11:03 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns97A1803003290ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Once you become MCNGP you can quit your job
> and just live off the interest.

mainly because being an MCNGP is an 'interesting' 'job'.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- A will is a dead giveaway.

KeyboardCowboy
Tue Apr 11 11:05:01 CDT 2006



"Neil" wrote:

> did you hear =?Utf-8?B?S2V5Ym9hcmQgQ293Ym95?=
> <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:5031C9C0-7012-435F-
> 8F60-57052AC0BAAF@microsoft.com:
>
> > Keyboard "Does she LOOK like she needs to supersize that???" Cowboy
>
> your wife doesn't google then?
>
> --


oh.... uhm.... Hunny? if you are reading this.... I love you very much
hunny. How about I do dishes tonight? you go ahead and relax...



whew... that was close.

Frisbee®
Tue Apr 11 11:43:33 CDT 2006

"Keyboard Cowboy" <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:ECA0241D-4D20-419F-8A8F-B7C4C22FB1E9@microsoft.com...
>
>
> "Neil" wrote:
>
>> did you hear =?Utf-8?B?S2V5Ym9hcmQgQ293Ym95?=
>> <KeyboardCowboy@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
>> news:5031C9C0-7012-435F-
>> 8F60-57052AC0BAAF@microsoft.com:
>>
>> > Keyboard "Does she LOOK like she needs to supersize that???" Cowboy
>>
>> your wife doesn't google then?
>>
>> --
>
>
> oh.... uhm.... Hunny? if you are reading this.... I love you very much
> hunny. How about I do dishes tonight? you go ahead and relax...
>
>
>
> whew... that was close.

Husband GOOD! Husband bring Haagen Dazs!

{$1 to Robin WIlliams}

Di©kus
Tue Apr 11 11:47:55 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Frisbee® spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>

>
> {$1 to Robin WIlliams}
>
Thank you, Thank.....Oh...*Robin*...damb that funny fsuking guy.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

kpg
Tue Apr 11 12:12:56 CDT 2006

As Neil once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\194583.htm (4/11/2006
> 12:12:09 PM) # did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
> news:Xns97A1803003290ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Once you become MCNGP you can quit your job
>> and just live off the interest.
>
> mainly because being an MCNGP is an 'interesting' 'job'.

Well, yes. Notice I didn't say you could continue to eat as well.

Neil
Tue Apr 11 13:38:42 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns97A27C46E2342ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Well, yes. Notice I didn't say you could continue to eat as well.

picky

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Why does sour cream have an expiration date?