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    - What's the best study guide? Hallo everybody, I want to prepare myself for 70-270 (windows XP) and after studying Microsoft's Training Kit I'd like to buy a study guide with the actual exam questions in order to make sure that I'll pass the exam. After a little research I found there are a few vendors that sell study guides for different prices with which they guarantee to pass the exam. - Certsimulators.com $32 - cheatexams.com $32 - examsheets.net $50 - actual-exams.com $22 - testkiller.com $40 But which one shall I buy? Do any of you guys has experience with one of them? I'll greatly appreciate any response. Thanks Vasili Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96621
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    - 70-210 Hi Friends, Right now, I am preparing for 70-210 exam. Could anyone give me the exam tricks for passing this 70-210. Thanks & Regards Vijay Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96619
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    - Taking 70-216 on Friday Has anyone taken the new exam? Is it harder than before? I studied the Sybex and MS press books and have a lot of actual product experience. I guess I should be fine then???? Took the 217 a while ago and the new blue border questions were a breeze. All of them were quite straightforward. I would appreciate any comments on the new 216. TIA Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96616
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    - FA: Learnkey Windows 2000 MCSE Classic Bought this course a little over a year ago, got certified within a year because of it. EXCELLENT Course. Anyone looking into IT training but does not have time to go to school should really look into this course. I did and it worked out great. Consists of 31 interactive CD's. List's for over $2100 @ Learnkey.com My auction can be found here: http://s1.amazon.com/exec/varzea/ts/exchange-glance/Y02X4647904X9819425/103- 6317019-1854253 Chk out this link for more info on the actual course: http://www.learnkey.com/store/categorypage.cfm?CategoryID=112 Auction ends 09/05/2003 21:03:58 PDT Questions, email me Scott Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96613
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    - Mcse NT-4 Certificate Hello, I *qualified* for MCSE certification, NT-4 track, by passing the required exams back in year 1999, however, i did not recieve the MCSE certificate from Microsoft. Now, scince i refrenced it some where, i am required to produce the certificate and i have no clue how. I do posses the original exam results which i appeared in for qualifying for the above certificate and my id issued from Microsoft. Please guide as to how to get the required certificate now. Thanks Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96592
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    - ISA and dhcp for lab only Am setting up new configuration for 70-227 (and 214). Three pcs to work with. Want to use one as ISA (firewall/Cache) but want to add DHCP Service Service. Other PC will be W2k Advanced Server with AD. Last PC will be Winxp with various Virtual PC W2k devices to test GPO. Am I running into issues running ISA and DHCP on the one machine? Would like to play with DHCP being away from W2K Server with AD and DNS. I have another small LAN to test VPN across the network to the above configuration. Thanks. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96591
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    - Network + I would like to get the transcender for the Network+ exam and I have Microsoft transcenders to trade for it. I have: *Security Cert 2000 (70-220) *NetCert Admin (70-216) *NetFlash Admin 2000 (70-216) *NetCert Design 2000 (70-221) *ProCert 2000 (70-210) *Pro Flash 2000 (70-210) *security Flash 2000 (70-220) *Directory Flash Admin 2000 (70-217) *Manage Flash 2000 (70-218) *Directory Cert Admin 2000 (70-217) *Server Cert 2000 (70-215) *Server Flash 2000 (70-215) *Manage Cert 2000 (70-218) *Net Flash design 2000 (70-221) I will trade any one for the network plus transcender. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96581
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    - Understanding network bridging in Windows XP Have a wired network, Network A, using 10.x.y.z range, with a gateway to the Internet. Also have a totally separate wireless network, Network B, using 172.1.a.b range Have a notebook running WinXP Pro with 2 network interfaces, one for the wired network, the other wireless. I bridge the 2 interfaces. From a PC on Network A, I cannot ping a computer on Network B (possibly due to the gateway). The PC on Network B has its firewall disabled, of course. Before I go and make IP configuration changes (and re-set up my little experimental network again), is it possible for a host on either network to communicate with a 2nd host on the other network using the Bridge? (Yes, I know I can get it to work by setting up my notebook as a router and adding static routes if necessary). Or is Bridging only meant for separate networks that use the same IP (but non-overlapping) range? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96567
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    - Study Material Hi, Does anyone have study material for 70-292 and 70-296 exam? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96564
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    - MCSE WIN2K I need to find some information on doing an MCSE on win2k. I've looked around but can only find stuff on win 2003. Are these essentially the same things, or is win2k certification no longer available?? Thanks Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96557
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    - 70-226!!! Any help with preparation of 70-226 is highly highly appreciated!!!!!!!!!!! -- ======== Regards Vai ======== Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96554
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    - 70-296 is history! Just passed 70-296 today to finish my MCSE on Windows Server 2003 upgrade. This exam was significantly more difficult than the 70-292, but then again, it should be. I've posted an exam review if anyone wants to get an idea of things to review before taking this one. http://www.mcseworld.com/forums/infocenter.php?action=viewarticle&artid=27 Best, Will www.mcseworld.com Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96550
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    - Exam center for mcse exam I would like to know about exam centeres for MCSE? Is there any exam centeres in Middle East? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96528
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    - question about network install I have this question on a MSPress 70-215 book that confuses me. Q: You are installing Windows 2000 over the network. Before you install to a client computer, what must you do? A: Locate the path to the shared installation files on the distribution server. create a 671MB FAT partition on the target computer (2 GB recommended). Create a client disk with a network client so that you can connect from the computer, without an operating system, to the distribution server. So my question is, why do you have to create a FAT Partition before running a network install? Why cant you just pop in a network boot up disk, with no partitions on the drive, run the winnt switch to start the network setup, and have text mode create the partition for you like you how you usually can doing a manual install from a cd? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96493
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    - Transcender 70-224 Hey Does anyone have the system key/crack for: Transcender Exchange 2000 Admin v6.0. ?? Thanks Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96421
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    - Win2k RIS I have an RIS server running on a Windows 2000 server and i just received 20 new desktops to deploy. I have my RIS server setup to accept all requests. Since it's a pain in the butt to setup all the GUIDS ahead of time in AD. And we're a small corp so security isn't a HUGE deal. Anyway, my problem is that every single one of these new machines gives me the same error message when I get right past the authentication part of the RIS install. Right BEFORE it shows me the list of OS's to install. The error message reads something like "A duplicate GUID has been found in the directory services and install can not continue. Please consult your system administrator." These are BRAND new machines, out of the box. How in gods name can a duplicate GUID exist in AD already? I've looked all over the web, including technet and newsgroups and found nothing on how to fix this. I've found plenty about the error message itself existing but nothing about how to resolve the issue. Any help would be MUCH appreciated. Thanks ahead of time. -Ben Freeman Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96416
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    - job opportunity I have an immediate need for a Senior System Administrator with a minimum of 6+ years network/systems experience and project management experience. A minimum of six years work experience in information systems and four years in managing large-scale projects. Experience in the following technologies: MCSE, MCP, CCNA, network administration, network security, Unix, Windows, Novell, LAN/WAN administration is a must. Independent problem solving skills and initiative is required. Being an excellent team player, possessing strong inter-personal, & having oral & written communication skills is required. You must be detail-oriented and a self-starter. You will work well across diverse groups, & with all levels of personnel & management. A BS in Computer Science or related field is preferred. A MCSE, CCNA, or CCNE is required. * Only candidates local to or willing to relocate themselves to the Toledo area will be considered. Interested candidates should submit their resumes and cover letters to: cwags@cardinalservicesinc.com Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96371
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    - Tell me in details about MCSE Explain me about MCSE - Windows 2000 Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96370
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    - 70-292 I passed 70-292 on monday the 25th. With my prior 2000 MCSE skills, I found the exam to be familiar. There were lots of questions on new features in familiar services >>(DNS, AD, SUS, RDP, GPOs). It reminded me of the 218 exam for 2000 MCSA. I am scheduled for 296 on Sept. 5th. If anyone else writes this one before then, please post topics to focus on. If you are very comfortable with 2000 and know the new DNS features (stub zones and conditional forwarding), how to configure SUS, and use teh new Volume Shadow Copy Services, you wil be ok for 292. I have been using 2003 since it was whistler beta2 and have been working on upgrading our production network. I have configured most of the new features, the whats new in help and support for the product will help you out on the new stuff. Good luck to those who take it, wish me luck on the 5th for 296. Ryan Win32_AceInTheHole Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96363
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    - exam 70-230 I would like to know how many questions in the exam and what is the passing score ? Regards Imed Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96351
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    - what is good for me Dear sir, I,m undergraduate of BSc in (CISD),I would like do MCSE,Sir could you kind inough to tell me is that O.K with my presant digree. than you. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96340
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    - MCSE Learning Dear Sir, I want to adopt the Course of MCSE and want to learn online please send me further informations method of admission about classes about fee etc i am very thankful to you Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96339
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    - sysprep 2.0 I need a little help with something that will probably be fairly easy for someone out there. I have used Sysprep 1.1 with 2k many times with no problem. I am now using it with XP PRO and it reset the drive letters each time it is run. How do i get it to stop this?! -- Posted via http://dbforums.com Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96305
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    - mcse vs. mcsa This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0027_01C36D72.C293EEC0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable i'm currently pursuing my mcse (and ccna). i already have a+, network+, = just passed 70-215, and taking 70-210 and 70-216 shortly. from what i've read about mcse and mcsa it seems like the mcsa is easier = to obtain, more about managing rather than implementing. (1) if there = are two people in a company, one with mcse and one with mcsa, is the = mcsa more likely to be the supervisor/manager of the mcse? i don't = really see how you could be an mcsa and manage a network, without having = the experience of an mcse. (2) that said, would it be worth taking the = extra exam or two after i get my mcse, to also be an mcsa, so that i = could pursue a management position? i've been doing network = administration for about three years and eventually i'd like to step = back from the day-to-day hands on. your thoughts and input would be appreciated. ------=_NextPart_000_0027_01C36D72.C293EEC0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=3D2>i'm currently pursuing my mcse (and ccna). i already = have a+,=20 network+, just passed 70-215, and taking 70-210 and 70-216 = shortly.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3D2>from what i've read about mcse and mcsa it seems = like the mcsa=20 is easier to obtain, more about managing rather than implementing. = (1) if=20 there are two people in a company, one with mcse and one with mcsa, is = the mcsa=20 more likely to be the supervisor/manager of the mcse? i don't really see = how you=20 could be an mcsa and manage a network, without having the experience of = an mcse.=20 (2) that said, would it be worth taking the extra exam or two after i = get my=20 mcse, to also be an mcsa, so that i could pursue a management = position?=20 i've been doing network administration for about three years and = eventually i'd=20 like to step back from the day-to-day hands on.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=3D2>your thoughts and input would be=20 appreciated.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0027_01C36D72.C293EEC0-- Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96268
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    - Request for information Hello, I currently prepare examination 20-270 on Windows XP pro. I would like to know which are the books that one generally uses. Thank you very much. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96205
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    - Deleted Microsoft Email after my MCP I sat and passed my first MCP last week 70-215, yesterday I got an email from Microsoft aboutit which I thought I would deal with later, I think it was talking about Microsoft Passport and registering etc. In a deleting frenzy I deleted it this morning and being the good email user that I am I deleted it completely and I'm not about to restore it from the Exchange Backup. Anyone any idea of who I contact to get another email or what I have to do? Ed Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96203
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    - Security Certification I want to get certified in IT & Network Security. How should I proceed? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96199
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    - Terms and Conditions for Exams? I have read the terms and conditions of the exam: 70-270. I have have a son going to be 14 in 2 months. He really likes to use computers, and I was going to buy him the training book (exam number above). Is it possiable for him to take the exam at age 14? Matt Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96198
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    - PSMB Graduate Training Scheme II The Objective of the Graduate Training Scheme II(GTS II) launched by the government is to assist and equip unemployed graduates with skills in information and communication Technology (ICT), Management, Sales and Marketing, Business Accounting and the English Language to enhance their employability. These course are FREE, 100% paid by Government and graduates are given RM500 monthly allowance during the training. Target Group: This scheme is for Malaysians who have graduated with a Degree or Diploma from 1999 onwards and have remained unemployed. More Info click on the web link. http://learning.jobstreet.com/advertisement/editAdvertiseme nt.asp?ProgID=224 http://learning.jobstreet.com/advertisement/editAdvertiseme nt.asp?ProgID=222 Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96194
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    - OT: My Hobby Title:The Adventures of Huck Finn Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood Age: 11 Comments: Elijah and his glowing blue eyes are a joy to watch. His shirt is in various stages of openness, at times so tantalizingly close to revealing his entire chest. One of the best boy actors ever in prime form. Title: At Play in the Fields of the Lord Boy Star(s): Niilo Kivirinta (Billy Quarrier) Age: 8, (All) Comments: Full frontal nudity of blond white boy on several occasions. Also lots of nude native boys. Title: Avalon Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood(Michael) Age: 9 Comments: Elijah's first movie at about the age of 9. He is a fairly major character and is in a lot of scenes. And yes those eyes are most definitely there even at that age. Title: Bad News Bears Boy Star(s): Brandon Cruz (Joey Turner), Quinn Smith (Lupus), Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle) Age: 9-13 Comments: You can't go wrong with a movie about Little Leaguers. Tanner and 'the Looper' are on the All-Star team. Title: Bad News Bears Breaking Training Boy Star(s):Quinn Smith (Lupus), Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle) Age: 9-13 Comments: Tanner and the gang are back. Unfortunately 'the Looper' is seldom seen. Title: The Beiniker Gang Boy Star(s): Danny Pintario (Ben) Age: 7, 11 Comments: Danny's second movie and he's just as cute as in Cujo, you just dont get to see as much of his cute little bod is all. There are a lot of people I'm sure who would have liked to have been in charge of little Danny and this band of orphans who run away. Title: The Black Stallion Boy Star(s): Kelly Reno (Alec) Age: 10 Comments: The first half is great, lots of shots of Kelly along the beach wearing only what amounts to a loincloth. When it gets wet (as happens a lot) it becomes basically transparent. He hasn't got the cutest face in the world but this movie shows off his body very well. The perfect movie for those who enjoy admiring the young male form. Title: Blank Check Boy Star(s): Brian Bonsall (Preston) Age: 11 Comments: Little Brian isn't as cute as he was when he was younger but he's still nice, especially when he appears shirtless. Title: The Blue Lagoon Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 8 Comments: Young boy and girl get trapped on desert island need I say more? Only first 30 minutes are worth watching. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Boy and girl are running down the beach nude, freeze at the very end and you can see his butt. Title: BOGUS Boy Star(s): Haley Joel Osment Age: 7 Comments: Fans of the now buried ABC tv show Thunder Alley will not want to miss this fantasy flick which stars Haley Joel Osment. This movie is for boy lovers who are interested in seeing 90 minutes of eye candy because you certainly would not go for the plot. But oh what eye candy it is! Little Haley is a major cutie who is on screen almost the entire time. Lets hope we see even more of him in the future. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: As his overalls are being stripped off of him you catch a very brief glimpse of his white undies. Title: The Boy Who Could Fly Boy Star(s): Fred Savage (little brother) Age: 8 Comments: The very first movie (at about age 8) of one of the cutest boy actors ever. Although not admittedly as cute in this movie as at age 11 (see Vice Versa). Title: Captain Ron Boy Star(s): Benjamin Salisbury (Ben) Age: 11 Comments: A slapstick comedy with a fairly cute boy. At one point he plays strip Monopoly(now there's a good party idea). Title: The Champ Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder Age: 6 Comments: The Birth of a Legend. Little Ricky couldn't get any cuter than he did with this movie. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Rick and his dad are pulling their clothes off to go swimming. Ricky moves so quick he pulls down his shorts and you can see his butt. Title: Chippendiddies (England) Boy Star(s): Kyle Donnelly, Simon Griffiths, Jordan Miles, Shane Miles, Matthew Norbury, Aaron Reed, John Trevor, Daniel Windsor Age: 10-13 Comments: An English all-boys version of the Chippendales. If that statement is not enough to get your heart racing a little faster then you need a hormone check. Although they dont get down to a g-string they are certainly a blend of sexy and sweet that will have you dieing to book them for your next party. Kyle in particular is a doll. Title: A Christmas Story Boy Star(s): Peter Billingsley (Ralphie) Age: 10 Comments: Peter's looks are too obscured by those glasses for my tastes. Title: Children of the Lost City (French) Boy Star(s): Joseph Lucien (Denree) Age(s): 4-10 Comments: Truly a very strange movie, probably even more strange than Leolo. I can't even begin to describe the plot since no words can do it justice. However, I will say that once you just sit back and accept what's happening on screen you can't help but become engaged with what's happening. Anyone with a taste for Terry Gilliam type films with some boys thrown in will definitely appreciate this movie. Title: The Client Boy Star(s): Brad Renfro (Mark) Age: 12, 9 Comments: A fairly good(i.e., very watchable but not in the same league as The Fugitive, Road Warrior,et al) action flick about two white trash boys who see too much while sneaking a smoke one day. Brad is 13 and is basically the star of the show as he plays the wise ass, street-smart older brother. The younger brother is about 9 and cuter. Unfortunately he spends most of the movie lying in a hospital bed. Title: The Cowboys Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 9-14 Comments: Features about 10 or so boys, most pretty good looking. A real treat for the eyes. Title: Cross My Heart (French) Boy Star(s): Sylvain Copans (Martin), Nicolas Parodi (Jerome), Mathieu Poussin (Nicolas) Age: 11-13 Comments: A handsome young boy's mother dies and because he is afraid of going to an orphanage he keeps it a secret. His friends are very supportive and go to incredible lengths to support him. This is a touching movie about true friendship. Title: Cujo Boy Star(s): Danny Pintario (Tad) Age: 6 Comments: Danny's first movie and his cutest. The heart begins to race faster as the movie goes along leading up to the end where the almost nude Danny is sweaty and hot. A must see for all of his fans from TV. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: At the end of the movie as little Danny's oh so adorable nearly nude body is lying in the car you don't want to miss that shot! Title: Cure, The Boy Star(s): Joey Mazzello (Dexter), Brad Renfro (Erik) Age: 12, 13 Comments: Joey and Brad team up in this sensitive movie about a boy with AIDS and the outcast who befriends him. Good acting combined with some good boy shots (you get to see both shirtless) make this worth a see. Could have used a stronger script though. Title: D.A.R.Y.L. Boy Star(s): Barret Oliver (Daryl or D.A.R.Y.L.) Age: 11 Comments: Cute Barret Oliver is back again, slightly older than in Neverending Story but still cute. Story is fairly good but fails to live up to its potential. Title: Dennis the Menice Boy Star(s): Mason Gamble Age: 7 Comments: Little Mason is a cutie and is given many chances to show off his cuteness. He is in the bathtub several times and shirtless in several other scenes. Could be the next Ricky Shroder. Title: Double McGuffin Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 9-13 Comments: Gang of boys solves a mystery. Youngest one isn't bad looking. Title: Dunston Checks In Boy Star(s): Eric Loyd Age: 8 Comments: Little Eric is back and you're bound to go ape over him in this comedy! He is as cute as ever as he tries to foil a thief using a chimp to do his dirty work. The humor is mildly amusing but the real eye popper is Eric. He runs around in loose baggy shorts much of the time and has a bubble bath with Dunston (first time in my life Ive wanted to be a chimp!). If you liked him in the Santa Clause you'll love him in this one! VCR Freeze Frame Moment: At one point little Eric is sleeping on the couch in his cute little shorts. A lovely sight of a sweet little boy sleeping. Title: Dutch Boy Star(s): Ethan Randall Age: 12 Comments: Man and boy travel cross-country and 'bond' together. An interesting plot idea that makes this a movie to check out on a slow night. Title: The Earthling Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder Age: 8 Comments: The perfect showcase movie for Ricky's cuteness. Little Ricky's parents are killed while on vacation in Australia leaving him to fend for himself until a man (William Holden) reluctantly agrees to let him come with him. Title: Empire of the Sun Boy Star(s): Christian Bale (Jim) Age: 12 Comments: A feast for the eyes. Young Christian is a pleasure to watch throughout the movie. Features some wonderful close-ups of his peaches and cream face and a soundtrack that will have you dreaming of choirboys for a week. Title: Fallen Idol, The (French) Boy Star(s): Bobby Henry Age: 8 Comments: An old movie about a young blond French boy who worships the butler. The butler doesn't seem to be all that interested in the boy though, which is a shame. The story revolves around an affair the butler is having. Title: FIRST KID Boy Star(s): Brock Pierce (Luke), Zach Ty Bryan Age: 12 Comments: Not a bad way to burn a couple of hours. This is a man/boy bonding movie in the tradition of Dutch (with many of the same gags). VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Brock moons the camera near the start of the movie. Title: Fluke Boy Star(s): Max Pomeranc Age: 11 Comments: Max is back in this somewhat strange fable about a man who is killed in a car wreck and comes back as a dog. Unfortunately Max is only in the last 1/2 hour of the movie. He is still just as sweet as ever. Title: For A Lost Solder (Dutch) Boy Star(s): Maarten Smit (Jeroen) Age: 11 Comments: One of the most talked about man/boy films in a long time it is certainly a very interesting movie to watch. However as I left the theater I kept thinking to myself 'I would have liked to have seen more of the relationship between Walt and Jeroen as it grew and flowered'. The movie is a look back at one boy's brief love affair with a Canadian solder during WWII. Any boy lover will have to smile at some of the scenes between the two as they try and overcome the language barrier and the boy's initial wariness of adults. And when they engage in passionate kisses the pulse rate is sure to go up. However, the nagging feeling there are holes in what you are seeing persists, things about the relationship you would like to see but don't. For instance, the two are seen eyeing each other at a dance from a distance. Next scene the two are in empty dance hall dancing intimately. It certainly would have been interesting to watch how this happened. This is a good movie, a few changes and it could have been great. Afterword: After viewing the movie again I have realized that the scene in the dance hall did not take place but was in fact a wishful thought on the part of Jeroen. Title: Forever Young Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood(Nat) Age: 10 Comments: Elijah and his blue eyes are, unfortunately, relegated to a supporting role in this movie. However, he is on screen enough to satisfy his many fans and his 'romance' with Mel Gibson is interesting to watch. Title: Free Willy Boy Star(s): Jason James Richter (Jesse) Age: 12 Comments: A boy falls in love with a whale. Unfortunately the boy is only average looking and is never seen shirtless, despite what the advance publicity for the movie might indicate. However this is a promising story idea and the boy is on screen almost the whole time. One very interesting scene for the boy watcher will be Jesse's appearance in a wet suit. From that you can easily tell he's all boy. So if your looking to spend a few hours gazing at an 11-year-old boy this could be the movie for you. Title: The Golden Child Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 9-12 Comments: Great scene where Eddie Murphy is playing basketball on the playground, shirtless boys everywhere. Title: The Good Son Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin, Elijah Wood Age: 12 Comments: The two biggest boy stars around are together on screen and both are as attractive as ever. As you would imagine either one or both are on screen the whole time, making for very enjoyable viewing of this 'thriller' in which Mac tries to kill Elijah. Title: The Goonies Boy Star(s): Sean Astin (Mikey), Corey Feldman (Mouth), etc. Age: 11-13 Comments: Great kid flick. Sean Astin was quite a looker back then. Title: Home Alone Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin Age: 9 Comments: No explanation is needed. Title: Home Alone 2 Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin Age: 11 Comments: Mac is back! And shirtless too! Enough said. Title: A Home of Our Own Boy Star(s): T.J. Lowther Age: 8-14 Comments: A dull movie-of-the-week type plot and boys that don't exactly make your heart race doesn't exactly add up to a good movie. However, T.J.is cute and is shirtless in one scene. See this one on a REALLY slow night. Title: Honkytonk Man Boy Star(s): Kyle Eastwood (Whit) Age: 11 Comments: Kyle accompanies dad on trip to Nashville. He's a fine looking boy and a pleasure to watch. Title: Hope and Glory Boy Star(s): Sebastion Rice Edwards (Bill) Age: 8 Comments: Young Sebastion is a typical British boy, nice soft complexion, cute little body. Title: Indian In The Cupboard Boy Star(s): Hal Scardino (Omri) Age: 10 Comments: Max's buddy in Searching for Bobby Fischer is back, this time as star of his own movie. While certainly not the fox that Max is, Hal is cute enough in his own way in this charming story based on the best selling book of the name. Title: Into the West (Irish) Boy Star(s): Ciaran Fitzgerald (Ossie), Ruaidhri Conroy (Tito) Age: 11 Comments: Two Irish urchans steal a horse and ride across Ireland. Both are average looking. Title: The Island Boy Star(s): Jeffery Frank (Justin) Age: 11 Comments: A boy and his father are kidnapped by pirates. The boy is brainwashed into becoming one of them. He is about 12 and not bad looking. Title: JACK Boy Star(s): Adam Zolotin (Louis) Age: 10-12 Comments: A fun to watch film about Robin Williams going to school as a 10 year old trapped in a 40 year old body. (hmmmm....now THERE is something most boy lovers can relate to!) The treehouse scenes especially will make you laugh. Title: Jack The Bear Boy Star(s): Robert Steinmiller (Jack), Miko Hughes (Dylan) Age: 11,5 Comments: Pleasant to watch, though neither boy is exceptionally cute. A couple of scenes with younger in underwear. Older boy (Robert) is on screen almost entire movie. Title: Josh and SAM Boy Star(s): Noah Fleiss (SAM) Age: 9 Comments: Not a great movie but watchable on a slow night. The main boy (Noah) is not exceptionable but all right none the less. The story is ridiculous and not believable for a second, don't miss the tanning bed scene near the end though. Title: King of the Hill Boy Star(s): Jesse Bradford (Aaron), Cameron Boyd (Sullivan) Age: 12, 7 Comments: A boy and his brother growing up during the Depression. Jesse (12) is all right looking and little Cameron (7) is fairly cute in this realistic portrayal of life in the 1930's. Title: Kramer vs. Kramer Boy Star(s): Justin Henry Age: 6 Comments: Justin, the youngest person ever to be nominated for an Academy Award, is a cute little boy. He appears several times in underwear and once shirtless. Title: Last Flight of Noah's Ark, The Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder (Bobby) Age: 10 Comments: Little Ricky in his prime. The subject of many men's dreams appears in his underwear for one unforgettable scene and shirtless in several others. The plot in this Disney movie is as thin as little Ricky's undies but any excuse to see him in his briefs and shirtless sounds great to me. A must-see for any Ricky fan. VCR Slow-Mo Moment: The one minute of tape where Ricky is in his undies. Whew! Title: Leolo (French-Canadian) Boy Star(s): Maxime Collin (Leolo) Age: 12 Comments: Surely one of the weirdest movies ever made but a must see for the boy watcher. Leolo is a handsome boy who engages in some bizarre sex acts. Enough said. Title: Little Buddah Boy Star(s): Alex Weisendanger Age: 11 Comments: Buddist monks come to Seattle in search of the reincarnation of their Lama, who they believe is now an 8 year old boy. Little Alex is a CUTE blond boy who appears in half the scenes. The movie itself, while interesting in places, has writing and acting that leave something to be desired. Title: Little Giants Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 9-12 Comments: Following in the footsteps of Mighty Ducks comes this movie about Pee Wee football. The boy you'll probably fall in love with is the one who appears in a shark shirt the first time you see him. He's a real fox. The boy playing Jr. is a looker too. There are a couple of underwear scenes thrown in for good measure. Title: Little Lord Fauntleroy Boy Star(s): Ricky Schroder Age: 8 Comments: Little Ricky at his cutest age. Title: The Little Rascals Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 5-7 Comments: A remake of the classic Our Gang series of the 1930's. Some of the scenes are lifted right from the original series and overall this is a fairly amusing movie. Many of the boys are cute, in a 5-year-old sort of way, and they certainly have the right philosophy in life: avoid girls and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble. Title: Lord of the Flies (original) Boy Star(s): James Aubrey (Ralph), Tom Chapin (Jack), Tom Gaman (Simon), Surtees twins (Sam and Eric) Age: 9-12 Comments: Great movie with 10-15 boys shirtless throughout almost the whole movie. Captures their chests especially well. Laserdisk Edition: Recently Lord of the Flies was remastered for the Criterion Collection on laserdisc. This is a MUST HAVE disc! Not only does the image look sharper than ever but included on the disk are numerous extras. At the end there is approx. 20 minites of additional footage such as outtakes (yes, some with nudity), stills from production, film of the boys arrival in Puerto Rico, screen tests, the trailers for both this version and the 1990 remake, and excerpts from a newspaper the boys published. Also, during the film itself, in addition to the digital audio track containing the soundtrack there is commentary by several makers of the film on Analog track 2 providing lots of inside stories about the production (did you know that except for one scene all the dialog is dubbed?). There is also narration by the author, William Golding, on Analog track 1. If you love Lord of the Flies this is the way to see it! Title: Lord of the Flies (remake) Boy Star(s): Balthzar Getty (Ralph) Age: 9-13 Comments: A pretty good flick, doesn't live up to the original though. Title: Macbeth (Roman Polanski version) Boy Star(s): Mark Dightam (Macduff's son) Age: 5 Comments: The Ultimate VCR Freeze Frame Moment. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Lady McDuff gives her kids a sponge bath. As they stand up in the pot and as they are dried you get a full view of young boy cock. Title: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Boy Star(s): Unknown Comments: Max stumbles upon a whole colony of shirtless boys. Title: Man Of The House Boy Star(s): Jonathan Taylor Thomas Age: 12 Comments: JTT moves to the big screen in this amusing story of a boy trying not to be hurt by another man after his father walked out. The story is engaging and your sure to be enchanted by JTT's new friend Norm. Title: The Man Without A Face Boy Star(s): Nick Stahl Age: 12 Comments: A 13-year-old from a messed up family seeks out Mel Gibson to tutor him. After a rough start Mel begins to 'bond' with the boy. When the boy discovers the truth about his dead stepfather he runs to Gibson for 'comfort'. He spends the night there wearing only T-shirt and underwear. When police come searching for the boy it is revealed that Gibson is suspected of 'molesting' a 13-year- old former student. Although this movie makes it clear that the relationship between Gibson and the boys is purely platonic it does make the strong point that men and boys can be in love. Title: Meatballs Boy Star(s): Chris Makepiece (Rudy) Age: 12 Comments: This very funny comedy about a summer camp will bring back memories for some. Needless to say there are many cute campers to watch to go along with the 'bonding' between Rudy and Tripper. Title: The Mighty Ducks Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 11-13 Comments: Some cuties on a hockey team in the Bad News Bears on Ice. Title: Milk Money Boy Star(s): Michael Patrick Carter (Frank) Age: 10 Comments: This movie is about 3 boys who go into the city to see a naked lady. The leading boy is played by Michael, a fine specimen of boyhood! There are several shirtless scenes with him, including one where the woman asks them to raise their shirts so she can see their chests. Yummy! This is a cute movie with a few laughs and I could sit and stare at Michael for hours. Title: The Mosquito Coast Boy Star(s): River Phoenix (Charlie) Jadrain Steele Age: 13,10 Comments: Many nice shots of River and the boy who played the younger brother shirtless. Title:Motorama Boy Star(s): Age: 11 Comments: A very strange movie about a 10-year old boy's quest to win a contest. He is a handsome lad who has many unpleasant things happen to him on the road. There is one scene where he is in boxers. Not for the faint of heart. Title: Murphy's Romance Boy Star(s): Corey Haim Age: 10 Comments: Corey Haim at his cutest age. Love those tight jeans he wore. Title: My Life as a Dog (Danish) Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 9 Comments: Swedish film starring young boy. He's not that cute but has several memorable scenes, including one where he gets bottle stuck on his cock. Title: My Fathers Glory (French) Boy Star(s): Julien Ciamaca (Marcel), Victorien Delamare (Paul) Age: 12, 7 Comments: A sweet story about a boys idolization of his father which takes place mostly over a summer holiday in the hills of Provence. A sweet and touching look at the world through a boy's eye and not to be missed for the outdoor bathing scene. Title: My Summer Story Boy Star(s): Kieran Culkin (Ralphie), Christian Culkin (Randy) Age: 11, 7 Comments: A sequel to A Christmas story with the continuing chronicles of the Parker family. Not as funny as a Christmas Story but a few chuckles to be sure. Kieran and Christian are cuter than the originals (and cuter than their big bro Mac IMHO). Unfortunately we don't get much skin. What's a summer movie without a pool/lake scene?! Title: The Neverending Story Boy Star(s): Barret Oliver (Bastian) Noah Hathaway (Atreyu) Age: 10, 12 Comments: Both are a real treat to watch. Weather its the shirtless Noah or the cute Barret this movie is a feast for the eyes. Title: North Boy Star(s):Elijah Wood(North) Age: 13 Comments: The current #1 boy star is the title character in this amusing but hardly hilarious comedy. At age 13 he's still handsome and, yes, those beautiful eyes are still there. The plot revolves around Elijah divorcing his parents and conducting a worldwide search for new ones. Well I for one would be more than happy to adopt Elijah and I'm sure I'm not alone in that regard. He appears shirtless for only the second time in his movie career for an all too brief moment in this film. Title: Oliver Boy Star(s): Mark Lester (Oliver) Age: 10 Comments: A real cutie, especially the shirtless scene during 'I'll Do Anything For You'. Note: This was the last musical ever to win the Academy Award for Best Picture. Title: Paradise Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood CC Rating: Age: 9 Comments: A remake of 'The Grand Highway'. Nice scene with him swimming in underwear. Title: Pelle the Conqueror (Danish) Boy Star(s): Pelle Hvenegaard (Pelle) Age: 10 Comments: Pelle is a handsome young Swedish lad and naturally, according to some law of film which states all boys in European films must appear nude, he has several VCR Freeze Frame Moments where his body is put on display for all to see. Title: A Perfect World Boy Star(s): T.J. Lowther (Phillip) Age: 10 Comments: In this movie Kevin Costner does what every boy lover longs to do, 'bond' with an 8-year-old boy. In this movie the boy, who is fairly cute I might add, is in his underwear for the first half of the movie, which makes for some interesting shots. At one point the boy willingly shows Costner his penis to determine whether it is 'puny' or not. Although the plot doesn't go where I or most boy lovers would want it to go it is certainly an interesting idea and 'stimulating' to watch at times. Title: Princess Bride Boy Star(s): Fred Savage (Grandson) Age: 9 Comments: A cameo role for Fred but that oh so cute face never looked better. Title: Radio Flyer Boy Star(s): Elijah Wood , Joey Mazzello Age: 10,8 Comments: Many close shots of Elijah's glowing blue eyes. He looks much cuter in this movie than in the earlier Paradise. The little brother in the movie is really cute. Title: Raggedy Man Boy Star(s): Henry Thomas Age: 8 Comments: The very first movie for Henry Thomas. Several scenes where him and cute little brother are shirtless, including one in underwear. Title: River Wild, The Boy Star(s): Joey Mazzello Age: 11 Comments: Watching this movie I kept thinking 'I hope I get to see him shirtless'. The him of course is Joey Mazzello and my patience was finally rewarded near the end of the movie by a brief shirtless shot. Little Joey seems to be the master of the adoring look and is as cute as ever in this action movie. Title: The Road Warrior Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 8 Comments: The Ferral child, a young boy who wears basically nothing. Enough said. Title: Rocket Gibraltar Boy Star(s): Macaulay Culkin Age: 7 (9-12) Comments: Mac's first movie. Also several other boys who are nice to look at. Title: Rookie of the Year Boy Star(s): Thomas Ian Nicholas Age: 12 Comments: 12-year-old boy gets to pitch for the Cubs. He's OK looking and there are some shots of shirtless boys in stands. An OK movie that would be great with a few cast changes. Title: Sandlot Boy Star(s): Thomas Guiry Age: 11 Comments: The boys are mostly unexceptional but the main boy is not bad. There is one scene in a swimming pool with all the boys. Title: Santa Clause, The Boy Star(s): Eric Lloyd (Charlie) Age: 6 Comments: Little Eric looks cute in his pjs and some of the 'elves' (who look suspiciously like boys) aren't bad looking either in this comedy where everyone's favorite Tool Man (and the envy of every Boy Lover) becomes the patron saint of Boy Lovers, St. Nick. Title: Searching for Bobby Fischer Boy Star(s): Max Pomeranc Age: 9 Comments: This is an excellent movie. Newcomer Max Pomeranc is a very attractive boy with wonderful eyes. He is on-screen almost the whole time as he plays a young chess prodigy. He is seen in a swimming pool and a couple of times in the bathtub. Title: Second Best Boy Star(s): Chris Cleary Miles (James) Age: 10 Comments: A very touching movie about a single man's effort to adopt a 10-year-old boy with a troubled past. As they each struggle with issues of intimacy you can't help but be moved. The most touching scene has to be when the man's father has died and the boy comforts him. A movie every true BL should see, especially if they have ever considered adoption. Also, Chris appears shirtless and in undies in several scenes. Title: Shadowlands Boy Star(s): Joey Mazzello (Douglas) Age: 9 Comments: All of Joey's fans can get a quick fix with this movie if they cant get a hold of Jurassic Park or Radio Flyer. He plays a supporting role is this true story about the life of C. S. Lewis. Besides Joey, the presence of the wonderful Anthony Hopkins and the British setting make this an enjoyable movie to watch. Title: Silent Fall Boy Star(s): Ben Faulkner Age: 10 Comments: A pretty slow movie with a very interesting plot twist at the end. Ben is an average looking boy playing an autistic witness to a murder. Some very exotic pictures of him come into play towards the end of the movie. Not a must-see but interesting if you get a chance. Title: Six Pack Boy Star(s): Robbie Fleming (Little Harry) Age: 7 (10-14) Comments: A gang of six kids becomes a pit crew in this Kenny Rodger's flick. The older boys aren't bad looking but Robbie is a doll in the Ricky Shroder mold. Title: Sleepless in Seattle Boy Star(s): Ross Malinger Age: 8 Comments: Little 8-year-old Ross tries to find a new wife for his dad. He is a cute boy. Unfortunately we don't get to see enough of him. Title: Small Change (French) Boy Star(s): Geory Desmouceaux (Patrick) Age: 8-12 Comments: Francois Truffaut's look at children in a French town. The boys are very attractive and there is a thread of sexuality throughout the story. Such vignettes as teachers discussing boys 'fiddling with themselves' and a boy telling a dirty joke make this a cute movie. Also there is an underwear scene near the end of the film. Title: Sundays Children (Swedish) Boy Stars: Henrik Linnros (Pu) CC Rating: Age: 8 Comments: Bergmans autobiographical look at childhood in Sweden. Henrik is a stunningly beautiful boy with a fiery disposition. He is on screen almost the entire time and makes wonderful eye candy. His preacher father is cold, distant, and somewhat abusive. This is one remembrance of childhood that can't be called nostalgic. VCR Freeze Frame Moment: Like all Europe films Sundays Children does feature beautiful Pu as Nature intended. Your patience will be rewarded when you see that stunning boy in all his glory toward the end of the film. Title: Tall Tales Boy Star(s): Nick Stahl Age: 13 Comments: Nick has unfortunately hit puberty in this formulaic picture. Title: This Special Friendship (French) Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 16, 11 Comments: A boy-love classic that will bring a smile to anyone who has ever been in love with a young boy. Story about a 16-year-old who has a romantic relationship with an 11-year-old. Title: Time Bandits Boy Star(s): Craig Warnock (Kevin) Age: 10 Comments: Craig is a fine looking boy a la Barret Oliver (see Neverending Story) who is in almost every scene. Really nice to look at. Title: 3 Ninjas Boy Star(s): Max Eliot Slade Age: 12 Comments: Three Boys become Ninjas. Unfortunately, their karate suits don't reveal enough chest to allow for full appreciation of their cuteness. 'Rocky' is the best looking in the opinion of this reviewer. Title: Three Wishes Boy Star(s): Joseph Mazzello (Tom), Seth Mumy (Gunny) Age: 12, 5 Comments: One of our favorite boys is in desperate need of a father in his life in this '50s flashback. As a plot line it is very promising but the delivery is only so-so. The story revolves around Patrick Swayze entering the lives of Tom, Gunny, and their mother. Swayze provides the male figure Tom so desperately needs, a situation every true boy lover would love to be in. More male-bonding scenes and less of the 'conformist suburbia' plot would have been most welcome. Seth is a doll to watch but seems only tangential to the plot line. Title: Tom And Huck Boy Star(s): Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Brad Renfro Age: 11, 14 Comments: Everyone's favorite all-American boy and some people's favorite street boy team up in this Disney version of Twain's classic tale. JTT is just as likable as ever and Renfro, well he's typical Renfro. This movie is a must for all you JTT fans out there who wondered whether he had an innie or an outie belly button. Title: Vice Versa Boy Star(s): Fred Savage (Charlie) Age: 10 Comments: Fred at his cutest, he is on screen almost the whole time and is great to watch. Title: Vito and the Others (Italian) Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 12-14 Comments: Provocative subject matter as a bunch of street boys becomes prostitutes and Vito is raped in jail. Unfortunately, none of this is graphically shown and there is no nudity. Title: War, The Boy Star(s):Elijah Wood (Stu) Age: 13 Comments: The greatest boy star of his generation has hit puberty in this coming of age movie set in the rural South during Vietnam. However, everyone who has a soft spot in his heart for Elijah will appreciate the fine performance he gives in this movie. He also appears in his underwear giving one pause to reflect how much he has changed since his undies appearance in Paradise. There are some younger boys that might be attractive, if they weren't so dirty. The story itself is somewhat wooden and slow, saved only by the good acting. Title: War Of The Buttons (French)(Original) Boy Star(s): Unknown CC Rating: Age: 8-13 Comments: French film about groups of boys from two rival towns fighting 'wars' where the winner cuts the buttons off the shirt and pants of the losers. You'll laugh when the fiery youngest boy suggests they cut off their wieners instead. Also to be enjoyed is a romp through the woods nude so as to make it impossible to get their buttons cut off. This film does have a serious point though as many of the boys, especially the leader of the gang, have cold, abusive parents. This is a source for much of the hostility on the boys' part. Title: The Wizard Boy Star(s): Fred Savage, Luke Edwards Age: 12, 8 Comments: Two boys and a girl travel halfway across the country. Both Fred and other boy are cute. Title: You Are Not Alone (Danish) Boy Star(s): Unknown Age: 12, 10 Comments: Two Danish boys fall in love in this highly acclaimed import. The two boys bond together in the atmosphere of a repressed boarding school. The youngest, Kim, is quite a looker. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96182
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    - OT: Google's 20 Year Usenet Timeline http://www.google.com/googlegroups/archive_announce_20.html No mention of the first post mentioning MCNGP, however, which was: http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=%23EuaxlJYBHA.1716%40tkmsftngp05 or http://tinyurl.com/leas From: «¤meanøldman¤» (somebody@somewhere.com) Subject: Re: How can I tell if this person currently certified? View: Complete Thread (34 articles) Original Format Newsgroups: microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcsd, microsoft.public.certification Date: 2001-10-29 08:48:58 PST Speaking of certifications.. I am thinking of starting one of my own for this group. The coveted MCNGP or Mean Certified News Group Poster. There are some here who will automatically qualify but I need to come up with some sort of standard to gauge who can be a MCNGP. I think one will have to be to use Chalk's infamous post in it's pure form at least once. The applicant will also need to demonstrate a good working knowledge of who's dog was kicked. -- Fris "The rest, as they say, was history" bee® MCNGP #13http://www.mcngp.tkThe MCNGP Team - We're here to help Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96173
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    - OT proper etiquette HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles (or offices) and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist...... can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is darn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water..... often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees. -- Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father www.mcngp.tk Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96170
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    - Post your subnetting links here Someone posted a subnetting link a few weeks back that I'm unable to find (it had a lot of tables, and the color blue was prominent). If anyone has any other good ones please post, I'm familiar with a few of the pages but I would prefer something with tables. advTHANKSance --- Sign up to get free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.US/i-54.htm View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1020540.html serpico------------------------------------------------------------------------ serpico's Profile: http://www.examnotes.net/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=146221 Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96154
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    - 70-296 Has anyone been able to register for this exam? Microsoft's web site states that the exam is available on August 28th (tomorrow). Neither Pearson VUE or Prometric seem to be able to book it for me. Anyone have any ideas?? Cheers! Craig MCSE (NT4.0, 2000) Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96153
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    - assistance I want to sit for MCSE but i have no money for my training kits.please,can anyone me to get training kits for i have a vision in the IT world to make.dont let my vision be deatroyed Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96127
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    - regarding exam dear sir, shall i begin exam from professional 2000 and all paper (which = i have prepared) , or i have to begin 2003 server paper pls guide me wheteher to write 2000 or 2003=20 but i have prepared only for 2000. thanking you Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96126
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    - hai Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96115
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    - Windows 2000 server loaded sp4 now problems with Resource kit utility Hello anybody run into this problem, We have Windows 2000 server and we updated to SP4 and the RPC patch, after that I can not use the "Subinacl.exe", I recieve the error 1783 the Stub recieved bad data. any ideas? I works fine on SP3, and I even reloaded the resource kit back onto the server. Thanks for any input. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96106
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    - MCSE Certification Hi all, Could you please let me know which MCSE certification is in demand in industry. So that i can persue my certi.. Out of these two platforms: Windows2000 and WindowsXP which one I'll start first. please advise. Thanks! Gurpreet Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96099
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    - MCSE I trying to determine the best way to prepare for the MCSE tests. I can't seem to find anyone locally who offers training so it appears I will have to study on my own using the best training material I can find. Does anyone who has done this have any suggestions? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96096
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    - Consultant, Please Read. Consultant, The purpose of these communities is to exchange technical information and expertise about Microsoft products. Please avoid personal attacks, slurs, and profanity in your interactions with others. I highly suggest you and your group members (The MCNGP Team) to start your own newsgroups/chat room. As this newsgroup is only for individuals who wish to develop and deliver the highest-quality courseware and training available on Microsoft products and technologies. You may start with MSN, http://groups.msn.com/ . Here, where you and your MCNGP Team members can go to share common interests and interact with others online. Visiting, joining, and creating groups is free of charge. Just remember that you must sign in with a Microsoft .NET Passport account in order to create and join groups. DO Remember!! You are responsible and liable for all your activities while participating in the Microsoft Community. Again Remember, you are responsible for anything you say or post. If there was some part of my comment that you didn't understand, please let me know. I look forward to hearing from you. Brian Boon US-DDS Testing PacWest; SOFTWARE TEST LEAD (425) 882-8080 Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 96095
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    - Exam localtions Do anyone know where I find location to take an exam for MCSE? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95975
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    - Info about the new 70-215 exam Hi going to do the 70-215 exam this week. just wondering if microsoft is using the new exams with the new score report and whats it like? has any1 done this exam latelly? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95945
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    - Attn: Gary US Exam Day Question Another question.... On exam days, do you do anything different or out of the ordinary to mentally prepare. For example, do you clean your latrine on the morning of the exam or do you let it temporarily slide and do some last minute cramming? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95940
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    - Books for MCSE 2003 Upgrade G'day, anyone know which books are the best for the two upgrade exams - I'm not even sure if they have been released yet but I'll take the chance. I think the choices so far are between Syngress and Sybex. Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95935
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    - Please help I am a candidate of MCSE and I am ready to take first exam. To be honest with all of you I am not 85% sure of readiness Can any body help me with onlineresources: "How-to" step- by-step tutorial on MCSE 70-210, 70-215, 70-216, 70-217...? I visited: http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/en/Professiona/help/ http://www.microsoft.com/windows2ooo/en/server/help/ ... there every thing was OK. But what about the others? Please answer me at: pbofando@msn.com Thanks Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95934
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    - 220 and 221 does anyone know how these exams are? like is it just the same as core four being that its about 50 questions? or is it different? Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95931
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    - 218 Friday I am sitting for 218 Friday. Any tips or suggestions. I read examcram, Passport and watched CBT Nuggets. I have Boson and Transcender. Sometimes I pass with flying colors sometimes I don't. I contribute this to the size of hangover I have. I am assuming it is still he 50 question format and from the previous post it is heavy on DNS. This is my last one before MCSA wish me luck and any info is greatly appreciated. TIA Tag: 70-214 Home study Question Tag: 95930
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Dear All
I'm interested in taking this exam off the back of some home study.
I'm keen to invest in the best course material.

MOC is
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Sybex is
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how do they compare ?

Is it worth buying the exam cram ?

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