Holler!

Hey

do I have to:

(a) be an American
(b) be an MCSE

to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years experience
in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after ten years in the
same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates would help me. Of course,
I'm also up for self-improvement and all that.

Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so not
been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have got me
through. Next one up is 70-294.

Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some Citrix
certs.

My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:

Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system' automatically
make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to do, or should have
done already?!

TIA


--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else
can see.

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 11:09:30 CDT 2006

it's holla
for christ sake

"-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> wrote in message
news:4gic25F1mue3pU1@individual.net...
> Hey
>
> do I have to:
>
> (a) be an American
> (b) be an MCSE
>
> to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years
> experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after ten
> years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates would help
> me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all that.
>
> Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so not
> been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have got me
> through. Next one up is 70-294.
>
> Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some Citrix
> certs.
>
> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:
>
> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system' automatically
> make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to do, or should have
> done already?!
>
> TIA
>
>
> --
> Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else
> can see.
>

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:15:25 CDT 2006

Consultant wrote:
> it's holla
> for christ sake

It's "Christ's", for heavens sake!

kpg
Thu Jun 29 11:13:25 CDT 2006

As -=D@n=- once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse


> do I have to:
>
> (a) be an American

No. All nations are welcome here.

> (b) be an MCSE

No. All religions are welcome here.

> to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years
> experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after
> ten years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates
> would help me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all
> that.

Sounds like many of us.

> Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so
> not been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have
> got me through. Next one up is 70-294.

Good going.

> Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some Citrix
> certs.

Smart man.

> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:

Unfortunately, acceptance is not a requirement.

> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
> automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to
> do, or should have done already?!

Automatic - but it don't hurt to follow up.

> TIA

kp "seems like a nice guy" g
WwW.mCnGp.CoM 0x22

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 11:16:18 CDT 2006

> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system' automatically
> make me an MCSE?

Yes.

Or is there something else I have to do, or should have
> done already?!

No.

Frisbee®
Thu Jun 29 11:16:43 CDT 2006

"-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> wrote in message
news:4gic25F1mue3pU1@individual.net...
> Hey
>
> do I have to:
>
> (a) be an American
> (b) be an MCSE

(c) be breathing.

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:19:52 CDT 2006

kpg wrote:
> As -=D@n=- once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse
>
>
>> do I have to:
>>
>> (a) be an American
>
> No. All nations are welcome here.

Goodo.

>
>> (b) be an MCSE
>
> No. All religions are welcome here.

Goodo.

>
>> to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years
>> experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after
>> ten years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates
>> would help me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all
>> that.
>
> Sounds like many of us.

Goodo.

>
>> Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so
>> not been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have
>> got me through. Next one up is 70-294.
>
> Good going.
>
>> Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some
>> Citrix certs.
>
> Smart man.

Goodo. I've been using TS for many years, and had very little exposure to
Citrix. But, I think thin-client and server-based computing is where I want
to be.

>
>> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:
>
> Unfortunately, acceptance is not a requirement.
>
>> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
>> automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to
>> do, or should have done already?!
>
> Automatic - but it don't hurt to follow up.
>
>> TIA
>
> kp "seems like a nice guy" g
> WwW.mCnGp.CoM 0x22

Thanks for the reply.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:20:46 CDT 2006

Jtyc wrote:
>> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
>> automatically make me an MCSE?
>
> Yes.
>
> Or is there something else I have to do, or should have
>> done already?!
>
> No.

Heh, thanks. I was just worried that after passing the seven exams, someone
was gonna say 'Ahh, you were supposed to do 'this' first, now all those
exams are worth shit'.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:21:09 CDT 2006

Frisbee® wrote:
> "-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> wrote in message
> news:4gic25F1mue3pU1@individual.net...
>> Hey
>>
>> do I have to:
>>
>> (a) be an American
>> (b) be an MCSE
>
> (c) be breathing.

In this heat, with a lousy portable air-conditioner, it's a struggle.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 11:20:11 CDT 2006

> It's "Christ's", for heavens sake!

Shouldn't it be "For the Christ's sake!"? He was "Jesus, the Christ" after
all.

BD
Thu Jun 29 11:17:38 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> Hey
>
> do I have to:
>
> (a) be an American
>
Absolutely, that's the main requirement...we don't accept posts from 'outsiders'
;)


> (b) be an MCSE
>
It helps, but the Amerikuhn thingy is more important.

> to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years
> experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after
> ten years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates
> would help me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all
> that.
>
Self-help is a myth.

> Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so
> not been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have
> got me through. Next one up is 70-294.
>
That's the way to do it.

> Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some Citrix
> certs.
>
I'm holding out for the Cervix certs.

> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:
>
Hmmm...thinking....

> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
> automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to
> do, or should have done already?!
>
It would appear to be true. IF...what you mean by "relevant MCPs" is the list of
exams on the MCSE page: http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/windows2003/

> TIA
YWIR

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:33:18 CDT 2006

Jtyc wrote:
>> It's "Christ's", for heavens sake!
>
> Shouldn't it be "For the Christ's sake!"? He was "Jesus, the
> Christ" after all.

Fcuk knows, I'm an atheist anyway. Thank God.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:34:33 CDT 2006

BD wrote:
> << While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> Hey
>>
>> do I have to:
>>
>> (a) be an American
>>
> Absolutely, that's the main requirement...we don't accept posts from
> 'outsiders' ;)

<Makes note to always post through a Merkin nntp server>

>
>
>> (b) be an MCSE
>>
> It helps, but the Amerikuhn thingy is more important.
>
>> to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years
>> experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after
>> ten years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates
>> would help me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all
>> that.
>>
> Self-help is a myth.
>
>> Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so
>> not been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have
>> got me through. Next one up is 70-294.
>>
> That's the way to do it.
>
>> Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some
>> Citrix certs.
>>
> I'm holding out for the Cervix certs.

I've had those a while, they're dusty and written on papyrus.

>
>> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:
>>
> Hmmm...thinking....
>
>> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
>> automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to
>> do, or should have done already?!
>>
> It would appear to be true. IF...what you mean by "relevant MCPs" is
> the list of exams on the MCSE page:
> http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/windows2003/

Yeah, cool, that's what I'm working from...

JaR
Thu Jun 29 11:37:03 CDT 2006

On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:20:11 -0700, Jtyc cast into the ether:

>> It's "Christ's", for heavens sake!
>
> Shouldn't it be "For the Christ's sake!"? He was "Jesus, the Christ" after
> all.

You are all wrong. It's facryssakes, facryssakes!

Welcome to the asylum, D@n, if that really is your name.

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:40:17 CDT 2006

JaR wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:20:11 -0700, Jtyc cast into the ether:
>
>>> It's "Christ's", for heavens sake!
>>
>> Shouldn't it be "For the Christ's sake!"? He was "Jesus, the
>> Christ" after all.
>
> You are all wrong. It's facryssakes, facryssakes!
>
> Welcome to the asylum, D@n, if that really is your name.

Cheers JaR, and that is my name.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 11:38:41 CDT 2006

kindly be thanking the god

"-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> wrote in message
news:4gidmbF1ngineU1@individual.net...
> Jtyc wrote:
>>> It's "Christ's", for heavens sake!
>>
>> Shouldn't it be "For the Christ's sake!"? He was "Jesus, the
>> Christ" after all.
>
> Fcuk knows, I'm an atheist anyway. Thank God.
>
> --
> Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
> else can see.
>

BD
Thu Jun 29 11:38:17 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> Fcuk knows, I'm an atheist anyway. Thank God.
>
That settles it.....he can stay!


--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

BD
Thu Jun 29 11:41:34 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> BD wrote:
>> << While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>> Hey
>>>
>>> do I have to:
>>>
>>> (a) be an American
>>>
>> Absolutely, that's the main requirement...we don't accept posts from
>> 'outsiders' ;)
>
> <Makes note to always post through a Merkin nntp server>
>
It would appear you don't really have to worry about it anyways.

Odd though, you are posting to this ng through OE 6, but there is no NNTP
posting host...nice choice of servers there ;)

I'm not seeing an IP in the header, kpg, did you get anything?


>>
>>
>>> (b) be an MCSE
>>>
>> It helps, but the Amerikuhn thingy is more important.
>>
>>> to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years
>>> experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after
>>> ten years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates
>>> would help me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all
>>> that.
>>>
>> Self-help is a myth.
>>
>>> Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself
>>> so not been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences
>>> have got me through. Next one up is 70-294.
>>>
>> That's the way to do it.
>>
>>> Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some
>>> Citrix certs.
>>>
>> I'm holding out for the Cervix certs.
>
> I've had those a while, they're dusty and written on papyrus.
>
>>
>>> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:
>>>
>> Hmmm...thinking....
>>
>>> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
>>> automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to
>>> do, or should have done already?!
>>>
>> It would appear to be true. IF...what you mean by "relevant MCPs" is
>> the list of exams on the MCSE page:
>> http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/windows2003/
>
> Yeah, cool, that's what I'm working from...

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 11:52:07 CDT 2006

no, he spells his name like a lamer

"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:OZ7SYr5mGHA.3376@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>
>> Fcuk knows, I'm an atheist anyway. Thank God.
>>
> That settles it.....he can stay!
>
>
> --
> BD
> MCNGP #51
> -- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
> -- www.swppm.com
>
>

-=D
Thu Jun 29 11:56:18 CDT 2006

BD wrote:
> << While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> BD wrote:
>>> << While I was at work, -=D@n=- spurted out:
>>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>>> Hey
>>>>
>>>> do I have to:
>>>>
>>>> (a) be an American
>>>>
>>> Absolutely, that's the main requirement...we don't accept posts from
>>> 'outsiders' ;)
>>
>> <Makes note to always post through a Merkin nntp server>
>>
> It would appear you don't really have to worry about it anyways.
>
> Odd though, you are posting to this ng through OE 6, but there is no
> NNTP posting host...nice choice of servers there ;)
>

I'm using 'the German server' - http://news.individual.net/

My ISP provides nntp, but it's shat.

LnkWizard2
Thu Jun 29 11:54:26 CDT 2006


"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:O7ezBs5mGHA.1852@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
<snipped>
> Odd though, you are posting to this ng through OE 6, but there is no NNTP
> posting host...nice choice of servers there ;)
>
> I'm not seeing an IP in the header, kpg, did you get anything?
>

It looks like you won't see anything. Check out news.individual.net .

<more snippage>

JaR
Thu Jun 29 11:57:51 CDT 2006

On Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:52:07 -0700, Consultant cast into the ether:

> no, he spells his name like a lamer

ROFL!

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

-=D
Thu Jun 29 12:00:00 CDT 2006

Consultant wrote:
> no, he spells his name like a lamer

Lamer? Not heard that in years.

OMG!!11WTF>!>!LOL!!1ROFFLES

BD
Thu Jun 29 11:57:09 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Consultant spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> no, he spells his name like a lamer
>
True, it is a bit 'frilly' isn't it!?

--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 12:02:54 CDT 2006

bd, shoot me an email consultant_mcngp at yahoo dot com

"BD" <www.SWPPM.com> wrote in message
news:eqzNv05mGHA.2204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> << While I was at work, Consultant spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>> no, he spells his name like a lamer
>>
> True, it is a bit 'frilly' isn't it!?
>
> --
> BD
> MCNGP #51
> -- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
> -- www.swppm.com
>
>

kpg
Thu Jun 29 12:04:34 CDT 2006

As -=D@n=- once said in microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse

> Consultant wrote:
>> no, he spells his name like a lamer
>
> Lamer? Not heard that in years.
>
> OMG!!11WTF>!>!LOL!!1ROFFLES

hmmmm.....

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 12:08:34 CDT 2006

im old school, baby

"-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> wrote in message
news:4gif8cF1nmnglU1@individual.net...
> Consultant wrote:
>> no, he spells his name like a lamer
>
> Lamer? Not heard that in years.
>
> OMG!!11WTF>!>!LOL!!1ROFFLES
>

BD
Thu Jun 29 12:15:52 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Consultant spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> bd, shoot me an email consultant_mcngp at yahoo dot com
>
Sent
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 12:25:30 CDT 2006

> im old, baby

I fixed your post for you.


No need to thank me.

Consultant
Thu Jun 29 12:38:21 CDT 2006

hey, quick, turn around

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:ul8N0D6mGHA.2204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> im old, baby
>
> I fixed your post for you.
>
>
> No need to thank me.
>

Jtyc
Thu Jun 29 13:12:28 CDT 2006

> hey, quick, turn around

I'm not falling for that one again.

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 29 13:39:20 CDT 2006

On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:09pm "Consultant" blathered:

> it's holla
> for christ sake

It's bannanas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!!!

--
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I recently childproofed my house, but somehow they still keep getting in.

TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 29 13:41:34 CDT 2006

On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:40pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:

> Cheers JaR, and that is my name.

You wouldn't happen to be a child of the sixties, would you?

--
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TechGeekPro
Thu Jun 29 13:43:19 CDT 2006

On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:20pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:

> Heh, thanks. I was just worried that after passing the seven exams,
> someone was gonna say 'Ahh, you were supposed to do 'this' first, now
> all those exams are worth shit'.

Actually, they're worth sh!t before AND after you take them.

--
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mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
I fart in your general direction.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 18:53:50 CDT 2006

did you hear "-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> say in news:4gic25F1mue3pU1
@individual.net:

> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
automatically
> make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to do, or should
have
> done already?!

the system will push out the MCSE once all of the relavent exams are
completed, but you will need to order your welcome kit to get the actual
cert, wallet card and chick magnet lapel pin. that's done through the mcp
private site.

and its a public newsgoup, anyone can be here...

...except braindumpers, and cheaters....

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 18:56:33 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:ul8N0D6mGHA.2204@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

>> im old, baby
>
> I fixed your post for you.
>
>
> No need to thank me.
>
>

I really appreciate you doing that...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord

Neil
Thu Jun 29 18:58:51 CDT 2006

did you hear kpg <no@way.com> say in
news:Xns97F1722FF5F31ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

>> My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this:
>
> Unfortunately, acceptance is not a requirement.

I find that wholey unacceptable

(or should that be holy)

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- "We're off to Scotland," said Tom clandestinely.

Neil
Thu Jun 29 19:02:28 CDT 2006

did you hear "-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> say in
news:4gict4F1mf371U1@individual.net:

> Goodo. I've been using TS for many years, and had very little exposure
> to Citrix. But, I think thin-client and server-based computing is
> where I want to be.
>

if you've been using TS long enough, you've used Citrix. Once upon a time I
did installs of Winframe. aaahhhh, that lovely WNT 3.51 look and feel....

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.

-=D
Fri Jun 30 01:01:17 CDT 2006

TechGeekPro wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:40pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>
>> Cheers JaR, and that is my name.
>
> You wouldn't happen to be a child of the sixties, would you?

'fraid not, child of the 70's and 80's!

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

-=D
Fri Jun 30 01:01:50 CDT 2006

TechGeekPro wrote:
> On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:20pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>
>> Heh, thanks. I was just worried that after passing the seven exams,
>> someone was gonna say 'Ahh, you were supposed to do 'this' first, now
>> all those exams are worth shit'.
>
> Actually, they're worth sh!t before AND after you take them.

Thanks for that, but I know that's untrue.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

-=D
Fri Jun 30 01:02:41 CDT 2006

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "-=D@n=-" <getbent@ease.com> say in news:4gic25F1mue3pU1
> @individual.net:
>
>> Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system'
>> automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to
>> do, or should have done already?!
>
> the system will push out the MCSE once all of the relavent exams are
> completed, but you will need to order your welcome kit to get the
> actual cert, wallet card and chick magnet lapel pin. that's done
> through the mcp private site.
>
> and its a public newsgoup, anyone can be here...
>
> ...except braindumpers, and cheaters....

Thanks for the info Neil. I've already got *a* welcome kit, with the MCP
stuff in.

Luckily, I'm neither a braindumper or a cheater.

--
Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
else can see.

Cerebrus
Fri Jun 30 02:19:54 CDT 2006


Thus spake -=D@n=- :

> Thanks for the info Neil. I've already got *a* welcome kit, with the MCP
> stuff in.

You'll need to order your welcome kit after each new Certification
level (Not exam, mind you). For instance, I had to order it thrice,
once for MCP, once for MCAD and last for MCSD.

> Luckily, I'm neither a braindumper or a cheater.

Yeah, indeed, you're very lucky in that. These days all the cheaters
are running helter-skelter with terror in their hearts and darkness in
their souls.

-=D
Fri Jun 30 03:34:51 CDT 2006

Cerebrus wrote:
> Thus spake -=D@n=- :
>
>> Thanks for the info Neil. I've already got *a* welcome kit, with the
>> MCP stuff in.
>
> You'll need to order your welcome kit after each new Certification
> level (Not exam, mind you). For instance, I had to order it thrice,
> once for MCP, once for MCAD and last for MCSD.

Righto, thanks for that.

>
>> Luckily, I'm neither a braindumper or a cheater.
>
> Yeah, indeed, you're very lucky in that. These days all the cheaters
> are running helter-skelter with terror in their hearts and darkness in
> their souls.

Heheh, noted.

--
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else can see.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 06:36:30 CDT 2006

On Jun 30, 2006 at 2:01am "-=D@n=-" blathered:

> TechGeekPro wrote:
>> On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:40pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>>
>>> Cheers JaR, and that is my name.
>>
>> You wouldn't happen to be a child of the sixties, would you?
>
> 'fraid not, child of the 70's and 80's!

Actually, I was referring to your parents. With a name like "-=D@n+-", I was
wondering of all that acid they did at Woodstock somehow messed up your head.
On another note, I too was a child of the 70's and 80's; Boston rocks man!!!

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TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 06:38:26 CDT 2006

On Jun 29, 2006 at 7:53pm "Neil" blathered:

> ...except braindumpers, and cheaters....

Other than us, they're the only ones who actually stay here!

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Any wire cut to length will be too short.

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 09:25:19 CDT 2006

> I really appreciate you doing that...

No problem. Anything for the senior community.

Consultant
Fri Jun 30 09:28:19 CDT 2006

ok, birth years...........

1970

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F24D6625A55tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jun 30, 2006 at 2:01am "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>
>> TechGeekPro wrote:
>>> On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:40pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>>>
>>>> Cheers JaR, and that is my name.
>>>
>>> You wouldn't happen to be a child of the sixties, would you?
>>
>> 'fraid not, child of the 70's and 80's!
>
> Actually, I was referring to your parents. With a name like "-=D@n+-", I
> was
> wondering of all that acid they did at Woodstock somehow messed up your
> head.
> On another note, I too was a child of the 70's and 80's; Boston rocks
> man!!!
>
> --
> The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
> mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime
> guarantee
> Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Neil
Fri Jun 30 10:07:21 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:OgbJ0DFnGHA.2264
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

>> I really appreciate you doing that...
>
> No problem. Anything for the senior community.
>
>

see, now I'm back to hatin you

--
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- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, it's cold in here...

Neil
Fri Jun 30 10:10:23 CDT 2006

did you hear "Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> say in
news:1151651994.537019.265700@b68g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> Yeah, indeed, you're very lucky in that. These days all the cheaters
> are running helter-skelter with terror in their hearts and darkness in
> their souls.

the work of the MCNGP is never-ending

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins.

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 10:21:01 CDT 2006

> see, now I'm back to hatin you

I just can't make you happy. What do you want from me?

Consultant
Fri Jun 30 10:27:56 CDT 2006

Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F271271AECAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
> news:OgbJ0DFnGHA.2264
> @TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>>> I really appreciate you doing that...
>>
>> No problem. Anything for the senior community.
>>
>>
>
> see, now I'm back to hatin you
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
>
> - BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, it's cold in here...

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 11:37:51 CDT 2006

On Jun 30, 2006 at 10:28am "Consultant" blathered:

> ok, birth years...........
>
> 1970

How'da Guess?

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Only by the splatter of the blood stains.

Neil
Fri Jun 30 13:11:40 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:OZnh6iFnGHA.4448
@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> What do you want from me?

cash is always good. send lots and I will like you again...

--
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- Program: a device used to convert data into error messages.

Neil
Fri Jun 30 13:12:11 CDT 2006

did you hear "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> say in
news:eAnUEnFnGHA.4224@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
> A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts

I'm half-way there!

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Program: a device used to convert data into error messages.

BD
Fri Jun 30 13:59:19 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, TechGeekPro spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> On Jun 29, 2006 at 7:53pm "Neil" blathered:
>
>> ...except braindumpers, and cheaters....
>
> Other than us, they're the only ones who actually stay here!
>
And that's only because they're too stupid to stay out.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

BD
Fri Jun 30 13:58:36 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Neil spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> did you hear "Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> say in
> news:1151651994.537019.265700@b68g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Yeah, indeed, you're very lucky in that. These days all the cheaters
>> are running helter-skelter with terror in their hearts and darkness
>> in their souls.
>
> the work of the MCNGP is never-ending
>
By the sake of $diety....lets hope not at least.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You know IT!?
-- www.swppm.com

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 14:36:57 CDT 2006

> cash is always good. send lots and I will like you again...

How about a dollar? That's like a million in Canuckian money right?

Neil
Fri Jun 30 14:53:21 CDT 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:O
$E17xHnGHA.4348@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>> cash is always good. send lots and I will like you again...
>
> How about a dollar? That's like a million in Canuckian money right?
>
>
>

PUHLEASE! our buck has really shot up there. Yours can't be worth more
that a couple of hundred now...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.

Neil
Fri Jun 30 14:56:22 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD" <www.SWPPM.com> say in news:#OB2QdHnGHA.620
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>
>> the work of the MCNGP is never-ending
>>
> By the sake of $diety....lets hope not at least.
>

the price of dump-freedom is eternal vigilance

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Behaviorist psychology -- pulling habits out of rats.

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 15:15:58 CDT 2006

> It's bannanas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!!!

I ain't jo holla back girl.

Consultant
Fri Jun 30 15:17:08 CDT 2006

ah, you knew it was directed at you, ha!

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F290888F410neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> say in
> news:eAnUEnFnGHA.4224@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
>> A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts
>
> I'm half-way there!
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
>
> - Program: a device used to convert data into error messages.

Neil
Fri Jun 30 15:22:11 CDT 2006

did you hear "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> say in
news:esY1qIInGHA.3544@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> ah, you knew it was directed at you, ha!

you directed a wet fart at me?

--
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- NO CARRIER? Oh well, I didn't want to land anyway.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 15:25:36 CDT 2006

On Jun 30, 2006 at 4:15pm "Jtyc" blathered:

>> It's bannanas b-a-n-a-n-a-s!!!
>
> I ain't jo holla back girl.

I would reply with the usual continuation of lyrics, but considering that
just might be the stupidest song to have come out in quite some time, my
sense of dignity and self respect simply will not allow it.

--
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Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really *are* after you.

MitchS
Fri Jun 30 15:30:20 CDT 2006

'77 post-Elvis.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:O8n9vFFnGHA.4784@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> ok, birth years...........
>
> 1970
>
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97F24D6625A55tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Jun 30, 2006 at 2:01am "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>>
>>> TechGeekPro wrote:
>>>> On Jun 29, 2006 at 12:40pm "-=D@n=-" blathered:
>>>>
>>>>> Cheers JaR, and that is my name.
>>>>
>>>> You wouldn't happen to be a child of the sixties, would you?
>>>
>>> 'fraid not, child of the 70's and 80's!
>>
>> Actually, I was referring to your parents. With a name like "-=D@n+-", I
>> was
>> wondering of all that acid they did at Woodstock somehow messed up your
>> head.
>> On another note, I too was a child of the 70's and 80's; Boston rocks
>> man!!!
>>
>> --
>> The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
>> mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime
>> guarantee
>> Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
>
>

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 15:31:18 CDT 2006

> you directed a wet fart at me?

Oh thank the heavens...



I don't think I can take much more of it.

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 15:36:08 CDT 2006

> I would reply with the usual continuation of lyrics, but considering that
> just might be the stupidest song to have come out in quite some time, my
> sense of dignity and self respect simply will not allow it.

You're traveling with us now, dignity has nothing to do with it.

IT'S BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!




/Movie - song quote bifecta!

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 16:02:46 CDT 2006

On Jun 30, 2006 at 4:36pm "Jtyc" blathered:

>> I would reply with the usual continuation of lyrics, but considering that
>> just might be the stupidest song to have come out in quite some time, my
>> sense of dignity and self respect simply will not allow it.
>
> You're traveling with us now, dignity has nothing to do with it.
>
> IT'S BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
>
>
>
>
> /Movie - song quote bifecta!

Oh, well in that case...

few times I've been around that track
so it´s not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no holla back girl
I ain't no holla back girl

--
The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100
mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee
Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Jtyc
Fri Jun 30 16:11:03 CDT 2006

> Oh, well in that case...
>
> few times I've been around that track
> so it´s not just gonna happen like that
> 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl
> I ain't no holla back girl



*Eyes TGP suspeciously wondering if he had to look up the lyrics*

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 30 16:15:24 CDT 2006

On Jun 30, 2006 at 5:11pm "Jtyc" blathered:

>> Oh, well in that case...
>>
>> few times I've been around that track
>> so it´s not just gonna happen like that
>> 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl
>> I ain't no holla back girl
>
>
>
> *Eyes TGP suspeciously wondering if he had to look up the lyrics*

I'll never tell.



But interestingly enough, it's "this sh!t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s".

--
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An expert will always state the obvious.

MitchS
Fri Jun 30 16:54:19 CDT 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F2AF8BAE2DEtgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jun 30, 2006 at 5:11pm "Jtyc" blathered:
>
>>> Oh, well in that case...
>>>
>>> few times I've been around that track
>>> so it´s not just gonna happen like that
>>> 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl
>>> I ain't no holla back girl
>>
>>
>>
>> *Eyes TGP suspeciously wondering if he had to look up the lyrics*
>
> I'll never tell.
>
>
>
> But interestingly enough, it's "this sh!t is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s".

Interestingly enough, If you eat your bananas with chili laden food, this
sh!t is flambay! ouch-now-my-a$$-rea-lly-is-in-pain.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Stupidity on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Neil
Fri Jun 30 16:55:25 CDT 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:ukpGuPInGHA.4144@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> '77 post-Elvis.

punk, I was pre-JFK killing

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- Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

Frisbee®
Sat Jul 01 07:41:17 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F2B661962Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
> news:ukpGuPInGHA.4144@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> '77 post-Elvis.
>
> punk, I was pre-JFK killing

I was pre-Sputnik, I think.

But I'm pretty sure there were fifty states in The Union.

TechGeekPro
Sat Jul 01 14:03:20 CDT 2006

On Jul 1, 2006 at 8:41am "Frisbee®" blathered:

> But I'm pretty sure there were fifty states in The Union.

Fifty states!!! When did *that* happen?

--
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There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

JaR
Sat Jul 01 15:02:35 CDT 2006

On Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:41:17 -0400, Frisbee® cast into the ether:

> I was pre-Sputnik, I think.
>
> But I'm pretty sure there were fifty states in The Union.

I can actually remember going out in the back yard with my dad trying to
SEE Sputnik! Just a very faint speck of light moving across the sky. With
the light pollution and all the crap in the atmosphere today, I very much
doubt you'd be able to see the same.

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
Here there be dragons
Remove hat to reply

Neil
Sat Jul 01 22:01:57 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:pan.2006.07.01.20.02.35.707535@lakabux.com:

> I can actually remember going out in the back yard with my dad trying to
> SEE Sputnik!

JEEZ yer _OLD_!!!!!

(I've been wanting to hang that on someone else for AGES!)

--
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- Australian foreplay: "Brace yourself, Sheila."

LRM
Sun Jul 02 10:06:10 CDT 2006

The universe stopped when: JaR provided us with:
> On Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:41:17 -0400, Frisbee® cast into the ether:
>
>> I was pre-Sputnik, I think.
>>
>> But I'm pretty sure there were fifty states in The Union.
>
> I can actually remember going out in the back yard with my dad trying
> to SEE Sputnik! Just a very faint speck of light moving across the
> sky. With the light pollution and all the crap in the atmosphere
> today, I very much doubt you'd be able to see the same.

Fabulous! I'm pre-JFK assassination myself, but not pre-sputnik. However, I
remember watching the first lunar landing broadcast on TV on all the 3
affiliates. If you weren't watching that you were watching either PBS or
Creature Feature on the other two channels. You had to turn a dial to get to
them on our black and white TV.
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

TechGeekPro
Sun Jul 02 17:17:47 CDT 2006

On Jul 1, 2006 at 11:01pm "Neil" blathered:

> JEEZ yer _OLD_!!!!!
>
> (I've been wanting to hang that on someone else for AGES!)

Was that the dark ages or the middle ages?

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Neil
Sun Jul 02 18:09:40 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
news:#aeaPkenGHA.1332@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> Fabulous! I'm pre-JFK assassination myself, but not pre-sputnik.
> However, I remember watching the first lunar landing broadcast on TV
> on all the 3 affiliates. If you weren't watching that you were
> watching either PBS or Creature Feature on the other two channels. You
> had to turn a dial to get to them on our black and white TV.

I watched that too...the lunar landing, not PBS stuff...

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LRM
Sun Jul 02 19:57:01 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97F4C300B5A9Eneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
> news:#aeaPkenGHA.1332@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> Fabulous! I'm pre-JFK assassination myself, but not pre-sputnik.
>> However, I remember watching the first lunar landing broadcast on TV
>> on all the 3 affiliates. If you weren't watching that you were
>> watching either PBS or Creature Feature on the other two channels. You
>> had to turn a dial to get to them on our black and white TV.
>
> I watched that too...the lunar landing, not PBS stuff...
>
On a black and white TV?

B