Help!!!!

Help me pleeeeeese!

A while back I flushed my MCSE certificate down the pan and now in order to
get a job at McDonalds, they have insisted on seeing the actual MCSE
certificate. WTF, I mean, the job only involves taking orders not operating
the fryer, but such is life I guess. Anyway, how do I get a replacement?

BD
Tue Sep 19 15:28:23 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Worried (gnu@gnugnugnu.net) graced us with in
12h0ijad8figt29@corp.supernews.com?<<
> Help me pleeeeeese!
>
> A while back I flushed my MCSE certificate down the pan and now in
> order to get a job at McDonalds, they have insisted on seeing the
> actual MCSE certificate. WTF, I mean, the job only involves taking
> orders not operating the fryer, but such is life I guess. Anyway, how
> do I get a replacement?
>
You WHAT?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!111!!!One!

Well....that'll learn ya!!!

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DragonDance
Wed Sep 20 07:49:01 CDT 2006

"BD [MCNGP]" wrote:

> >>Did you see what Worried (gnu@gnugnugnu.net) graced us with in
> 12h0ijad8figt29@corp.supernews.com?<<
> > Help me pleeeeeese!
> >
> > A while back I flushed my MCSE certificate down the pan and now in
> > order to get a job at McDonalds, they have insisted on seeing the
> > actual MCSE certificate. WTF, I mean, the job only involves taking
> > orders not operating the fryer, but such is life I guess. Anyway, how
> > do I get a replacement?
> >

Go and take the MCFE certification exam. It's new and more valuable. Duh!

BD[MCNGP]>
Wed Sep 20 09:03:39 CDT 2006

"Dragon Without Wings" <DragonDance@LordofTheRing.com> wrote in message
news:681127A4-7A4A-429C-919E-C2E4B39B6CF1@microsoft.com...
> "BD [MCNGP]" wrote:
>

>
> Go and take the MCFE certification exam. It's new and more valuable.
Duh!
>
You talkin' to me?

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Frisbee®
Wed Sep 20 09:11:59 CDT 2006

<BD[MCNGP]> wrote in message
news:e%23P$%231L3GHA.4976@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> "Dragon Without Wings" <DragonDance@LordofTheRing.com> wrote in message
> news:681127A4-7A4A-429C-919E-C2E4B39B6CF1@microsoft.com...
>> "BD [MCNGP]" wrote:
>>
>
>>
>> Go and take the MCFE certification exam. It's new and more valuable.
> Duh!
>>
> You talkin' to me?

There's nobody else here.

BD
Wed Sep 20 10:23:20 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Frisbee® (billLASTNAME@yahoo.com) graced us with in
ONES86L3GHA.4924@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl?<<
> <BD[MCNGP]> wrote in message
> news:e%23P$%231L3GHA.4976@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> "Dragon Without Wings" <DragonDance@LordofTheRing.com> wrote in
>> message news:681127A4-7A4A-429C-919E-C2E4B39B6CF1@microsoft.com...
>>> "BD [MCNGP]" wrote:
>>>
>>
>>>
>>> Go and take the MCFE certification exam. It's new and more
>>> valuable. Duh!
>>>
>> You talkin' to me?
>
> There's nobody else here.
>
I'm so confused
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DragonDance
Wed Sep 20 10:59:01 CDT 2006



> >>>
> >> You talkin' to me?
> >
> > There's nobody else here.
> >
> I'm so confused
> --
> BD
> MCNGP #51
> -- MCNGP.com - You think you know IT!?
> -- The new IT Certification Forums: www.CertGuard.com/forums/
>
>
Apparently you are more worry than Worried :-)

BD
Wed Sep 20 11:23:18 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Dragon Without Wings (DragonDance@LordofTheRing.com)
graced us with in D22179DC-96E1-4BAA-8B1F-D32ECA705ABD@microsoft.com?<<
>>>> You talkin' to me?
>>>
>>> There's nobody else here.
>>>
>> I'm so confused
>> --
>> BD
>> MCNGP #51
>> -- MCNGP.com - You think you know IT!?
>> -- The new IT Certification Forums: www.CertGuard.com/forums/
>>
>>
> Apparently you are more worry than Worried :-)
>
lol...no, the way that you replied to my post, clipped what I had said, replied
to what worried had said, then left my name at the top, made it look like you
were replying to something I had said, but I didn't say it, worried said it, so
it was kind of odd how you made it look like I said it....understand what I'm
saying? ;)
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Lnkwizard2
Wed Sep 20 11:31:14 CDT 2006


"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
news:ukOwLFN3GHA.4632@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...

<snipped>

> lol...no, the way that you replied to my post, clipped what I had said,
> replied
> to what worried had said, then left my name at the top, made it look like
> you
> were replying to something I had said, but I didn't say it, worried said
> it, so
> it was kind of odd how you made it look like I said it....understand what
> I'm
> saying? ;)
> --

That sounded like some of the explanations my clusers use to
tell me how they broke their PC

CBIC
Wed Sep 20 11:35:39 CDT 2006


"Lnkwizard2" <lnk.wizard.nodots.2@hot.mail.com> wrote in message
news:OP2vxIN3GHA.2196@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...

> That sounded like some of the explanations my clusers use to
> tell me how they broke their PC
>
Me too, except mine like to say thingy alot. Maybe I should wear pants.

BD
Wed Sep 20 11:53:39 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Lnkwizard2 (lnk.wizard.nodots.2@hot.mail.com) graced
us with in OP2vxIN3GHA.2196@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl?<<
> "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
> news:ukOwLFN3GHA.4632@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>
> <snipped>
>
>> lol...no, the way that you replied to my post, clipped what I had
>> said, replied
>> to what worried had said, then left my name at the top, made it look
>> like you
>> were replying to something I had said, but I didn't say it, worried
>> said it, so
>> it was kind of odd how you made it look like I said it....understand
>> what I'm
>> saying? ;)
>> --
>
> That sounded like some of the explanations my clusers use to
> tell me how they broke their PC
>
Same here, that's the thingy I was going for.
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BD
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Ajeesh
Sun Oct 01 22:58:01 CDT 2006

i need to study networking
but how i can
please tell me more...

Unreasonable
Mon Oct 02 00:09:45 CDT 2006


"Ajeesh N Kumaran" <Ajeesh N Kumaran@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:DD34B9F6-6BC0-4807-9948-3E83537F1665@microsoft.com...
> i need to study networking

are you certain you need to?

> but how i can

books or internet articles. also, try taking apart and putting your computer
back together again, hooking it up to computers, screwing up and unscrewing
up.

> please tell me more...

I was waiting to eat breakfast this morning, and for a moment, it was really
interesting to watch all of the other people there, and how they related to
each other. I sat on a rock and watched from a distance. I saw something
indescribable. I was at the convenience store a little while ago, and saw a
beautiful young lady. I think she liked me, our eyes met, we sorta smiled,
we were both too shy to say anything, and it made me sad to know that I
would probably never see her again. I just like to type.

Cerebrus
Mon Oct 02 01:10:37 CDT 2006


Unreasonable Facsimiles Of Schr=F6dinger [88/1:1.61803399] :

> described the indescribable.

Maybe she thought you looked kinda cute in the mini-skirt.

Unreasonable
Mon Oct 02 02:34:45 CDT 2006


"Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> wrote in message
news:1159769437.070316.253780@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...

Unreasonable Facsimiles Of Schrödinger [88/1:1.61803399] :

>> described the indescribable.

> Maybe she thought you looked kinda cute in the mini-skirt.

I'm sorry, an error on your part has taken place, and unfortunately, what
follows needs to be expressed, and out of respect for your feelings, I
recommend you look away.

What follows may be uglier than tubgirl.

I exhonorate myself from all blame if you choose to read further.

Last chance. If you continue to read this, you have no license to be angry
with anyone but yourself.

You have been warned.


Reading comprehension skill, minus 10.
Failed humor attempt with veiled insult, minus 10, minus 10.
Butting in where unnecessary, minus 10.

Total score, -8129312423.

For your learning, I have reproduced the text, this time, with a line break.

-
I was waiting to eat breakfast this morning, and for a moment, it was really
interesting to watch all of the other people there, and how they related to
each other. I sat on a rock and watched from a distance. I saw something
indescribable.

I was at the convenience store a little while ago, and saw a
beautiful young lady. I think she liked me, our eyes met, we sorta smiled,
we were both too shy to say anything, and it made me sad to know that I
would probably never see her again. I just like to type.
-

Two separate incidents. Breakfast THIS MORNING, convenience store A LITTLE
WHILE AGO.

What I saw at breakfast was indescribable. What happened at the convenient
store was NOT indescribable.

And no, I didn't HAVE TO put a line break in there, form and function were
not requirements of the OP's request, and no, the response WASN'T TO YOU.

Thank you for your 2 cents. You owe me 12 billion dollars.

Our behavior here is damaging. We are not being helpful. We should all leave
and come back when we're ready to have fun and not drag the rest of the
world into this playground. Anyone posting a snarky response to this does so
with willful disregard to the wellbeing of the people who might benefit from
being here. I appreciate your sense of humor. I hope you appreciate mine. I
appreciate your personality and would like to respect you and your point of
view as intelligent people. We are all too emotionally involved here. Let's
do it somewhere else.

We are not smart. Two wrongs do not make a right. Thank you for making me
wrong. Let's make things right.

FREEDOM IS THE F-WORD. We do not have the freedom here to post the F-WORD.
Let's find freedom.

JaR
Tue Oct 03 14:55:30 CDT 2006

On Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:34:45 -0700, Unreasonable Facsimiles Of
Schrödinger [88/1:1.61803399] cast into the ether:

>> Maybe she thought you looked kinda cute in the mini-skirt.
>
> I'm sorry, an error on your part has taken place, and unfortunately, what
> follows needs to be expressed, and out of respect for your feelings, I
> recommend you look away.


I think you really need a hug.

Can you go out, right now, and find someone to give you a hug? I really
think you should, you know. if you were local, I would ask SWMBO to give
you a nice hug. She is a really great hugger. Really great.

By golly, if you can't morally bring yourself to assasinate terrorist
watermelons with large-caliber projectile weapons, then getting a nice hug
is a sure-fire way to make your day brighter.

I highly recommend it.

This message has been brought to you by a certain buxom blonde and the
caliber .45.

Thank you.

--
JaR
MCNGP 22
department of Stress Relief
Remove hat to reply

Cerebrus
Thu Oct 05 09:26:40 CDT 2006


Unreasonable Facsimiles Of Schr=F6dinger [88/1:1.61803399] wrote:


> Reading comprehension skill, minus 10.
> Failed humor attempt with veiled insult, minus 10, minus 10.
> Butting in where unnecessary, minus 10.
>
> Total score, -8129312423.

Errr... excoosh me, isn't that supposed to total -40 ? Please to be
giving me the marks I deserve.

> Thank you for your 2 cents. You owe me 12 billion dollars.

Ok, please deduct the said amount from the 20 billion that you borrowed
last week to buy yourself lingerie.

V
Sat Oct 07 01:53:22 CDT 2006

"Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> wrote in message

> Errr... excoosh me, isn't that supposed to total -40 ? Please to be
> giving me the marks I deserve.

No.

>> Thank you for your 2 cents. You owe me 12 billion dollars.

> Ok, please deduct the said amount from the 20 billion that you borrowed
> last week to buy yourself lingerie.

I don't feel like it.