I Hate my MCSE

I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
a thing.


Please help.

Neil
Thu May 06 19:34:34 CDT 2004

"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:98f401c433c8
$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> a thing.
>
>
> Please help.
>

ask him which boot camp he attended...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Network
Thu May 06 19:59:16 CDT 2004

Jenny,

He is probably a braindump bootcamp A * * * * * * * *

Did he set your IP address to 867.5.309 ???

Cheers,

NWG


"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> a thing.
>
>
> Please help.

anonymous
Thu May 06 21:27:09 CDT 2004

Jenny:

Did you explain clearly what your problem(s) is(are)?
Give him or her a second chance and give him or her a
kiss! It works wonder in this cold world!

cheers,
chop
>-----Original Message-----
>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:98f401c433c8
>$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot
fix
>> a thing.
>>
>>
>> Please help.
>>
>
>ask him which boot camp he attended...
>
>--
>Neil MCNGP #30
>"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
>.
>

Network
Thu May 06 21:48:37 CDT 2004


"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> a thing.
>
>
> Please help.

8

Rowdy
Thu May 06 22:20:38 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:9a0d01c433da$cc0456a0
$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> Jenny:
>
> Did you explain clearly what your problem(s) is(are)?
> Give him or her a second chance and give him or her a
> kiss! It works wonder in this cold world!
>
> cheers,
> chop

yes, give him a little kiss on his MCSE lapel pin, that might make him
nicer to you...

:-)

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
--
Rowdy's Home Page
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"it's a work in progress" :-(

The
Fri May 07 03:16:53 CDT 2004

It's good to see you back, just like the old days before the meds
stopped working.

Good stuff keep it up.

On Thu, 6 May 2004 20:59:16 -0400, "Network Guru"
<nwg@nwgspammail.com> wrote:

>Jenny,
>
>He is probably a braindump bootcamp A * * * * * * * *
>
>Did he set your IP address to 867.5.309 ???
>
>Cheers,
>
>NWG
>
>
>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>> a thing.
>>
>>
>> Please help.
>


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Fri May 07 03:18:27 CDT 2004

>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>a thing.

bet he can grill a mean burger though!

>Please help.

Maybe put some worms in his coffee?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Fri May 07 03:22:57 CDT 2004

>yes, give him a little kiss on his MCSE lapel pin, that might make him
>nicer to you...

true, but he still won't be able to sort out the network problems,
optimize throughput through the dmz and design & implement a disaster
recovery plan; however at the company BBQ, he's you're man!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Rowdy
Fri May 07 06:23:39 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:pjhm90pa0a1vaad6slhu32rmjtar9huro3@4ax.com:

>>yes, give him a little kiss on his MCSE lapel pin, that might make him
>>nicer to you...
>
> true, but he still won't be able to sort out the network problems,
> optimize throughput through the dmz and design & implement a disaster
> recovery plan; however at the company BBQ, he's you're man!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

but, if you structure your questions is such a way so that your company
name is replaced with "testking", he might be able to help then.

:-)

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
--
Rowdy's Home Page
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"it's a work in progress" :-(

Network
Fri May 07 06:59:09 CDT 2004


"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:3ghm90puoi0c815bfvld853hvn9us3vf18@4ax.com...
> >I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> >a thing.
>
> bet he can grill a mean burger though!
>
> >Please help.
>
> Maybe put some worms in his coffee?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3


The worms will need protein to survive. This may be a case where spitting
into coffee beats swallowing

billLASTINIT
Fri May 07 07:55:52 CDT 2004

Jenny wrote:
> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> a thing.
>
>
> Please help.

He must be well-endowed then.

--
Fris "Perhaps you should verify the rumor" bee®

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

billLASTINIT
Fri May 07 07:57:06 CDT 2004

Network Guru wrote:
> "Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>> a thing.
>>
>>
>> Please help.
>
> 8
6

Ron
Fri May 07 07:59:24 CDT 2004

quit...let him NOT fix anything alone.
>-----Original Message-----
>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot
fix
>a thing.
>
>
>Please help.
>.
>

Neil
Fri May 07 08:14:06 CDT 2004

Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> wrote in
news:Xns94E24B372C935rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> but, if you structure your questions is such a way so that your company
> name is replaced with "testking", he might be able to help then.
>

no, you replace the name of the company with northwest traders, fabrikam,
Contoso, adatum, lucerne publishing, wingtips toys, tailspin toys,
adventureworks, Woodgrove bank or blue younder air...

and make sure that any questions are asked in multiple choice format...

(kill him....)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Fri May 07 08:14:55 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:#j9iOLDNEHA.3348
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Network Guru wrote:
>> "Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>>> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>>> a thing.
>>>
>>>
>>> Please help.
>>
>> 8
> 6
7


--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Fri May 07 08:18:59 CDT 2004

"Network Guru" <nwg@nwgspammail.com> wrote in message
news:eeq0yqCNEHA.3472@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> news:3ghm90puoi0c815bfvld853hvn9us3vf18@4ax.com...
> > >I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> > >a thing.
> >
> > bet he can grill a mean burger though!
> >
> > >Please help.
> >
> > Maybe put some worms in his coffee?
> >
> > Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
>
> The worms will need protein to survive. This may be a case where spitting
> into coffee beats swallowing

Consultant knows how to feed them.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Fri May 07 08:18:10 CDT 2004


"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23j9iOLDNEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Network Guru wrote:
> > "Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> > news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> >> I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> >> a thing.
> >>
> >>
> >> Please help.
> >
> > 8
> 6
7

Dragon
Fri May 07 10:53:21 CDT 2004

When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these tasks? I
cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)


"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:pjhm90pa0a1vaad6slhu32rmjtar9huro3@4ax.com...
> >yes, give him a little kiss on his MCSE lapel pin, that might make him
> >nicer to you...
>
> true, but he still won't be able to sort out the network problems,
> optimize throughput through the dmz and design & implement a disaster
> recovery plan; however at the company BBQ, he's you're man!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kat
Fri May 07 10:59:34 CDT 2004

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> news:%23j9iOLDNEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>>Network Guru wrote:
>>
>>>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>>>news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>>>
>>>>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>>>>a thing.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Please help.
>>>
>>>8
>>
>>6
>
> 7
>
.
5
--
Kat - MCNGP #29

The
Fri May 07 11:01:17 CDT 2004

>When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these tasks? I
>cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)

get away! what, not even being able to prepare BBQ's!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Consultant
Fri May 07 11:06:38 CDT 2004


"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409bb266$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Ken Briscoe wrote:
> > "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> > news:%23j9iOLDNEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> >>Network Guru wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> >>>
> >>>>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> >>>>a thing.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Please help.
> >>>
> >>>8
> >>
> >>6
> >
> > 7
> >
> .
> 5
> -
>3

Dragon
Fri May 07 11:31:48 CDT 2004

Not even BBQ,,, They didn't know how to search the web so couldn't find
dumps on BBQ certification.


"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:0lcn905tbe9nmt1jncr480fsiij77ca7mj@4ax.com...
> >When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these tasks?
I
> >cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)
>
> get away! what, not even being able to prepare BBQ's!!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Fri May 07 11:37:02 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:O$7JI1ENEHA.2532
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> news:409bb266$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
>> Ken Briscoe wrote:
>> > "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
>> > news:%23j9iOLDNEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> >
>> >>Network Guru wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>> >>>
>> >>>>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>> >>>>a thing.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Please help.
>> >>>
>> >>>8
>> >>
>> >>6
>> >
>> > 7
>> >
>> .
>> 5
>> -
>>3
>
0

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Kat
Fri May 07 11:39:34 CDT 2004

Mmm, barbeque.... steak.... beer.... Whatever happened to the MCNGP
barbeque?

Dragon wrote:

> Not even BBQ,,, They didn't know how to search the web so couldn't find
> dumps on BBQ certification.
>
>
> "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> news:0lcn905tbe9nmt1jncr480fsiij77ca7mj@4ax.com...
>
>>>When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these tasks?
>
> I
>
>>>cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)
>>
>>get away! what, not even being able to prepare BBQ's!!
>>
>>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
>
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

LnkWizard
Fri May 07 11:47:05 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94E280599CF47neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:O$7JI1ENEHA.2532
> @TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
> >
> > "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> > news:409bb266$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> >> Ken Briscoe wrote:
> >> > "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:%23j9iOLDNEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >> >
> >> >>Network Guru wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> >> >>>>a thing.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>Please help.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>8
> >> >>
> >> >>6
> >> >
> >> > 7
> >> >
> >> .
> >> 5
> >> -
> >>3
> >
> 0
>
9

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5

"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
---

Brian
Fri May 07 11:49:52 CDT 2004

Is he a member of the MCNGP?

hahahahha guys...OK, bring it on!




>-----Original Message-----
>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
>a thing.
>
>
>Please help.
>.
>

Neil
Fri May 07 11:50:39 CDT 2004

Kat <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in news:409bbbc6$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca:

>
> Mmm, barbeque.... steak.... beer.... Whatever happened to the MCNGP
> barbeque?
>

aren't we waiting for your new job, so we can have it in teh south pacific?

--
Dr. Stupid MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Dr
Fri May 07 11:59:35 CDT 2004

"Brian" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:9ef001c43453
$515b89e0$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> Is he a member of the MCNGP?
>
> hahahahha guys...OK, bring it on!
>

If he was, She would hate him, he would be arogant and he _COULD_ fix
things...
(very subtle difference so I see your confusion)

--
Dr. Stupid MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Consultant
Fri May 07 12:08:24 CDT 2004

i got it, i got it!


"LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ebKTvLFNEHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns94E280599CF47neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:O$7JI1ENEHA.2532
> > @TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
> >
> > >
> > > "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> > > news:409bb266$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> > >> Ken Briscoe wrote:
> > >> > "Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> > >> > news:%23j9iOLDNEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > >> >
> > >> >>Network Guru wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >>>"Jenny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> > >> >>>news:98f401c433c8$a4631850$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>>I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> > >> >>>>a thing.
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>Please help.
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>8
> > >> >>
> > >> >>6
> > >> >
> > >> > 7
> > >> >
> > >> .
> > >> 5
> > >> -
> > >>3
> > >
> > 0
> >
> 9
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
> ---
> LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5
>
> "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
> ---
>
>

Consultant
Fri May 07 12:07:31 CDT 2004

you mean the annual mcngp bbq/wet t-shirt contest?


"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409bbbc6$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Mmm, barbeque.... steak.... beer.... Whatever happened to the MCNGP
> barbeque?
>
> Dragon wrote:
>
> > Not even BBQ,,, They didn't know how to search the web so couldn't find
> > dumps on BBQ certification.
> >
> >
> > "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> > news:0lcn905tbe9nmt1jncr480fsiij77ca7mj@4ax.com...
> >
> >>>When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these
tasks?
> >
> > I
> >
> >>>cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)
> >>
> >>get away! what, not even being able to prepare BBQ's!!
> >>
> >>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

Consultant
Fri May 07 12:09:19 CDT 2004

is that all you got little man?
although, i thought the same thing at first, ha ha


"Brian" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:9ef001c43453$515b89e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> Is he a member of the MCNGP?
>
> hahahahha guys...OK, bring it on!
>
>
>
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot fix
> >a thing.
> >
> >
> >Please help.
> >.
> >

Neil
Fri May 07 12:16:57 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:#msBpXFNEHA.2996
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>
> i got it, i got it!
>

I got your number on the wall

--
Dr. Stupid MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Fri May 07 12:23:23 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:u0$6JXFNEHA.3420@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> you mean the annual mcngp bbq/wet t-shirt contest?

Yes. That one. Kat's hooking us up with a cruise, so we can be elitists at
sea.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Fri May 07 12:25:45 CDT 2004

"Dr. Stupid" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94E2842C781BEneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> --
> Dr. Stupid MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

I'm sorry Dr. Stupid, but you are not an MCNGP. Please return Neil's
signature to him, and cease and desist with the self-titling (Aside from Dr.
Stupid - that one is both fitting and humorus [humourous, for billy])

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Fri May 07 12:37:01 CDT 2004

nice!

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eQWD6fFNEHA.1608@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:u0$6JXFNEHA.3420@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > you mean the annual mcngp bbq/wet t-shirt contest?
>
> Yes. That one. Kat's hooking us up with a cruise, so we can be elitists at
> sea.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Neil
Fri May 07 13:06:00 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in
news:edOHPhFNEHA.684@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> "Dr. Stupid" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns94E2842C781BEneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>
>> --
>> Dr. Stupid MCNGP #30
>> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
>
> I'm sorry Dr. Stupid, but you are not an MCNGP. Please return Neil's
> signature to him, and cease and desist with the self-titling (Aside
> from Dr. Stupid - that one is both fitting and humorus [humourous, for
> billy])
>

Duuuuuhhhh, OK Ren! I mean Ken...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Kat
Fri May 07 13:38:15 CDT 2004

Wet T shirt contest? i thought the T shirt was optional? I was looking
forward to wearing the bikini you gave me :*(

Consultant wrote:
> you mean the annual mcngp bbq/wet t-shirt contest?
>
>
> "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> news:409bbbc6$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
>
>>Mmm, barbeque.... steak.... beer.... Whatever happened to the MCNGP
>>barbeque?
>>
>>Dragon wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Not even BBQ,,, They didn't know how to search the web so couldn't find
>>>dumps on BBQ certification.
>>>
>>>
>>>"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
>>>news:0lcn905tbe9nmt1jncr480fsiij77ca7mj@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>
>>>>>When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these
>
> tasks?
>
>>>I
>>>
>>>
>>>>>cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)
>>>>
>>>>get away! what, not even being able to prepare BBQ's!!
>>>>
>>>>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>--
>>Kat - MCNGP #29
>>
>>
>
>
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Brian
Fri May 07 13:46:12 CDT 2004

Just kidding guys. My boring ass tech support job gives me
lots of time to read these posts and often times I find
them more humorous than informational. Keep up the good
work!


>-----Original Message-----
>is that all you got little man?
>although, i thought the same thing at first, ha ha
>
>
>"Brian" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message
>news:9ef001c43453$515b89e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>> Is he a member of the MCNGP?
>>
>> hahahahha guys...OK, bring it on!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >-----Original Message-----
>> >I hate my company's MCSE ... He is arogant and cannot
fix
>> >a thing.
>> >
>> >
>> >Please help.
>> >.
>> >
>
>
>.
>

Consultant
Fri May 07 14:04:20 CDT 2004

it is optional
please, wear what you wish


"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409bd797$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Wet T shirt contest? i thought the T shirt was optional? I was looking
> forward to wearing the bikini you gave me :*(
>
> Consultant wrote:
> > you mean the annual mcngp bbq/wet t-shirt contest?
> >
> >
> > "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> > news:409bbbc6$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> >
> >>Mmm, barbeque.... steak.... beer.... Whatever happened to the MCNGP
> >>barbeque?
> >>
> >>Dragon wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Not even BBQ,,, They didn't know how to search the web so couldn't find
> >>>dumps on BBQ certification.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> >>>news:0lcn905tbe9nmt1jncr480fsiij77ca7mj@4ax.com...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>When was the last time a 'regular' mcse was able to perform these
> >
> > tasks?
> >
> >>>I
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>cannot see even 25% of what you said in the MCSE curriculum. :-)
> >>>>
> >>>>get away! what, not even being able to prepare BBQ's!!
> >>>>
> >>>>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>--
> >>Kat - MCNGP #29
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
> >
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

Mature
Fri May 07 16:29:14 CDT 2004

>...give him a little kiss on his MCSE lapel pin, that
might make him nicer to you...

Tell him you'll have a very important question for him
when you return from the restroom. Go into the restroom
and remove your underwear. 'Accidentally' leave an extra
button undone on your blouse. Do whatever you need to to
get your nip*les rock hard, and approach him.

As you ask him if he's really an MCSE, make sure you
are 'distracted' and look over your shoulder, to give him
a free look at your assets.

When he shows you his MCSE lapel pin, ask him "Are you
proud of it? Can I touch it?" Then, slowly get really
close to it, letting him look down your blouse and slowly
lick his MCSE lapel pin a couple times.

Then slowly back up and obviously look at his crotch to
see if he's hard. If he is, ask him "Are you proud of
it? Can I touch it?"

Brat
Fri May 07 20:52:45 CDT 2004

you mean kim

--
Sue MCNGP #69
Proud member since April 8, 2002
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94E28F6EE38E0neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in
> news:edOHPhFNEHA.684@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
> > "Dr. Stupid" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns94E2842C781BEneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> >>
> >> --
> >> Dr. Stupid MCNGP #30
> >> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
> >
> > I'm sorry Dr. Stupid, but you are not an MCNGP. Please return Neil's
> > signature to him, and cease and desist with the self-titling (Aside
> > from Dr. Stupid - that one is both fitting and humorus [humourous, for
> > billy])
> >
>
> Duuuuuhhhh, OK Ren! I mean Ken...
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Frank
Sat May 08 06:50:48 CDT 2004

no, don't stop there keep going I'm almost there sugar
mouth.
>-----Original Message-----
>>...give him a little kiss on his MCSE lapel pin, that
>might make him nicer to you...
>
>Tell him you'll have a very important question for him
>when you return from the restroom. Go into the restroom
>and remove your underwear. 'Accidentally' leave an extra
>button undone on your blouse. Do whatever you need to to
>get your nip*les rock hard, and approach him.
>
>As you ask him if he's really an MCSE, make sure you
>are 'distracted' and look over your shoulder, to give him
>a free look at your assets.
>
>When he shows you his MCSE lapel pin, ask him "Are you
>proud of it? Can I touch it?" Then, slowly get really
>close to it, letting him look down your blouse and slowly
>lick his MCSE lapel pin a couple times.
>
>Then slowly back up and obviously look at his crotch to
>see if he's hard. If he is, ask him "Are you proud of
>it? Can I touch it?"
>.
>

Rowdy
Sat May 08 07:55:55 CDT 2004

"Frank Castle" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:a03301c434f2$b48dfa30$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> no, don't stop there keep going I'm almost there sugar

don't stop believing...

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
--
Rowdy's Home Page
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"it's a work in progress" :-(

Neil
Sat May 08 11:02:48 CDT 2004

"Brat" <likeIwouldtellyou@inyourdreams.com> wrote in news:N3Xmc.36700
$Np3.1408650@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca:

>
> you mean kim
>

right sorry, What was your extension again, Kim?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Laura
Fri May 28 10:42:02 CDT 2004

In article <Xns94E2871E88CAFneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16>,
neilmcse@nospamforyou.com says...
> >
> > i got it, i got it!
> >
>
> I got your number on the wall
>
>
For a good time call..