Happy Easter Consultant

I pity you Consultant;
you still feel the need to come on here and belittle people who are
asking genuine questions
does it make you feel big doing that?is it the only time you feel big
:-)



Consultant on a date

Female: I'm really turned on, can you hurry up and put it in
Consultant: its already in


Consultant in the pub

Man: Do you think a women has ever faked an orgasm when she is with you
Consultant
Consultant: What do you mean by the word "orgasm"
Man: Its when during lovemaking a women makes a noise like this(man
then does an impression of a women having an orgasm)
Consultant: ohh...no women has ever faked an orgasm with me because I
never hear them sounds during lovemaking.


Consultant getting angry

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1071097

Briscobar
Fri Apr 14 16:27:34 CDT 2006

qplayer@hotmail.com <qplayer@hotmail.com> rambled:
>
qplayer@hotmail.com?
qplayer@hotmail.com?
qplayer@hotmail.com?

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KB

MCNGP #26
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Jtyc
Fri Apr 14 16:45:03 CDT 2006

Your grammatical skills lack depth.

Bigus
Fri Apr 14 19:52:14 CDT 2006

**qplayer@hotmail.com's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> I pity you Consultant;
> you still feel the need to come on here and belittle people who are
> asking genuine questions
> does it make you feel big doing that?is it the only time you feel big
> :-)
>
>
>
> Consultant on a date
>
> Female: I'm really turned on, can you hurry up and put it in
> Consultant: its already in
>
>
> Consultant in the pub
>
> Man: Do you think a women has ever faked an orgasm when she is with
> you Consultant
> Consultant: What do you mean by the word "orgasm"
> Man: Its when during lovemaking a women makes a noise like this(man
> then does an impression of a women having an orgasm)
> Consultant: ohh...no women has ever faked an orgasm with me because I
> never hear them sounds during lovemaking.
>
>
> Consultant getting angry
>

qplayer@hotmail.com on a date...

Male: Magnifying Glass!
Assistant: Magnifying Glass.

Male: Tweezers!
Assistant: Tweezers.

Male: Net!
Asst: Net.

Male: Burdizzo!
Asst: Burdizzo?

Male: Smaller Burdizzo!
Asst: You mean the one for Hamsters?

qplayer@hotmail.com crying

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

qplayer
Sat Apr 15 02:37:10 CDT 2006

Bigus, is consultant your boyfriend?

Frisbee®
Sat Apr 15 07:54:57 CDT 2006

<qplayer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1145086630.817750.168600@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Bigus, is consultant your boyfriend?

Why? Were you wanting to ask Con for a date?

Bigus
Sat Apr 15 10:38:18 CDT 2006

**qplayer@hotmail.com's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Bigus, is consultant your boyfriend?
>
He's my Brother you f@gg0t!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Stan
Mon Apr 17 11:45:54 CDT 2006

It's just him it's all of them, every last one of them. The MCNGP should be
renamed NGPWL that's People News Group Posters Without a Life.

<qplayer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1145047481.894024.25170@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>I pity you Consultant;
> you still feel the need to come on here and belittle people who are
> asking genuine questions
> does it make you feel big doing that?is it the only time you feel big
> :-)
>
>
>
> Consultant on a date
>
> Female: I'm really turned on, can you hurry up and put it in
> Consultant: its already in
>
>
> Consultant in the pub
>
> Man: Do you think a women has ever faked an orgasm when she is with you
> Consultant
> Consultant: What do you mean by the word "orgasm"
> Man: Its when during lovemaking a women makes a noise like this(man
> then does an impression of a women having an orgasm)
> Consultant: ohh...no women has ever faked an orgasm with me because I
> never hear them sounds during lovemaking.
>
>
> Consultant getting angry
>
> http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1071097
>

Jtyc
Mon Apr 17 12:09:30 CDT 2006

> It's just him it's all of them, every last one of them. The MCNGP should
> be renamed NGPWL that's People News Group Posters Without a Life.

That is very inaccurate. We all have lives, you, me, The Laura and even The
InterNeil. Now whether or not our lives are interesting is debatable.

PNGPWAILIMO would be more accurate.


Hope this helps! And have a terrific day!

Frisbee®
Mon Apr 17 12:15:02 CDT 2006

"Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in message
news:1247hei5a98va00@corp.supernews.com...
> It's just him it's all of them, every last one of them. The MCNGP should
> be renamed NGPWL that's People News Group Posters Without a Life.

Did you strain a brain cell or six million coming up with that?

There are so many mistakes in that one run-on sentence, it could be a
third-grade English final exam.

Stan
Mon Apr 17 12:46:37 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uPdjvJkYGHA.3448@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> "Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in message
> news:1247hei5a98va00@corp.supernews.com...
>> It's just him it's all of them, every last one of them. The MCNGP should
>> be renamed NGPWL that's People News Group Posters Without a Life.
>
> Did you strain a brain cell or six million coming up with that?
>
> There are so many mistakes in that one run-on sentence, it could be a
> third-grade English final exam.
>
>

You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you manage? I mean,
surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers, you know *real* people
with real lives.

JaR
Mon Apr 17 12:59:45 CDT 2006

"Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in
news:1247l0eftuqsi74@corp.supernews.com:

> You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you manage? I
> mean, surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers, you know
> *real* people with real lives.

Oh, *look*, it found its *asterisk* key! Isn't that the *cutest* thing?

Awww...our little luser is growing up.

--
JaR
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CBIC
Mon Apr 17 13:09:55 CDT 2006


> You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you manage?
> I mean, surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers, you know
> *real* people with real lives.

Why are you being so mean?
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Frisbee®
Mon Apr 17 13:18:04 CDT 2006

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:uQsLjokYGHA.4432@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
>
>> You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you manage?
>> I mean, surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers, you know
>> *real* people with real lives.
>
> Why are you being so mean?

Thank you... I was too busy sobbing to reply.

Stan
Mon Apr 17 15:43:33 CDT 2006

> Awww...our little luser is growing up.

Funny coming from the laughing stock of for this newsgroup.

Stan
Mon Apr 17 15:45:28 CDT 2006

>>> You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you manage?
>>> I mean, surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers, you know
>>> *real* people with real lives.
>>
>> Why are you being so mean?
>
> Thank you... I was too busy sobbing to reply.
>
You mean you were too busy deciding which hand to use tonight, yeah sure
real tough decision for you alright.

JaR
Mon Apr 17 16:07:40 CDT 2006

"Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in
news:1247vc5ptur8k2a@corp.supernews.com:

>> Awww...our little luser is growing up.
>
> Funny coming from the laughing stock of for this newsgroup.
>
>

Of or for?

Thanks for playing.

--
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MCNGP #22
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Neil
Mon Apr 17 17:29:52 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <akabuxderby@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97A8900F6A59Conlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> Of or for?
>
> Thanks for playing.

don't you mean "Thanks of for playing"?

--
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- DANGER! 1,000,000,000 Ohms! Do Not Enter!

JaR
Mon Apr 17 17:41:03 CDT 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns97A8BC250A773neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> don't you mean "Thanks of for playing"?
>

Shhhh...don't make fun of it! I think it may be handicapped. Poor little
guy, has to tell others what species it is, so maybe it's difficult to tell
by just looking.

--
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Bigus
Mon Apr 17 20:16:26 CDT 2006

**Stan's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
>>>> You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you
>>>> manage? I mean, surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers,
>>>> you know *real* people with real lives.
>>>
>>> Why are you being so mean?
>>
>> Thank you... I was too busy sobbing to reply.
>>
> You mean you were too busy deciding which hand to use tonight, yeah
> sure real tough decision for you alright.
>
Where do you morons come from? Were you all raised under the same rock? You
all come in here with the same mundane BS over and over and over and over
and over and over and over again. Why can't you clusers come up with
something new for once? (BUZZZZ...too late, I already mentioned it, so
anything new after this point doesn't count)

So,go bl0w your grannie and come back when you've grow up.
--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Kline
Tue Apr 18 13:05:51 CDT 2006

>> You mean you *actually* went to school? How on earth did you manage?
>> I mean, surely you had to *meet* other kids and teachers, you know
>> *real* people with real lives.
>
>Why are you being so mean?

It's about time microsoft took him down ;-)

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

CBIC
Tue Apr 18 13:07:22 CDT 2006


> It's about time microsoft took him down ;-)
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

I agree. He's acting like a thug!!!11111!
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Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Kline
Tue Apr 18 13:17:14 CDT 2006

>> It's about time microsoft took him down ;-)
>>
>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
>I agree. He's acting like a thug!!!11111!

he must be in the mafia!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3