OT: Halfway point

for those who are keeping up on this (Drunks like JaR and Doom), we have
reach the halfway point of CBIC's dare. and it's not even halfway through
the month:

http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about

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kpg
Fri Jan 13 10:32:49 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about

I thought we already decided that 1500 was poo poo.

LnkWizard
Fri Jan 13 10:40:14 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974A74BE3CCCBneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about
>
> --

Running about 100 ahead of schedule. Your slacking off dude!

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Neil
Fri Jan 13 10:49:31 CST 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in news:
#nbmIAGGGHA.1952@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Your slacking off dude!

have you been drinking?

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- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is

Neil
Fri Jan 13 10:49:10 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns974A6B441DCE8ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> I thought we already decided that 1500 was poo poo.
>

are you trying to up the ante? Are you really that dumb?

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- Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

JaR
Fri Jan 13 10:51:44 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Neil:

> for those who are keeping up on this (Drunks like JaR and Doom), we
> have reach the halfway point of CBIC's dare. and it's not even halfway
> through the month:

So you're gonna wuss out at 1500?

I knew ya didn't have it in you.

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Remove hat to reply
"He turned and bravely ran away"

JaR
Fri Jan 13 10:53:07 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of kpg:

> I thought we already decided that 1500 was poo poo.

He's a lightweight. Can't handle the pressure.

--
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MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
"He boldly chickened out"

CBIC
Fri Jan 13 10:54:12 CST 2006

In news:Xns974A783B9DBFBneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
> did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns974A6B441DCE8ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> I thought we already decided that 1500 was poo poo.
>>
>
> are you trying to up the ante? Are you really that dumb?


Now calm down Neil. We all know you could post whatever number you wanted.
No one is challenging you to post more.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:00:11 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:#iH#7HGGGHA.1676@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Now calm down Neil. We all know you could post whatever number you
> wanted. No one is challenging you to post more.

*shakes it off*

That's better. Let's not have such foolish talk again!

--
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- "To cook well, learn all about spices," Tom said sagely.

JaR
Fri Jan 13 10:58:43 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of CBIC:

> Now calm down Neil. We all know you could post whatever number you
> wanted. No one is challenging you to post more.

Sure we are! And no cheating, either.

--
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MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ~Mark Twain

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:01:00 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974A5A62DB9ADTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> He's a lightweight. Can't handle the pressure.

LOOK YOU! YOU WANNA GO? DO YA? FINE!


Meet me outside, if I'm not there in 10 minutes start without me...

--
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- All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:02:25 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974A5A26EDBAATalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> So you're gonna wuss out at 1500?
>
> I knew ya didn't have it in you.
>

you are such a bastig. You're gonna make Fris cry again...

--
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- All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:03:24 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974A5B5658818Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Sure we are! And no cheating, either.

FOOL! You will Rue the day....RUE, I SAY!!!11!1!!!!eleven!!!

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- A seminar on time travel will be held last week.

CBIC
Fri Jan 13 11:19:25 CST 2006

In news:Xns974A7AA617E01neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
> did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns974A5B5658818Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Sure we are! And no cheating, either.
>
> FOOL! You will Rue the day....RUE, I SAY!!!11!1!!!!eleven!!!

We've all done enough rueing already. I've learned how bad it sucks to read
150 Neil posts with a hangover. It sucks even worse when you know you're the
cause of it.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:23:09 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:e7VhDWGGGHA.344@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> We've all done enough rueing already. I've learned how bad it sucks to
> read 150 Neil posts with a hangover. It sucks even worse when you know
> you're the cause of it.

then could you PLEASE be the designated driver for JaR? He's way over his
limit, by the looks of things...

--
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- "So this is your new computer!," said Tom calculatingly.

CBIC
Fri Jan 13 11:29:34 CST 2006

> then could you PLEASE be the designated driver for JaR? He's way over
> his limit, by the looks of things...

Sure but the last time I did that we both got shnockered halfway to his
house. I had to call my wife to drive us both home. It was an ugly scene.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:38:22 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:
#NCJtbGGGHA.2036@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> It was an ugly scene.

true, but at least you got him out of my hair. JaR's only 6 hours or so
from beer-thiry, so you might just be able to get back to his place before
your both hammered. Then you can spend all weekend drinking his cheap
booze...

--
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- .sig under construction -- beware of falling letters!

JaR
Fri Jan 13 11:53:13 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

> Then you can spend all weekend drinking his cheap
> booze...

Cheap? CHEAP? ()*)&^&% clueless canuck! I'll have you know that was a
single barrel 12 y.o. bourbon. Cost thirty some-odd bucks a fifth!


And I got another one here just like it that I ain't even busted the seal
on yet.

Hey Doom? Just don't park on the lawn again, I still aint fixed the ruts
from last week when yer wife spun the tires on it.

--
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Remove hat to reply
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is cleaner and the penguins don't die. ~Lasher/Taylor

CBIC
Fri Jan 13 11:58:16 CST 2006

In news:Xns974A6493B3A06Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16,
JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>> Then you can spend all weekend drinking his cheap
>> booze...
>
> Cheap? CHEAP? ()*)&^&% clueless canuck! I'll have you know that was a
> single barrel 12 y.o. bourbon. Cost thirty some-odd bucks a fifth!
>
Then why the H3ll did I have to drink Hamm's light?
>
> And I got another one here just like it that I ain't even busted the
> seal on yet.
>
> Hey Doom? Just don't park on the lawn again, I still aint fixed the
> ruts from last week when yer wife spun the tires on it.

No prob. I'll park down the street so the neighbors don't call the cops
again.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 11:59:09 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974A6493B3A06Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> And I got another one here just like it that I ain't even busted the
> seal on yet.

really, lemme see that....

--
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- Morals for sale. Mint condition! Email billg@microsoft.com

Stan
Fri Jan 13 16:31:19 CST 2006

you people are so sad, really you need to get out more and meet real people.

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974A74BE3CCCBneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> for those who are keeping up on this (Drunks like JaR and Doom), we have
> reach the halfway point of CBIC's dare. and it's not even halfway through
> the month:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about
>
> --
> The InterNeil "It's Doom's fault" MCNGP#30
>
> - If it can't be fixed with duct tape and vise grips, it can't be fixed.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jan 13 19:25:41 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 11:28am "Neil" blathered:

> for those who are keeping up on this (Drunks like JaR and Doom), we have
> reach the halfway point of CBIC's dare. and it's not even halfway through
> the month:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about

Good Lord. I do hope you realize that every hour spent pouring over your
dull, meaningless drivel is an hour of my life that I'll never get back.

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I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jan 13 19:26:29 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 12:03pm "Neil" blathered:

> did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns974A5B5658818Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Sure we are! And no cheating, either.
>
> FOOL! You will Rue the day....RUE, I SAY!!!11!1!!!!eleven!!!

I'm already ruing.

--
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We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology.
Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Greetings from Holy Bible Gun Camp.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jan 13 19:28:34 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 12:53pm "JaR" blathered:

> Cheap? CHEAP? ()*)&^&% clueless canuck! I'll have you know that was a
> single barrel 12 y.o. bourbon. Cost thirty some-odd bucks a fifth!

Jeez, I rarely spend more than $6.95 on a fifth of anything.

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We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology.
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I said consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!!

TechGeekPro
Fri Jan 13 19:29:58 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 12:02pm "Neil" blathered:

> You're gonna make Fris cry again...

Or even worse, his kids because Daddy's in the newsgroup again.

--
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We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology.
Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 20:11:06 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974ACFF0E63tgp@127.0.0.1:

> I'm already ruing.

good. then I'll be able to keep the likes of you in line

--
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Neil
Fri Jan 13 20:13:03 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974ACFCE040B1tgp@127.0.0.1:

> Good Lord. I do hope you realize that every hour spent pouring over your
> dull, meaningless drivel is an hour of my life that I'll never get back.

yes I do

--
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Neil
Fri Jan 13 20:11:43 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974AD0887BC0Atgp@127.0.0.1:

>
> Or even worse, his kids because Daddy's in the newsgroup again.
>
>

at least it keeps him busy

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Neil
Fri Jan 13 20:12:35 CST 2006

did you hear "Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> say in
news:11sgafh2ibltf18@corp.supernews.com:

> you people are so sad, really you need to get out more and meet real
> people.

I thought you were in the bozo bin too...

*KERPLONK*

--
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- Feel lucky? Update your software!

TechGeekPro
Fri Jan 13 20:17:59 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 9:13pm "Neil" blathered:

> did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns974ACFCE040B1tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Good Lord. I do hope you realize that every hour spent pouring over your
>> dull, meaningless drivel is an hour of my life that I'll never get back.
>
> yes I do

Yet you keep on posting. Have you no decency man? Furffu!

--
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Neil
Fri Jan 13 20:37:49 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974AD8AC7D72tgp@127.0.0.1:

> Yet you keep on posting. Have you no decency man? Furffu!

I believe it was Doom who indicated that if it's painful and happening to
someone else - THAT'S FUNNY!

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LRM
Fri Jan 13 20:56:53 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974ADBFFB8C3Eneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns974AD8AC7D72tgp@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Yet you keep on posting. Have you no decency man? Furffu!
>
> I believe it was Doom who indicated that if it's painful and happening to
> someone else - THAT'S FUNNY!
>
Correct, Doom was the one who pointed that out. I still don't get it.

--
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MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Fri Jan 13 21:21:03 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#htfuYLGGHA.2012
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Correct, Doom was the one who pointed that out. I still don't get it.

why, are you the one who is in pain?

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LRM
Fri Jan 13 21:38:18 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974AE35208498neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#htfuYLGGHA.2012
> @TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
>
>> Correct, Doom was the one who pointed that out. I still don't get it.
>
> why, are you the one who is in pain?
>
No, I just don't understand why someone else's pain is funny.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Fri Jan 13 21:43:01 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eFiR3vLGGHA.2064
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> No, I just don't understand why someone else's pain is funny.
>

must be a guy thing

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LRM
Fri Jan 13 21:48:26 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974AE70AF2C0Fneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eFiR3vLGGHA.2064
> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> No, I just don't understand why someone else's pain is funny.
>>
>
> must be a guy thing
>
Must be, hmmm, guess that settles it then.

--
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MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Fri Jan 13 22:02:04 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:ulT1h1LGGHA.3728
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Must be, hmmm, guess that settles it then.

why yes it does, now pass me the channel changer and leave well enough
alone

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LRM
Fri Jan 13 22:32:25 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974AEA4471399neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:ulT1h1LGGHA.3728
> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>> Must be, hmmm, guess that settles it then.
>
> why yes it does, now pass me the channel changer and leave well enough
> alone
>
"channel changer" is that Canadian for "remote"?

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Patrick
Sat Jan 14 05:05:37 CST 2006

Stan wrote:
> you people are so sad, really you need to get out more and meet real people.
>

I'm agoraphobic. Of course, I did meet your mom last night.. Oh, will
you give her some money for me? I forgot. (thinks I'm going to catch
something for this one).

--
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Frisbee®
Sat Jan 14 07:30:38 CST 2006

"Stan" <StanTheMan@yahooo.com> wrote in message
news:11sgafh2ibltf18@corp.supernews.com...
> you people are so sad, really you need to get out more and meet real
> people.

You are just plain mean.

Frisbee®
Sat Jan 14 07:32:49 CST 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974AD0887BC0Atgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 13, 2006 at 12:02pm "Neil" blathered:
>
>> You're gonna make Fris cry again...
>
> Or even worse, his kids because Daddy's in the newsgroup again.

Ouch. Yeah, you're right. They want to use my laptop, but I tell them that
daddy's busy.

CBIC
Sat Jan 14 15:48:13 CST 2006


> Correct, Doom was the one who pointed that out. I still don't get it.

I believe that's because you are without testicles. Nothing funnier than
seeing another man kicked in the dingles to make me giggle like a school
girl who farted in church.
--
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Doom MCNGP #38
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LRM
Sat Jan 14 17:16:51 CST 2006

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:eyci5QVGGHA.3728@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
>> Correct, Doom was the one who pointed that out. I still don't get it.
>
> I believe that's because you are without testicles. Nothing funnier than
> seeing another man kicked in the dingles to make me giggle like a school
> girl who farted in church.

I see so the presence of testicles equals the absence of empathy.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Sun Jan 15 18:15:04 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:ew2w97QGGHA.2912@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> They want to use my laptop, but I tell them that
> daddy's busy.
>

please note, I gave you a full 24 hours

--
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Neil
Sun Jan 15 18:16:34 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#NmzHOMGGHA.1628
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>
> "channel changer" is that Canadian for "remote"?
>
>

it is...say is that you bears currently losing 23-14?

--
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- Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.

Neil
Sun Jan 15 18:18:13 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:Ofn6bCWGGHA.1124
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> I see so the presence of testicles equals the absence of empathy.

pretty much

--
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- If you can't learn to do it well, enjoy doing it badly.

Neil
Sun Jan 15 18:17:57 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:eyci5QVGGHA.3728@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> I believe that's because you are without testicles. Nothing funnier than
> seeing another man kicked in the dingles to make me giggle like a school
> girl who farted in church.

TETMML
(This Entire Thing Made Me Laugh - for those who are acronymn challenged)

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- If there's no INTEL INSIDE... it could work!

LRM
Sun Jan 15 18:26:21 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974CC40F2E6DFneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#NmzHOMGGHA.1628
> @TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> "channel changer" is that Canadian for "remote"?
>>
>>
>
> it is...say is that you bears currently losing 23-14?
>
yes it is...thanks for your concern

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:29:10 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eQiO8NjGGHA.2684
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> yes it is...thanks for your concern

actaully you have my sympathies

the Colts lost too

"WIDE RIGHT!"

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LRM
Sun Jan 15 19:38:59 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974CD05E3FB00neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eQiO8NjGGHA.2684
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> yes it is...thanks for your concern
>
> actaully you have my sympathies
>
> the Colts lost too
>
> "WIDE RIGHT!"
>
This is why I had to send my husband to the game with one of his friends. If
I had been there he would have had to cry in front of me.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Sun Jan 15 20:16:47 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eOlph2jGGHA.1388
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> If
> I had been there he would have had to cry in front of me.

I prefer to weep uncontrollably alone in front of a beverage...eases the
pain and my wife doesn't point an laugh.

--
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- C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry.

Kline
Mon Jan 16 07:36:43 CST 2006

>TETMML
>(This Entire Thing Made Me Laugh - for those who are acronymn challenged)

TFS

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

CBIC
Mon Jan 16 07:58:25 CST 2006

> I see so the presence of testicles equals the absence of empathy.


Not all empathy. Just empathy regarding ball kicking or other physical pain.
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Neil
Mon Jan 16 08:16:47 CST 2006

did you hear Kline Sphere <.@> say in
news:ta8ns11to55lg96tl5sk2fge0f4ph010ag@4ax.com:

> TFS

DN

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Frisbee®
Mon Jan 16 09:14:33 CST 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in message
news:eOlph2jGGHA.1388@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns974CD05E3FB00neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eQiO8NjGGHA.2684
>> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> yes it is...thanks for your concern
>>
>> actaully you have my sympathies
>>
>> the Colts lost too
>>
>> "WIDE RIGHT!"
>>
> This is why I had to send my husband to the game with one of his friends.
> If I had been there he would have had to cry in front of me.

Rex looked good. Started slow but then started really clicking.

And then in true Gator tradition, he ended the game with a pick.

I blame Ron Zook.

JaR
Mon Jan 16 10:44:55 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> If
>> I had been there he would have had to cry in front of me.
>
> I prefer to weep uncontrollably alone in front of a beverage...eases the
> pain and my wife doesn't point an laugh.

*ahem*

"Seahawks"

Further deponent sayeth not.

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Neil
Mon Jan 16 11:14:12 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974D58FF18D5ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> "Seahawks"

somehow I knew you'd poke yer head up. I'm now backing ('scuse me whilst I
jump bandwagons) Jake Plummer as I liked him at Arizon. Of course should
the Broncos lose, I will happily back the Seahawks and bring my curse upon
thier heads...

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TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 17 10:39:14 CST 2006

On Jan 13, 2006 at 10:48pm "LRM" blathered:

> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns974AE70AF2C0Fneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eFiR3vLGGHA.2064
>> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>>
>>> No, I just don't understand why someone else's pain is funny.
>>>
>>
>> must be a guy thing
>>
> Must be, hmmm, guess that settles it then.

Yes it does, now get your a$$ back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!

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TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 17 10:39:49 CST 2006

On Jan 15, 2006 at 8:29pm "Neil" blathered:

> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eQiO8NjGGHA.2684
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> yes it is...thanks for your concern
>
> actaully you have my sympathies
>
> the Colts lost too
>
> "WIDE RIGHT!"

He missed it.

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Neil
Tue Jan 17 12:24:17 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974E768CA2E38tgp@127.0.0.1:

> Yes it does, now get your a$$ back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!

I did that...now she's gonna kick your @$$

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Neil
Tue Jan 17 12:25:05 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974E76A6612C0tgp@127.0.0.1:

>
> He missed it.
>
>

actually shouldn't have gone that far. Pittsburg should have take a knee a
feww times and be done with it.

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TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 17 13:31:21 CST 2006

On Jan 17, 2006 at 1:25pm "Neil" blathered:

> actually shouldn't have gone that far. Pittsburg should have take a knee a
> feww times and be done with it.

Furrfu!

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Neil
Tue Jan 17 14:52:54 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns974E93BB8F4D9tgp@127.0.0.1:

> On Jan 17, 2006 at 1:25pm "Neil" blathered:
>
>> actually shouldn't have gone that far. Pittsburg should have take a
>> knee a feww times and be done with it.
>
> Furrfu!
>

you know it's true

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LRM
Tue Jan 17 18:33:20 CST 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974E768CA2E38tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 13, 2006 at 10:48pm "LRM" blathered:
>
>> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns974AE70AF2C0Fneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eFiR3vLGGHA.2064
>>> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, I just don't understand why someone else's pain is funny.
>>>>
>>>
>>> must be a guy thing
>>>
>> Must be, hmmm, guess that settles it then.
>
> Yes it does, now get your a$$ back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
>
You've made a big mistake. Now get on your knees so I can get this gagball
strapped on your pie hole.

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TechGeekPro
Tue Jan 17 18:59:41 CST 2006

On Jan 17, 2006 at 7:33pm "LRM" blathered:

> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns974E768CA2E38tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Jan 13, 2006 at 10:48pm "LRM" blathered:
>>
>>> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns974AE70AF2C0Fneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>>> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:eFiR3vLGGHA.2064
>>>> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No, I just don't understand why someone else's pain is funny.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> must be a guy thing
>>>>
>>> Must be, hmmm, guess that settles it then.
>>
>> Yes it does, now get your a$$ back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
>>
> You've made a big mistake. Now get on your knees so I can get this gagball
> strapped on your pie hole.

I'm not your gimp, Neil is.

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LRM
Tue Jan 17 19:14:01 CST 2006

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974ECB65C88D2tgp@127.0.0.1...
>>> Yes it does, now get your a$$ back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
>>>
>> You've made a big mistake. Now get on your knees so I can get this
>> gagball
>> strapped on your pie hole.
>
> I'm not your gimp, Neil is.
>
>
Not anymore.

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Neil
Wed Jan 18 07:55:25 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:OOuS5x8GGHA.1288
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Neil is.
>>
>>
> Not anymore.

WHAT?!?! You're tossing me away like so much used garbage?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought we had something....

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Briscobar
Wed Jan 18 08:25:21 CST 2006

LRM <Fskspam@friedspam.com> rambled:
>>
> You've made a big mistake. Now get on your knees so I can get this
> gagball strapped on your pie hole.

You are a terrifying woman. I am terrified of you. Really.

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Neil
Wed Jan 18 08:39:12 CST 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in news:#
$3lUrDHGHA.3200@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> I am terrified of you.

but it makes so much more exciting!

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LRM
Wed Jan 18 08:42:51 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974F5AC6A7CA0neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:OOuS5x8GGHA.1288
> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> Neil is.
>>>
>>>
>> Not anymore.
>
> WHAT?!?! You're tossing me away like so much used garbage?
> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I thought we had something....
>
Not tossing you aside! Just need to spend time abusing someone who dared
suggest I spend anytime in a kitchen. Besides you always chicken out and
mention my husband.

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LRM
Wed Jan 18 08:46:25 CST 2006

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23$3lUrDHGHA.3200@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> LRM <Fskspam@friedspam.com> rambled:
>>>
>> You've made a big mistake. Now get on your knees so I can get this
>> gagball strapped on your pie hole.
>
> You are a terrifying woman. I am terrified of you. Really.
>
Terrified is good. But I was aiming for "scream-like-a-little-girl" scared.
I'll keep working on it.

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Neil
Wed Jan 18 10:22:11 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:uvfN31DHGHA.216
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> Not tossing you aside! Just need to spend time abusing someone who dared
> suggest I spend anytime in a kitchen. Besides you always chicken out and
> mention my husband.

ok, no more mention of him, now, are you gonna let me down from this St.
Andrews cross or what?

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LRM
Wed Jan 18 11:40:00 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974F73A8C3552neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:uvfN31DHGHA.216
> @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> Not tossing you aside! Just need to spend time abusing someone who dared
>> suggest I spend anytime in a kitchen. Besides you always chicken out and
>> mention my husband.
>
> ok, no more mention of him, now, are you gonna let me down from this St.
> Andrews cross or what?
>
What? You don't like it up there? Well in that case you'll just have to wait
a little longer.

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Neil
Wed Jan 18 11:48:38 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
news:uRU02YFHGHA.984@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> What? You don't like it up there? Well in that case you'll just have
> to wait a little longer.

yes, mistress...

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