OT Good News

Good news to all the americans here. I will soon be entering your country!

Bill
Fri Jan 13 09:02:55 CST 2006

What do you know, our military will soon be entering yours!
Uh, Canda, we're out of trees. So, we're, ah, coming to get some.

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"James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message
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> Good news to all the americans here. I will soon be entering your
country!
>
>

Neil
Fri Jan 13 09:08:41 CST 2006

did you hear "James" <fake@email.com> say in
news:#UJLAEFGGHA.2040@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Good news to all the Canadians here. I will soon be leaving your
> country!

iffitypiffity

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Neil
Fri Jan 13 09:09:37 CST 2006

did you hear "Bill McPherson" <billmcpherson@geemale.com> say in
news:utyEwJFGGHA.916@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Uh, Canda, we're out of trees. So, we're, ah, coming to get some.

pffffft.... we've been trying to send you our trees for years, but you guys
block them at the border.

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James
Fri Jan 13 09:13:02 CST 2006

lol, yeah the dumbasses don't take them

And I do beleive the US invaded Canada once already. And if I recall
correctly they got their asses handed to them, and their whitehouse
burned....


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "Bill McPherson" <billmcpherson@geemale.com> say in
> news:utyEwJFGGHA.916@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>> Uh, Canda, we're out of trees. So, we're, ah, coming to get some.
>
> pffffft.... we've been trying to send you our trees for years, but you
> guys
> block them at the border.
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP#30
>
> - I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

James
Fri Jan 13 09:13:47 CST 2006

No worries, I will be coming back!
You couldn't pay me to stay in the US!!
I'm just going down, so I can be reminded of how good we have it in Canada

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "James" <fake@email.com> say in
> news:#UJLAEFGGHA.2040@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:
>
>> Good news to all the Canadians here. I will soon be leaving your
>> country!
>
> iffitypiffity
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP#30
>
> - I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

Kline
Fri Jan 13 09:15:53 CST 2006

>Good news to all the americans here. I will soon be entering your country!

make sure your sorry a$$ keeps going south. I hear chihahua's kinda
nice this time of year.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Fri Jan 13 09:21:28 CST 2006

did you hear "James" <fake@email.com> say in news:e#c7tQFGGHA.2680
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> No worries, I will be coming back!

thanks for the warning...now if you don't mind I have to call CSIS so they
can contact the CIA and your flight can be rerouted to Syria.

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Neil
Fri Jan 13 09:21:59 CST 2006

did you hear Kline Sphere <.@> say in
news:ctgfs1tbfc4q2bbi2sitp5dktjvuur294b@4ax.com:

> I hear chihahua's kinda
> nice this time of year.
>

that poor dog...

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Lasher
Fri Jan 13 09:51:18 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in
news:Xns974A695D8B4B7neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> did you hear "James" <fake@email.com> say in news:e#c7tQFGGHA.2680
> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> No worries, I will be coming back!
>
> thanks for the warning...now if you don't mind I have to call CSIS so
> they can contact the CIA and your flight can be rerouted to Syria.
>

All you really have to do is call Customs, introduce yourself as an
owner of a business, and tell them to put them on the terrorist watch
list because you feel like he was a threat to your company and did
things to harm your business. Problem solved.

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Patrick
Sat Jan 14 04:53:53 CST 2006

James wrote:
> lol, yeah the dumbasses don't take them
>
> And I do beleive the US invaded Canada once already. And if I recall
> correctly they got their asses handed to them, and their whitehouse
> burned....
>
>
> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns974A675B3E1ADneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "Bill McPherson" <billmcpherson@geemale.com> say in
>> news:utyEwJFGGHA.916@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Uh, Canda, we're out of trees. So, we're, ah, coming to get some.
>> pffffft.... we've been trying to send you our trees for years, but you
>> guys
>> block them at the border.
>>
>> --
>> The InterNeil MCNGP#30
>>
>> - I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>
>

That's because we really didn't want the country then.. But, the
trees..... Oh, is there oil up there? If so, then we'll be coming soon.

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Patrick
Sat Jan 14 04:55:06 CST 2006

Lasher wrote:
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:Xns974A695D8B4B7neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> did you hear "James" <fake@email.com> say in news:e#c7tQFGGHA.2680
>> @TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> No worries, I will be coming back!
>> thanks for the warning...now if you don't mind I have to call CSIS so
>> they can contact the CIA and your flight can be rerouted to Syria.
>>
>
> All you really have to do is call Customs, introduce yourself as an
> owner of a business, and tell them to put them on the terrorist watch
> list because you feel like he was a threat to your company and did
> things to harm your business. Problem solved.
>

Didn't he say something about a bomb? That's why it's going to be a
short visit? I think that would be enough...lol

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Patrick
Sat Jan 14 04:55:51 CST 2006

James wrote:
> Good news to all the americans here. I will soon be entering your country!
>
>
Bad news to all of the Canadians.. IF he gets past the border, we're
all moving out..

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Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:09:13 CST 2006

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
news:eiS7QjPGGHA.1032@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> If so, then we'll be coming soon.

assuming you can find it on a map

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Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:11:10 CST 2006

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
news:OrhPXkPGGHA.1032@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> IF he gets past the border, we're
> all moving out..

THere's room in the Yukon and NWT.

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