Going Bald

Do women hate guys who are balding?

Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
head?

Will I ever get laid again?

I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.

Please help.

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 16 13:44:12 CDT 2004

"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?

Try wearing you lapel pin.

> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>

Ken
Wed Jun 16 13:42:56 CDT 2004

"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Do women hate guys who are balding?

"Loathe" or "despise" is probably more appropriate, chrome-dome.

> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?

Most definitely not. You may be effective as a moron, though.

> Will I ever get laid again?

"Again" implies that you've already had this experience. I believe you mean
"Will I ever get laid?", to which the answer is clearly no. Unless, of
course, you count relations with comatose people or sedated livestock. In
which case the answer you your question would be "Yes, daily."

> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.

Well, it's a good thing you're on the internet, eh? You can pretend you're a
16 year old girl with a full head of hair, and no one will know the
difference!

> Please help.

You've come to the right place, certainly.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 16 13:51:55 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eOF#1G9UEHA.3944@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> > Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> "Loathe" or "despise" is probably more appropriate, chrome-dome.
>
> > Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> > head?
>
> Most definitely not. You may be effective as a moron, though.
>
> > Will I ever get laid again?
>
> "Again" implies that you've already had this experience. I believe you
mean
> "Will I ever get laid?", to which the answer is clearly no. Unless, of
> course, you count relations with comatose people or sedated livestock. In
> which case the answer you your question would be "Yes, daily."
>
> > I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Well, it's a good thing you're on the internet, eh? You can pretend you're
a
> 16 year old girl with a full head of hair, and no one will know the
> difference!
>
> > Please help.
>
> You've come to the right place, certainly.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Nice.

Neil
Wed Jun 16 13:54:37 CDT 2004

"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>

wear the lapel pin...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Consultant
Wed Jun 16 14:14:08 CDT 2004

bald is beautiful

"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>

kpg
Wed Jun 16 16:05:22 CDT 2004


"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\130722.htm (6/16/2004 1:42:02 PM) #
> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>

No combovers please.

Shave it all off and become a skinhead.

JaR
Wed Jun 16 16:44:33 CDT 2004

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 11:30:26 -0700, Broose Williz extemporised:

> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.

SWMBO claims my shiny dome is sexy. Thinks I have a cute butt, too. Gals'
got good taste, I'll give her that!

JaR
Bald Thug

Neil
Wed Jun 16 18:58:49 CDT 2004

JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.06.16.21.44.33.409107@softhome.net:

> SWMBO claims my shiny dome is sexy.

and your Mom told you the other kids only tease you becuase they like
you...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Rowdy
Wed Jun 16 22:43:51 CDT 2004

"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:1d6f401c453cf$fe2a0980$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> Do women hate guys who are balding?
>
> Will I be effective as an MCSE with a bad bar code on my
> head?
>
> Will I ever get laid again?
>
> I think I'm going bald ... Rogaine does nto work.
>
> Please help.
>

telly savalas was bald and he was kojak.

his poster is on sale.
http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=631935&item=305749


(what's my point?)

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
--
Rowdy's Home Page
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"it's a work in progress" :-(

Brian
Thu Jun 17 08:40:45 CDT 2004

"Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
> I think I'm going bald ...

I looked in the mirror today
My eyes just didn't seem so bright
I've lost a few more hairs
I think I'm going bald
I think I'm going bald!

Seems like only yesterday
We would sit and talk of dreams all night
Dreams of youth
And simple truths
Now we're so involved
So involved with life

Walk down vanity fair
Memory lane everywhere
Wall Street shuffles there
Dressed in flowing hair

The wire!

Once we loved the flowers
Now we ask the price of the land
Once we would take water
But now it must be wine
Now we've been
And now we've seen What price, peace of mind
Take a piece of my mind

My life is slipping away
I'm aging every day
But even when I'm grey
I'll still be grey my way

Words by Neil Peart
Music by Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson

billyw
Thu Jun 17 09:21:43 CDT 2004

ah you can't beat a Rush moment


"Brian" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:eiwexCHVEHA.3016@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "Broose Williz" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
> > I think I'm going bald ...
>
> I looked in the mirror today
> My eyes just didn't seem so bright
> I've lost a few more hairs
> I think I'm going bald
> I think I'm going bald!
>
> Seems like only yesterday
> We would sit and talk of dreams all night
> Dreams of youth
> And simple truths
> Now we're so involved
> So involved with life
>
> Walk down vanity fair
> Memory lane everywhere
> Wall Street shuffles there
> Dressed in flowing hair
>
> The wire!
>
> Once we loved the flowers
> Now we ask the price of the land
> Once we would take water
> But now it must be wine
> Now we've been
> And now we've seen What price, peace of mind
> Take a piece of my mind
>
> My life is slipping away
> I'm aging every day
> But even when I'm grey
> I'll still be grey my way
>
> Words by Neil Peart
> Music by Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson
>
>

JaR
Thu Jun 17 13:28:35 CDT 2004

On Wed, 16 Jun 2004 16:58:49 -0700, Neil extemporised:

> JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2004.06.16.21.44.33.409107@softhome.net:
>
>> SWMBO claims my shiny dome is sexy.
>
> and your Mom told you the other kids only tease you becuase they like
> you...

Nope, Maw told me iff'n them other little bastards don't give me their
lunch money, then I was 'spose ta kick their skinny lil' butts.

Now, how much you got, today?

JaR
Big Thug

Neil
Thu Jun 17 13:34:13 CDT 2004

JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.06.17.18.28.35.198266@softhome.net:

> Now, how much you got, today?

same as usuall, nothin'.

I thought you were in the Big Blue room?

--
Neil MCNGP #30 Poor Thug
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Thu Jun 17 13:47:37 CDT 2004

On Thu, 17 Jun 2004 11:34:13 -0700, Neil extemporised:

> JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2004.06.17.18.28.35.198266@softhome.net:
>
>> Now, how much you got, today?
>
> same as usuall, nothin'.
>
> I thought you were in the Big Blue room?

Just stopped in to see what the *ahem* working class was doing today.
Lapdawg has 802.11 and I am sitting in the back yard watching SWMBO weed
the garden while I slurp down a few Samuel Smith Lagers.

You may now continue with the days *ahem* work.

JaR
Vacationing Thug

Neil
Thu Jun 17 13:53:54 CDT 2004

JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.06.17.18.47.37.117215@softhome.net:

> You may now continue with the days *ahem* work.

i hate you...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Thu Jun 17 14:12:56 CDT 2004

"JaR" <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.06.17.18.47.37.117215@softhome.net...
> Just stopped in to see what the *ahem* working class was doing today.
> Lapdawg has 802.11 and I am sitting in the back yard watching SWMBO weed
> the garden while I slurp down a few Samuel Smith Lagers.
>
> You may now continue with the days *ahem* work.

You're such a prick.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com