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    - Selfexams If you are working on your A+, Network+, MCSA, MCSE, CCNA, CCNP, CCDA, CCDP, or CCIE then have a look on http://www.selfexamengine.com?hop=sul as here all exams are available in just $99 and one year membership for all new updates Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199583
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    - OT Friday Funniness Ha! http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/29/skeleton.found.ap/index.html C Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199582
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    - Testking offer $99 Deal Dear Guys and Gals, You access all the Certification Exams Like CCNA, CCNP, CCIE, CCDA, MCSE, MCSD, MCDBA, MCSA, A+, Network+, Oracle 9i, 10g and many more Please Visit http://www.testkingonline.com and also Get a Free Exams Regards Dexon Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199557
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    - electives on MCSE03 Hi, I'm currently working out my flow chart plan for what certs I need to do. I've realised that the MCDST is an elective for the MCSA, so if I finish 70-291 I'll have my MCSA, however, it doesn't appear to be an elective for MCSE. Is this correct? Also, ISA 2004 is an elective for the MCSA, but doesn't seem to be for the MCSE. Is this an oversight, considering that ISA 2000 is an elective for both the MCSA and the MCSE ? -- MCDST | MCP (2000 Pro) | MCP (2003 Server) Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199554
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    - OT: Friday Fun-run Whewwwww.....check out the milk bubbles.... http://www.ifilm.com/player/?ifilmId=2685384&pg=&skin=askmen&refsite=6183&launchVal=1&mediaSize=default -- Bigus Di©kus MCNGP #51 -- MCNGP.com - Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash. -- www.SWPPM.com Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199547
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    - [ot]Amazing Got this tody from Brainbench, of all places. Been wondering what ol Maharishi's been up to lately. Turns out he's teaching Computer Science now. We at Brainbench are always on the lookout for special offers that we think will be of interest to you. Please read on to learn more about the benefits that one of our carefully selected affiliates has to offer. If you are no longer interested in receiving special offers like this from Brainbench, please follow the instructions at the bottom of the page. You are invited to apply for the Computer Professionals Program to work in the USA and earn a Master of Science in Computer Science (MSCS) degree. All international students receive financial aid for their tuition, housing, and meals, and work for two years in a full-paying U.S. practical training job. See http://admin.cs.mum.edu/Admissions/da07.html The Computer Professionals Program is available at only one accredited university ? Maharishi University of Management in the USA. Here?s a brief summary: · You will earn an MSCS degree from a highly respected, accredited university that integrates the study of computer science with a scientifically proven technology for awakening your total brain potential. · You will receive academic credit while working in an IT job. The University?s IT placement office will assist you in obtaining a job. Over the past 8 years, our students have been hired by more than 560 leading U.S. companies, including Microsoft, IBM, Oracle, Sun, and Google. · Hiring remains very strong ? in the past six months, more than 100 U.S. technology companies have hired our students. · A recent InfoWorld compensation survey found that the average U.S. salary of IT professionals with an MSCS degree is an extra U.S. $14,525 higher per year than the average salary of those without the degree. · The University is accredited by the Higher Learning Commission. The U.S. government has awarded the University more than U.S. $20 million in federal research grants. · The University is renowned for its harmonious campus in the friendly city of Fairfield, Iowa in the central USA. Many students come from other countries, living and learning together as a world family. For full details on the program, visit http://admin.cs.mum.edu/Admissions/da07.html You can apply online. There is no application fee. Maharishi University of Management is located at 1000 N 4th St., Fairfield, IA 52557 USA To unsubscribe from future Maharishi University mailings, please go to http://admin.cs.mum.edu/Admissions/unsubscribe.jsp -- JaR MCNGP 22 Here there be dragons Remove hat to reply Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199530
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    - OT: Beer-thirty in T minus 10 minutes. just thought you should know...I'm taking tommorrow off! Hey - a five day weekend! Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199528
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    - Holler! Hey do I have to: (a) be an American (b) be an MCSE to post and chat to your crazy kids? I'm in the UK, twelve years experience in IT (all I've ever done). Decided this year that after ten years in the same job, I'd like a move, and that certificates would help me. Of course, I'm also up for self-improvement and all that. Passed three MCP's since January, having to fund everything myself so not been on any courses. Just reading books and my experiences have got me through. Next one up is 70-294. Once I've got the MCSE, I'll be hopefully looking at doing some Citrix certs. My first question, should you choose to accept me, is this: Once I've passed all the relevant MCP's, does the 'system' automatically make me an MCSE? Or is there something else I have to do, or should have done already?! TIA -- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199475
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    - OT: Thursday Theology http://cbs11tv.com/topstories/local_story_177234625.html Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199432
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    - CompTIA Hello all, I passed Security+ on the 12th of this month. The cert was sent by comptia on the 19th to MS however, it is not showing up on transcript. I emailed mcphelp, each time i am asked to send mcp number, comptia number, registration number, blood type, pets name, first childs left testicle ect... I send the information and get another canned reply of send us bla bla bla. I have called twice to the MCP support center to a partially english speaking rep who told me to call comptia. CompTIA stated they sent the info to MS so it is in their hands now. Who do i have to bribe or what do i need to do to get this on my transcript. It is the only thing holding me back from a shiny new mcse cert.. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199420
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    - Ping: MCNGP I've been busy alright. Spent a couple hours last night writing up a little sumpthin' 'bout us. It's not a whole lot, but it's there. I'll add and change things as needed. http://www.swppm.com/mcngp.html -- BD MCNGP #51 -- MCNGP.com - You know IT!? -- www.swppm.com Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199376
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    - FYI:Webcast on NAP June 29 Start Time: Thursday, June 29, 2006 1:00 PM Pacific Time (US & Canada) End Time: Thursday, June 29, 2006 2:30 PM Pacific Time (US & Canada) Event Description Products: Windows Server. Recommended Audience: IT Professional. Language: English-American Description: Viruses, worms, and malicious software are a costly disruption to today's business processes. Customers seek a flexible solution that allows them to enforce policies across varied connection scenarios, using the network infrastructure already in place. Network Access Protection (NAP) is a solution set that emphasizes policy-based network access. The NAP platform inspects endpoints before allowing access to networked resources, and ensures that only endpoints that comply with pre-set policies are allowed to connect. This webcast provides an overview of the NAP framework of technologies. Join us to learn how the NAP system works and how your organization can benefit from deploying it. http://msevents.microsoft.com/CUI/WebCastEventDetails.aspx?EventID=1032297525&EventCategory=4&culture=en-US&CountryCode=US -- ******************************************************************************************* This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights ***************************************************************************************** Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199371
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    - OT: BD has been busy http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2006/06/20/news/state/116520.txt Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199360
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    - [O/T] Humpday nonsense Don't let Bill see this! http://www.angelfire.com/comics/pinton/gun.html -- JaR MCNGP 22 Here there be dragons Remove hat to reply Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199346
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    - What Exam? Hi, I've completed the MCSA in 2000 and I'm short exam 70-216 to achieve the MCSE in 2000. Could somebody suggest what exam I could take in place of 70-216 in the Windows 2003 track that would give me the MCSE 2000 - the reason being it seems a bit of a waste doing 216 as its a 2000 exam. After this I intend doing the Win2k3 MCSE upgrade exam. Thanks Paul Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199339
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    - OT: What's so bad about outsourcing? "Police said Tuesday that they expect to arrest Kashmiri. Kashmiri gave the company a fake address, which has made tracing him difficult" So much for background checks. http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewA rticleBasic&articleId=9001462 http://tinyurl.com/em99r kp "I say boycott them all" g Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199331
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    - OT: Monday Madness THE WORLD WILL END SOON! http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060626/sc_space/hugeasteroidtoflypastearthjuly3 http://tinyurl.com/j86hv "Due to the proximity of its orbit to Earth and its estimated size, this object has been classified as a "Potentially Hazardous Asteroid" (PNA) by the Minor Planet Center in Cambridge, Massachusetts. There are currently 783 PNAs" Why do scientists suck at Acronyms? IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA! Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199296
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    - OT:things that make you go hmmmmm http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=7556 -- The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X - Like, what am I supposed to put HERE? Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199289
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    - OT: What Would Walker Do? Go to: http://walker.hallmarkchannel.com to find out. -- The Diabolical TGP, MCNGP #100100 mcngp.com is better than mcngp.co.uk with updates and a 99% uptime guarantee If they're going to put mayonnaise on a BLT, they should call it an MBLT. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199270
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    - Looking for somewhere to take the exams in SE Iowa Does anyone know where I can find places to take the MCSE exams in Des Moines or SE Iowa? Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199240
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    - OT: Monday Chuckle Just noticed a good headline in my Computerworld newspaper: "La Senza reveals firm support for developers" You know, the more I look at it, the more words I can see that can be taken the wrong way. (For those who don't know, La Senza is a chain of lengerie stores that seem to be appearing in every mall around here) -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199228
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    - OT: Just what I needed for my terrible day (aka Monday Fun) http://www.devilducky.com/media/47589/ The Best of Stewie Griffin, Part 1. Pretty much SFW, but you might want to keep the volume a little low. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com has a nosebleed from all the coke. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199223
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    - OT: Resume Redux Reflux - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ail, [I]gnore? Yep. Ditched a horrible gig yesterday and looking to find a new one, one I might not find so horrible. Looking for people, MCNGP or otherwise, to scrutinize my resume and offer some input on how to make it less lame. Maybe even to make it worthy of my obtaining a decent job. http://www.roblindman.com/ , click resume, use the contact form to complain about it and tell me what sucks about it. Also, as an added bonus, you can complain about it, and tell me what sucks about it. Anything you can tell me to improve my chances of getting a better gig is going to improve my chances of getting a better gig, which of course, improves my chances of getting a better gig. And I need a better gig, so I'll be grateful. I might even be willing to accept some form of humiliation on the part of the winning complainer, as long as it doesn't involve not wearing any pants. Besides, if I didn't wear any pants, you'd be humiliated, not me, and you might even poke your eye out. Help, please. Thanks. Word. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ It is exactly as the obelisk has foretold. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199218
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    - l2tp ipsec error 791 hello i ve installed a windows 2000 server (there's only one network card). I ve done : l2tp with pre-shared key (security ip) i ve opened on the router : udp 4500 ; udp 500 and udp 1701 when i try to connect with a lan client (xp pro sp2), it works good ! But at home XP SP2, i ve the following error (791): The L2TP connection attempt failed because security policy for the connection was not found. i ve put this key in my regedit : AssumeUDPEncapsulationContextOnSendRule (2) reboot , i ve got the same error 791 Help me please. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199172
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    - Allitcertkiller.com study guides are better than Realexamquestions.com study guides Allitcertkiller.com study guides are better than Realexamquestions.com study guides Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199149
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    - OT: Happy Monday! 6:06am: ring ring... Groggily, "Hello?" "Hi Ken, it's Bob at <workplace>. We have a little problem here. Looks like we lost power over the weekend and all the servers are down. Could you come in early to get them back up and running?" "Wow, yeah, sure, alright. I'll be in by quarter past 7, instead of my usual 9." 7:10am: ring ring... Curiously, "Hi Bob. It's Ken. Now, when you said 'all the servers are down', what did you mean? Because I'm looking at them right now, and they're all up and running. Our battery backup worked just like it's supposed to, and the power failure didn't affect the machines at all." "Oh, when I said 'all the servers are down', I meant my machine. Sternly, "Bob, your machine is not a server." "It's not? I thought all computers were servers. Well, anyway, it serves me." Angrily, "Bob, don't call me at home anymore. If you have a problem, ask <manager> first and have him call me." Needless to say, that is *not* how I wanted to start my week. And to top it off, I just found out we don't have next Monday off. Ugh. -- KB MCNGP #26 Long live The Ben! Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199128
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    - An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the so called, MCNGP. These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing them straight into the arms of our competitors; remember, we need as many MCP's as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors. So, if the MCNGP people continue to harass newbie's, and other would be MCP's, it will not be long before our competitors over take us in numbers, this we must not allow to happen. Thank you for your time Jim Dale Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner) MCSE, MCP Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199109
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    - Is MCSE ever worked for you? Okay,, Bill Gates have retarded and â?¦..brrrpâ?¦ I mean.. Excuse me, I meant- have retired as result of 7 exams per certificate;- to come out with a new window charity Version. Windows M.T (mother Teresa) Now, are we gonna see any more new windows and more new cert exams? I hope not!. And what gonna happen beyond windows XP now, â?¦â?¦â?¦.is there gonna be more security updates/upgrades etc.. or Cisco and Mac will take over? I mean.. Lets faced, I always found A+ cert. is more demanded and more valuable Cert in job market then MCSE -- The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don''''t gave a damn about it. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199106
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    - Transcript Update timings and certification planner tool Can anyone advise when credential information is updated as compared to exam results? I have recently passed the last of what I believe to be the requirements for MCSE 2000:Security i.e. 299 Implementing and Administering Security in a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Network 350 Implementing Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2004 298 Designing Security for a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Network 240 MicrosoftÂ® WindowsÂ® 2000 Accelerated Exam for MCPs Certified on MicrosoftÂ® Windows NTÂ® 4.0 My transcript shows the 299 exam but does not reflect the addition of the security designation. When is the designation likely to be added or have I misunderstood the requirements? Additionally, although the requirements web site shows 298, 299 & 350 are valid for mcse 2000 security, the certification planning tool does not. Can anyone clarify this for me? Regards Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199087
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    - MSCE Training Providers Hello, I am based in the UK and have worked in the IT industry for 15 years primarily in a Microsoft environment. I have a vast array of experience in many different areas but since I finished my last contract 3 months ago I have found it very difficult to get a job. Most of the jobs I am seeing advertised are requesting some form of professional certificate, which I don't, so I fear I am not even making it through the vetting process of the recruiters. So I have been looking around and seriously thinking about settling into a career path, preferably in a training capacity. I started to look at the MCT certificate since the last couple of contracts I have done have been in a training role and it is a role I enjoy. I am planning on doing an MCSE, Microsoft Office Master and then applying for my MCT so I signed up today with a training provider called SkillsTrain (here in the UK) who are associated with Scheidegger. I was wondering if anyone has any information on this provider or whether anyone knows if there is someone I can contact at Microsoft UK, who could conirm whether or not this company are legitimate and a recognised microsoft training provider. I do have the AskPartner hotline number for Microsoft here in the UK as published on the back of the Microsoft Partner (Summer 2006) magazine but I was wondering if anyone knows of a more suitable number/contact? Thanks Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199069
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    - para sacar un certificado mcp Hola me gustaria sacarme un certificado mcp de windows 2003 server. donde puedo encotrarlo en castellano ya que no se ingles Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 199002
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    - OT: Friday Funny http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e78352JcfQJfpP Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198983
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    - Obtain MCSE,MCSD,MCSA,MCDBA,CCNA,CCNP without exams(Pay after check results)100% passing gaurantee Get Microsoft...Cisco....Comptia.....Oracle......Solaris......Certificaitons Without Exam.......P{ay After Check Result.......100% Passing Gaurantee In First Attempt.......Need Not Tto Give Exams By Urself I m going to tell you the fastest way to get MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,ORACLE,SOLAIS certified without efforts...... friends i have five vue and prometric testing sites here in INDIA.......so, i will do the exams on the behalf of the candidates, make them pass and charge some extra amount from them......... see i need ur some details then i will book ur exam on my testing site, make u pass in exam then send scoresheet to you....by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur exam status online on related note :- PAY AFTER CONFIRMATION OPTION IS ONLY AVALIABLE ONLY FOR MICROSOFT TESTS... official secure site..... when u will check ur exam status online only then send me payment through western union money transfer....... note :- my old clients r also welcome on this email id bcoz my old email id vinay_vue_prometric@yahoo.com has been closed my new email id is :- contact_vinay@rediffmail.com what details i need from the candidates :- 1. candidate full name(that he wants to appear on his scoresheet and certificate) 2. candidate full address(for certificatio delivery) 3. candidate passport and driving liciense scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. candidate landline as well as cell number(with country code) 5. correct exam numbers....... so, if anyone is really intrested in this then jsut mail me these details then he will be certified within a week.... prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 300 usd ccna :- 700 usd ccnp :- 800 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 650 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1000 usd comptia security + = 1000 usd Citrix each exam :- 800 usd sap each exam :- 1000 usd oracle 9i :- 2400 usd oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd bunndle offer :- mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 2600$(save 200$) mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5499$ ( save 500$) note :- all prices inlcudes exam fee and our charges.... note :- pay after confirmation option is only avaliable for MICROSOFT tests.. so.if anyone intrested in this just mail me at contact_vinay@rediffmail.com thanzzzzzzzzzz friends vinay Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198979
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    - Consulting gig I've always been a full-time employee during my existance in IT. Well, I have an opportunity for a Consulting gig that looks attractive on the surface. What are the pros and cons of consulting compared to full-time. Sure, I can google a bunch of opinions, but I'd like to hear it from some of the oldtimers in this Newgroup. what is W-2, independent contractor and other terms that are thrown around. If it matters any, I am more of a business/developer type and am not in networking. I only visit this group for entertainment purposes and to ask a serious question once in a blue moon. Say for example my current salary is xxx dollars annually, how do I convert that into an hourly rate given all the variables? I'm hoping Consultant, Kline, Frisbee and others answer my query. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198968
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    - 70-290 (MCSE) Study Resources What resources do you reccomend for studying for the 70-290 exam? Currently I am reading the Syngress book, but it is not very detailed. Thanks Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198963
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    - OT: WLMD This is what you have been waiting for. http://www1.imagine-msn.com/minisites/desktop/default.aspx?locale=en-us http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=200389 Gorm Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198942
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    - MCSE Anyone here studying for their MCSE? Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198902
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    - Can domain user log on a local computer? Once add a domain user to a local group in a Windows 2000, XP or 2003 member server, what can the user do? Access local resource through the network? Login locally? Or both? Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198837
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    - OT Pay Just curious, what type of hourly rates are you MSCE's in training making? Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198796
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    - ????? Hi all, Did I miss something? I got a message stating that this group was no longer available on news.microsoft.com. WTF? -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI If I tell a human that his 4-corner head (nose, 2 ears and back corner) has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-a** will say to me - "prove it". He knows not that his face is a corner. --Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198790
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    - MCSE CBT'S Does anybody know which CBT'S are the best for MCSE self study? Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198789
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    - Obtain MCSE,MCSD,MCSA,MCDBA,CCNA,CCNP without exams(Pay after check results)100% passing gaurantee Get Microsoft...Cisco....Comptia.....Oracle......Solaris......Certificaitons Without Exam.......P{ay After Check Result.......100% Passing Gaurantee In First Attempt.......Need Not Tto Give Exams By Urself I m going to tell you the fastest way to get MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,ORACLE,SOLAIS certified without efforts...... friends i have five vue and prometric testing sites here in INDIA.......so, i will do the exams on the behalf of the candidates, make them pass and charge some extra amount from them......... see i need ur some details then i will book ur exam on my testing site, make u pass in exam then send scoresheet to you....by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur exam status online on related note :- PAY AFTER CONFIRMATION OPTION IS ONLY AVALIABLE ONLY FOR MICROSOFT TESTS... official secure site..... when u will check ur exam status online only then send me payment through western union money transfer....... note :- my old clients r also welcome on this email id bcoz my old email id vinay_vue_prometric@yahoo.com has been closed my new email id is :- contact_vinay@rediffmail.com what details i need from the candidates :- 1. candidate full name(that he wants to appear on his scoresheet and certificate) 2. candidate full address(for certificatio delivery) 3. candidate passport and driving liciense scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. candidate landline as well as cell number(with country code) 5. correct exam numbers....... so, if anyone is really intrested in this then jsut mail me these details then he will be certified within a week.... prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 300 usd ccna :- 700 usd ccnp :- 800 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 650 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1000 usd comptia security + = 1000 usd Citrix each exam :- 800 usd sap each exam :- 1000 usd oracle 9i :- 2400 usd oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd bunndle offer :- mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 2600$(save 200$) mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5499$ ( save 500$) note :- all prices inlcudes exam fee and our charges.... note :- pay after confirmation option is only avaliable for MICROSOFT tests.. so.if anyone intrested in this just mail me at contact_vinay@rediffmail.com thanzzzzzzzzzz friends vinay Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198788
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    - OT: Quiet Man, it is quiet in here today, the InterNiel must be broken Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198785
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    - OT: Wednesday WOO HOO Florida: Bouncyball State. Go Gators Go Heat Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198773
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    - Realexamquestions.com exams are the real one with 100% passing guarantee Realexamquestions.com exams are the real one with 100% passing guarantee Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198772
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    - OT: oh goody! The National Gaurd has been deployed to NOLA. Police cheif says: "They are armed, locked, and loaded." I guess it means he can't do his dang job properly. idots. Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198760
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    - Obtain MCSE,MCSD,MCSA,MCDBA,CCNA,CCNP without exams(Pay after check results)100% passing gaurantee Get Microsoft...Cisco....Comptia.....Oracle......Solaris......Certificaitons Without Exam.......P{ay After Check Result.......100% Passing Gaurantee In First Attempt.......Need Not Tto Give Exams By Urself I m going to tell you the fastest way to get MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,ORACLE,SOLAIS certified without efforts...... friends i have five vue and prometric testing sites here in INDIA.......so, i will do the exams on the behalf of the candidates, make them pass and charge some extra amount from them......... see i need ur some details then i will book ur exam on my testing site, make u pass in exam then send scoresheet to you....by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur exam status online on related note :- PAY AFTER CONFIRMATION OPTION IS ONLY AVALIABLE ONLY FOR MICROSOFT TESTS... official secure site..... when u will check ur exam status online only then send me payment through western union money transfer....... note :- my old clients r also welcome on this email id bcoz my old email id vinay_vue_prometric@yahoo.com has been closed my new email id is :- contact_vinay@rediffmail.com what details i need from the candidates :- 1. candidate full name(that he wants to appear on his scoresheet and certificate) 2. candidate full address(for certificatio delivery) 3. candidate passport and driving liciense scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. candidate landline as well as cell number(with country code) 5. correct exam numbers....... so, if anyone is really intrested in this then jsut mail me these details then he will be certified within a week.... prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 300 usd ccna :- 700 usd ccnp :- 800 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 650 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1000 usd comptia security + = 1000 usd bunndle offer :- mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 2600$(save 200$) mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5499$ ( save 500$) note :- all prices inlcudes exam fee and our charges.... note :- pay after confirmation option is only avaliable for MICROSOFT tests.. so.if anyone intrested in this just mail me at contact_vinay@rediffmail.com thanzzzzzzzzzz friends vinay Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198754
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    - OT: Teusday Titilation Believe it or not, SFW http://fara.cs.uni-potsdam.de/~erabeneck/Bilder/pussycloseup.jpg Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198731
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    - OT: GO OILERS GO Again I say, go Oilers go... For those of you who haven't been paying attention...the Oilers finnished in 8th spot this regular season. Knocked off the #1 team in the league (detroit red wings) and continued to beat the sharks, and the ducks. Then they lost their starting goalie in game 1 against the carolina huricanes....came up with a big loss that night and lost game 2... 5-0. Finnally won a game, but then went on to lose the next game...making it a 3-1 series lead for the canes ( best of 7). Hurricanes then lost in overtime, to make it a 3-2 lead for the canes, then the oilers beat them 4-0...the series is now tied at 3. Whoever wins tonight, gets the cup! An 8th place team has never made it to the finals...a team being down 3 games to 1, has only ever won the cup once... And to top it off, The oilers have the best fans in the league. After the Canadian anthem was boohed in the states by american fans ( stupid americans didn't realize most of their team is Canadian) The game came back to Edmonton, and the fans hear SANG and cheered for the american anthem... GO Oilers GO! Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198702
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    - Advise Regarding Training A client of mine has a son who just graduated from college and is looking to get into the IT field (and I'm trying to point him in the right direction regarding initial training). Where can I post a message regarding his interests/education and get feedback regarding which classes would initially be best for him? If this is the correct group. then here are his interests/education. Interests... Anything that involves system development interests him. Education... He considers himself to be pretty good with... -Microsoft Excel -Microsoft PowerPoint -Microsoft Word -WS FTP -Visible Analyst (Create and publish: Business process maps, Entity-Relationship diagrams (ERDs), & Data Flow diagrams (DFDs) He considers himself knowledgeable in... -Adobe Acrobat Professional -Adobe PhotoShop -COBOL (Design and write simple business programs) -Macromedia DreamWeaver (Create and edit web pages and sites) -Macromedia Flash (Create and implement animation for web pages and sites) -Macromedia Fireworks (Create and edit images to optimize web pages and sites) -Microsoft Access (Create and analyze simple & complex databases for business - Design and implement front-end interface) -Microsoft Project -VMS/AXP (Run utilities and perform file maintenance) He also has a bit of experience with... -HTML (Create and edit web pages and sites) -Knoppix Linux -Maple (Create and graph business math calculations) -Microsoft Visio Tag: El Gizzardo Diablo Tag: 198676

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Re: El Gizzardo Diablo by BD

BD
Fri Jun 30 13:55:42 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Mostly Gizzards spurted out:
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> Notice the sig change?
>
Sweet...congrats dude!!
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Re: El Gizzardo Diablo by JaR

JaR
Fri Jun 30 14:42:45 CDT 2006

On Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:34:53 -0500, Mostly Gizzards cast into the ether:

> Notice the sig change?

Nice. Wait'll the babes get a look at the new lapel pin.

Now go have a^Hseveral beers!

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Re: El Gizzardo Diablo by Neil

Neil
Fri Jun 30 14:58:52 CDT 2006

did you hear "Mostly Gizzards" <mostlygizzards@hotmail.com> say in news:
#tspTRHnGHA.4452@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> Notice the sig change?
>

congrabulashens! Now you can get cracking on that most excellent of
certifications - MCNGP. Don't feel bad if you don't have what it takes
though, few do...

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