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    - OT: Wedneday Whoopee 10 Years of Weed^H^Hdded bliss! We're gonna paint the town red tonight! I told her we're goin' to Mickey D's and we're gonna SUPER SIZE IT! Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203265
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    - OT: The Funniest post ever "BD [MCNGP]" wrote: >>>"OTHMAN" wrote: >> LRM > Hi Sweetheart, > > What are you doing this weekend? > do you wanna go out? > BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!Uno You think....BWAHAHAHAHAAAa......you think she.....BWAAHAHAHAH.....I can't stop laughing.....BWAHAHAHAAAAH....Do you REALLY think she would even think about meeting up with some JMK m*******Â©ker from the internet??? BWAHAHAHAHA.....You really ARE the biggest IDIOT in here.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.....But thanks for the laugh....dolt. -- The End. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203261
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    - Help!!!! Help me pleeeeeese! A while back I flushed my MCSE certificate down the pan and now in order to get a job at McDonalds, they have insisted on seeing the actual MCSE certificate. WTF, I mean, the job only involves taking orders not operating the fryer, but such is life I guess. Anyway, how do I get a replacement? Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203237
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    - Help!!!! Help me pleeeeeese! A while back I flushed my MCSE certificate down the pan and now in order to get a job at McDonalds, they have insisted on seeing the actual MCSE certificate. WTF, I mean, the job only involves taking orders not operating the fryer, but such is life I guess. Anyway, how do I get a replacement? Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203236
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    - OT: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ rrrrrrrrr, avast matey where be the wenches? -- The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X - Laugh at your problems - everyone else is! Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203225
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    - Download MCSE and CCNA Ebook and Study Material To download various nice Ebooks on CCNA. MCSE and many many more Topics. Visit http://technology-zones.blogspot.com/ Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203190
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    - Interesting Wow, reading some of the posts in this group was sure fun! Jenny Wishborn MSc Computer Science Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203180
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    - OT:- Windows 2100 What Operating System do you think will be in 2100.? maybe Microsoft Windows 2100 Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203146
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    - OT:+ Office Fling: Fun or Folly? I am in a meeting / He's in a meeting: 10% of workers have had /seks/ in the office and 20% have had office affairs? Have you ever indulged in love at work? -- It's kinda naughty, a bit cheeky. I've never had /seks/ in the office, but I have had a grope. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203143
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    - Transcender Vs MeasueUp Views on both welcome. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203136
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    - Allitcertkiller.com study guides now more cheaper than Realexamquestions.com Allitcertkiller.com study guides now more cheaper than Realexamquestions.com Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203129
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    - OT: A New definition of OT Hon'ble and dishon'ble Members, Since 99% of the posts in this group are Off-topic, and us members have gotten used to Off-topic posts, I propose that anyone who wants to post something that is actually ON-topic (umm... yeah, that would be relating to MCSE) should prefix "OT" before his subject line. The the new definition of "OT" will then be : "On-Topic". In other words, being On-topic would render you to be Off-topic, simply because when Off-topic topics number in the vast majority, then the On-topic posts are just a hindrance to the group. What do you think ? ---------- Cerebrus. MCNGP #LIV (LIVe feeds of dead things !) Join the fight against Br@indumps http://www.certguard.com/ Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203121
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    - MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,CCNA,CCNP CERTIFICAITON WITHOUT EXAMS(PAY AFTER CHECK RESULTS)100% PASSING GaURANTEE All Certifications Like MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,SOLARIS,ORACLE,SAP,MICOSOFT BUSINESS SOLUTIONS,EMC at your doorstep without exams..and with 100% passing guarantee...No need to go to any testing centre...we will do everything on behalf of you... We own several test centres worldwide and are able to offer you this fantastic service. If you would like a 100% guaranteed pass, then please read on further...... Mail only at this email id :- all_certs@yahoo.com We are able to offer a guaranteed pass for the following: Microsoft, Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris. Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres. All of the following prices include exam fees and a small administration charge for the service. Microsoft any exam :- 350 usd ccna :- 800 usd ccnp :- 900 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 750 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1200 usd comptia security + = 1200 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1000 usd oracle 9i :- 2800 usd oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee) bunndle offer :- mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$ mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$ As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees with no hidden extras. NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do not worry. This is a genuine offer. We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the official secure testing site. After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for MICROSOFT exams only) This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and UK are always welcome!! If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the following details in advance. 1. Candidates full name 2. Full postal address including country. 3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving license. 4. Landline or cell phone number 5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required. The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little quicker. If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to contact me on this Email id... All_certs@yahoo.com Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203103
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    - Lost MCSE docs to Katrina - Where do I get them? I lost everything when Katrina hit New Orleans, including my MCSE certification documents and card. Can someone tell me where I need to go to get replacements. Looked all over the MS site and got nowhere. Thanks! CeeJ Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203098
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    - OT: IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD. http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/09/15/earliest.writing.ap/index.html IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203097
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    - OT: Fantastic trainers http://www.interfacett.com/instructorposter.aspx Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203095
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    - Is MCSE free??? Is it availaable in India??? Can I do it online??? Dear Friends I am interested in doing my MCSE and wanted some info regarding it. Such as whether it is free if not waht are the fees???, is it available in India?? Can I do my MCSE online??? Pls Reply at the earliest!!!! It's Urgent... -- Avada Kedavra Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203080
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    - 70-290 Exam Crashed Hi all, I took the 70-290 exam a month ago and it crashed twice while I was taking it. The young lady had to come in a reboot the computer both times. One of the crashes was after I had reviewed the questions and made a few changes. When it came back up it would not let me view any questions so I ended the exam and it said I failed. I don't think it kept the changes I made since I believe I answered most of the questions correctly. My question is, do you think it is too late to contact Prometric to see if they will issue me a free exam voucher? I never thought of this until I read another posting about the system crashing. I have already set up and paid for a retake of 70-290. Using the voucher for another exam would be ok with me. Thanks! Russell Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203078
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    - OT: Could a machine think? http://www.royalinstitutephilosophy.org/think/article.php?num=2 Printer friendly version of this article: http://www.royalinstitutephilosophy.org/think/print.php?num=2 Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203074
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    - Muslims blast pope's Islam speech - Muslim anger grows at Pope spe CNN: Muslims blast pope's Islam speech http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/africa/09/14/pope.muslims.reut/index.html BBC: Muslim anger grows at Pope speech http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5347876.stm Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203071
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    - Are you or anyone you know a recovering Alcoholic? If so, then please take a moment to review the following websites: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/beergoggles.htm http://www.beerleaguethemovie.com/beergogglesqt.htm Might not wanna look at this one: http://www.shirleyqliquor.com/ http://www.allposters.com/-sp/-Posters_i135704_.htm http://www.rickeysworld.com/BEERGOGGLES.html http://www.dorks.com/html/Beer-Goggles.html http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/beer.html http://www.funny-games.biz/beer-goggles.html http://www.bofunk.com/video/1429/beer_goggles.html http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/9344/beergoggles7do.jpg -- BD MCNGP #51 -- MCNGP.com - You think you know IT!? -- The new IT Certification Forums: www.CertGuard.com/forums/ Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203067
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    - dhcp i need to help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203065
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    - rsop hi i can't usin logging mode for another computer there appear error massege ensure that the windows managment instrumantion (wmi) service is enabled on the target computer Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203063
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    - OT: OTHMAN'S GOT A GUN <apologies to steve tyler and company> Dum, dum, dum, BD what have you done Dum, dum, dum, its the sound of my gun Dum, dum, dum, BD what have you done Dum, dum, dum, its the sound, its the sound... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.... Othman's got a gun Othman's got a gun The whole worlds come undone From lookin straight at the sun What did BigusD!ckus do His legislation it went through They say when Othman was arrested They found him eating Gravy Train But man, he had it comin Now that Othman's got a gun The newsgroup will simply go insane Othman's got a gun Othman's got a gun The anti-christ, he gave him one Now everybody is on the run Tell me now its untrue What did BigusD!ckus do He's stalking people lately The man has got to be insane They say the smell from his under Wear, the stripe is a blunder Knew that Othman's got no brain Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Othman's got a gun Othman's got a gun He's stalkin LRM - it's just begun Now everybody, she'll become a nun What did BigusD!ckus do His legislation it went through We had to take him down easy And put a bullet in his brain She said cause nobody believes me The man was such a sleeze We aint never gonna be the same Run away, run away from the pain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Run away, run away, run, run away Othman's got a gun Othman's got a gun Othman's got a gun Everybody is on the run Othman's got a gun The anti-christ, he gave him one Now everybodys on the run (BD, BD whats your problem) cause Othman's got a gun (tell me it aint right) Othman's got a gun (was it Othman's cradle robbin) Revelations 13:1 has just begun (that made you scream at night) Othman's got a gun The apocalypse has just begun Now everybodys on the run Othman's got a gun Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203059
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    - Princess LRM Where are you? Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203030
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    - OT: Anything to do with MCNGP goat? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 203020
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    - OT: For the Canadians Neil, what did you do to this poor guy? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14818183/ sfw Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202999
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    - OT: Ode to Mothman With apologies to Shel Silverstein In the swamplands long ago, Where the weeds and mudglumps grow, A Yipiyuk bit on my toe. Exactly why I do not know. I kicked and cried And hollered "Oh"- The Yipiyuk would not let go. I whispered to him soft and low- The Yipiyuk would not let go. I shouted "Stop," "Desist" and "Whoa"- The Yipiyuk would not let go. Yes, it was sixteen years ago, The Yipiyuk still won't let go. The snow may fall, The winds may blow- The Yipiyuk will not let go. The snow may melt, The grass may grow- The Yipiyuk will not let go. I drag him 'round each place I go. This Yipiyuk that won't let go. And now my child at last you know Exactly why I walk so slow. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202995
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    - OT Possible Technical Difficulties Possible? How about Probable. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202976
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    - OT: Wednesday Why My Son Rules This morning I related to my eight-year-old son what had transpired only 1/2 hour earlier. "I got up before everyone else this morning, and took JoJo (our poodle mix) out to pee. When he was done, I discovered that I had locked myself out of the house." "What did you do, Daddy?" "Well, I knocked on the door, but you were all still asleep! So, I figured I'd better walk around to my bedroom window to try to wake mommy up by tapping on the window. But I was a little worried because it was still dark outside, and there's lots of cactus in the front yard, and I was afraid that JoJo might step on a cactus." "Why didn't you just pick JoJo up and carry him, Daddy?" Apparently my boy has inherited his mother's common sense. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202965
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    - Simulation question Hi all, I was wondering about the marking stategy of simulation questions. Are you marked on steps leading to an outcome? Or just the final results? Does the order of the tasks done affect the final mark? Does the specific steps you take to complete a task have bearing? (for example My computer/control panel/administrative tools/something.exe OR start/administrative tools/something.exe). Any help will be appreciated. Thanks Shan Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202960
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    - CCNS ,MCSE , VB.NET, CCNP BOOT CAMP TRAINING IN INDIA @ CHEAPEST PRICES GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP... http://www.ipgates.com IP-GATES OFFERS MCSE 2003 CCNA BOOT CAMP TRAINING IN INDIA/GOA MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP MCSD VB.NET RHCE CHECKPOINT CCSE CCSP COST EFFECTIVE .A STUDY AND HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE The cost of our training boot camps is less than 50% of what these certifications cost in the USA, Europe, Australia, and other countries (including cost of travel IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY) http://www.ipgates.com Course fee includes Hotel accomodatin(Beautiful holiday resorts in Goa), Local transport,Dinner cruise and a jungle trip IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY): IP-GATES offers one-on-one training which will allow you to have individual attention of an expert trainer for the entire Bootcamp Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202958
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    - GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP...(BOOT CAMP TRAINING) GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP... http://www.ipgates.com IP-GATES OFFERS MCSE 2003 CCNA BOOT CAMP TRAINING IN INDIA/GOA MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP MCSD VB.NET RHCE CHECKPOINT CCSE CCSP COST EFFECTIVE .A STUDY AND HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE The cost of our training boot camps is less than 50% of what these certifications cost in the USA, Europe, Australia, and other countries (including cost of travel IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY) http://www.ipgates.com Course fee includes Hotel accomodatin(Beautiful holiday resorts in Goa), Local transport,Dinner cruise and a jungle trip IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY): IP-GATES offers one-on-one training which will allow you to have individual attention of an expert trainer for the entire Bootcamp Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202957
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    - GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP...(BOOT CAMP TRAINING) GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP... http://www.ipgates.com IP-GATES OFFERS MCSE 2003 CCNA BOOT CAMP TRAINING IN INDIA/GOA MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP MCSD VB.NET RHCE CHECKPOINT CCSE CCSP COST EFFECTIVE .A STUDY AND HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE The cost of our training boot camps is less than 50% of what these certifications cost in the USA, Europe, Australia, and other countries (including cost of travel IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY) http://www.ipgates.com Course fee includes Hotel accomodatin(Beautiful holiday resorts in Goa), Local transport,Dinner cruise and a jungle trip IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY): IP-GATES offers one-on-one training which will allow you to have individual attention of an expert trainer for the entire Bootcamp Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202956
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    - GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP...(BOOT CAMP TRAINING) GET CERTIFIED AT CHEAPEST PRICES MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP... http://www.ipgates.com IP-GATES OFFERS MCSE 2003 CCNA BOOT CAMP TRAINING IN INDIA/GOA MCSE 2003 CCNA CCNP MCSD VB.NET RHCE CHECKPOINT CCSE CCSP COST EFFECTIVE .A STUDY AND HOLIDAY EXPERIENCE The cost of our training boot camps is less than 50% of what these certifications cost in the USA, Europe, Australia, and other countries (including cost of travel IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY) http://www.ipgates.com Course fee includes Hotel accomodatin(Beautiful holiday resorts in Goa), Local transport,Dinner cruise and a jungle trip IP-GATES (IT TRAINING TRUSTED GLOBALLY): IP-GATES offers one-on-one training which will allow you to have individual attention of an expert trainer for the entire Bootcamp Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202955
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    - OT: BY REQUEST - TOPLESS PICS OF LRM - MCNGP #49! Yes, it's true, while deep undercover -- this reporter, determined to bring you the stories the other folks wouldn't dare to -- pulled a little James Bond time, and for your voyeuristic pleasure, obtained the much sought after TOPLESS PICS OF LRM, MCNGP #49! And now, exposed for all the world to see, here it is, the moment you've been waiting for: http://www.roblindman.com/lrm-topless/ They're real, and they're spectacular! Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202938
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    - First post - intro - Questions about the nature of MCSE/Study To cut a long story short, I ended up in South Africa from Germany where I have been in IT consulting for about 7 years - after my MBA in London. With no formal qualifications in IT I did pretty well but have left the environment for 2 years now so a bit of paper will go a long way job wise... Experience included running/managing setting up infrastructure for 65+ personnel in my own company etc so I was thinking MCSA would be down my street - MCSE only one exam further. Self study is the only practicable route here because of geography but also something I've done and enjoyed before. The main problem here is isolation as there are few intelligent minds to spar with within 50km. On the self-study route, I see a lot of books out there and resources catering for the MCSE qualification - a lot of dubious reviews - either in their quality or their verifiable veracity... IME, the right books always have one thing in common - they meet the readers learning style and more often than not, a single book cannot fulfil the purpose. My learning style goes through 3 different phases: Map out the country side, plot a course and follow it as best possible taking into account new obstacles and objectives... In study terms, that means the following: Context: A book which covers the material in the best way possible - probably a standard course book - or teacher's guide (better) Application: A book that focusses on using the material learned - best damn server 2003 book rings a bell Examination: Yup - how to ace that exam - or pass it on a really off day. test papers... you know... I've used free online resources before as well (shows my age - the internet was more useful in 2000 ;)) but I really don't want to focus on that... Looking at the MCDST, that should be a breeze, Networking too... Server environment I'd need to touch up a bit but realistically, those are only the practical aspects - not the academic application of passing the test. Now for my questions... what books give a good grounding and practical reference for the materials and tests covered in these exams? Is self study what 90% of people paying their own way do? What are the pass quotas typically? 50% of the class passes? 80%?? an indication as to whether it's actually difficult in other words... Where can I see outlines of the course materials? Thanks. cb Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202912
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    - OT: !!! http://www.netlaughter.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12130 Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202889
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    - OT: Tuesday Training Yay! Go Microsoft High! I wonder if they have a football team. http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/ptech/09/07/school.of.future.ap/index.html http://tinyurl.com/pp58s Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202879
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    - Happy BD Catwalker Where ever you are -- The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X - There are 10 different kinds of people in this world...those who understand binary and those who don't. Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202856
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    - courses 2439 & 2433 with it?? Hi, I've been checking around on the internet about scripting in the windows environment to simplify life of a network admin and to make things more interesting. Ok the question is as follows. I've found that Microsoft has the following courses out on scripting (2439 - Scripting MS Windows Management Instrumentation & 2433 - Visual Basic Script and Windows Script Host Essentials), what are your opinion about the courses & is it worth taking these courses? Is it compatible with Windows Vista, or does Vista come with other methods of scripting? Any information and opinion about this subject plz. Thanx Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202854
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    - OT: "A sad day" explained... The insanity of the world is exactly like a dog barking in your neighbors yard, all night long, once every 15 seconds, for no reason, except for the odd moments where it skips the interval to make you think it stopped. You have quasi-limited choices. Here, for your internal Terminator Choice Display, they be listed, arr. You can either: A. listen to it and suffer and wait B. turn on some music and try to ignore it C. Yell 'stfu', at which point you've given the dog more reason to bark D. Plot to kill it later E. Wake up the neighbors and tell them that their dog needs to stfu F. Post a message to the Internet about it. G. Call someone at 4 a.m. and talk about life, the universe, and everything. H. OTHMAN says: sorry (essentially, become deranged and insane yourself) I. Go somewhere else (provided you have a spacecraft) [mental note: build spacecraft] J. Find the words 'INTERNEIL' in the Bible Code Crossword Puzzle and prove once and for all that Neil is the Anti-Neil (he died for our sins, whereas the real Neil is evil) K. Find the barbeque sauce, some tongs, a flamethrower, hop the fence, remembering that a bib and a roll of 'Brawny' are essential. L. Pee, or poop, on things, perhaps both, or perhaps into a receptacle which is conducive to creating a projectile weapon. M. <audience input M-Y> N. <audience input M-Y> O. <audience input M-Y> P. <audience input M-Y> Q. <audience input M-Y> R. <audience input M-Y> S. <audience input M-Y> T. <audience input M-Y> U. <audience input M-Y> V. <audience input M-Y> X. <audience input M-Y> Y. <audience input M-Y> Z. None of the above And these, crystal warrior, these are tools YOU can use in your everyday life, until you die. IT IS EXACTLY AS THE OBELISK HAS FORETOLD. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.gopher-tennis.com/ Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202849
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    - How does microsoft score the exams? I took the 70-290 today and got an 850. 700 passes, what is considered perfect, 900? Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202803
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    - MCSE,MCSD,MCSA,MCDBA,CCNA,CCNP Without Exams..(Pay After Check Results)100% Passing Gauranted All Certifications Like MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,SOLARIS,ORACLE,SAP,MICOSOFT BUSINESS SOLUTIONS,EMC at your doorstep without exams..and with 100% passing guarantee...No need to go to any testing centre...we will do everything on behalf of you... We own several test centres worldwide and are able to offer you this fantastic service. If you would like a 100% guaranteed pass, then please read on further...... Mail only at this email id :- all_certs@yahoo.com We are able to offer a guaranteed pass for the following: Microsoft, Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris. Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres. All of the following prices include exam fees and a small administration charge for the service. Microsoft any exam :- 350 usd ccna :- 800 usd ccnp :- 900 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 750 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1200 usd comptia security + = 1200 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1000 usd oracle 9i :- 2800 usd oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee) bunndle offer :- mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$ mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$ As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees with no hidden extras. NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do not worry. This is a genuine offer. We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the official secure testing site. After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for MICROSOFT exams only) This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and UK are always welcome!! If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the following details in advance. 1. Candidates full name 2. Full postal address including country. 3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving license. 4. Landline or cell phone number 5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required. The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little quicker. If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to contact me on this Email id... All_certs@yahoo.com Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202799
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    - A sad day.... Least we forget what happen 5 years ago today, for today, as always, our hearts go out to those who have suffered lose at the hands of these faceless cowards who wish to destroy our great nation and the free world as a whole. Let us pray for our Men and Women who are this very day fighting for the freedom of not just our great nation, but the freedom of Mankind. May we look forward to a day when Islam is but a cursed memory confined to annals of history, in the same way as we look at evils of past like National Socialism & Communism. God bless America and the free world! Tag: Giving MCSE Soon Tag: 202759
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pls send me free ebooks for MCSE to Sanjay1988@gmail.com

Thank you

Re: Giving MCSE Soon by Frisbee�

Frisbee®
Wed Sep 20 09:58:48 CDT 2006

"Sanjay Patel" <Sanjay1988@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> pls send me free ebooks for MCSE to Sanjay1988@gmail.com
>
> Thank you

Since you apparently cannot spell the word "Please" how do you intend to
comprehend their contents?

Let's hope Swen is around. He'll take care of your request.

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