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    - Practice Exams for 2003 What practice exams work the best these days? Has Boson moved up and are they trust worthy or do Transenders still rule the pack? Thanks in advance. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125445
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    - Upgrading MCSE 2000 Hi I'm MCSE 2000. I didn't pass the 70-292 last week. Can I examine again Thanks. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125438
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    - Re: Global Catalog SRV Record is Missing Dear all; In our network, there are one DC and one DNS server. Although AD Sit and Services -> NTDS Settings -> Global Catalog check box is checke position, there is no SRV record for our GC in forward lookup zone i DNS. Now i am trying to force my GC for getting SRV record but there i no solution that i found. Please help me for any article to force my G server to register its SRV record automatically. Note: Dynamic Update for zone is selected. Best wishes - ersin_yavu ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.mcse.m ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.mcse.ms/message632614.htm Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125433
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    - Exam 70-270 Hello all, I am in the process of studying for exam 70-270. With the pass, i'll get the MCP and i can also decide if i want to continue to get my MCSE. Ive taken a class and i have the 2272BC book from the learning center that i took the class at. I wanted to know your opinions on study guides for this test. All ive seen so far worth any good reviews is the MCSE Training Kit (exam 70-270) Windows XP Professional. Any other good books out there? Thanks for the help ToeKnee Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125428
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    - MCSE2003 hey I had an interview and they asked what is the diferent of win 2000 and 2003 Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125420
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    - Exam 70-220 Hi, How long, and how many questions are in Exam 70-220, Designing Security for a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network? Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125417
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    - Finally passed all my MCSE exams - Books for sale Hi guys, First let me thank you for all the help I received from reading everyone's posts and links to exam notes, cram sessions, etc. I have decided to sell one of my 7 binder copy of the Microsoft Official Curriculum for the Windows 2000 MCSE. (I own two copies) You get the 120 day educational version for Windows 2000 and Windows 2000 Server. PLUS, I'll throw in copies of the Syngress books which cover exams 70-210, 70-215, 70-217, 70-221. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4128568923 This MOC collection contains one of each of the following books: Microsoft MCSE - Training and Certification Introduction Implementing and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Material # 2154ACP Implementing Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional and Server Material # 2152BCP Designing a Secure Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Material # 2150ACP Designing A Microsoft Windows 2000 Networking Services Infrastructure Material # 1562BCP Windows 2000 Network And Operating System Essentials Material # 2151ACP Implementing A Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure Material # 2153ACP I now have my MCSE, CCNA & CCNP Cert's. All of the books are in great shape. I doubt if you will find anything more helpful than reading these self paced guides. Again, Thank you so much, I could not have done it without you all! Regards, Karl Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125415
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    - looking who show me the right way .. dear sir/madam i'm really willing from u to tell me about the mcse future and to become one of the holder of it should i need to be having befor the mcse anyother certificate of microsoft than IT degree.. thank's Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125400
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    - Exam 70-296 resources on the www Hello I am looking for useful information and articles on exam 70-296. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks, Naeem. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125396
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    - Help Does anyone know where I can download free video course ware, it will really help me for my exams. Thaks in advance! Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125395
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    - NTFS quick format and normal format Hi, During installation of WinXP and Win2003, there is an option of quick formatting and normal formatting of NTFS and FAT partition. What is the difference aside from the speed of the formatting? Does this normal formatting perform better than quick formatting when reading/saving files etc etc?? Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125392
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    - WinNT 4.0 Server with SP4 or higher integrated Hi, Has Microsoft ever release Windows NT 4.0 (Server or Enterprise) with SP4 or higher integrated? All I can find is SP1 integrated. Thanks in advance. This will be helpful in my MCSE study. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125391
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    - Woohoo - one down... Passed 70-270 today. What's the top score, or how do they score it? My score was 887. It says 700 is a passing score but I was under the impression that you had to pass by 80%, but that just doesn't compute. I'm probably over-analyzing it. I know, a pass is a pass, I should just accept it and move on to the next course. But, are they going to let me in on what questions I missed so I can study that material more? Thanks for the direction Neil, a couple weeks ago you encouraged me and it paid off. I read the MS Book, used my video courseware, hammered away at the practice tests (MeasureUp keys included with my training courseware) and nailed it in just over 3 weeks. How'd I do it? 7x15 studying, lots of iced tea and sweets, currently unemployed. :( -noreaster Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125390
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    - Pratice Exam Docs Hello All, Pls kindly let me know the web site address that i can get free pratice exam. TIA. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125388
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    - Help with Internet Explorer In cleaning DAM! Spyware I deleted a registry key that was modified and now , I need to add HTP:// or I do not get my urls.What key do I need to add ? can anyone help ? Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125386
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    - second chance program On April 27, 2004 VUE released a promotion that allows candidates who fail specific exams with a one time opportunity to re-take the exam for free. Eligible Exams: 70-270, 70-290, 70-291, 70-292, 70-293, 70-294, 70-296, 70-297, 70-298 Eligibility period: Customers must take and fail an eligible exam between April 1 and June 30 Redemption period: Customers may get one free retake by July 31. Redemption instructions: Customers must call Pearson VUE central registration at 1-800-TEST-REG (837-8734) to schedule their free retake. The call center representative will validate eligibility. The customer should identify they are taking part in the "Second Shot" campaign. Other restrictions: Offer good in US only. (All eligible and redeemed exams must be taken within the US.) Customers are entitled to retake any ONE exam that they failed during the eligibility period. They may receive only one free retake, regardless of how many attempts or different exams they attempt. The free retake cannot be applied to an exam the customer did not take (and fail) during the eligibility period. Free retake cannot be applied to prior purchases (i.e., customers cannot get a refund if they've already paid for a retake and have taken it already). If they failed that paid retake, they may be still entitled to a free retake. All retake time frames are subject to compliance with Program Retake rules (http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/faq/security.a sp), which state: If you do not pass an exam the first time, you may retake it at any time. If you do not achieve a passing score a second time, you must wait at least 14 days to retake the exam a third time. A 14-day waiting period will be imposed for all subsequent exam retakes. If you have passed an exam, you cannot take it again. Beta exams may be taken only once. This offer is available only at Pearson VUE testing sites. Customers must take and fail an exam at a Pearson VUE site during the eligibility period. They may then retake that same exam at no additional cost during the redemption period at a Pearson VUE testing site (either the same testing site, or any other Pearson VUE testing site within the US). Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125380
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    - I'm an idiot... 70-294 is killing me Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125377
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    - almost beer-thirty yum. :) Canadian Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125375
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    - Newbie Hey guys, I am a certification newbie and just had some basic questions. 1. When your certification expires after 3 years, do you have to retake all the tests again, or is there some kind of continuing education? 2. My career objectives are to work in network security and administration. Are their other certifications that would be good to get in addition to the MCSE? Just so you know a bit about my background, I am a graduate assistant pursuing an MBA and MS in computer info systems. Thanks in advance! Jared Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125348
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    - 70-291 Hi, Plan to take 70-291 next month, many people said it is very hard exam despite of litte question. any one who just pass the exam, please share some idea on how to prepare for this exam such as book, demo test question, braindumps...??? any clue would be helpful. I would really appreciate it. thank in advance Wei Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125347
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    - OT: Receptionists is crazy! My name is not Kim. Anyone who calls and asks for Kim should be transferred to extension 118. I am Ken. Not Kim. I am not extension 118. Thank you. -- KB - MCNGP "Four times this week! thug" #26 first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125334
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    - Braindumper Spared :-( -- Texas D.A. Won't Prosecute Alleged Braindumper Judge orders assets returned; Microsoft considering civil charges. 4/22/2004 -- The longest-standing criminal investigation of an alleged braindumper has come to an end without any charges being filed. Almost two years ago, San Antonio police seized the business and personal assets of former TestKiller.com and TroyTec.com owner Garry Neale during a criminal investigation of a complaint made by Microsoft alleging that he sold Microsoft certification exam questions, in violation of Texas theft of trade secret statutes. Now, Neale's assets -- including $408,566.84 from various bank accounts along with business assets and personal items such as a truck, collectibles, children's video games and a refrigerator -- have all been returned to him by court order. The Bexar County District Attorney's Office has also publicly declared that it no longer intends to criminally prosecute Neale. Read More: http://certcities.com/editorial/news/print.asp?EditorialsID=602 -- $408,566.84 <--- WTF!!!???? so much for trying to keep the certs bump free... :-( *life is unfair. and i just paid $500 in parking tickets...* Rowdy Yates -- "the man who tried and failed miserably" -- Visit Rowdy's Home Page http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/ Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125333
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    - MCSE 2003: Security AND Messaging? I'm on track for MCSE 2003: Security right now... just curious if it's possible to get both this and Messaging specializations? Would you just have two MCSE cert logos for your resume at that point? I don't mind learning the extra stuff even if it doesnt do much ;) Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125310
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    - OT: Where is everyone? You guys! Cheer me up! -- Kat - MCNGP #29 Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125294
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    - Updating my MCSE status........ Hey guys, I got my MCSE back in 1997 before I came to the U.S. to continue my study. I have a couple questions to ask, which are: 1. how long is the expriration time for a MCSE? 2. Do I have to retake all the tests that I have taken in order to be certified again? 3. Is there any way to check my status online? I have the MCP ID. Thx! Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125292
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    - anoth $$ think this is a c*&p newsgroupyour all insane get a life i love u eddie if your reely a women will you mary me Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125270
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    - 10 mins left yeah its a long weekend happy happy joy joy Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125269
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    - Computer Certification: Overview This is quite a good and comprehensive little acticle that gives newbies to the IT certification process a nice overview of what it's all about. enjoy, :-) http://www.gocertify.com/article/certification_overview.shtml http://tinyurl.com/2khom Rowdy Yates -- "the man who tried and failed miserably" -- Visit Rowdy's Home Page http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/ Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125263
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    - some reel friday fun http://www.mxfiles.kneib.biz/drag_and_go_back_spezial.html or http://tinyurl.com/7itm and http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf or http://tinyurl.com/2e2pt both little funny but worth a look Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125247
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    - account request hi all, am working as helpdesk for network with 340 users, im on my own as the helpdesk having to lo0ok after active directory, the company has a very high employee turn over, in the region of 2 people for every job pa, and as a company is constantly growing, was hoping someone could help he out with a couple of things, firstly at the moment when a employee starts one of there colleagues rings me asking for an account to be setup I always tell them to email me with there name what access is required, if reads or write and if email and internet is required and a description of what they will be used for, I normally get an email back like so; could you setup a pc account for John Doe he needs access to warehouse qa and qa doc and will need email and internet. i would like to be able to setup something like a template that the employee has to get filled out and approved by the department manager before I Evan know there's a new employee started, any ideas of how i could set this up, was thinking of using an outlook public folder with a form template posted but evan then will they be able to fill in this form and send it without saving changes to the form or deleting it. Anyone have any better ideas I'm sure there must be a better way to manage this, thanks all P.S. have been in the job about 12months have 70-210 and am going for 290 in week, Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125246
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    - Friday Fun http://tinyurl.com/33kwb Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125245
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    - Unable to delete hotmail message I am unable to delete hotmail message after login to www.hotmail.co I accesss the internet through proxy server Please help! Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125241
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    - OT: Official Search Engine of the MCNGP Fiefdom ???? http://www.booble.com Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125239
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    - OT: Take One for the Country Operation Take One For The Country: Mission Statement: To discretely provide US troops shipping out overseas with the most sensually pleasing departure possible. http://www.takeoneforthecountry.com/index.asp Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125209
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    - OT: Morons I'm quoting from the article linked below. "Prosecutors said Bryant, who was 17 at the time, plotted to kill the girl with his boyhood friend, Lord Hampton, so Bryant could avoid a statutory rape charge." What a totally fscked up train of thought. Anywho, here's the article, which, in all seriousness, isn't as strange as that sentence makes it out to be. It's been news around here lately. Not big news, but news nonetheless. Article: http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/04/29/bryant_acquitted_of_murdering_14_year_old_pregnant_girl/ and the obligatory tiny: http://tinyurl.com/38f47 -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125148
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    - learning Hey all, I have now just got to go on line. I will be learning the mcse next week. Thers a place which teach you everything real quick over here Do you no what companys are the best to work for. I will want to go to the UK or to america when I am qulailfled in it. If you can help with getting me a job that is great. Thanks you all. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 125009
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    - recommendation needed for 2000 path I have begun studying for my Win 2000 MCSE, but was wondering what exams I should take first. I can't find anything on the Microsoft site that addresses this. Only which test are required, but nothing regarding the sequence. Any recommendations would be appreciated. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124990
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    - Fire wall I have just installed a fire wall on my company's network and was wondering if the fire wall would also protect again power surges? thanks Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124961
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    - jobs Yep, just finished this hear course which I fork out 8000 quid on, now the bloke say's the "100K" job has gone!!!! So where do I get an MCSE job? Not going move anywhere, I like Scotland to much!!!! Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124957
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    - KNOWING I MUST GET NEED KNOWNING MCSE, AND WHAT IS IT ? Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124956
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    - Help me..... i feel completely stupid and don't know what I am doing can someone help please Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124953
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    - MCSE NT4.0 Hi i am MCSE NT 4.0, i sleeped to update t0 MCSE2000. I have pass the 2000 Professional and 2000 Server exams. Can somebody give me an Info, how many exams do i still need to become MCSE2000? or should i certifie directly for 2003 I will appreciate your support BBK Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124951
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    - MCSE I am currently studying for the MCSE and I am having problems installing windows 2000 over the network. can some one help I am copletely lost. I have tried having the server with win2000 serve and the client with win98 but neither will let me access each other, I dont really know what to do. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124950
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    - vb? Hi all. I'm new to I.T. and to this newsgroup. I haven't been working in it too long. Well actually just 6 months. I've been doing vb scripting recently and have just found the sendkeys function. Can anyone tell me if it possible to do this on a remote machine? Thing is.. my I left the house this morning with my wife's' keys and she gets home before me. So she's gonna be locked out. Your help will be much appreciated. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124949
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    - 70-296 Anyone pass this one and if so what resources did you use. eg MS Press etc.. I took the 2209 and 2210 in Jan, 04. The workshops were good hands on heres a problem figure out the solution. OR your FIRED! I aslo bought 292 - 296 self paced study book from MS- Press. I scheduled 292 for 7-May. The MCt who taught the worksop failed it twice and a buddy in the class fialed once. Both evenually passed 292, neither have taken 296. In the interestet of fairness i will study all Objective Domains. I am asking on an evaluation on the Legitimate study materials you use to pass thank reg Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124945
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    - where get from where can I by the mcse and what does it cost? Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124942
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    - HELP PLEASE Hi All, Just starting out on the MCSE trail & really don't know where to start, can anybody give me some idea on which way to go & what books do I need please. Many thanks Sean Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124939
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    - 70-290 not sure about mspress Hi all, have got exam 70-290 on Monday and don't think I'm totally ready well have study a lot but and have lab setup at home (1 server 03 running p2 1gig and p4 512mb running xp and vpc server 03) all are running fine and are setup as per mspress says to but I find mspress only skims the top of a lot of the subjects and there are a lot of mistakes and no explanations. well to get to the point I know the material in the book but I have the filing the msprss only cover about 50% of the actual server in turn the exam will have a lot of questions I will have not even heard about. is there a site with a general list of what the exam might bring up thanks Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124937
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    - 70-299 Anyone knows if the 70-299 mcsa elective exam can be used as an mcse exam? Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124925
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    - 25% Microsoft Exam Discount!! Use the following discount code for a 25% discount on any Microsoft exam thru May 31, 2004: MSUU4C9E1287 This discount code is good only for Microsoft exams and must be scheduled and taken at a Pearson VUE testing center. One additional note - you do not have to take the exam by May 31, just schedule and pay for it - so if you don't think you will be ready to take your exam by May 31, schedule it now for taking at a later date. Good Luck. Tag: RE: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT Tag: 124920

Has anyone clicked on the .Scr file yet? I'm waiting for hundreds of new
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT by Jtyc

Jtyc
Mon May 03 12:53:30 CDT 2004

> Has anyone clicked on the .Scr file yet? I'm waiting for hundreds of new
> posts....

It's an awesome screen saver man... I'm building up quite the collection of
them.

I'm not sure that she knows that that isn't the healthiest method for
consuming a carrot...

Re: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT by Paul

Paul
Mon May 03 13:37:07 CDT 2004

And you still find time to post here? :^)

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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND POKEING HERSELF WITH A CARROT by Jtyc

Jtyc
Mon May 03 13:53:22 CDT 2004

> And you still find time to post here? :^)

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