OT: The Funniest post ever

"BD [MCNGP]" wrote:

>>>"OTHMAN" wrote:
>> LRM
> Hi Sweetheart,
>
> What are you doing this weekend?
> do you wanna go out?
>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!Uno

You think....BWAHAHAHAHAAAa......you think she.....BWAAHAHAHAH.....I can't
stop
laughing.....BWAHAHAHAAAAH....Do you REALLY think she would even think about
meeting up with some JMK m*******©ker from the internet???
BWAHAHAHAHA.....You
really ARE the biggest IDIOT in here.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.....But thanks for the
laugh....dolt.

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TBone
Wed Sep 20 08:18:19 CDT 2006

And on the eigth day <OT MAN@discussions.microsoft.com> aka Lamer did cause
the electrons to come together and form the following words:

<repeating of previous posting snipped>

And exactly how is someone calling you a dolt at your pathetic attempt to
hit on one of our members the funniest thing you ever heard? Better yet,
why are you posting it in a new thread?

You are already LotM, you trying for LotY or have you reverted to troll
status?

Do us a favour, either make a useful contribution or GTFO.

*plonk*

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OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 08:42:02 CDT 2006

Th' addled post I ever seen

Have ye runout yer barrel o' rum matey

because dolt be a dolt

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 09:27:02 CDT 2006

Well done,

LM is on holiday.

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 09:53:02 CDT 2006

"You're My Favorite Idiot!"

hahahahahaha


http://www.netlaughter.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=12130

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 10:34:01 CDT 2006

OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.

BD
Wed Sep 20 10:44:24 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what OTHMAN (OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com) graced us
with in F45E45D5-6755-4EE2-ACC6-026A20EAC0BA@microsoft.com?<<
> OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.
>
You're an @$$monkey. How many times do you need to respond to the same message
because you "didn't think about that earlier"?

There are many many ways out there to hide "the number", figure it out for
yourself.


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OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 11:03:03 CDT 2006

> > OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.
> >
> You're an @$$monkey. How many times do you need to respond to the same message
> because you "didn't think about that earlier"?
>
> There are many many ways out there to hide "the number", figure it out for
> yourself.
>

People keep calling the office number, 3 calls so far, David - Stephen and
Emma

Frisbee®
Wed Sep 20 11:15:29 CDT 2006

"OTHMAN" <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:7E4DCDA8-7EDA-4F1D-A800-BCA7345581C4@microsoft.com...
>> > OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.
>> >
>> You're an @$$monkey. How many times do you need to respond to the same
>> message
>> because you "didn't think about that earlier"?
>>
>> There are many many ways out there to hide "the number", figure it out
>> for
>> yourself.
>>
>
> People keep calling the office number, 3 calls so far, David - Stephen and
> Emma

Are they asking you if your refridgerator is running?

Or if you have Prince Albert in a can?

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 11:26:02 CDT 2006

> Are they asking you if your refridgerator is running?
Negative.

> Or if you have Prince Albert in a can?
Negative.

BD
Wed Sep 20 11:26:05 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what OTHMAN (OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com) graced us
with in 7E4DCDA8-7EDA-4F1D-A800-BCA7345581C4@microsoft.com?<<
>>> OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.
>>>
>> You're an @$$monkey. How many times do you need to respond to the
>> same message because you "didn't think about that earlier"?
>>
>> There are many many ways out there to hide "the number", figure it
>> out for yourself.
>>
>
> People keep calling the office number, 3 calls so far, David -
> Stephen and Emma
>
So are you saying nobody ever calls your office? Wow...3 callers, that's just
unheard of in this day and age. It's amazing that 3 out of the 5 people in the
UK called YOUR office...and today of all days. Simply Amazing!!
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Frisbee®
Wed Sep 20 11:29:19 CDT 2006

"OTHMAN" <OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:B1CF5107-011C-4286-AE4E-4236BFC87DA7@microsoft.com...
>> Are they asking you if your refridgerator is running?
> Negative.

Well is it?

>> Or if you have Prince Albert in a can?
> Negative.

Well do you?

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 11:36:02 CDT 2006

Blind Date
McDonald's

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7439314861046120083&q=date

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 11:37:01 CDT 2006

> >> Are they asking you if your refridgerator is running?
> > Negative.
>
> Well is it?
nah

> >> Or if you have Prince Albert in a can?
> > Negative.
>
> Well do you?
nah

OTHMAN
Wed Sep 20 11:40:02 CDT 2006

> So are you saying nobody ever calls your office? Wow...3 callers, that's just
> unheard of in this day and age. It's amazing that 3 out of the 5 people in the
> UK called YOUR office...and today of all days. Simply Amazing!!

Yeah, three callers from NG. *(reader)

BD
Wed Sep 20 11:54:46 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what OTHMAN (OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com) graced us
with in 82426DBC-09E3-48C3-80F5-1012D1DF4662@microsoft.com?<<
> Blind Date
> McDonald's
>
> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7439314861046120083&q=date
>
What ever gave you the idea that we ever click on the links you post?

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~~~
Wed Sep 20 14:21:50 CDT 2006


"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
news:%23o3PcvM3GHA.3828@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> >>Did you see what OTHMAN (OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com) graced us
> with in F45E45D5-6755-4EE2-ACC6-026A20EAC0BA@microsoft.com?<<
> > OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.
> >
> You're an @$$monkey. How many times do you need to respond to the same
message
> because you "didn't think about that earlier"?
>
> There are many many ways out there to hide "the number", figure it out for
> yourself.

I think we should play a little game, it's called 'hide the soul'.

BD
Wed Sep 20 14:34:01 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what ~~~ The F-Word {President Of LameWorld}
[28:06:42:12] ~~~ (http://www.planetoftheheads.com) graced us with in
uCf42lO3GHA.3508@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl?<<
> "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
> news:%23o3PcvM3GHA.3828@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>>>> Did you see what OTHMAN (OTHMAN@discussions.microsoft.com) graced
>>>> us
>> with in F45E45D5-6755-4EE2-ACC6-026A20EAC0BA@microsoft.com?<<
>>> OK brain box, what would you suggest for hiding the number.
>>>
>> You're an @$$monkey. How many times do you need to respond to the
>> same message because you "didn't think about that earlier"?
>>
>> There are many many ways out there to hide "the number", figure it
>> out for yourself.
>
> I think we should play a little game, it's called 'hide the soul'.
>
OTHMAN Wins!!!
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