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    - how many certs should you list? Hi ng. Hope everyone is doing fine. I am cramming for 217, taking it tommorow. Anyways, here is a question that i guess can be debated (or not!). I see a lot of guys listing their achieved certs. question: should you list all your achieved certs or just the highest one you got. if you are an mcse, should you list: mcp, mcsa, mcse or just list mcse just wondering and definatly NOT trying to be-little anyone's certification achievements. RY, MCSA Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101329
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    - upgrade information hello i m already mcse on 2000 track. i had also done exchange server 2000 exam 070-224 . i m planing to upgrade myself with 2003 tracks. other than 70-292 and 070-296 exams shall i also give exchange 2003 exam 070-284 as upgrade for exchange server?? please let me know whoever can give me idea.. thank you Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101314
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    - Win2k Domain with WinNT BDC help! I have a Win2k Advance Server (with SP4) just been promoted to a domain controller (still in mixed mode). I have just installed a WinNT 4.0 Server BDC (with SP1). When trying to join the BDC to the win2k domain, I key in the following Computer Name = BDC Domain = jeff Administrator Name = administrator Password = administrator password I get "The machine account for this computer does not exist or is inaccessible" error message. I tried to create a computer account called "BDC" under domain controller or under computers with "Allow pre windows 2000 to use this account". Instead I get this message "This computer is already configured as a workstation or server on the domain. Please contact your domain administrator". I cannot figure out what seems to be the problem. Anyone can help me? Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101308
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    - INFO :: Information for all members Hi, This is Rachna Rai C and I am working with an organization called Seequal E Learning Solutions as their Product Manager and Consultant and am based out of US. This is to introduce myself to the group. I am an MCSE and MCDBA specialist and would like to participate in the technical discussions with regards to MCSE and MCDBA. So if anyone is interested in asking questions pertaining to the exams, my email id is listed. Feel free to correspond. Regards Rachna Rai C Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101297
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    - Fris.... How's it going So we haven't had any updates lately, Are you still not smoking? Or have you once again joined us inthe smoke room? -- Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19 Systems Administrator Coordinated Home Care kemery@coordinatedhomecare.me.com remove me to email to me Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101293
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    - Self Study Hallo all? I am a student with no prior experience in networking whatsoever. I want to take up MCSE 2003 certification but the courses conducted are going to burn a hole in my pocket. Am thinking of doing self study by myself; buying self help books. Can I study by myself. Do i need equipment besides books to learn Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101283
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    - At last we got this site allitcertkiller.com After a long time we got the website www.allitcertkiller.com where we can't see any scams like others.You get the price what you pay for.Good study stuff with money back guarantee...keep it up....for mcse it's stuff is really good ... --- Sign up to get free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.US/i-54.htm View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1026694.html roger_kaal------------------------------------------------------------------------ roger_kaal's Profile: http://www.examnotes.net/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=210438 Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101282
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    - OT: Cig for Frisbee® http://budzsack.com/humor/flash/cig1.swf Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101275
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    - 70-270 - Question Pool Complete Refresh I hear on the grapevine that the 70-270 question pool has been completely refreshed in the same way that the 70-058 exam was in '99 Maybe the this will slow down the dumpers for a little while ? Maybe a few more people will know the subject ? I say good on Micro$oft! Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101273
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    - OT: Thursday fun http://www.misternicehands.com -- Fris "Now my kids can play it even when I'm not home!" bee® MCNGP #13 http://www.mcngp.tk The MCNGP Team - We're here to help http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101270
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    - OT:thank god i'm from the other coast http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/ Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101247
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    - test centers in downtown Toronto going to be in downtown Toronto next month and hope to do 70-216 anybody got a favourite test centre there Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101244
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    - mcse club Urgently required Male Belly Dancers for a local MCSE Club. Please write with your complete belly details to mcseclub999@noone.com. Please Note: Only members of MCNGP Team are eligible to apply for this position. --- Renzo Fusco Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101238
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    - OT Security Clearance I have looked at many jobs which require a US Gov Clearance. It seems like it is a catch 22. You have to get a job to get a clearance but to get a clearance you have to have a job the has access to information which would require a clearance. Does anyone know if there is a procedure to get a clearance without being sponsored? Rick Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101234
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    - Moving AD Domains I'm pretty sure the answer is "no you can't", but is there a way of rearranging AD domains within a tree or forest. Suppose I have a domain DeptA.Here.ThisOrganisation.Nhs.UK And owing to reorganisation I need to move it to: DeptA.There.ThisOrganisation.Nhs.UK Can it be done? Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101227
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    - Where's my MCSE cert? Hi, I have finished my MCSE on Sep 2003. But until now, I haven't received any MCSE cert yet. Can anybody helps? Thanks & Regards, J. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101206
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    - Groupwise migration Anyone know if it's possible to migrate straight from Groupwise 5.2 to Exchange 2003? Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101204
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    - Am I still MCSE? I took all of MCSE exams at May 1999 (NT 4.0). Am I still MCSE? Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101199
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    - Sending a Console Message I am trying to send a console message from a 2003 Server to a XP machine and it says invalid machine. I can use my MMC to run computer managemant on it and I have messenger running and still do not understand. Any help?????? Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101190
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    - get a certificate Anyone know how daoes it work in order to obtain a certificate after doing an exam? I did the exam the 24th of October and I wonder also the time that I have to wait to get the certificate Thank you for any information. PS: I hope that today my English would better. Alex Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101170
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    - Just starting I have been doing IT, network support, for 4 years now and am looking to get my MCSE. Is there a book someone can recommend? I hope to take the 70-210 exam in December or early next year if possible. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101156
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    - Coffee for Frisbee® http://www.sweetmarias.com Dooooode, this coffee will get them cigarettes off your mind. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101135
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    - I am loosing the will to cert. With people like this 'allitcertkiller.com' crap I am losing the will to do anymore certifications. For the honest person there is simply no hope. I feel like a lone individual taking on a Red Army of cheaters. I've heard all the arguments about people who cheat their certs can't cut it in a technical interview. This assumes that you will get a technical interview in the first place. I know of people who have got good technical IT jobs and have not been asked a single taxing technical question during interview. Some of the time the interviewers are not that technical themselves which makes it easy for your cheaters to blag their way to a job. I would say for every one person with a real cert there must be ten or twenty with a fraudulent one. People say a cert won't get you job, maybe so, but it will definitely help get you picked for an interview over someone who has less, or no certs. I finished my mcse and mcsa in 2000 about 14 months ago. It took me a year almost to the day to complete. I had to study my butt off to learn the material to pass the exams. Now however, I not sure if it is really worth all that work to upgrade my cert to 2003 when in a month or two from now loads of people will be just downloading or even buying the exam answers from websites like the above. This kind of practice has just got to stop if the MS certs aren't to go from joke status to totally meaningless. Everyone knows you can't stop these exam answers from being propagated via the Internet, so MS has to change the exam format simple as that and make all of the mcsx exams lab based, in part at least. Just think MS have the cash to setup testing labs. Although it may take a while they could have lab based exams in say two or three years, just in time for the win 2000 exams to expire. You cannot cheat a lab based exam simple as that. Better still you could have it so say if you fail the lab after three attempts you will not be able to take it again for six months or a year. That would stop people just bashing away at it until they got a pass. What ever happens they just have to do something and fast. Stopping the braindump sites is like trying to stop P2P file sharing, impossible. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101134
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    - Premium member for Braindump (http://www.qod.to) Greetings, Does anyone have become the premium member for Braindump (http://www.qod.to)? Are the questions provided by this site good enough for me to pass the real exam? Thanks in advance. PS == I have finished course 2274 and course 2275 and looking for some cheap but good practice exams. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101129
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    - Latests updates in the field of Networking, Hi, I have done MCSE on WIN NT4.0. At this moment im working with a software firm. So kindly let me know about the latests development in the field of networking viz. latests topics, upcoming field etc. Thanx n regards, Tirth. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101128
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    - MCDST Anyone know when the MCDST books will be available? Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101123
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    - Passed 70-214 MS have changed their result format, you get a break down of how you did per exam topic. Its similar to how the NT4 results were delivered Brendon Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101097
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    - SOLVE MINE PROBLEM HELLO I CAN DO NETWORKING BETWEEEN P.C TO P.C BUT WHEN I CONNECT THE NET ON ONE P.C THE SECOND P.C DIDN'T ACCES THE INTERNET AND ALSO PLZ TELL ME HOW CAN I ADD COMPUTER IN WIDOWS 2000 SERVER HAVE A GREAT DAY OK BYE BYE Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101091
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    - Forum read Can you use this forum for constructibe messagesa nd advise and leave your girly talk at home...What are women! Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101071
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    - High-tech jobs This should make us American high tech workers happy! http://sify.com/news/international/fullstory.php?id=13293386 happy happy joy joy -- Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father www.mcngp.tk Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101069
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    - 071-298: Hello, anybody knows the result of beta exam 071-298? When will be available? Thx. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101063
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    - Recover Administrator password in Windows 2000 how to recover admin passwd in windows 2000 OS? I know windows XP can recover by creating password recover diskette Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101044
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    - Passed 70-216 Passed 70-216 this morning. 60 questions, more than enough time. Not as many subnetting questions as I'd expected, no numerical score report. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101042
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    - Prove this internet package from the MS Corporation Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101031
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    - test test Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101018
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    - FYI - Upcoming MCSA Webcast - Friday Oct 31st Upcoming TechNet Webcast: Microsoft Certified=20 Professional Program Overview for Microsoft Windows=20 Server 2003 October 31, 2003: 9:30AM - 11AM PST Join Ken Rosen and David Lowe, Microsoft Learning Product=20 Managers, to discuss the certification tracks for=20 Microsoft=AE Windows ServerT 2003. We'll cover the new MCSE=20 and MCSA tracks, new security and messaging=20 specializations, new upgrade courses and workshops, as=20 well as available exams and learning resources. http://www.microsoft.com/usa/webcasts/upcoming/2379.asp This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and=20 confers no rights. Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101016
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    - MCSE BACK AGAIN Once Again I look back on the mcse track. I was wondering what you all think about just starting the mcse 2000 track vs 2003? I currently have w2k experience but wonder if it would be wise to study/put the time in for the w2k and upgrade to 2003? Need Direction.Thanks Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101008
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    - Official MCNGP Poster Get them while they are hot! http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/152/3740.jpg -- Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father www.mcngp.tk Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 101005
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    - OT: Coincidence? At 4:02 pm October 27, 2003, precisely 24 minutes after I quit smoking, bhileman@dasi-software.com has died. He didn't die from lung cancer, or even a heart attack. He was put out of his misery by his owner as he was suffering from Swen. -- Fris "The Friendly Ghost" bee® MCNGP #13 http://www.mcngp.tk The MCNGP Team - We're here to help Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100996
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    - 2003 Well I took my own advice and got back on the horse and passed 292 today. I knew I had to have been close yesterday. The exam today was much easier and stuck to the MS guidelines and to the MSPress book which reaffirmed my initial feelings for it as a study guide. I had a lot of SUS, TS, Remote Admin, DNS(all the new stuff was hit on), and auditing. All in all a very different pool of questions today. Not nearly as wordy and not nearly as many exhibits today. On to 296. How's 224 coming Jeff? -- msadmin ------------------------------------------------------------------------ msadmin's Profile: http://www.yourserver.com/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=1 View this thread: http://www.yourserver.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3 Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100989
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    - Mcse 2003 I had a piece of humble pie today. I failed 292. It really surprised me with some of the questions but others I felt good about. I ran out of time on the last 5 questions so I played guessaroo with them. I am using MSPress which is good. I think I would have passed had I noticed my time more closely. Oh well, either retaking tomorrow or Sat. The test had lots of real world type questions and I had about 40-50% of exhibits. They really wore on my nerves too. I got lots of Audit policy, SUS, Remote Admin/Assistance, DNS, and some oddball questions with VBScript and IPSec\SMB signing. -- msadmin ------------------------------------------------------------------------ msadmin's Profile: http://www.yourserver.com/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=1 View this thread: http://www.yourserver.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=2 Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100988
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    - MCSE exams braindumps Well I took and passed 70-292 today at a Prometric center. I noticed that the testing program has been updated. On a number of the questions I could have done with a MUCH larger screen as I couldn't see half of the question in hand. Also one question that said see exhibit had no exhibit button - had to take a big guess. So I noted it as I was going to make a comment at the end. But strange things happened at the exam end. I was not given the chance to comment and also it didn't even tell me if I'd passed, only printed out the sheet. Any one else had the same thing???? -- msadmin ------------------------------------------------------------------------ msadmin's Profile: http://www.yourserver.com/forums/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=1 View this thread: http://www.yourserver.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=1 Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100987
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    - OT: Status report It is 3:39 PM October 27, 2003, one minute since I inhaled my last drag on my last cigarette. So far so good. Hey, this quitting stuff is EASY! -- Fris "I have 12 patches on my arms" bee® MCNGP #13 http://www.mcngp.tk The MCNGP Team - We're here to help Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100985
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    - NT4/Exchange55 Mcse, Now what... I got myself certified at my own expense in 98/99. MCSE in NT 4 w/elective of TCP/IP and Exchange 5.5. My employer has provided no training since then, nor do they plan on doing any in the future. I have been working with Win2k and 2003 as well as Exchange 2000 but alas, my certs are fairly worthless to go get a job anywhere with my current MCSE. I am still working at the original job, but I would like to find a place to at least supplement my education and give me some advancement opps. I currently run the whole show for the company. I would like to know what is the best and most cost effective way to make myself valuable to another company. $13,000 is a bit steep to get to where I was (MCSE) for a $60K a year job. Any suggestions? Thanks, Rob Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100983
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    - OT: Enlightenment I now understand why she kicked Kerpal's dog. SHE RAN OUT OF CIGARETTES! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100971
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    - you gave me a grin and a chuckle well billy, I have to admit you've given me a grin and a chuckle today. Thanks for that. 6 P an hour, hmm, lemme think.... uhm, I think I'd rather cart grovery bags instead. At least the pay is better, its unionised so you have a less likley chance of being sacked for no particular reason unlike the IT contract world, they get full benefits, tax breaks, paid lunch breaks, and paid vacation time; all of which we don't get in IT. Hmm, 6 an hour.... hmmmm, lemme think.... Oh yeah and working at "the mall" doesn't entail paying for certification courses and exams nobody uses, has heard of, or cares about just so long as you can print a 4 letter acronym on a resume that only means, "hey I'm broke now". LOL Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100967
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    - OT: An explanation for what will probably happen to me soon Just in case any of you are wondering why I might start getting a little crazier than I already was (yes, that is possible) I have exactly TWO (COUNT EM TWO) cigarettes left in my pack. I thought I had at least one, maybe two more packs in my briefcase and I am now having a MAJOR anxiety attack. I promised the wife that I was quitting after this last carton, and it kind of snuck up on me all of a sudden and I'M GONNA FREAKIN FREAK! Please remember me as the nice, jovial fellow I used to be, not as the MEAN SUMBITCH BASTARD that I am about to become (or already have). Love, -- Fris "PUT IN YOUR OWN FREAKIN' INTERNYM!!!1!!!! YOU BASTAGE" bee® MCNGP #13 http://www.mcngp.tk The MCNGP Team - We're here to help Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100965
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    - AFter trancenders Hey Guys, What I need to knwo is that has microsoft introduced its new format of testing that they were to introduce in the Summer of 2003 yet??? Whats the best place to study from and take tests for this kind of a format? -J Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100962
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    - Trancenders? hey Guys., I am starting to take the MCSE exams and still trying to figure out what the trancenders are and where will I find them. Can anyone enlighten me please.In addition please let me know if there are any books that I should have apart from the Blue Color Microsoft guides. best regards Z Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100951
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    - And the Yanks think US rates are low... http://www.jobserve.com/it/jobserve/JobDetail.asp?jobid=6E657C729C3F7722 Tag: FunnY: Holleween Tag: 100944

Just Passed 070-217, today. What funny about this is that the repost date is 01-Nov-2003, which is tomorrow (Saturday)!! WoW, it must be some ghost, May be i really sat in the room for 25 hours!

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Re: FunnY: Holleween by Rowdy

Rowdy
Fri Oct 31 14:28:23 CST 2003

well done. how was it? easy / hard?

i am taking mine tommorow.

:-)

"APerson" <lok_l@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:2ad0de6cd53c216fea8ee9d22446b939@unlimited.ultrafeed.com:

> Just Passed 070-217, today. What funny about this is that the repost
> date is 01-Nov-2003, which is tomorrow (Saturday)!! WoW, it must be
> some ghost, May be i really sat in the room for 25 hours!

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