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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp It's not me , the grammer and spelling are way to good. "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:uHX7CZF7FHA.476@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl... > "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:eccFrNF7FHA.3660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... >> If not, well I'm >>> sorry but I'm not changing my Outlook Express settings, as setup by >>> my superiors, just for you kiddies. >> >> You're a senior help desk tech and your superiors setup your OE for you. >> Who did it for you? Your admin? Yeah, you're a troll. > > This is why I didn't bother replying anymore. I'm pretty sure I know who > this is, and it's not Rowdy, but I definitely recognize his "style." > > Shout out to my bud, you know who you are. > > E-mail me sometime. > > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178465
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp You said Tim-Jim..... -- .rev - mct.mcngp.44 . "It is the mark of an educated man to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~Aristotle. . "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message news:ubTpsoE7FHA.4012@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... > Tim Dale <tim.deal@meconsoft-it.com> rambled: >> >> It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the >> so called, MCNGP. >> These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing >> them straight into the arms of our competitors; remember, we need as >> many MCP's as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors. >> So, if the MCNGP people continue to harass newbie's, and other would >> be MCP's, it will not be long before our competitors over take us in >> numbers, this we must not allow to happen. >> >> Thank you for your time >> >> Jim Dale >> Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner) >> MCSE, MCP > > Alright Tim-Jim, why is someone studying Cisco stuff or Novell stuff or > any > other IT stuff the enemy? It's not MY job to keep MS ahead of their > competition (which I don't view Cisco to be, BTW). That's MS's job. > > And, Jim-Tim, we don't harass newbies (no apostrophe) for the fun of it. > We > harass only the stupid ones, although that is fun. We don't harass anyone > who doesn't deserve it. > > Your ignorance of our mission just bumped you up the list of people to > flame. We're trying to PROTECT MS certs, moran. > > -- > KB > > MCNGP #26 > www.mcngp.com owes me 35 bucks. > > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178464
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message news:eccFrNF7FHA.3660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > If not, well I'm >> sorry but I'm not changing my Outlook Express settings, as setup by >> my superiors, just for you kiddies. > > You're a senior help desk tech and your superiors setup your OE for you. > Who did it for you? Your admin? Yeah, you're a troll. This is why I didn't bother replying anymore. I'm pretty sure I know who this is, and it's not Rowdy, but I definitely recognize his "style." Shout out to my bud, you know who you are. E-mail me sometime. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178463
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    - Re: [OT] Friday sweetness "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message news:Xns9712639E99CE6ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > LRM <someone@somewhere.com> said something like > >> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178107.htm (11/18/2005 >> 9:46:20 AM) # >> >> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> remarked inappropriately in message >> news:Xns971260C85FC4Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... >>> >>> Your boss is a WOMAN?! >>> >>> HA HA. >>> >>> Um, Not that there's anything wrong with that. >>> >> Watch it...... >> >> LRM > > > Hey, I don't mind working under women. > > In fact, I kinda perfer it. If you think that's work, you're not doing it right. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178462
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR spewed across the ether: > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Microcephalic S. Bob spewed across > the ether: > >>> Do I have to? >> >> If you don't want to be known as someone that is an unhelpful rabble >> rouser, you'd damn well better, you, you, you unhelpful rabble rouser! > > I may come back later and have another word on this matter. > Due to popular request, I have returned with another word on this matter. I have not yet decided what the word shall be, but when I do, I will post it. I am considering "curmudgeon", "polyphase", and "anaphylactic", but I will entertain suggestions. -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply You can see a lot by just looking. ~Yogi Berra Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178461
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:kKmff.226$GG1.18@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com... > It's not me , the grammer and spelling are way to good. Well, at least your sense of humor is improving. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178460
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp The Rev [MCT] <ireportbadpeople@gmail.com> said something like > You said Tim-Jim..... Is that anything like Billy-Bob? Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178459
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    - Leasing Time Issue Hi all, hope someone has seen this freaking trouble. I have a central DHCP server in the main site and many remote sites. The leasing time is 10 days. A computer got an IP address at day 1 and at the day 2 the link went down for some hours. For some reason, this client had to reboot, and as per the theory, the machine should keep the address for more 8 days, until the 10th, but when I reboots it releases the IP address and get itself an APIPA address.... Has someone gone through that??? Thanks. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178458
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    - Re: Leasing Time Issue Siqueira, Felipe <SiqueiraFelipe@discussions.microsoft.com> said something like > # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\178121.htm (11/18/2005 10:46:48 > AM) # Hi all, hope someone has seen this freaking trouble. > > I have a central DHCP server in the main site and many remote sites. > The leasing time is 10 days. A computer got an IP address at day 1 and > at the day 2 the link went down for some hours. > > For some reason, this client had to reboot, and as per the theory, the > machine should keep the address for more 8 days, until the 10th, but > when I reboots it releases the IP address and get itself an APIPA > address.... If it got an APIPA address it can't see the network. (or at least talk to the DHCP server.) kpg Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178457
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    - Re: OT: Friday sweetness In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar spewed across the ether: > > I was just offered the Network Admin gig Right on! Considering that none of us have jobs, some seem to be doing remarkably well! Congrats, Ramon. *hmmm....time to hit the boss up about that raise. Again.* -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply You can see a lot by just looking. ~Yogi Berra Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178456
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    - Re: OT: Friday sweetness In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: >> You can see a lot by just looking. ~Yogi Berra > > Oh! I love Yogi Berra quotes. I know. You could fill a sigmonster with nothing but Yogi. I like: "I didn't really say everything I said." -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178455
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    - Re: Look, a Post kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178084.htm (11/18/2005 > 10:59:28 AM) # Grep <Grep@nowhere.com> said something like > >> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178011.htm (11/18/2005 >> 8:27:12 AM) # >> >> "Sure. If you really were the site admin." >> >> >> hehehe > > Grep - please explain why the unix tool of the same > name is called grep. I never understood that. > > THKS. So you can say you learned something today. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grep kpgrep (Hey, i like it!) Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178454
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled: > > Due to popular request, I have returned with another word on this > matter. I have not yet decided what the word shall be, but when I do, > I will post it. > > I am considering "curmudgeon", "polyphase", and "anaphylactic", but I > will entertain suggestions. Roflcopter. -- KB MCNGP #26 Be the lucky 12th customer to visit www.mcngp.com, and you can win a bucket of salted slugs! Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178453
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    - Re: Friday sweetness Congratulations, salutations, and emancipations. Does this mean you have control over the webblocker service now? -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F. Leghorn Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178452
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178125.htm (11/18/2005 > 10:45:52 AM) # In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across > the ether: > >> kp "a leviathan of a tale" g > > Call me Ishmael. Well, OK. Ishmael. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178451
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> rambled: > >> I am considering "curmudgeon", "polyphase", and "anaphylactic", but I >> will entertain suggestions. > > > May I suggest "compendium","odious", or "provocateaur"? Habadasher? -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com makes me fukcing sick to my stomach. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178450
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: > kp "a leviathan of a tale" g Call me Ishmael. -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply You can see a lot by just looking. ~Yogi Berra Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178449
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts Briscobar <youcant@sendmespam.com> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178119.htm (11/18/2005 > 10:35:29 AM) # kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> rambled: >> >>> I am considering "curmudgeon", "polyphase", and "anaphylactic", but >>> I will entertain suggestions. >> >> >> May I suggest "compendium","odious", or "provocateaur"? > > Habadasher? Anyone interested in expanding their vocabulary and discovering how plain stupid we have become as a society (thanks to TV and now IM) needs to read Moby Dick by Melville, Be sure to have a dictionary with you. ...and a reference to obsure classical history for all the allusions. kp "a leviathan of a tale" g Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178448
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp "Tim Dale" <tim.deal@meconsoft-it.com> wrote in message news:11nrmihbm4j56f5@corp.supernews.com... > Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner) I bet they're proud. -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F. Leghorn Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178447
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: >>> kp "a leviathan of a tale" g >> >> Call me Ishmael. > > > Well, OK. > > Ishmael. > When I was in high school, "Moby Dick" was required reading. A couple of years ago, I picked up a copy and re-read it. What a wonderful book. Just recently I found a copy of Robert Louis Stevenson's "Treasure Island"and "Kidnapped". I was just as enthralled with the tales as I was when I first read them as a boy. Good stuff. -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. ~William G. McAdoo Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178446
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    - Re: Friday sweetness you need to come on to messenger more often "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message news:Oh73hTG7FHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl... > MitchS <networkyoda@nospam.gmail.com> rambled: >> >> Congratulations, salutations, and emancipations. Does this mean you >> have control over the webblocker service now? > > Webblocker? I know not of what you speak. > > -- > KB > > MCNGP #26 > www.mcngp.com owes me 35 bucks. > > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178445
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp "Tim Dale" <tim.deal@meconsoft-it.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:11nrnpjdra2h314@corp.supernews.com... >> Please make up your mind whether your name is Jim or Tim. >> >> You must have dumped on your MCT (Microsoft Certified Troll) exam. >> >> > > Well, FYI my full name is "Timothy James Dale", I prefer to be known as > "Jim Dale". I trust this is acceptable to you? If not, well I'm sorry but > I'm not changing my Outlook Express settings, as setup by my superiors, > just for you kiddies. > > Jim Dale > Senior help desk support technician (for an Microsoft Partner) > MCSE, MCP > Loved you in "Barnum". -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178444
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts Briscobar <youcant@sendmespam.com> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178140.htm (11/18/2005 > 11:29:36 AM) # CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled: >> >> I find it interesting that you read novels in your spare time. I like >> to watch pr0n. > > I find it interesting that you like to watch pr0n in your spare time. > I like to make pr0n. Well then, you two should get together! Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178443
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts > When I was in high school, "Moby Dick" was required reading. A couple > of years ago, I picked up a copy and re-read it. What a wonderful > book. Just recently I found a copy of Robert Louis Stevenson's > "Treasure Island"and "Kidnapped". > > I was just as enthralled with the tales as I was when I first read > them as a boy. > > Good stuff. I find it interesting that you read novels in your spare time. I like to watch pr0n. -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178442
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    - Re: Leasing Time Issue Is the DHCP service disabled on the computer that isn't getting a new IP upon reboot? -- Nocturnal @ http://www.randomfix.com "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message news:Xns97126DFDF7AACipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > Siqueira, Felipe <SiqueiraFelipe@discussions.microsoft.com> said > something like > >> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\178121.htm (11/18/2005 10:46:48 >> AM) # Hi all, hope someone has seen this freaking trouble. >> >> I have a central DHCP server in the main site and many remote sites. >> The leasing time is 10 days. A computer got an IP address at day 1 and >> at the day 2 the link went down for some hours. >> >> For some reason, this client had to reboot, and as per the theory, the >> machine should keep the address for more 8 days, until the 10th, but >> when I reboots it releases the IP address and get itself an APIPA >> address.... > > If it got an APIPA address it can't see the network. (or at least talk > to the DHCP server.) > > kpg > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178441
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    - Re: Friday sweetness MitchS <networkyoda@nospam.gmail.com> rambled: > > Congratulations, salutations, and emancipations. Does this mean you > have control over the webblocker service now? Webblocker? I know not of what you speak. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com owes me 35 bucks. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178440
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    - Re: 70-290 Study Guide yes, i just emailed it to you "Habibalby" <Habibalby@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:34F69AA7-777C-49E0-818D-257A0216D1FB@microsoft.com... > Hi Guys, > > ANyone here has got 70-290 Study Guide ? or LearnKey Study Guide ? > > > Thanks, > > Habibalby Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178439
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message news:Xns971274E7D90D2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > > "Kidnapped" is good. > > My wife wants me to read "The Scarlett Letter", she says > I will enjoy it. > > I always thought it was a chick book. > > Maybe I'll read it, or look a p0rn. Dude... the Scarlett Letter IS pr0n. In a strange kind of way. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178438
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    - Re: Want MSDN access? Talk to me! yeah, maybe i can pay you to slam my wife too? ya jagass "d" <dan@psiwi-dot-com.no-spam.invalid> wrote in message news:d9udnQQBeJsmHeDeRVn_vQ@giganews.com... >> Anonymouswrote: > My company is a Microsoft Certified Partner but one of our people > got >> hired by another company recently. I'm currently looking for >> unassociated MCPs to add to my partner account so that I can > requalify >> as a partner for next year. For the record, an MCP on a partner > account >> does not have to be a full-time employee, just someone that I have >> either hired or contracted with. >> >> Here's what I'm looking for: >> >> 1) At least one MCSD who has taken any of these tests: 70-300, > 70-305, >> 70-315, 70-330, 70-340. >> >> 2) At least one MCSE who has taken any of the tests listed on this >> page: >> >> https://partner.microsoft.com/40017244 >> >> In return for linking your MCP ID with my partner ID, I will share > my >> partner MSDN subscription (5 licenses) with you for just $300 for > the >> year. You'll have download access to msdn.microsoft.com to download > any >> product in the subscription, including SQL Server 2005 and Visual >> Studio 2005 Professional. >> >> I currently have room for four more people to take advantage of > this >> opportunity. Contact me via private e-mail if you're interested. >> >> - Eric > > This is ridiculous, you are expecting for a MCP to pay YOU so you can > benefit and qualify for competencies so in turn you get leads pushed > your way? that is outrageous. > > I can just see it now, your MCP you have pay you for use of your MSDN > subscription decides to start a website giving out all of your > license keys availible from msdn. > > great idea. > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178437
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp Tim Dale wrote: > It is with some urgency that I implore you to take action against the > so called, MCNGP. > These people are intent on driving away would be MCP's, and handing > them straight into the arms of our competitors; remember, we need as > many MCP's as we can get in order to stay ahead of our competitors. > So, if the MCNGP people continue to harass newbie's, and other would > be MCP's, it will not be long before our competitors over take us in > numbers, this we must not allow to happen. > > Thank you for your time Quite right. We need as many brain dead brain dumped MCSEs in the world as possible, who don't know what DHCP is and who have never seen a real network issue in their lives all out there making microsoft networks look as unreliable as possible. So, do you work for Red Hat, or Apple? Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178436
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    - Re: Want MSDN access? Talk to me! Consultant <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> rambled: > > yeah, maybe i can pay you to slam my wife too? ya jagass But Shooter, I thought we were friends! -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com owes me 35 bucks. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178435
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    - Re: Leasing Time Issue "kpg" wrote: > Siqueira, Felipe <SiqueiraFelipe@discussions.microsoft.com> said > something like > > > # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\178121.htm (11/18/2005 10:46:48 > > AM) # Hi all, hope someone has seen this freaking trouble. > > > > I have a central DHCP server in the main site and many remote sites. > > The leasing time is 10 days. A computer got an IP address at day 1 and > > at the day 2 the link went down for some hours. > > > > For some reason, this client had to reboot, and as per the theory, the > > machine should keep the address for more 8 days, until the 10th, but > > when I reboots it releases the IP address and get itself an APIPA > > address.... > > If it got an APIPA address it can't see the network. (or at least talk > to the DHCP server.) > > kpg > Yes, it can't find the net, but it should keep the IP until the lease expires if it couldn't contact the DHCP at 50% and 87,5% of the total time for the end of the lease. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178434
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    - Re: Leasing Time Issue The client actually hold the IP, but when rebooted, it renews before the leasing expires. That's an issue if the DHCP server is not available. Well, it at least should hold the IP and meanwhile it does not expire, f*** the DHCP server. "Nocturnal" wrote: > Is the DHCP service disabled on the computer that isn't getting a new IP > upon reboot? > > -- > Nocturnal @ http://www.randomfix.com > > > "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message > news:Xns97126DFDF7AACipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > > Siqueira, Felipe <SiqueiraFelipe@discussions.microsoft.com> said > > something like > > > >> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\178121.htm (11/18/2005 10:46:48 > >> AM) # Hi all, hope someone has seen this freaking trouble. > >> > >> I have a central DHCP server in the main site and many remote sites. > >> The leasing time is 10 days. A computer got an IP address at day 1 and > >> at the day 2 the link went down for some hours. > >> > >> For some reason, this client had to reboot, and as per the theory, the > >> machine should keep the address for more 8 days, until the 10th, but > >> when I reboots it releases the IP address and get itself an APIPA > >> address.... > > > > If it got an APIPA address it can't see the network. (or at least talk > > to the DHCP server.) > > > > kpg > > > > > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178433
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled: > > I find it interesting that you read novels in your spare time. I like > to watch pr0n. I find it interesting that you like to watch pr0n in your spare time. I like to make pr0n. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178432
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: > My wife wants me to read "The Scarlett Letter", she says > I will enjoy it. > > I always thought it was a chick book. You probably would enjoy it. I did. -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply No matter how fast your PC is, Microsoft will find a way to slow it down Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178431
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts "Kidnapped" is good. My wife wants me to read "The Scarlett Letter", she says I will enjoy it. I always thought it was a chick book. Maybe I'll read it, or look a p0rn. kpg Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178430
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    - OT: Friday Funny Just came into the office a few minutes ago. He hands me the electronic thing to sign, and as I'm getting ready to sign it, I hear this kitten mewing. I'm looking at the package, and I'm thinking it's way to small to have a kitten inside, but there's this distinct cry of a kitten, seemingly coming from the package. Finally, he answers his cell phone. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178429
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    - Re: OT: Friday Funny Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> said something like > Finally, he answers his cell phone. So... the kitten was in his cell phone? Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178428
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    - Re: Friday Funny "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:uTsnOgG7FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > Just came into the office a few minutes ago. He hands me the electronic > thing to sign, and as I'm getting ready to sign it, I hear this kitten > mewing. I'm looking at the package, and I'm thinking it's way to small to > have a kitten inside, but there's this distinct cry of a kitten, seemingly > coming from the package. > > Finally, he answers his cell phone. That's what I get for posting this somewhere else first... The subject header WAS: "My UPS Guy..." Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178427
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    - Re: OT: Friday Funny In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: >> Finally, he answers his cell phone. > > > So... the kitten was in his cell phone? No, see, he had the kitten and his cell phone in his jacket pocket. The phone was set to vibrate, and when it went off, it was buzzing against the kitten. The kitten was mewing because it woke him up and it was hungry! -- JaR MCNGP 10110 Remove hat to reply No matter how fast your PC is, Microsoft will find a way to slow it down Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178426
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    - Re: An Open Letter To Microsoft Corp "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message news:Xns97125892B2EA5ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > Personally I think it is the Human's mastery of > fire, but that's me. And driver's licenses. -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F. Leghorn Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178425
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    - Re: OT: Friday Funny JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178152.htm (11/18/2005 > 12:09:22 PM) # In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across > the ether: > >>> Finally, he answers his cell phone. >> >> >> So... the kitten was in his cell phone? > > No, see, he had the kitten and his cell phone in his jacket pocket. > The phone was set to vibrate, and when it went off, it was buzzing > against the kitten. The kitten was mewing because it woke him up and > it was hungry! OK. So long as nothing bad happened to the kitten. BTW - 2A Highschool regional playoff game tonight, It's us (the Rebels) against the Kittens. How can anyone have Kittens as their mascot? It's a Lab school for the LSU Tigers. lol. kp "Still better than Ducks" g Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178424
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    - Re: Friday sweetness "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message news:Oh73hTG7FHA.3440@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl... > MitchS <networkyoda@nospam.gmail.com> rambled: >> >> Congratulations, salutations, and emancipations. Does this mean you >> have control over the webblocker service now? > > Webblocker? I know not of what you speak. Well then that's it I hate you. -- Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S. MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?) "Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen. Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." - F. Leghorn Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178423
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    - Re: Friday sweetness Consultant <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> rambled: > > you need to come on to messenger more often Once I start that, I'll never get ANYTHING done. IM is a vaccuum that sucks the innocent in, never to be returned to the real world. -- KB MCNGP #26 To the window! To the wall! Till the sweat drop down my www.mcngp.com.... Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178422
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    - Re: OT: Too many posts Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> rambled: > > Dude... the Scarlett Letter IS pr0n. In a strange kind of way. You watched the Demi Moore movie hoping to see some b00biez, didn't you? -- KB MCNGP #26 I'm running out of stupid stuff to write. Oh by the way: www.mcngp.com. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178421
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    - Re: OT: Friday Funny JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled: > > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: > >>> Finally, he answers his cell phone. >> >> >> So... the kitten was in his cell phone? > > No, see, he had the kitten and his cell phone in his jacket pocket. > The phone was set to vibrate, and when it went off, it was buzzing > against the kitten. The kitten was mewing because it woke him up and > it was hungry! So the kitten didn't swallow the cell phone? -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com may or may not be a shelter for runaway youths. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178420
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    - Re: OT: Friday Funny JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled: > > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether: > >>> Finally, he answers his cell phone. >> >> >> So... the kitten was in his cell phone? > > No, see, he had the kitten and his cell phone in his jacket pocket. > The phone was set to vibrate, and when it went off, it was buzzing > against the kitten. The kitten was mewing because it woke him up and > it was hungry! YOUR CELL PHONE IT COME TO MY OFFICE AND VIBRATE MY CAT -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com is real. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178419
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    - Re: Friday sweetness so "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message news:OBUb0xG7FHA.2576@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > Consultant <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> rambled: >> >> you need to come on to messenger more often > > > Once I start that, I'll never get ANYTHING done. IM is a vaccuum that > sucks > the innocent in, never to be returned to the real world. > > -- > KB > > MCNGP #26 > To the window! To the wall! Till the sweat drop down my > www.mcngp.com.... > > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178418
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    - Re: Friday sweetness "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:eR1B95G7FHA.4012@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... > so If he were to get on IM, I'd be picking his brain about Crystal Reports every single day, and he knows it. Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178417
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    - Re: Look, a Post SUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK "T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message news:O0R6tQF7FHA.4076@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... > "James" <fake@email.com> wrote >> The only football team I chear for our the Eskimos...playing in the >> western final on Sunday. >> GO ESKS GO! > > Arrrrrrrrgooooooooooooos! > -- > T-Bone > MCNGP XL > Tag: Re: [OT] Friday sweetness Tag: 178416

LRM <someone@somewhere.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\178107.htm (11/18/2005
> 9:46:20 AM) #
>
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> remarked inappropriately in message
> news:Xns971260C85FC4Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>>
>> Your boss is a WOMAN?!
>>
>> HA HA.
>>
>> Um, Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>
> Watch it......
>
> LRM

Hey, I don't mind working under women.

In fact, I kinda perfer it.

kpg

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