OT: Friday funny (work safe)

http://d21c.com/terri1/flash/smile.swf

Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz
MCNGP Silver

Jtyc
Fri Sep 09 09:32:09 CDT 2005

> http://d21c.com/terri1/flash/smile.swf

I find that offensive.

Neil
Fri Sep 09 10:25:59 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:uPVlBtUtFHA.3528
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> http://d21c.com/terri1/flash/smile.swf
>
> I find that offensive.
>

I am offended by that comment

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- "I've struck oil," Tom said, crudely.

Jtyc
Fri Sep 09 10:34:41 CDT 2005

> > I find that offensive.
> I am offended by that comment

I'm offended that you are offended so easily.

JaR
Fri Sep 09 10:39:48 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>> I find that offensive.
>>
>
> I am offended by that comment

I am commenting on that offensive.

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JaR
Fri Sep 09 10:43:58 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Wayne spewed across the ether:

> http://d21c.com/terri1/flash/smile.swf
>
> Wayne McGlinn
> Brisbane, Oz
> MCNGP Silver
>
>

Well, ya got a grin outta me this morning. Prolly a very good thing, as I
just got an 'urgent' call to our other location for a printer burp. If that
fscking thing is just out of toner again, I swear somebody will be
hospitalised.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Neil
Fri Sep 09 11:29:51 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CC5820F40F4Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>
>>> I find that offensive.
>>>
>>
>> I am offended by that comment
>
> I am commenting on that offensive.
>

I am defending this commnet about being offensive

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're
saying.

Neil
Fri Sep 09 11:29:19 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:Op9OBQVtFHA.2008
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>> > I find that offensive.
>> I am offended by that comment
>
> I'm offended that you are offended so easily.
>
>

It offends me that you are so easily offended by the fact that I am easily
offended.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.

Neil
Fri Sep 09 11:30:33 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CC58D55C43DMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> If that
> fscking thing is just out of toner again, I swear somebody will be
> hospitalised.

Will I be able to get this on PPV?

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Safe sex used to mean to put the car in "Park"...

James
Fri Sep 09 11:29:21 CDT 2005

LOL
You'll love what I had this morning....users computer does not work, they
just get a black screen...
So I go over and take a look at it. Monitor is turned on, connection to
back of computer is good. I press the power button on the computer and it
boots up....User forgot that they had to turn on both the monitor AND the
computer....

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96CC58D55C43DMisanthrope@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Wayne spewed across the ether:
>
>> http://d21c.com/terri1/flash/smile.swf
>>
>> Wayne McGlinn
>> Brisbane, Oz
>> MCNGP Silver
>>
>>
>
> Well, ya got a grin outta me this morning. Prolly a very good thing, as I
> just got an 'urgent' call to our other location for a printer burp. If
> that
> fscking thing is just out of toner again, I swear somebody will be
> hospitalised.
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> MCNGP.com

Jtyc
Fri Sep 09 11:57:47 CDT 2005

> I am defending this commnet about being offensive

Offense wins games but defense wins championships.

JaR
Fri Sep 09 12:08:08 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>>>
>>> I am offended by that comment
>>
>> I am commenting on that offensive.
>>
>
> I am defending this commnet about being offensive

I find that your defensiveness about your comment regarding my comment on
your offensive comment is indefensable and offensive.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

JaR
Fri Sep 09 12:14:08 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>> If that
>> fscking thing is just out of toner again, I swear somebody will be
>> hospitalised.
>
> Will I be able to get this on PPV?

I just got back. Dipwad sent 16,000 pages of a spreadsheet to the printer,
tried to cancel the print after the darn thing ran out of paper, then re-
sent it five more times when that didn't work.

*sigh*

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Briscobar
Fri Sep 09 12:25:21 CDT 2005

JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>
>>> If that
>>> fscking thing is just out of toner again, I swear somebody will be
>>> hospitalised.
>>
>> Will I be able to get this on PPV?
>
> I just got back. Dipwad sent 16,000 pages of a spreadsheet to the
> printer, tried to cancel the print after the darn thing ran out of
> paper, then re- sent it five more times when that didn't work.
>
> *sigh*

yes, i have had similar issues here with my lusers. not exactly 16,000
pages, but a couple thousand pages, complete with color images. made the
printer vomit.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
I'm running out of stupid stuff to write. Oh by the way: www.mcngp.com.

Frisbee®
Fri Sep 09 12:53:13 CDT 2005

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:ewmVc%23VtFHA.2076@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>> I am defending this commnet about being offensive
>
> Offense wins games but defense wins championships.

Has Fason seen any playing time for the Vikes yet?

If so, what's your impression?

KeyboardCowboy
Fri Sep 09 13:15:04 CDT 2005



"Frisbee®" wrote:

> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:ewmVc%23VtFHA.2076@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> >> I am defending this commnet about being offensive
> >
> > Offense wins games but defense wins championships.
>
> Has Fason seen any playing time for the Vikes yet?
>
> If so, what's your impression?
>

He has in preseason... in fact, he started last week. Not a bad little kid.
At the beginning of camp... all news reports were centered around how many
backs we have (Bennett, Moore, Willaims, Fason, and I think there was 1
more)... now, Bennet and Moore are both hurt... funny how you go from
having too many to not enough. I think we ought to trade Bennet (can't stay
healthy) and go with Moore for our main back. Maybe use Fason as a backup
and for kickoffs. Fason has got some unbelievable open field speed.

LnkWizard
Fri Sep 09 13:45:05 CDT 2005


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:eShHTNWtFHA.2948@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>
> yes, i have had similar issues here with my lusers. not exactly 16,000
> pages, but a couple thousand pages, complete with color images. made the
> printer vomit.
>
> --
> KB
>
> MCNGP #26
> I'm running out of stupid stuff to write. Oh by the way: www.mcngp.com.
>
>
We have over 80 printers here in our agency. My favorite call is
"My color printer is out of toner, can you come and replace the toner"
They seem to get pissed because I call them so they can tell me
the type of printer that it is and what color is out on it.

BTW we have 8 different models of color printers and one of our
locations is 1/4 mile from the main office. Not bad but we have to
drive a two mile round trip to get there becasue of one-way roads.

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JaR
Fri Sep 09 14:24:36 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, LnkWizard spewed across the ether:

> We have over 80 printers here in our agency. My favorite call is
> "My color printer is out of toner, can you come and replace the toner"
> They seem to get pissed because I call them so they can tell me
> the type of printer that it is and what color is out on it.
>
> BTW we have 8 different models of color printers and one of our
> locations is 1/4 mile from the main office. Not bad but we have to
> drive a two mile round trip to get there becasue of one-way roads.

We've got at least that many. Some network, some connected to local host,
some that are leased from the outfit that supplies our software, etc. Other
location is miles away, and they are currently in the process of ripping up
and repaving the main street between the two. Half the time I get a call
from the other location, it's not from the individual having the problem.
Oh fsck no. They go and neep at the GM of the store, then I get this urgent
call from his secretary that goes along the lines of "PHB says to tell you
$Printer is down! Fix it!"

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Neil
Fri Sep 09 14:35:39 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CC671B26E12Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> I find that your defensiveness about your comment regarding my comment
> on your offensive comment is indefensable and offensive.

it is inconcievable that you find my defensiveness about my comment
regarding that not really offensive statement of mine that you find so
indefensible and (even more incomprehensible) offensive!

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Things to do today: Get up. Survive. Go to bed.

catwalker63
Fri Sep 09 14:39:04 CDT 2005

JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns96CC7E3E0978FMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> Half the time I get a call from the other location, it's not from the
> individual having the problem. Oh fsck no. They go and neep at the GM
> of the store, then I get this urgent call from his secretary that goes
> along the lines of "PHB says to tell you $Printer is down! Fix it!"
>

I hate printers.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Neil
Fri Sep 09 14:40:44 CDT 2005

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns96CC80B23851Ccatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> I hate printers.

PC LOAD LETTER!?!?!

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Subordinate Clauses: Santa's helpers.

JaR
Fri Sep 09 14:46:21 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

>> I find that your defensiveness about your comment regarding my comment
>> on your offensive comment is indefensable and offensive.
>
> it is inconcievable that you find my defensiveness about my comment
> regarding that not really offensive statement of mine that you find so
> indefensible and (even more incomprehensible) offensive!

Oh yeah?

To even conceive of a commentary on the comment commented upon being
anything other than offensive is and indefensible offence, and a defence
that is not only not worth commenting on, but inconceivable in it's own
right. I cannot concieve of any comment on this commentary that could be
defended by any comment, regardless of defense commented in the conception
of the inconcievably indefensible comments commented upon in the
aforementioned commentary.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

JaR
Fri Sep 09 14:47:42 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

> PC LOAD LETTER!?!?!

WHAT THE FUSK DOES THAT MEAN???!!!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Briscobar
Fri Sep 09 14:56:13 CDT 2005

JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> rambled:
>
<snip>

Both of you, stop it! Don't make me pull this car over and come back there!

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com spits rhymes like a mofo.

JaR
Fri Sep 09 15:02:14 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar spewed across the ether:

> Both of you, stop it! Don't make me pull this car over and come back
> there!

*throws Neil's juice box out of window and pouts*

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Kline
Fri Sep 09 15:34:43 CDT 2005

>BTW we have 8 different models of color printers and one of our
>locations is 1/4 mile from the main office. Not bad but we have to
>drive a two mile round trip to get there becasue of one-way roads.

can't you fax them the 'toner'?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

catwalker63
Fri Sep 09 15:36:55 CDT 2005

Kline Sphere <.@> prattled ceaslessly in
news:0es3i1dkld5cqbttgl3notstujb2i3897q@4ax.com:

>>BTW we have 8 different models of color printers and one of our
>>locations is 1/4 mile from the main office. Not bad but we have to
>>drive a two mile round trip to get there becasue of one-way roads.
>
> can't you fax them the 'toner'?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

The fax machine has a paper jam.

--
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aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Neil
Fri Sep 09 15:40:06 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96CC849F6FEDAMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:

>
> *throws Neil's juice box out of window and pouts*

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

JaR threw my juice outoda window!

:P

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- The world is coming to an end! Please log off.

Neil
Fri Sep 09 15:44:05 CDT 2005

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns96CC8A8101C55catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> The fax machine has a paper jam.

I've always wondered what paper jam tastes like...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Tomorrow has been cancelled. --God

catwalker63
Fri Sep 09 15:49:15 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns96CCA98FC649Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
> news:Xns96CC849F6FEDAMisanthrope@207.46.248.16:
>
>>
>> *throws Neil's juice box out of window and pouts*
>
> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
>
> JaR threw my juice outoda window!
>
>:P
>

Mom's medicated and doesn't care.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

JaR
Fri Sep 09 16:50:14 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, catwalker63 spewed across the ether:

> The fax machine has a paper jam.

MMmmm.....Jam...

--
JaR
Thug 10110
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