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    - OT: Dilemma I am about to sit down for lunch and realized much to my chagrin that my sandwich is disproportionate. My question is this: Should I eat the end that is all bread and no meat or should I save that end for last. Please help. rgs -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Some people are like a Slinky. Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170293
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    - OT: Which should I do first? I do AMCNGP, which one I do first? Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170287
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    - OT: Should I wait? ... for AMCNGP 2007 or go for AMCNGP 2005 now? pls help!!! Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170286
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    - OT: Advice Who many exams do I need to get AMCNGP? Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170284
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    - OT: Who is youngest AMCNGP? I need to know now. Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170283
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    - OT: Official MCNGP Newswriter Deer Official MCNGP News Item Writer Type Person. MCNGP #46's picture uploaded to offishul sekrit web site. Please do the needful. Will notify web master TGP (Totally Gone Poopies) whenever I happen to see him on IM of elevation of membership status of said new vict^H^H^H^Hinductee. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170258
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    - 70-216 Hello to all. Has anyone taken 70-216 recently? I was wondering about those drag and drop, select and place and that kind of question. Last month I took 70-217 and there werenÂ´t any of those on the exam. Was that kind of question abolished? I also wonder about the number of questions. When I took 70-210, 70-215, 70-227 and 70-218 there were 50 questions, but again when I took 70-217: suprise! Only 43 questions. thanks a lot, Pete Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170250
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    - Free FULL Edition Study Guides (NOT SAMPLES) Hi, Download FULL featured study guides (NOT SAMPLES but full) http://cert.xcelweb.com We have more! 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Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure Study Guide 208 page study guide Aug,2003-NEW MCSE 70-217 Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure 226 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSA 70-218SG Managing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Environment Study Guide 228 page study guide Aug,2003-NEW MCSA 70-218 Managing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Environment 159 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-219 Designing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure 12 Latest Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-220 Designing Security for a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network 9 Latest Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-221 Designing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure 5 Latest Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-222 Migrating from Microsoft Windows NT 4.0 to Microsoft Windows 2000 5 Case Studies + 40 Questions Q&A Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-223 Configuring and Administering Microsoft Clustering Services by using Windows 2000 Advanced Server 80 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-224 Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Exchange 2000 108 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-225 Designing and Deploying a Messaging Infrastructure with Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server 10 Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-226 Designing Highly Available Web Solutions with Microsoft Windows 2000 Server Technologies 11 Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-227 Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server 2000, Enterprise Edition 78 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCDBA 70-228SG Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Enterprise Edition Study Guide 224 page study guide Aug,2003-NEW MCDBA 70-228 Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Enterprise Edition 142 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCDBA 70-229SG Designing and Implementing Databases with Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Enterprise Edition Study Guide 167 page study guide Aug,2003-NEW MCDBA 70-229 Designing and Implementing Databases with Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Enterprise Edition 107 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-232 Implementing and Maintaining Highly Available Web Solutions with Microsoft Windows 2000 Server Technology 92 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW MCSE 70-244 Supporting and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows NT Server 4.0 Network 75 Questions Q&A Aug,2003 MCSE 70-270SG Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Windows XP Professional Study Guide 228 page study guide Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSE 70-270 Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Windows XP Professional 157 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-300 Analyzing Requirements and Defining Microsoft .NET Solution Architectures 17 case studies with Questions Q&A Aug 17,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-305 Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic.NET 135 Questions Q&A Aug 18,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-306SG Developing and Implementing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET 159 page Study guide Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-306 Developing and Implementing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET 183 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-310 XML Web Services and Server Components with Visual Basic.NET 187 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-315 Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET 138 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-316SG Developing and Implementing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET 161 page Study guide Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-316 Developing and Implementing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET 196 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MCSD.NET 70-320 XML Web Services and Server Components with C#.NET 178 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW MOUS mousac Microsoft Access 2000 CORE 26 Questions Q&A Aug,2003 MOUS mousex Microsoft Excel 2000 CORE 36 Questions Q&A Aug,2003 MOUS mouswp Microsoft Word 2000 CORE 120 Questions Q&A Aug,2003 MOUS ppt2000 Microsoft PowerPoint 2000 Core 32 Questions Q&A Aug,2003 MOUS excel2kexpert excel2kexpert Excel 2000 Expert Aug,2003 MOUS word2kexpert Word 2000 Expert Aug,2003 Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170223
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    - Any suggestions? I just passed 70-214 on my third try tonight, I got a 730, and you know what, I was happy to have it. I have two exams left for my MCSE:Security 70.216 and Security+ I am just looking for input, should I take the confidence builder, Security+ or go ahead and tackle what I think will be the hardest of the seven, 70-216. Also, something occured to me. This shit is hard. No really, the stuff that you have to learn and applu to get your MCSE is no joke. But then, I read about these guys talking about "I got my MCSE in a month", and I am like, "Dude, that is impossible, unless you braindumped, or cheated, but there is no way in hell, you are going to tell me that you studied and learned the material for all seven exams, in a fucking month. Hell I have been working on mine since last November, and I know I am not a complete idiot. ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170214
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    - OT: New leadership for the AMCNGP After an off-scene scuffle between myself and the IDOT in which I was the victor, I am now the leader of the AMCNGP, and I vote that we dissolve the group. Any members of the AMCNGP who would like the group dissolved, please cast your vote. Once the group is dissolved, I will step down as leader. /* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */ mcngp.com - weeee are the champyuns, mah frehends.... Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170212
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    - AMCNGP Newest Member Great news we now have our 4th member . . . .Jtyc!!!!!!!! Congrats and welcome aboard! Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170201
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    - AMCNGP Newest Member Great news we now have our 2nd member . . . .Consultant! Congrats and welcome aboard! Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170196
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    - OT: Duh http://www.boston.com/news/world/europe/articles/2005/08/25/editor_says_john _paul_ii_is_a_martyr/ SFW -- KB MCNGP #26 Please to be click www.mcngp.com. Rgs! Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170177
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    - [ot] Thursday grin Has nothing to do with anything, just funny. http://www.romlist.com/jokes/waterski.htm -- JaR Thug 10110 MCNGP.com Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170175
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    - contracting whats your thoughts on/experience with contracting? -- the jobby Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170138
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    - OT: Thursday Thilly Shamelessly stolen from Securecomp: The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" not sounding anything like my name, so I said who is calling? The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband Powered Freezer company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood" then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shakey voice. I then told him we had located his position at his work place and the police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170137
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    - 70-291 Tonight Well I write this tonight. I think I read somewhere that the test is heavy on DNS...does this sound correct? Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170135
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    - Ideas 70-294 Simulations going to be release? Greeting all Certs! Does anyone know when MS cert. dept. is going to release 70-294 Simulation examination for Vue or Prometric? I did some research and a lot of posting saying by the end of August or early September due to its cancellation in June 2005. I contacted Vue and Prometric test admin. and they don't even know the exact date. (huh??) Does anyone from Microsoft or someone that monitoring this post know exactly the date or week that its going live? That way I can take more time doing test lab simulation / more reading and not feeling the pressure for the "Simulation" modules. I did 290, and 291 with Simulations and it f**** hard! (both exams I had avg. 10 min left) I cant imagine what the simulations would be for 294 if you need to perform anything with Certificates, more GPO's or Site link to site linking etc... Thank you in advance! Jeremy Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170088
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    - need notes hie, do anybody have any links or spare notes to share on mcse 2000. mcsa??? need help here. appreciate very much tnx Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170087
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    - AMCNGP With great pleasure I'm pleased to announce the start of something great. The AMCNGP! Anti Mean Certified New Group Poster All are welcome to join, execpt if you are a MCNGP Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170073
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    - OT: departing for interview wish me luck. thanks. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170057
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    - 70-270 exam; what's it like? Can you tell me how many questions (I know this can vary in some other certs)? How long does the exam go for? What, if any areas, were the questions heavily centred towards? Have you got any helpful tips/resources for studying? I'm looking to do this one in as short a time as possible so I can get the second shot free if I need it. Thanks in advance. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170042
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    - OT: Tuesday Buttracing http://buttracinggp.ytmnd.com/ SFW. Kinda funny. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com makes me fukcing sick to my stomach. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170028
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    - Security+ questions arrangments! Hi everyone! My question is the following, are the questions of the security+ test arrange in the same format of the exam objectives, i mean if the 100 questions are put on specifics topics or are mixed up? Cause since you can only be wrong 15 questions, that's 3 question by domain at least. Thank you! Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170026
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    - MS SQL DBA/ CONTRACT TO HIRE/ BATON ROUGE AIM EXECUTIVE tgugger@aimexec.com 419-380-8853 DBA/ MS SQL SERVER 2002/ BATON ROUGE Position: Data Base Analyst Hire arrangements: 90-day, Temporary-to-Hire Work Location: Baton Rouge, LA Core skills/requirements: --Solid understanding of MS SQL Server 2002, DTS Packages, and stored procedures --Fully proficient in Database Design concepts --Experience with prior enterprise level data conversions is essential. --MCDBA 2000 Certification a definite added plus This is a ninety day contract that turns into a perm position with benefits after the ninety days. Regional candidates have first preference, but all will be considered, If interested and qualified, answer the five questions below. Email answers WITH a resume to: tgugger@ aimexec.com. 1. MS SQL SERVER 2002 DBA Experience------------------yrs 2. Certifications----------------------------------------------- 3. Citizenship Status ------------------------------------- 4. Availability --------------------------------------------- 5. Rate (contract) 1099 ------------------------------pr hr Please give an all inclusive rate. (1099) Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170019
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    - PFMigrate? Does anyone know if pfmigrate can be used to migrate public/system folders from one exchange 2003 SP1 (standard) to another 2003 (unservicepacked) (enterprise clustered). both are in the same first administrative group. Please advise. Cheers chris Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170009
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    - MCNGP Acceptance Speech [Episode 8,168,684,336] (collect all 8,168,684,336) The End. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170007
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    - MCNGP Acceptance Speech [Episode 1] (collect all 8,168,684,336) Yay. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170005
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    - 70-294 Failed my 1st try , got 619 -- very sad :( 35 questions I would say that 80% was on GPO's nothing on sites which is what I focused my studies on . I took a chance since the 2nd free offer ends soon figured I would try and pass , redo if I failed . but this failing has hurt my ego :) Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 170004
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    - OT: Request for backup I realize I just got 'in', and it's probably too early to ask for anything, but necessity is the mother of invention... I just got an email and talked to a company that's fairly close by that is looking for a web developer that matches my qualifications. My problem is, I have no transportation to get to the interview, which is actually farther away than the job. I don't know many people around here, and the people I'm staying with aren't willing or are unable (can't tell) to help. Are there any MCNGP members in the Southern California area who might be able to help me with a ride or figure out some form of transportation? It's 100 miles roundtrip. I'm in Riverside, CA. Free website? Free agent character? Anything except ellicit acts on farm animals (this includes humans). Just asking. Rob Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169957
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    - Server 2003 Resource Kit I just got the Sever 2003 resource kit at work. Is this a pretty useful tool in the pursuit of all things MCSE? Just curious if anyone had checked this out for value and content. -- Mitch S. MCSA, A+, Net+, CCNA Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169954
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    - anyone have any info on "new player on the block" ... Geek squad? I've seen a lot of buzz regarding "GeekSquad'. Slick ads on TV and a few in daily print media. Apparently Best Buy, the consumer electronics chain, is moving into the "mass market" consulting business. The concept is not bad and he market seems ripe for "McDonald-ization" of consultation. One of the tings we see is a wide variance in product, meaning...there are some really marginal people in the business. For an example or two, read back a few days in this or any other newsgroup. I'm wondering if this is a wave worth catching or should we sit on the beach and tickle the Wahinie. So, what's the read on this? Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169951
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    - Storage Resource Manager Hi, I'm trying to get the storage resource manager mmc up and running on one of my NAS boxes which is running 2003 standard edition. According to a Microsoft article (http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechnol/WindowsServer2003R2Beta2/Library/Corral/91d4ff1d-24cb-474c-b301-2acb9fa7ed1a.mspx) it should be in add/remove programs, windows components, management and monitoring tools but I cannot find it and i also cannot find it when I look on my vmware versions of 2003 pro sp1 etc. Am I missing something obvious or is it not as simple as it should be. Your comments would be appreciated. Cheers, Chris Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169930
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    - OT Monday Fun Enjoy! http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/ C Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169916
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    - OT: MCNGP: Saving Ben Smith some time... It's been indicated that Ben Smith has to spend an excess amount of time cleaning up messages in this group. As one of the principal offenders, I've come up with a potential solution... a web based chat room. I like to communicate with the members of this group, keeps my existance from slipping too far into oblivion, so I'm donating the use of an application I'm working on called PMS - Personal Messaging Server. Previously I'd written this application on MS Internet Information Server, and had nearly completed all of the work, when an abhorrent new 'security warning' was released which made key features of the application unusable, or at least annoying enough to irritate me. As such, in protest, I've been porting the application over to work on PHP servers. What this means is, the application, while stable, is in a very primitive state. I can offer up the server and the bandwidth and the software, all I ask is for feedback on what sort of features you'd like to see in an improved version. For a peek at what the IIS version looks like, and what I expect to add to later versions of the PHP application, see http://www.roblindman.com/mcngp/pms-iis.gif . That one works over XMLHTTP and supports animated characters. The reason why the IIS version isn't online already is because I've written it as a server component, and no ISP I've found will register these without a boatload of money, something I currently could use for other more pressing matters. Anyway, all of that said, you can experience the lame, work in progress, designed for Lynx text only browsers version that I got together for the current need at http://www.roblindman.com/mcngp/ . And I really do recommend picking up a copy of Lynx to use it, it's much better than using it through a typical web browser. I realise this version sucks, I'll be working throughout the week to improve it. If you do use it, you'll be contributing to two good causes. One being reducing the traffic in this area, the other being helping me to track down bugs in my application. Ben, hope this helps. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169902
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    - How do you Rate Prcatice Test Exam With MS-Press 290 Book High Every-1 I am studying for the 290 MCP, I have MS-Press 290 book, my question is how do you's rate the prcatice test exam on the companion CD, from Measureup, because the book is published in 2003, is the practice exam dated now. Thanks for your help. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169896
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    - 70-221 passed I just passed my last exam for MCSE 2000. I have a couple of question that I didn't find any answer in Microsof website. When they will send me information about the MCSE certification. What they give you? If anybody have any additional information will be appreciate. RAFael Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169869
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    - OT: bummer If any of you have spare Karma laying around... my brother in law was found last night in a wooded area near where he was fishing. When he failed to return home for dinner last night we began to become concerned and the bad news arrived around midnight last night. He was severly diabetic and had had a couple of seizures in the last two years, and this is probably the underlying cause of what happened last night. He leaves behind a wife, 2 children and a grandchild While my wife was not overly close (there was a 10 year difference between them and she has 2 other brothers), she is none-the-less deeply affected and I will likely be AWOL from this esteemed group for a little bit while we make arrangements. Although none of you know us I would appreciate any prayers/good wishes/kind thoughts you can send thru the ether. Thanks. -- Neil MCNGP#30 - Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169815
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    - OT: wow, just wow So Ben mentioned that he had to nuke a few posts earlier and I know the account they use for that is called pssol<something or other> @microsoft.com. here are the numbers from google groups so far this month: This month's top posters 191 guess...@gmail.com 158 pssol...@microsoft.com 110 y...@respondtothegroup.com 93 youc...@sendmespam.com 82 .... 73 billlasti...@dasi-software.com 72 { 60 ple...@spamsuxsofthome.net 59 delphiwo...@hotmail.com 50 i...@thereforeiam while I'm in no way surprised that I spend too much time in here, I am stunned the Ben had to clean up so much. Ben, sorry. Consider this my appropriate "smack to the head". -- Neil MCNGP#30 - I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169811
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    - OT: Ping Briscobar I won't get to many chances like this to gloat so I'm doing it now... Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? Who dat? Who dat? -- kpg Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169796
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    - OT: Friday Fun - Scottish Joke A young Glasgow lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. "Do you have any sales experience?" asked the manager. "The famous Glasga Barras mate", nodded the young weegie. The manager liked the lad, so he gave him the job. The young Scot's first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down to see how he was settling in. "So... how many customers did you attend to today?", he smiled at the boy. The weegie said: "Jist the wan." The manager was immediately disappointed. "What? Just one? Harrods' sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day! Dear me! Oh well, how much was the sale for anyway?" "Â£101,237.64" said the lad. The Harrods manager choked. "Blimey... One hundred and one thousand, two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and sixty four pence! What in hell did you sell him?" "Well, first ah selt him a wee fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then ah selt him a new fishing rod. Then ah asked him where he was gawn' fishing, and he said doon the coast, so ah telt him he would need a boat. We went doon to the boat department and ah selt him that twin-engined powerCat... then he said he didn't think his wee Honda Civic could pull it, so ah took him down to car sales and ah selt him a toty 4x4 Suzuki......." The manager was now incredulous. "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me a man came in here to buy a small fish hook but you sold him a boat AND a four-by-four ... " "Naw naw, big man... he came in tay buy a box of tampons fur 'is missus and ah said........."Well pal, seein' as how yer weekend's f**ked, ye might as well go fishing..."' :o) m0rk Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169788
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    - The Rev may already be a winner! In the last episode of 'Microcephalic S. Bob & The Rev', you took some time to offer encouragement and advice. While I've completely ignored your advice, probably out of spite and the size of my own massively blood-engorged medulla oblongata, the encouragement was appreciated. I felt a little better, so I went ahead and updated (as in, filled out) my resume on Monster, and posted the message beneath my sig to microsoft.public.inetserver.iis. It's translated into a few extra hits on my website, which at least gives me hope, and the occasional bout of 'polaroid'. My current situation limits my options, but at least I am now getting some relevant bites. Still uncertain as to where or how I will be able to get back on track with the career, but the future looks a little better. Thanks, Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - free milk and cookies for the first 1 million visitors that bring milk and cookies <the following was posted to microsoft.public.inetserver.iis> "Rob Lindman" <NOSPAMhire_robSPAMNO@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:%231sDLfuoFHA.320@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > Hello everyone. > > Apologies in advance if the context is inappropriate for this message. I > would appreciate indication of a proper direction if this is the case. > > I am an experienced developer with ASP in VBScript, skilled with SQL > Server > 2000, MS Access, ADODB. Additional extensive skills such as PHP and > graphic > design, and have completed projects on both large and small scale for > private clients and large corporations. > > Hard worker, flexible on compensation, as long as it is fair. > > Looking to work from home, as I assist in the care of an elderly relative, > and need to be here almost 24-7. Available transportation is also limited. > > Resumé, information on several websites I've developed, and extensive > employee background information available on my website. > > You may also enjoy the free software and free Microsoft Agent characters I > offer to visitors. > > Take a moment to visit my site, and feel free to contact me if you have > projects to develop: > > http://www.roblindman.com/ > > Looking forward to hearing from you. > > Sincerely, > Rob Lindman > websites | databases | graphics Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169785
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    - Re: OT: ATTN: MCNGP: Beta testers requested Crap. sent accidentally. ok, more below... "/* Microcephalic S. Bob [MCSBNGP+++ #7.13.86.42.1138.2600] */" <@> wrote in message news:... > > "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message > news:Xns96B667C48652Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... >> Bug #2 >> >> Your value of pi is only an approximation. >> >> I expected better... ok.. If you're ready for the twilight zone, check this out: guy who figured out pi: http://www-groups.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~history/Mathematicians/Lindemann.html guy you claim couldn't figure out pi: http://www.roblindman.com/ Now, as for PI, I can tell you HOW to calculate all of it, but I cannot actually calculate all of it, because I don't have a fast enough computer, and an infinite amount of time. You see, if PI is non-repeating and infinitely long, then you can compute it by specifying all given series for all different lengths of numbers. If you calculate every possible series of numbers, it occurs somewhere within PI. Now, the trick is, figuring out all of those series, and the other trick is, figuring out where in the sequence it is. But, it can be done. Ergo, old Ferdinand was right and wrong... PI ceases to be transcendental when you realize it's just a number. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169701
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    - Adobe Bug Adobe warns of Reader, Acrobat bug By Joris Evers A security flaw in the popular Acrobat and Reader PDF applications could put PCs at risk of attack. http://news.com.com/Adobe+warns+of+Reader%2C+Acrobat+bug/2100-1002_3-5837253.html?tag=sas.email -- rev MCT/MCNGP #44 . Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169685
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    - Help on scripting.... Hi all, I need to create a script to find which shotcuts have the path pointing to "\\server\share\brasil.lnk" I figured out that the cmd below does it perfectly. findstr /s /i /m "\<*brasil*\>" *.lnk When I find those shortcuts, I'd like to move them to c:\temp , but could not match the FINDSTR with the IF command. Any suggestion? Thanks a lot. Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169681
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    - OT: ATTN: MCNGP: Beta testers requested I'm working on a program, I could use some beta testers, I figure you guys, like me, are bored enough to test it out. No spyware weirdness, just a little bit of Microcephalic S. Bob coming at ya. Looking for ideas and comments and bug reports on: http://www.roblindman.com/apps/sas153.exe What features would you like to see added to this little desktop helper? Anyone else that wants to take a look is welcome to, but if you aren't a member of the MCNGP, you suck. Ben Smith, you can look at it, but there's probably a law against products by people named 'Bob' over there at Redmond. For information on earlier version of the application, see http://www.roblindman.com/products_sirarthursimple.php Also, very interested in learning what sort of network configuration issues you find to be a hassle, perhaps I could write an app to help with them. Microcephalic S. Bob the best is yet to come Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169666
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    - OT: MCNGP Web Site News Deer JaR, I've just re-uploaded Ben's mug shot, could you please re-post the news item of his membership? Thankee Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169632
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    - Post deletion Ok - today I have deleted over 100 posts. (In fact, there were so many to delete, I wrote an app to auto-retreive the headers). Things that will get your posts deleted: - personal attacks (i.e. the mean spirited kind) - profain language - wildly off-topic conversations I really have better things to do with my day and don't like being "the man," but I considering how there are some people who post real questions (and expect real answers) I will continue to whack posts that might prevent someone from doing that. Ben Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169617
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    - Semi-OT: I Say Bad Word Received this via e-mail today, and thought I'd pass it along. For those of you who have time to waste, if you're a Certaholic® like me, you might have some fun for free. Through September 1, twenty-three Brainbench certifications are available to you at no cost through sponsorships made by our partners (including our very popular Project Management, Medical Terminology and Oracle 10g Administration exams). Typically $49.95, these tests are available to you absolutely free. Upgrade your resume - impress your boss - show off to your friends - and it will cost you nothing but your own time investment. To see the full list, go to: http://consumerurl.brainbench.com/t/TUYR/YBS7/50/724IFK August's sponsored tests include: * Accounts Payable Fundamentals * Automotive Industry Knowledge (U.S.) * Computer Fundamentals (Win XP) * Computer Technical Support * Data Entry * HTML * Human Resources Concepts (U.S.) * ICD-9 and CPT Coding * Linux Administration (General) * Math Fundamentals * Medical Terminology * MS Access 2000 Fundamentals * MS Commerce Server 2002 * MS Server 2003 Administration * Network Security * Project Management (2000) * RDBMS Concepts * Typing Speed & Accuracy Also, for a sneak preview of upcoming certifications, you can try out our assessments that are currently in beta. Our current beta tests include new releases from MS, Autocad and Adobe. So if you have not joined the others that have taken advantage of these offers to date, please consider doing so before September 1! To check out the list, please click below: http://consumerurl.brainbench.com/t/5VU8/YBS7/50/724IFK Kind Regards, Mike Mike Littman VP Marketing Brainbench Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169615
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    - MSN Messenger as LAN messenger? I'm not sure if this is true, but I heard somewhere that you can configure MSN messenger to login in via Active directory accounts to act as a lan messenger? is this true? if so where can i read up more on it? Thanks Tag: OT: Friday FUN (With a Capital F-U-N) Tag: 169519

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