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    - Ping TGP Stop changing that diaper and get on MSM. -- Fris "Tell your wife I said you HAD to" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150387
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    - new mcse 2000 Can some body please tell me wich design paper is the most usefull for a mcse certificate becase i have to do just the last paper to become a mcse 2000 Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150375
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    - My 3 Year anniversary coming up Thanksgiving week marks the three year anniversary of my induction into the prestigious lamer of the week club. I'd like to thank everybody for their support. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150353
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    - Dumps for 70-219 Anyone have dumps for 70 219? thanks Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150325
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    - How Many Are Failing 290? Dang! I just tried the 290 exam again and failed it even more than I did the first time two weeks ago. After taking some 17 exams over the last six years this is the second exam number I have failed, and this one twice. It is just like I have not studied, ( I think I sound like someone else that posted below.) I have reasonable experience with Win 2K3, I used Exam Cram2, Transcender and this test still blows. What are the opinions of this test by most people? Of those who passed, did you get by on the first exam? Of those who haved failed, are you already a MCSE in Win 2k? Humbly, Keith Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150312
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    - OT MCNGP Announcement After tirelessly submitting quality posts and gaining the respect of her peers, it brings me great pleasure in announcing our 43rd MCNGP, Catwalker aka Pu$$y Feet. Frisbee will be sending you the official welcoming kit, which includes special access to our site. All, please join me in welcoming the newest member to our team. Consultant Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150247
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    - Passed 70-215 Yay! Finally took my 2nd exam, 70-215 and passed with a score of 895, which wasn't as good as my 70-210 but still not bad. Although I'm not to sure what the max score is though, anyone know? Not to happy about the test centre though, the PC next to me had a faling hard disk, and throughout the 3hr exam all I could hear was 'clunk' 'grind' 'clunk' very annoying and distracting. One question I was a bit unsure on was along the lines of : You have a server with a share called accounts you give the following permissions Share: everyone - full control NTFS: finance dept - full control The share has confidential data. You want to see who is atempting to access the share without permission, do you: a: enable auditing for successful read/writes on the everyone group b: enable auditing for successful read/writes on the finance group c: enable auditing for failed read/writes on the everyone group d: enable auditing for failed read/writes on the finance group The only answer I can see would be any use would be a: but to me the 'correct' answer is secret answer e: remove the everyone group so only finance has access if it's such a confidential share! -- Ben IT Professional, MCP 70-210, 70-215 "On my way to becoming fully certifiable!" "The internet - where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents." Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150242
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    - security GPO I have tried to allow my domain users to debug with Visual Studio by linking a GPO to an OU that allows Debuggers or Debug Users to debug programs. All that users that need to do this are members of the domain Debuggers security group and the GPO is linked to an OU that has all the domain workstations in it. However, none of the users are able to debug unless I put the domain Debuggers group in each workstations local debuggers group. Is this something that is specific with MS Visual Studio and MS Visual C++? Thanks Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150206
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    - 70-296 -dumps does anyone have 70-296 dumps. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150203
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    - OT: Ken Briscoe will be unbearable for the next week.... congrats to the BoSox fans anyways...at least it wasn't the Yankees.... -- Neil MCNGP #30 the "curious" hair on the soap of society Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150202
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    - Free Penetration Testing Workshop in Bristol, UK This three-hour Penetration Testing workshop will introduce attendees to hacking techniques and methods used to break into networks. Attendees will learn how the focus of security has changed in recent years and will see how penetration testing can make a huge difference in your security program. Attendees will see live or simulated demonstrations of attacks on computer systems. There will also be a Metasploit demonstration with directions and the tools given to attendees to practice at home. Seeing the ease with which these attacks are carried out will demonstrate the problems faced by information security personnel every day. Knowing how attacks are carried out is the first step to defending against them. Penetration Testers provide an invaluable service to those defending networks worldwide. This seminar is not a sales eventâ??it is a presentation by an experienced security professional with years of network attack and defense experience. Attendees will LEARN about penetration testing and hacking. They will not just see a demonstration of the frightening tools and attacks. Outline: 1. Who are the Hackers? o Introduction o Attackers; Hackers; Crackers o How do they work? o Statistics 2. Hackerâ??s Methodology o The process 3. Penetration Testing o What is Penetration Testing â?? An Introduction o Why do you need a Penetration Test? o Tools used in this process 4. Types of Attacks o Eavesdropping o Data Modification o Identity Spoofing o Password Based Attacks o Denial of Service Attack o Man in the Middle Attack o Malicious Applets 5. Email Hacking - Demonstration o Overview o How it actually happens 6. Metasploit Demonstration 7. Security Objectives o The CIA Triad ; Data Confidentiality; Data Integrity;Data Availability o Security Guidelines 8. Intrusion Analysis o Prevention o Detection o Response and Recovery 9. Incident Preparation o Risk Management o Host Preparation o Network Preparation o Network Policies and Procedures o A response toolkit o The Incident Response Team 10. Risk Management o Asset Identification o Threat Identification o Vulnerability Analysis o Risk Analysis o Safeguard Selection o Security Monitoring 11. Why Do We Need Penetration Testers? o The problem o Some Statistics 12. Case Study: Putting it all together 13. The Million Dollar Question: Are you Secure? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150197
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    - Why Consultant is the King Excerpt from a post circa 2001 Some loser wrote: Consultant never has anything of benefit to add. That's why he's in my kill file; I only see his comments in the replies of others. This NG simply serves a source for his own self-validation. He's compensating for something. Consultant replied: just killing time until your wife comes over ;-) These back posts are killer funny. http://groups-beta.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/browse_frm/month/2001-05 or http://tinyurl.com/6qeqa Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150123
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    - MCSE in Hong Kong Hi, My name is Alex, i am going to take a MCSE coures in HK. Does anyone can tell me which one is the best to go for...(or which school i should never go to) many thanks -- Alex Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150032
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    - Study material for 70-229 I'm trying to take MS Exam 70-229 (Design and Implement Database with SQL Server 2000). I have got a good book to start with. Can you suggest any online training, ie. specific website? Thanks Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150027
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    - passed mcsa... did 218 last week, was the last one for my mcsa. Was a funny one - bit like the previous 3 lumped together, but just the easy bits? Only took 40 mins or so. 3 more for mcse now... Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150014
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    - !!ignore test test Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 150006
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    - EXAM GUIDE FOR SALE - GURANTEE PASS OR YOUR MONEY BACK* HELLO..I HAVE THE LATEST EXAM GUIDE FOR MOST OF THE VENDOR EXAMS OUT THERE SUCH AS (MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA & OTHERS) ALL MY EXAM GUIDE ARE UPTODATE. FOR MORE INFORMATION E-MAIL TO ME AT examguide4sale@yahoo.com REGARDS IMRAN JAVED - MCP,MCSE,MCDBA,MCSA Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149982
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    - Which exam first? Hi, I come from an NT4 background with experience in most MS clients OSâ??s. I have little AD experience and have noticed on many 70-270 test exams a lot of AD and server administrative questions. I thought the most practical way about getting an MCSE would be to start with the client OS but it seems I need to first know about the server-side of things. Is this why MS list the exams for MCSE in the order they do? Should I be studying the 70-290 then 291 etc first before 270?????? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149981
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    - Good Luck Ken B May the miracle happen and the curse be lifted. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149966
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    - [OT] Looking for new job: need advice I'm about to complete my last exam before I become a MCSE on Windows Server 2003. Currently, I'm in a PC Tech type of job. I won't bore you with details, but lets say I think things are headed in the wrong direction at my current job and I'm a bit bored in this position. I would like to post my resume out there with the keyword MCSE in it (bound to get a couple bites I assume), but I'm afraid my current employer might find out by doing a resume search. Is there a way of discreetly posting your resume while you continue to work for an employer or no? I also wonder how people get these administrator type of jobs. I've tried the contracting route a few years ago and found out that these types (Volt, Robert Half, Teksystems, etc) constantly lie through their teeth and throw you crap work. This was before 9/11! I can only imagine what they are like now. I have a 4 year degree in a Computer Science and as noted above, soon to be MCSE, along with current A+ and Security+ certifications. Maybe I don't have the experience, but I certainly have the ambition and I think the smarts to do a damn fine job. No flaming MCNGPs please! Thanks. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149951
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    - Exam 70-270 Does anyone have any training sugguestions besides the book for this test? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149950
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    - Exam 70-284 Of how much questions do the exam 70-284 consists? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149916
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    - CNE2MCSE ? I have a CNE 5 can I upgrade to MCSE or do I need to take all Microsoft exams. My shop has just migrated over to all Win enviroment and I need to get some fast track training. Thanks All Steve Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149882
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    - Press Release - Visual CertExam Suite Makes It Easy to Create and Take Professional Practice Tests October 19, 2004 - Visual CertExam Suite Makes It Easy to Create and Take Professional Practice Tests Visual CertExam Software has announced version 1.1 of Visual CertExam Suite, a test engine designed for IT-certification preparation and classroom testing that makes it easy to create and take professional practice tests. Visual CertExam Suite includes two separate applications: Designer and Manager. Designer allows you to create and edit your own professional practice tests. It is designed, first of all, for authors involved in test development. The application supports wide variety of the question types and allows you to work on an exam using the intuitive user interface. Besides, the question preview feature lets the author see exactly how the question will appear during the testing. Manager is designed for taking tests created with Designer. The application has flexible examination mode settings (which can be password-protected from unauthorized change) make it possible to use Manager not only for self-preparation, but also for classrooms testing. The main new feature of the latest release is the Import Wizard in Designer. It allows to automatically create exam files from existing text files or RTF-documents with questions. Visual CertExam Suite costs $49 for a single-user license. Single-computer and site licenses are available. A fully-functional evaluation version is available at http://www.visualcertexam.com Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149849
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    - Beginner I'm completely new to the certification processes and I'm looking for guidance. Any suggestions? Like I said, I'm starting from scratch here. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149827
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    - Windows Server 2003 Password Policy In one book i read that the minimum password length is seven (7) characters in an other book i read six (6). What is the correct answer? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149805
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    - Exam Hi all, where can I find the exact information of each exam? Number of questions, time to do it.... Thanks in advance Regards from Spain. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149775
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    - Finding qualifications of others How do I find out if a colleague really has an mcse 2003, if I don't know his mcp number. Is there a search site? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149748
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    - MCSA or MCSE I am currently an MCP and would like anyone to advise me on my certification path. Is it MCSA or MCSE, the better. Thanks fot your concern. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149740
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    - 70-219 I passed How? I pass 70-219 yipiii , you had to read alot and analyz a business in a way that we need to make desing, it is not easy exam be well prepared and at least 10-20 senerio has to be done, this is a Desing exam then you need to understand the business. I did , you can as well, good luck... Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149735
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    - activity This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run out of smart @ss things to say? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149725
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    - Moving pc's I have to move some PC's from one office to the other, what is the best way to park the hard drives? Thank you, Charles Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149717
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    - Which service would you allow? Please pardon a question that is off the Microsoft topic, but still something we, as systems engineers, deal with. Which remote demonstration service(s) would you allow people on your network to use? Our experience is that many large companies block access to GotoMyPC. We cannot demonstrate software to them over it. GotoMyPC, for those who don't know, creates an outbound connection on both client & server side, because both are really clients of a server on the 'net. It will go right through a default firewall (allow everything out, block everything inbound), but many companies are blocking that outbound port. So what services wouldn't they block? VNC? PCAnyWhere? WebEx? What about having the person on the other end create a VPN to our VPN server (temporary password), then using NetMeeting? Will most net admins block outbound VPN's? Thanks for your input on this. Daniel Wilson Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149710
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    - More job cuts for tech sector The U.S. technology sector suffered another round of widespread layoffs during the third quarter, with computer firms slashing jobs most aggressively, a report said on "High-tech job cuts are on the way up as the end of the year approaches," said John A. Challenger, chief executive officer of Challenger, Gray & Christmas. "Behind this trend is the fact that technology companies have virtually no pricing power," Job cuts in technology jumped 60 percent between July and September to 54,701, compared with 34,213 layoffs in the second quarter. Computer companies alone saw job cuts jump 127 percent, to 30,624. full story http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A41814-2004Oct18.html Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149697
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    - Force authentication to a specific DC In an AD environment with multiple sites, all DC's are 2003, and multiple DC's at each site, how can I force authentication to a specific domain controller? The problem is, that our "sites" are comprised of several different subnets for several different physical locations, so when I logon, I am authenticating on a DC over 30 miles away when i have a valid dc not 10 feet from my desk. Is there a registry value I can modify to fix this? Would be an easy matter to deploy a script or policy to make these changes on a widespread basis if so. And yes, we should probably break up our sites for site to site AD replication to resolve the issue, but at this time that is not an option. -- MCSA 2003:Security A+, NET+, Security+ Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149696
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    - FS: MS MCSE books MCSE Win2000 Server 70-215. 1033 pages http://www.pbase.com/jl310/image/33651016 MCSE Exchange2000 Server 70-224, 1105 pages http://www.pbase.com/jl310/image/33651019 MCSE ActiveDirectory 70-217, 619 pages http://www.pbase.com/jl310/image/33651051 MCSE Networkingplus 70-058, 675 pages http://www.pbase.com/jl310/image/33651052 $40 Canadian each. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149694
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    - OT: Monday Smiley Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously. "Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked. "I am real," I said. "Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?" (Not a personal experience) Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149691
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    - MCSA 2000 Upgrade to MCSE 2003 I am an MCSA in 2000 and am in the process of upgrading it to 2003. When I have my MCSA in 2003 do I then follow the MCSA 2003 upgrade path to my MCSE or do I have to start from scratch if I want to do my MCSE 2003 ? Krizz Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149686
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    - 70-299 Security Hi all, I'm going to do this exam this friday. Can you tell me how many questions it has? it's difficult? Thanks, and regards from Barcelona, Catalonia. Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149684
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    - M$ and the Enterprise Every book I have read says "Windows 2000 is good for the Enterprise" "Windows server 2003 is great for the Enterprise" ...and on and on about M$ and the Enterprise... I would like to inform you that the Enterprise runs exclusively on Unix and Red Hat Linux, and has no ties to M$ in the slightest. The only exception to this rule is the Transporter room, and even it uses pre-1980 IBM dos. Kirk Out ! Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149680
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    - passing? i know 700 is the passing score.. but do u have any idea on 55 questions, how many questions should i get right equivalent to the passing mark(700)? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149675
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    - EXAM GUIDE FOR SALE - GURANTEE PASS OR YOUR MONEY BACK* HELLO..I HAVE THE LATEST EXAM GUIDE FOR MOST OF THE VENDOR EXAMS OUT THERE SUCH AS (MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA & OTHERS) ALL MY EXAM GUIDE ARE UPTODATE. FOR MORE INFORMATION E-MAIL TO ME AT eg4sgp@yahoo.com REGARDS IMRAN JAVED - MCP,MCSE,MCDBA,MCSA Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149669
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    - MCSE or MCSA or MCDST I am just getting started with this training. I would like to know where I should start. Also, Do I need to take classes or can I read the books and take an exams? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149667
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    - VLSM, CIDR Routing by RIP RIP version 2 support CIDR and VLSM but how can we setup the RRAS in Windows Server 2003 to use CIDR/VLSM in the routing table? Or RRAS just understand routing entry from other router(like cisco) in the format of CIDR or VLSM? Please help~ Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149665
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    - About MCSE Certification I read this Article in Times of India: http://www1.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1920078826.cms And I really want to know is is true? and which Certificated will be discontinued? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149660
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    - Windows XP home hangs after login In safe mode also , I can bring up the task manager and run some stuff but not explorer , In regular mode I get my wallpaper and it stops there , I was able to run adware and I found nothing , registery looks ok Any Ideas ? Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149658
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    - OT: Friday Funny http://spamusement.com/ "Poorly drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!" Enjoy. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 first initial last name AT gmail DOT com Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149625
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    - system timeouts I have been trying to do some of the win server 2003 assesment exams and they keep hanging in the middle of the assesments with unable to display page error. Anyone else hving this problem? I have tried from two different locations but about 30% of the time it works and 70% of the time it fails Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149624
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    - 70-290 Exam and Training Materials I just got done failing the 70-290 exam. I've been studying using primarily the Windows Server 2003 Environment Training Kit, published by Microsoft. I went through the entire book, did all the practice questions - both in the book and on the CD, as well as some other practice exams. Funny thing... the practice questions all had something to do with the study material and exam objectives. A large number of the questions on the actual exam didn't. I thought I was supposed to learn about physical and logical devices; users, computers and groups; access to resources; managing a server; and disaster recovery. But apparently, I forgot to study up on Visual Basic. And was my test computer screwed, or do all the Microsoft exams have 1/2" high screen fonts? So now I'm left with the question, what the hell do I study? MIK Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149603
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    - 70-290... Hi everyone, Just got a quick question for ya about this exam, any pointers? I have taken the test twice and had not gotten any good results. It is not like I did not study or anything, I took notes, worked with the programs such as ntbackup, VSS, active directory, everything the books went over. The books I read are Cram Exam2 and The Mananging and maintaining a windows 2003 server environment by Microsoft. Just kinda at a hault right now, I am planning on taking the test within a week, but anyone have any ideas on what else to study for????????? (books, free exams) Thanks, Ross Tag: OT: Friday Humo(u)r Tag: 149599

Our Beer
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spillest against us
And lead us not into the practise of poncy wine tasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter
the ale and the lager
Forever and ever
BARMEN

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Re: OT: Friday Humo(u)r by J

J
Fri Oct 22 11:36:45 CDT 2004

On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 08:05:37 -0700, Jtyc bellowed:

> Our Beer
> Which art in barrels
> Hallowed be thy drink
> Thy will be drunk
> I will be drunk
> At home as it is in the local
> Forgive us this day our daily spillage
> As we forgive those who spillest against us
> And lead us not into the practise of poncy wine tasting
> And deliver us from alco-pops
> For mine is the bitter
> the ale and the lager
> Forever and ever
> BARMEN

Six hours 'till B.T. *sigh*

JaR
Impatient Candidate

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