OT: kpg reporting in from the warzone
Wll, out here where I live in La Place, about 30 miles west of NOLA we
just got power back yesterday water is on then off then on. Now it is off.
Living here in 90+ heat without A/C is painful, but now that the power is
back
on we are almost whole. The oak tree in front of my house blew over onto my
car, but as a whole my family and neighbohood came out well.
New Orleans is a disaster, I'm sure you all have seen the pictures.
Unbelivable.
I'm at my house now, I can't get in to where I work because the police
have closed the roads to everyone except thoses that live in that parish.
I have not spoken to any of my co-workers o even know is my place
of work is intact. At the very least it is without power, possibly flodded.
I'll be back on with more updates later.
kpg Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170796
MCSE with NT
HI All,
Just wondering if anyone knows whether you can still use MCSE after your
name if you are an MSCE with NT.
Thanks in advance
Kelnic Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170732
OT: New Orleans...
What an intelligent and rational way to calm a population, carry out a rescue
operation and keep a lid on the mounting death toll...
300 "battle-tested" National Guardsmen were being sent to the crippled city -
"They have M-16s and are locked and loaded. These troops know how to shoot
and kill and I expect they will," Louisiana's governor Kathleen Blanco said.
Septics, don't you just love 'em...? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170717
OT cool tool 'o the day
i have used and vereified this tool to be secure
http://www.secway.fr/products/simplite_yahoo/download.php?PARAM=us,ie
c Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170686
Extremely OT: My rant for the day
The price of gasoline is too high. Why is it that gas stations raise their
prices the day something affects the price but it takes months for them to
lower it after the price of crude oil drops? I know that Europe has been
paying high petrol prices for years and we've been lucky until now but now
that we've annexed Iraq the prices should be going down. I think something
needs to be done and soon or I'll have to park my gas guzzling F-150.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170670
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OpenTutors.com community service Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170608
Out site is down....
what is going on.. ...
that candy troll biotch attacked it, didn't she...?
*rowdy reaches for the can of whoop-a$$*
--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP Thug #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
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Trenscenders
Betreft: 79-29x
Weet iemand waar ik trenscenders vandaag kan halen?
Zonder kosten uiteraard....:-)
Groeten Peter Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170570
Certification
Is there any prerequisites for MCSE. It's written that u need 6-12 months
experience. is this a mandatory for appearing in the exam. Can freshers also
apply go for MCSE. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170568
I Love Rowdy Yates!!!
Yes it's true he really gets me going!!!
Which MCNGP member would you want to father your children? You can't have
Rowdy he's mine :-)
Hugs + Kiss's
Candy Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170556
Check it out, yo
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=e0fc1154-c975-4814-9649-cce41af06eb7&displaylang=en
C Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170549
Ping Ben Smith
I tried to report the ashfarker spammer from the m.p.certification group to
tctips and got this response:
Failed to send to identified host,
tctips@microsoft.com: [mailb.microsoft.com], 550 5.7.1 <Your e-mail was
rejected by an anti-spam content filter on gateway (131.107.3.123).Reasons
for rejection may be: obscene language, graphics, or spam-like
characteristics. Removing these may let the e-mail through the filter.>
I think they might have to turn down the sensitivity, because all I did was
forward the message verbatim.
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170543
MCDST vs MCSE
I recently passed MCDST, and i'm planning to still pursue my MS career, by
first taking up MCSA.. going to MCSE on windows 2003. according to microsoft
web site. MCDST is an elective exam for MCSA on windows 2003. so what i need
to pass is another 2 core exams 290 and 291. am i right? den u'll be MCSA on
windows 2003. my questions are :
1. is MCDST an elective exam also on MCSE on windows 2003?
2. do i need to take up another OS exam which is 70-270 (windows xp) for me
to complete my MCSE path, i already passed teh MCDST exam ? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170472
Free Second Shot FOREVER
Woulddn't it be helpful if Microsoft let us retake any exam for free all the
time instead of doing it as periodic offer; this will be good for some of us
who have 15 exams to take.
good luck people
Rosie Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170460
Study group
I am having problem getting motivated studying for my MCSE. I am looking for
somebody in a same boat in the Boston, MA area would like to get together and
study after work and weekends. Just like workout buddies at the gym pushing
each other. Currently, I am studying for70-291. My goal is to get MCSE by end
of this year. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170455
Acceptance
"token"
adjective {before noun}
used to describe actions which although small or limited in their practical
effect, have a symbolic importance
As the token Aussie (pronounced ozzie) I gladly accept the dubi^H^H^H^H
honour (note spelling is correct in this case) of becoming MCNGP # 47. All
current and future mcngp's are offered acommodation if you ever get down
under to sunny, sub-tropical Brisbane - I'm only 20 minutes from Crikey Croc
Farm :) Bundy and coke, plus prawns on the barbie for dinner tonight!
Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz
MCNGP Silver. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170445
OT Monday
Here is my submission. I believe a couple of these folks frequent this
group.
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2533&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2537&DISPLAYORDER=20050823155523&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=1
SWF
C Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170442
OT: Katrina
don't know how many of you are in the path, but I hope you are all hunkered
down.
--
Neil MCNGP#30
- Next time you wave Katrina, use ALL of your fingers!! Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170422
Passed 70-216
Hello to all,
Just passed 70-216 earlier today.
Still harder than the other exams I took (70-210, 70-215, 70-217, 70-218 and
70-227), but it felt much easier since I took it (and failed it) back in 2003.
Now I have to face the design exam. I'm considering 70-219 (Designing a
Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure), but I wanted some
input on the study material.
Since I didn´t take MS 1561 I might buy the training kit (MCSE Training Kit:
Designing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure - ISBN
0735611327), but I read some poor reviews about it.
Another idea would be to take 70-297 (Designing a Microsoft Windows Server
2003 Active Directory and Network Infrastructure) or 70-298 (Designing
Security for a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Network ) instead of 70-219
(still for MCSE 2000).
Does anyone have any tips about the Training Kit or about the exams?
Cheers,
Pete Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170412
NT 4.0 MCSE and Sec+ elective skips?
Am I able to skip one or two electives if I am MCSE in NT 4.0 and have Sec+?
Looking to get MCSE 2k3 and would like to be efficient and cost effective on
the matter. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170393
Security+ or 70-216?
I posted a couple days ago, but I think my newsserver jacked up my
post.
Basically, I would like some input. I have two exams left for my
MCSE: Security Certification, Security+ or 70-216.
With what I know and have learned studying for the other exams,
including 70-214 (Which kicked my ass twice before I finally passed
it), Security+ should be a breeze, but I am wondering is 216 on par
with the other exams, or is it another bitch like 214.
Just wanting some opinions, hit Security+ first for 70-216?
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E-learning!
I downloaded my mcse courses in my computer but my computer crashed and i
want them to copy in cd and to have them as mobile copy how it is possible to
for offline courses. Is it possible to have any guide about copy of the
registry of offline player. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170345
OT: Disbanding the AMCNGP.
After tallying all of the votes, it's been concluded that the AMCNGP, also
known as the Anti Mean Certified News Group Posters, must be, shall be, and
now, has been, disbanded.
With the exception of the IDOT, all those former members of the AMCNGP who
wish to remain in a group because they are lonely and need to be loved can
now move forward to the BMCNGP, the aptly named Bizarro MCNGP.
Long live the BMCNGP.
mcsb mcngp #46 | bmcngp #3.14159~ | mcngp.com - here's johnny, where's waldo Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170342
OT: Dilemma
I am about to sit down for lunch and realized much to my chagrin that my
sandwich is disproportionate. My question is this: Should I eat the end that
is all bread and no meat or should I save that end for last. Please help.
rgs
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Some people are like a Slinky.
Not good for much but still fun to push down a flight of stairs. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170293
OT: Official MCNGP Newswriter
Deer Official MCNGP News Item Writer Type Person.
MCNGP #46's picture uploaded to offishul sekrit web site. Please do the
needful.
Will notify web master TGP (Totally Gone Poopies) whenever I happen to see
him on IM of elevation of membership status of said new
vict^H^H^H^Hinductee. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170258
70-216
Hello to all.
Has anyone taken 70-216 recently?
I was wondering about those drag and drop, select and place and that kind of
question. Last month I took 70-217 and there weren´t any of those on the
exam. Was that kind of question abolished?
I also wonder about the number of questions. When I took 70-210, 70-215,
70-227 and 70-218 there were 50 questions, but again when I took 70-217:
suprise! Only 43 questions.
thanks a lot,
Pete Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170250
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209 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW
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226 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW
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108 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW
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Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server
10 Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW
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Windows 2000 Server Technologies
11 Case Studies Aug 10,2003-NEW
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78 Questions Q&A Sep 4,2003-NEW
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Server 2000, Enterprise Edition Study Guide
224 page study guide Aug,2003-NEW
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142 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW
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167 page study guide Aug,2003-NEW
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Server 2000, Enterprise Edition
107 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW
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Solutions with Microsoft Windows 2000 Server Technology
92 Questions Q&A Aug 10,2003-NEW
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4.0 Network
75 Questions Q&A Aug,2003
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228 page study guide Sep 4,2003-NEW
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17 case studies with Questions Q&A Aug 17,2003-NEW
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Aug,2003 Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170223
Any suggestions?
I just passed 70-214 on my third try tonight, I got a 730, and you
know what, I was happy to have it. I have two exams left for my
MCSE:Security
70.216 and Security+
I am just looking for input, should I take the confidence builder,
Security+ or go ahead and tackle what I think will be the hardest of
the seven, 70-216.
Also, something occured to me. This shit is hard. No really, the
stuff that you have to learn and applu to get your MCSE is no joke.
But then, I read about these guys talking about "I got my MCSE in a
month", and I am like, "Dude, that is impossible, unless you
braindumped, or cheated, but there is no way in hell, you are going to
tell me that you studied and learned the material for all seven exams,
in a fucking month.
Hell I have been working on mine since last November, and I know I am
not a complete idiot.
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OT: New leadership for the AMCNGP
After an off-scene scuffle between myself and the IDOT in which I was the
victor, I am now the leader of the AMCNGP, and I vote that we dissolve the
group. Any members of the AMCNGP who would like the group dissolved, please
cast your vote. Once the group is dissolved, I will step down as leader.
/* Microcephalic S. Bob [Twin-Engine MCNGP $46] */
mcngp.com - weeee are the champyuns, mah frehends.... Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170212
[ot] Thursday grin
Has nothing to do with anything, just funny.
http://www.romlist.com/jokes/waterski.htm
--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170175
OT: Thursday Thilly
Shamelessly stolen from Securecomp:
The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal, and as
I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" not sounding
anything like my name, so I said who is calling?
The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband Powered Freezer company or
something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and
why was he calling this number.
I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all
the blood" then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had
entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already
traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local
courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at
great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he
worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been
about one hour before he made this call.
The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in a
shakey voice. I then told him we had located his position at his work place
and the police were entering the building to take him into custody, at that
point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.
My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down
my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes. My
meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170137
70-291 Tonight
Well I write this tonight. I think I read somewhere that the test is heavy
on DNS...does this sound correct? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170135
Ideas 70-294 Simulations going to be release?
Greeting all Certs!
Does anyone know when MS cert. dept. is going to release 70-294 Simulation
examination for Vue or Prometric? I did some research and a lot of posting
saying by the end of August or early September due to its cancellation in
June 2005. I contacted Vue and Prometric test admin. and they don't even
know the exact date. (huh??)
Does anyone from Microsoft or someone that monitoring this post know exactly
the date or week that its going live? That way I can take more time doing
test lab simulation / more reading and not feeling the pressure for the
"Simulation" modules. I did 290, and 291 with Simulations and it f**** hard!
(both exams I had avg. 10 min left) I cant imagine what the simulations
would be for 294 if you need to perform anything with Certificates, more
GPO's or Site link to site linking etc...
Thank you in advance!
Jeremy Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170088
need notes
hie,
do anybody have any links or spare notes to share on mcse 2000. mcsa???
need help here. appreciate very much
tnx Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170087
AMCNGP
With great pleasure I'm pleased to announce the start of something great.
The AMCNGP!
Anti Mean Certified New Group Poster
All are welcome to join, execpt if you are a MCNGP Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170073
70-270 exam; what's it like?
Can you tell me how many questions (I know this can vary in some other
certs)?
How long does the exam go for?
What, if any areas, were the questions heavily centred towards?
Have you got any helpful tips/resources for studying?
I'm looking to do this one in as short a time as possible so I can get the
second shot free if I need it.
Thanks in advance. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 170042