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    - OT: It's Pining ping JaR: http://www.boingboing.net/2005/02/18/dead_parrot_sketch_t.html -- Neil MCNGP#30 - I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158706
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    - MCSE 4.0 to MCSE 2000 Can someone confirm that I only need to take the 4 core exams + the client exam to upgrade to MCSE 2000. I mean, does the MCSE NT4 certification satisfy the elective requirements? Thanks, Don Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158698
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    - globalknowledge.com feedback? Hi, My son is considering attending one of the MCSE boot camps through globalknowledge.com. Does anyone have any feedback, posative or negative concerning gobalknowledge.com, boot camps, or both? Thanks, Mike Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158691
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    - Semi-OT: news server "Dear users of News.Individual.NET, effective from April 1th, 2005, use of News.Individual.NET will not be free of charge anymore. The news service will continue as a fee-based service." Got this email yesterday. Don't know how many of you access your NGs through this (great) server, but it's going to become a pay service (10 Euros/year, which I think is like 13 bucks or something). For those of you too cheap to pay, and too limited by your ISP's server, there's news.aioe.org. (please to be click news://news.aioe.org). Couple of guys over in the Red Sox newsgroup are raving about it (it allows munging!). So, if you're a cheapo like me, milk news.individual.net for the next month, then switch over to this one. You can thank me later. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Cyrnfr ivfvg jjj.zpatc.pbz Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158675
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    - OT: Thursday Freebies https://www.ky.com/promotions/index.jsp -- Fris "Get 'em while they're hot!" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158673
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    - OT: Ping: KEN aka BRISCO Kenny! You still want to see Italy before you Die? How about an elite MCNGP Europe Tour? -- KAT, MCNGP #29 http://www.mcngp.com/ If everyone in the world sent me just 1 penny, I'd be, like, a millionaire or something. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158660
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    - Online Degree vs Online Cert's? Hey people! Question for you all: What do you think of online Degrees from Accredited Universities? I'm not talking about Degree mills here, from real colleges? I know you can "buy" a degree as well as buy a Cert. Ive been posting on various message boards looking for any feedback and thoughts about on-line degrees, would appreciate your thoughts positive or negative. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158646
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    - Has anyone passed 70-292 in 2005? If you have taken this exam in 2005, please let us know if you have passed. Also in your opinion how closely did the exam follow to skill matrix in the 70-292 preparation guide: http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-292.asp There has been a lot of talk about this exam being broken, that it does not follow the skills matrix. Please let us know what you think. Thanks, Darrell Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158640
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    - OT: Speaking of Jesus Christ... http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1341 Definitely NSFW Tron2005, if you view this, you'll not be going to Heaven! -- Fris "When life hands you lemons, meet up with Monica Bellucci" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158635
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    - Looking for Help / Partner To Run Popular MCSE Forum Site I currently own a popular MCSE website which I need help running. I am willing to pay someone to help out, I currently do not have enough time to run a hugely successful site like this by myself, with 1000's of members. I am looking for someone with the following. -Needs to have a strong MCSE background -Ability to Add content/articles to the site -Moderating the site -Keeping members happy -Advertising the site, possibly ?? -Needs to have lots of spare time to look after the general running of site -Think this is about it? If intrested please e-mail me at costabarrett@hotmail.com Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158628
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    - OT: Wednesday Flash We Didn't Start the Fire. http://www.its.caltech.edu/~yel/Fire.html -- Fris "billyj" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158594
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    - Computer Based Training Advised - Learnkey vs Testout Hi everyone, I'm wondering if anyone has used learnkey or test out and how they rated them for training for MCSE or other (MCSA, Comptia A+, Network+ Cisco etc) - I am just tossing up which of these to go for and am leaning heavily towards Testout because of a great package price they're doing - so convince me of testout please!! TIA Howard. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158591
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    - passed my mcp and And just starting the 70 290, on the way towards mcsa, and wondering with the 70 270 which is the MCP, what kinda wages are we looking at so far, do companies take people on who are currently studying and allow them to carry on? I have taken a little time off work to do the course and am wondering how I am doing basically. In England and never really looked at what companies need and if the MCP is any good to have, as it stands now. Thanks for any info Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158571
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    - Re: REQ: MOC2362 can anyone help me find the trainer guide Oh I see, a friend asked me to find it, he wants to be a trainer.. he allready is a microsoft system engineer.. is there anything alse he can prepare with? --------------= Posted using GrabIt =---------------- ------= Binary Usenet downloading made easy =--------- -= Get GrabIt for free from http://www.shemes.com/ =- Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158565
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    - REQ: MOC2362 can anyone help me find the trainer guide (including mail me at: filevortex@hotmail.com thanx ! --------------= Posted using GrabIt =---------------- ------= Binary Usenet downloading made easy =--------- -= Get GrabIt for free from http://www.shemes.com/ =- Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158563
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    - OT: UFIA Center! UFIA = Unsolicited Finger In Anus http://tinyurl.com/3q6l5 and http://tinyurl.com/6tanp and http://tinyurl.com/57kaj That would be one day I wouldn't mind sitting in traffic on the Central Artery. Sweet. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Last one to www.mcngp.com is a rotten egg! Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158546
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    - Access to shares without logon to domain Hello Everyone, Domain Controller = Win2k3 Client = win2k3 When I logon to my client locally I can still access shared folders on my Domain Controller through Network Places. My question is this.... How secure is the logon to access shared folders on my Domain Controller when I have not logged on to my domain? Can someone explain what is happening during the logon phase. Thanx again, Damian Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158512
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    - Flushing the System I was hanging around one day with a friend who works for This is my favorite Tech Tale... With over 10 years of tech support under my belt, I keep using this one to 'prove' that nothing is impossible. While doing support for a mail-order computer company, one of my calls went like this: Me: tech support, how can I help you? Customer: Every time I flush my toilet, my computer reboots. Me: (pause) Me: Excuse me? Customer: Every time I flush my toilet, my computer reboots. I spent a couple of minutes working along the lines of "if you want help, you have to tell me what's wrong.", but the customer kept insisting that was the problem. The cause: Customer lived on a rural farm, and had low power on the utility lines. Add that to an electric water pump, and every time he flushed the toilet, the pump would kick in, power would sag even more, and... *poof* computer reboot... ------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.techtales.com/ttales1297.html ------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158504
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    - DNS question Hey Everyone, I got a question ... Domain controller > Windows 2003 Client machines x5 > Windows 2000 My client machines are currently configured by my Linksys Router's dhcp server to use my ISP's dns server. My domain controller is running a dns server. How do I config my clients/dns server to use my domain controller's dns server AND still use my ISP's dns server to resolve internet domain names. Is this possible...and how do i do it? Thanx, Damian Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158501
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    - Join the petition! Signup folks! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/ironchef Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158498
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    - OT: Monday Fun Go here: http://www.maddox.xmission.com/ Haven't seen every page, but 99% of what I have seen there is SFW. It's the Best Page in the Universe. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com www.mcngp.com *is* the one who answered the phone. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158493
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    - Resource kits/Certification I've heard that if you want to pass the certification for an operating system, such as XP, you should memorize the Resource Kit. Does this sound right to anyone? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158480
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    - XPHome Update woes... Here's a good one - I noticed my XPHome machine (at home) had some sizable windows updates. Wellllll....we are getting calls from our clients that are running XPHome - our software just flashes then quits when they click the icon. Only happens on XPHome after the update. Re-registering our DLL's does not help. At this point it seems to be only when the program is installed on a network drive. Thankyou Microsoft. -- kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22 If only you and dead people could read hex how many people can read hex? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158476
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    - 70-290 Information Conflict After a few months preparing for the 70-290 exam, I find myself spending more time verifying the accuracy of information rather than studying. Among them are: 1)Microsoft Press XP Training kit states: By default, when you format a volume with NTFS, the Full Control permission is assigned to the Everyone group. Testing this on several XP machines with different SPs, I always come up with Everyone: traverse folder, read attributes, read extended attributes and read applied to this folder only. 2)Windows XP Resource Kit States: In Windows XP Professional and Windows 2000, both dial-up and VPN connections can use MS-CHAPv2. Windows NT 4.0, Windows 98, and Windows 95-based computers can only use MS-CHAPv2 authentication for VPN connections. Windows XP help states: MS-CHAP v2 is supported by computers running Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows Millennium Edition, and Windows NT 4.0. For computers running Windows 95, MS-CHAP v2 is only supported for VPN connections, not for dial-up connections. Could someone please tell what is correct and what Microsoft uses as its reference for test questions. (XP resource kit?) Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158463
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    - Just passed 70-216 !! Alot of DNS questions,, i mean alot, round robin etc.. Wins came up About 3-4 questions on CA's DHCP & dns questions 4-5 big routing questions Not much on IPSEC Very tough exam. Thought I failed! Almost ran out of time. Onto 70-218 next.. Hope its easier Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158459
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    - am i ready? hi,all i have studied each book many times,but each time i see that i have forgot somethings,like umbers,info in tables,.... what should I do? Am I realyready?? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158455
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    - Still waiting for the speech! Anybody else here wondering when "The Rev", MCNGP #44, is going to get around to giving us his speech?? -- Catwalker aka Pu$$y Feet BS, MCP MCNGP #43 www.mcngp.com "Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark." Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158448
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    - What is System Idle Process in Task Manager? My 2000 machine seems to be running slow and has a lot of activity on the hard drive. I noticed in task manager that System Idle Process in taking up 99% of my CPU resources. The system won't let me shut it down. What is the System Idle Process? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158440
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    - joining course in mcse my e-mail address is stintyagi@yahoo.com, i'm joining mcse course. plz give me a some information about mcse course & total steps about joining the course e.g certification, Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158435
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    - OT: Interesting http://tinyurl.com/28t9v -- Catwalker aka Pu$$y Feet BS, MCP MCNGP #43 www.mcngp.com "Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark." Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158423
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    - 070-292 How are they scoring exam 292. I took that exam 3 times and failed. I could have sworn I did well on the exam. I think I just failed one section. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158413
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    - OT: Friday "Fun" (read "reasons to lose faith in humanity") http://tinyurl.com/6tbm9 (SFW) Fukc this lady, and fukc her stupid lies. Why lie about it, you stupid bizatch. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Why don't you make like a tree and go to www.mcngp.com!? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158409
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    - Test site question Hello all! When I pay the exam fee (Prometric) over the internet some test sites require me to pay extra feea, while others don't. is it ok? Maybe it isn't much of a problem since $ has very low exchange rates in Poland, but anyway... I pay myself for the exams ( 80$ each) Tom Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158404
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    - 70-292 - Anybody have any suggestions? Hi, MCSE 2000 Upgradeing to 2003 I just took an 70-292 MCSE upgrade exam for the third time. The first time I got 650, the second time 550. I went through the entire Microsoft curriculum. I wasted $100 for Microsoft's WORTHLESS "Upgrading Your Certification to Windows Server 2003", going through the entire book and all the labs. When I took it the third time, the score was also 550. I feel like I answered almost all of the questions correctly. Then I get this crap about how "Some questions may not be counted, others are for testing/development purposes, blah blah, blah". How the hell do I know what is counted and what is not? This doesn't seem ethical here. It is incomprehensible to me that I have spent 4 months preparing for this exam and $375 down the tubes and I can't even get any feedback on waht I missed, if I missed. How do we even know if the exam results are processed correctly or ethically if we can't get any feedback on anything? 70-292 bites. Anyone else have these problems? Can you suggest better study material than Microsoft's WORTHLESS crap? They can make the exam but they can't produce any training material that covers it. C.G. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158369
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    - Exam Preps Hi all, Great these newsgroups exist :) But to come to exam preps, i fixed myself several different exam prep programs When testing exams with Preplogic, i managed to have a average of 80% correct answers..horay! So i thought im ready to take the change to do exam, but not sure about myself i fixed CramMaster exam prep, to make sure i do have what it takes to make the exams. And what happens? doing some tests with CramMaster i only get like 35% of the questions answered...they are really different how they ask them, and what they ask, they even ask you to put all steps in correct order to reset a computer account password.. etc.. bah... Just for your information when desiding which software to buy.. remember they are very different. Greetings from sunny Holland Alex -wannabee MCSE'r- Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158364
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    - prerequisites hey I was wondering what are the prerequisits for an MCSE Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158265
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    - Become a Reseller I am an MCSE in Windows 2000. I have not had much luck finding a job in the current IT market and I am very close to starting my own Business. I was wondering if anyone knew where I could get more information on how to become a Reseller for Microsoft Software. Also, Since both of the guys that will be starting this business with me are also Microsoft Certified, Where can I get information that will explain any help, support or possible benefits that I might be entitled to from Microsoft for having a completley certified workshop. We plan on providing repair and support for Home users and small to media size businesses, possibly expanding into Web design, and hopefully become a local Microsoft Reseller. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158264
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    - OT: PING MCNGP update in s0p3r s3kr!t site. Please read (there are strange days ahead) -- Neil MCNGP #30 - Strip mining prevents forest fires. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158219
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    - Failed 70-216 I passed my CCNA, 2K Workstation & Server on my first attempt but when I got to the 70-216 I was blind sided by some of the questions. Is this exam the hardest of the MCSE 2000? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158201
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    - Jesus Christ Jesus Christ is the savior who loves all men/women. He died on the cross so we could live forever! John 3:16 Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158198
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    - 7'-229 exam Hello, does anyone knows: 1) how many questions is the exam maded? 2) how much time did i have for complete the test? 3) what did i need to pass the exam exactly (i've followed the MOC 2073 + testking book +questions) thank you. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158197
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    - Passed 70-216! Just passed by the skin of my teeth, with a score of 700 exactly! Much harder than I expected, loads of questions on multicasting, which I know the basics of, but not to the detail asked in the exam, i.e. setting it up through a router that doesn't support multicasting. I took the 2153 course last week, and multicasting was only briefly mentioned, nothing on troubleshooting and managing it! Another question was on DNS & Round Robin!? As far as I knew that was something to do with betting on horses! Also have the Mike Meyers 70-216 certification book and an exam prep book and I can't find anything about round robin in them, had to google the term after! Anyway, at least its another exam passed, just means I have a lot of post exam studying to do! -- Ben MCSA 70-210, 70-214, 70-215, 70-216, 70-218 "On my way to becoming fully certifiable!" "Thanks to God, I am Still an Atheist" Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158191
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    - OT: Wednesday Funny/Cringe Hopefully he hasn't reproduced before this, so Darwin comes into play: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158187
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    - pda und digitale zertifikate für signatur Wer nutzt digitale Zertifikate für sichere eMail auf pdas ? Signatur und Verschlüsselung mit Zertifikaten wie bei outlook sollen auf pda implementiert werden. Informationen bitte an kd.brinkmann@t-online.de oder kd.brinkmann@hzd.hessen.de Vielen Dank für jegliche Art von Tipp oder Hinweis. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158181
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    - Will it be any good? Right now I still have about 3 years 6 months left in the military. I have the opportunity to take all the classes I need to in order to learn what I need for MCSE. My question is, if I take these classes and get the MCSE on Windows 2003 certifications after, by the time I get out will it be worth anything? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158170
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    - Non-Tech, But Industry Related Questions Hey guys, I've posted here a few times, but had no real questions to ask until today...mainly because I'm somewhat adept at finding answers to technical questions myself...but the question(s) I have stray from the mundane "WHER ECAN I FIND BRAINDUMPZ 4 TEH MCSE EXAMS!!!!!!!11" that seem to flood this place, so at the risk of being flamed, I'll ask anyway. The place I'm working at is great for the most part, but there are a few issues that have really been plaguing me, especially when I've had time to dwell on them, such as on the commute home today... a) I've noticed a few EU's as of late wanting me to just drop everything I'm doing to take care of their problem, and are completely ignorant/indifferent of the fact that what I may currently be doing might be just a bit more important than cleaning the spyware off of their computer so they're not getting pop-ups or configuring MSN so it'll work on their *WORK*station (it's called that for a reason, folks.) b) I've been asked to start installing software on our business machines, which I find of questionable origin or legitimacy because the head office is too cheap to pay for REAL licensing. I already alluded to the doubt as to whether it's legit software or not, and was promptly assured by our site manager that it was all legit and had proper licenses and everything...though for some reason, she was adamant that I use the same key on all the PC's, and not register the product, which is what aroused my suspicion...that, and the fact that last I checked, Windows wasn't distributed on Maxell CD's with the key written on them in permanent marker. :p c) The computers we use have to be at least 6 years out of date, yet it's expected of us ("us" being ME) to deal with the equipment, and subsequent problems due to its sheer age and horrible mistreatment over the years. d) We have Windows 2000 servers, yet they INSIST on us using our computers in a workgroup-type environment because it involves less "administrative overhead" (which both you and I know is a crock - then again, I suppose MY staying after work on a consistent basis is less "overhead", as far as they're concerned), and as a result, another big thing I've been facing from EU's is the fact that they get refused access to the server a lot. Sorry folks, but thanks to the whole peer-to-peer idea, you're not all getting access. First come, first served. My big question is...how would you broach this stuff to your boss? I'm worried about the fact that I'll get the "you don't like it, there's the door", speech...but at the same time, I know people who've actually ended up taken to court because they installed pirated software for their company and ended up being held liable for it. I really have no idea what to do here. :( Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158168
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    - Are the tests still multiple choice? Anyone know if the tests are still mostly multiple choice answers? I was told Microsoft changed the tests to interactive questions and answers. Instead of ABCD answer your question might be set up a DHCP server and a simulation would appear and you would have to set it up. Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158167
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    - Brainbench tests Does anyone have copies of Brainbench exams? Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158155
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    - Exam Prep Resource Exam Prep site www.examcheets.com is providing 30% to 50% exam questions as a freee sample and is helpful for the people who cant spend money on the exam prep. -- Help other and get it from others Worth Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158085
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    - Every get the feeling..... That some people on this board are talking to themselves? It just seams that in some cases as of late, that a few posts all have one common ground. They are all coming from the same person. The questions the answers and the praise from yet a third personally letting them know they are doing a good job and it's nice to see someone on this board that isn't such a d!ck. Amy I right or do I need to give my brain an oil change? -- "The Rev" MCNGP #44 Microsoft Certified Trainer Memories fade but a Google search never forgets. justafreak.com . Tag: OT: Friday Funny Tag: 158082

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