Re: locate.exe
"Ben Smith" <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dea9872c2a3e2ba989855@msnews.microsoft.com...
> This may help:
> http://www.microsoft.com/security/malwareremove/default.mspx
Does that uninstall Windows? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178705
Re: safe mode
In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the ether:
> *tgp starts dancing around his computer while speaking in tongues*
You're not going to start playing with snakes again are ya?
(I hate it when he does that!)
--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178704
Re: locate.exe
"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:9e13o1hipqk2duodkjrfoh8p5kan3q97tk@4ax.com...
> >in our network, several system affect by virus and i went on safe
mode
> >and
>>edit the registry, delete the values (locate.exe and hpws.exe) restart
and
>>its works fine.
>>
>>after sometime, it affected again. (i cannot edit the registry or
>>anything)
>>again i have to go thro safe mode.
>
> please tell me you do not work for the defense department.....
Hey, if he DOES work for the defense department, I'm all for it. After
all... What could be a better defense than ignorance? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178703
Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE)
On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:59pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97168275D5316tgp@127.0.0.1...
>
>> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
>
> Faskinatin'
>
> This belongs in the autism support NG.
Did you get my e-mails?
--
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The technician will have never seen a model quite like yours before. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178702
Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE)
TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:22pm "Briscobar" blathered:
>
>> I haven't been feeling well lately. Missed 2 days of work in the
>> past week. Well, actually, I wouldn't say I was missing it...
>
> That must explain why you missed my scathing reply over office space
> quotes.
Yeah, that might be it. Which thread was that in? Or better yet,
linky-link.
--
KB
MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com means "Go to Hell, you dirty frickin' pig" in Swahili. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178701
Re: safe mode
On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:16pm "JaR" blathered:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the
ether:
>
>> *tgp starts dancing around his computer while speaking in tongues*
>
> You're not going to start playing with snakes again are ya?
>
> (I hate it when he does that!)
>
Thou shalt not blaspheme against the Lo-urd's anointed!
--
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http://www.mcngp.com
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178700
Re: Friday sweetness
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97167D649E4C2tgp@127.0.0.1...
> "She", and I quote, "found the bleach cream to be very soothing."
and is now addicted, that's just odd.
> Nearly 50% of all bank robberies take place on Friday.
Then for the personal safety of myself and colleaguesI propose we
consider a
permanent move to 3 day weekends. Besides you can bank electronically
now,
you don't need us.
--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
"Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." -
F.
Leghorn Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178699
Re: OT: Tuesday Topic
On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:07pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> I don't get these numbers...
>
> This month's top posters
> 228 guess...@gmail.com
>
> Neil's gone for a week, and he's still the top poster this month.
>
> 188 jrde...@lakabux.com
> 184 %userna...@gmail.com
Woo Hoo! A week and a half and I'm #3. Watch out Neil!
--
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http://www.mcngp.com
Don't judge a book by its movie. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178698
Re: MCNGP #49 (Was Re: Obtain MICROSOFT and CISCO certification( pay after CONFIRMATION)100% passing GAURANTEE)
On Nov 22, 2005 at 1:21pm "Briscobar" blathered:
> TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> On Nov 22, 2005 at 12:22pm "Briscobar" blathered:
>>
>>> I haven't been feeling well lately. Missed 2 days of work in the
>>> past week. Well, actually, I wouldn't say I was missing it...
>>
>> That must explain why you missed my scathing reply over office space
>> quotes.
>
> Yeah, that might be it. Which thread was that in? Or better yet,
> linky-link.
news:Xns97141CB1B55Ftgp@127.0.0.1
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http://www.mcngp.com
How does a thermos know whether a drink should be hot or cold? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178697
Re: I've found the picture
In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:
>
> What happend to the America I used to love?
Which one was that? John Wayne, Norman Rockwell, Ken Kesey, Andy Warhol,
or
Sitting Bull?
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Remove hat to reply
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178692
Re: OT: Here's What Happens When you Hire Paper Certs
>Pay cuts follow Tokyo Stock Exchange IT trouble:
They're lucky they nether had to cut something else off .....
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178691
Re: I've found the picture
>What happend to the America I used to love?
it got outsourced......
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178690
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
Worked for me in college.
--
"Hey, can you check out my computer sometime?"
"Mike T." <NtOrSoPzAzMo@arcor.de> wrote in message
news:%23GjKgAu6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
>
> --
> Mike T.
> MCNGP #XLI
>
> Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178689
Re: I've found the picture
"LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:eOrXyvt6FHA.3880@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> Queried in message
> news:%23$rlplt6FHA.744@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> >
> >>
> > Is using a mannequin illegal?
> >
> Only if you sleep half-naked with it in a public place.
>
> LRM
> The Emperor has a new suit!
>
>
I'm a very private person, I wouldn't do THAT in
public....................
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Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
>Worked for me in college.
>
>--
>"Hey, can you check out my computer sometime?"
... "I'll let you put it anywhere you like, if you will, honey"
lol!
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178687
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> said something like
> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\177829.htm (11/16/2005
> 3:05:54 PM) # On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered:
>
>> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
>
> "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,"
>
> Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant.
>
> True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a
> couple of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come"
> install it. I might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this
> area IIRC.
Hey! I have a 4-port USB hub with me right now!
I'm sure we don't need both thoses printers...
What's her address? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178686
Re: Wednesday WTF
Tron2005 <shutup@shutup.com> said something like
> I wonder if she was hot looking?
Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus.
And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner.
kp "and they never say no" g Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178685
Re: OT: Giggty Giggty
In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc spewed across the ether:
> http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001944.html
>
>
> SMAW BABY!!! That's my weapon!
>
>
"M-72 LAWs could be retrofitted with thermobaric warheads, "
Nice. Carry one in the trunk for a traffic LART. Clear up traffic jams.
*sigh* I miss having a few LAWs around...
>
> I'm re-enlisting...
>
That would be going a little too far.
--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
A few minutes ago I attempted to give a flying fsck,
but the best I could do was to watch it skitter across the floor.
Anthony
de Boer) Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178684
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
On Nov 16, 2005 at 10:20am "MitchS" blathered:
> "...unskilled labor jobs are the ones really in demand..."
I guess all the Mexicans were the smart ones and left before the
flooding.
* Oops, did I say that? *
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178683
Re: Wednesday WTF
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> fantasized in message
news:Xns971099953F1ADipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>
> Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus.
>
> And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner.
>
> kp "and they never say no" g
>
And, I'm thinking male mannequins have some potential advantages as
well,
being made of a stiff material and all.
Ok, I'm for it. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178682
Re: HELP dogs & cats in China please! [MUST SEE]
On Nov 16, 2005 at 11:22am "Consultant" blathered:
> dogs are tasty with a nice spicy sauce
Just don't eat too much curry.
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I recently childproofed my house, but somehow they still keep getting
in. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178681
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered:
> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
"WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,"
Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant.
True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a
couple
of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come" install it. I
might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this area IIRC.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Why aren't there any left-handed screwdrivers? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178680
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered:
>
>> liar
>
> Danm, snip C, snip!
Just 'cause you got snipped doesn't mean that's a good idea for the rest
of
us.
That was what you were talking about, right? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178679
Re: I've found the picture
> Which one was that? John Wayne, Norman Rockwell, Ken Kesey, Andy
Warhol,
> or
> Sitting Bull?
Bob Denver. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178678
Re: OT: Giggty Giggty
>*sigh* I miss having a few LAWs around...
keeps the gophers of the lawn I guess....
Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178677
Re: Wednesday WTF
"LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:ewQbeJv6FHA.3416@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> fantasized in message
> news:Xns971099953F1ADipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>
>>
>> Well, mannequins don't talk back, so that's a plus.
>>
>> And you don't need to spend a lot on dinner.
>>
>> kp "and they never say no" g
>>
> And, I'm thinking male mannequins have some potential advantages as
well,
> being made of a stiff material and all.
> Ok, I'm for it.
Animatrons.com are better and cheaper than mannequins.co.uk with 1000%
orgasms guaruntee. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178676
Re: safe mode
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:16am "Microcephalic S. Bob" blathered:
> Hey everyone, there's a party at Consultants!
There's a party in his pants and he's definitely coming.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Are you Master of your Domain? Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178675
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:09pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> Let us know how it goes!
Or comes for that matter. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
--
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http://www.mcngp.com
I work at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I work in the Beyond department. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178674
Re: THIS is why I went into IT!
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A27761A72tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 2:01pm "Mike T." blathered:
>
>> http://www.syncmag.com/article2/0,1895,1887761,00.asp
>
> "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,"
>
> Egads. Now why didn't I think of that? Brilliant.
>
> True story actually. I chick I met on the Internet offered me a BJ a
> couple
> of days ago if I would buy her a 4-port USB hub and "come" install it.
I
> might take her up on it. She was fairly skilled in this area IIRC.
This has "The Crying Game" written all over it.
Let us know how it goes! Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178672
Re: Wednesday WTF
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:34pm "kpg" blathered:
> Evey male mannequin I've ever seen was lacking, if you
> know what I mean.
No, please explain.
--
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http://www.mcngp.com
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1 Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178671
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:40pm "CBIC" blathered:
> aka
> Doom MCNGP #38
I missed it. Why did you change your handle? You try to confuse.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
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I'm speechless. I have no speech. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178670
Re: I've found the picture
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:22pm "JaR" blathered:
> That seems plenty fair.
It did until I saw your. I'm *still* having nightmares.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
In today's fast-moving tech environment,
it is a requirement that we forget more than we learn. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178669
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:20pm "Frisbee®" blathered:
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered:
>>
>>> liar
>>
>> Danm, snip C, snip!
>
> Just 'cause you got snipped doesn't mean that's a good idea for the
rest
> of us.
>
> That was what you were talking about, right?
I'll be posting in the "super sekrit" forums why that isn't a dam bit
funny.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're
here. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178668
Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:09pm "LRM" blathered:
> Things are not always as they seem:)
You mean, *gasp* you're really a DUDE!!! Say it ain't so.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178667
Re: I've found the picture
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:04pm "Jtyc" blathered:
> Bob Denver.
That's it, I'm leaving... on a jet plane.
--
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http://www.mcngp.com
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178666
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
i didnt snip for a reason, if you read thru it you'd see
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A5B5B3172tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 9:46am "Consultant" blathered:
>
>> liar
>
> Danm, snip C, snip!
>
> --
> TGP MCNGP #100100
> http://www.mcngp.com
> Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178665
Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:53pm "LRM" blathered:
> Some day my prince will come...
Here I am, if you're not a dude.
--
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A much wittier reply came to mind...
immediately after I clicked the "Send" button. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178664
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A58935A70tgp@127.0.0.1...
> He's probably already on his way. "Unskilled Labor", remember?
Oh I remember, but it didn't say unskilled welfare recipients needed.
--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
"Place your bet - Ah say - place your bets, gentlemen.
Winnner plays, loser stays. Everyone's a winne - well, not everyone." -
F.
Leghorn Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178663
Re: Morning
On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:14pm "JaR" blathered:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TechGeekPro spewed across the
ether:
>
>> She is #69, right?
>
> Memory ain't what it useta be, but I think unofficial #69 was Brat.
>
> Ooooh, good Sigmonster!
They're all #69 to me.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178662
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:33pm "kpg" blathered:
> Seems the resilient Mexican is the only
> one amongst us that isn't afraid of a little hard work.
After all the sarcasm and anti-pc jargon, that was actually my point.
--
TGP MCNGP #100100
http://www.mcngp.com
You never catch on until after the test. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178661
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
> Roofing and dry wall. We have a quarter of a million houses that
> need work, the waiting list is long and the price is high.
>
>
H3ll, I can do both of those. How much for a "contractor's license"
there or
do I just bribe the local official when it comes inspection time? I must
be
qualified because I charge way too much.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178660
Re: Post 1000 Message to Newsgroups Promoting my site and earn $100.00
On Nov 16, 2005 at 4:27pm "Consultant" blathered:
> i didnt snip for a reason, if you read thru it you'd see
Ahhh, I didn't want to look at it twice so I never got past liar.
--
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http://www.mcngp.com
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.... Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178659
Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000
"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9710A93AA7791tgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Nov 16, 2005 at 12:09pm "LRM" blathered:
>
>> Things are not always as they seem:)
>
> You mean, *gasp* you're really a DUDE!!! Say it ain't so.
>
SO NOT A DUDE! At least, I'm pretty sure, I gave birth to two children
and
have multiple orgasms, dudes don't do things like that right? Plus I
can't
pee and write my name in the snow, a thing most dudes can do. Yeah, I
pass
the not-a-dude test.
LRM
Stop looking there! Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178658
Re: Wednesday WTF
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97109E7CF4CE6ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> And, I'm thinking male mannequins have some potential advantages as
>> well, being made of a stiff material and all.
>> Ok, I'm for it.
>
> Evey male mannequin I've ever seen was lacking, if you
> know what I mean.
>
> kpg
But the beauty of them is that someone has to manufacture them and those
specs can be added to a production model.
LRM Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178657
Re: Attention MCSE Potentials
> I missed it. Why did you change your handle? You try to confuse.
CBIC was suggested by Briscobar in a round about way. I liked it so I
changed. Hint-it has to do with a certain device.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: Re: Friday Frivolity Tag: 178656
Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000
"LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:ePtuDjv6FHA.3136@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> SO NOT A DUDE! At least, I'm pretty sure, I gave birth to two children
and
> have multiple orgasms, dudes don't do things like that right? Plus I
can't
> pee and write my name in the snow, a thing most dudes can do. Yeah, I
pass
> the not-a-dude test.
>
> LRM
> Stop looking there!
>
Sorry, natural response on my part. It's like I can't help myself, I
just
gotta look.
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>> http://www.sloganizer.net/en/
>
>"The magic of MCNGP"