Finding qualifications of others

How do I find out if a colleague really has an mcse 2003,
if I don't know his mcp number. Is there a search site?

The
Tue Oct 19 07:17:41 CDT 2004

>How do I find out if a colleague really has an mcse 2003,
>if I don't know his mcp number.

beat the sh*t out of 'em until he/she tells you what their number is.
If he/she won't tell you, cut their ear off and pour petrol (not
diesel) over 'em.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

molsonexpert
Tue Oct 19 07:21:51 CDT 2004


"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:ha1an0hdp161kt47j5udhrrk4h9q3g0qvm@4ax.com...
> >How do I find out if a colleague really has an mcse 2003,
> >if I don't know his mcp number.
>
> beat the sh*t out of 'em until he/she tells you what their number is.
> If he/she won't tell you, cut their ear off and pour petrol (not
> diesel) over 'em.
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.

steve.

The
Tue Oct 19 07:41:40 CDT 2004

>Clowns to the left of me
>Jokers to the right
>Here I am
>Stuck in the middle with you.

great film.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Rowdy
Tue Oct 19 09:29:02 CDT 2004

David wrote:
> How do I find out if a colleague really has an mcse 2003,
> if I don't know his mcp number. Is there a search site?

ask him where all the best braindumps are located on the web?

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
"Good lord, it's beer Friday again!"

=meanoldman=
Tue Oct 19 09:35:36 CDT 2004

I'll never get that image out of my head.

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:or2an0tciv01ati0n16souv0ptjqbo91p7@4ax.com...
> >Clowns to the left of me
>>Jokers to the right
>>Here I am
>>Stuck in the middle with you.
>
> great film.
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Oct 19 10:54:52 CDT 2004

incase you missed it "David" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> said
in news:1e6d01c4b5c7$b965ea80$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> How do I find out if a colleague really has an mcse 2003,
> if I don't know his mcp number. Is there a search site?

you don't need a site to find this out. see if he has dozens of women
hanging off him, all of them entranced by his shiny MCSE lapel pin. I
have to keep mine at home just so I can manuever the streets...

Also, in the winter you can find an MCSE removing the ice from his
windshield with his handy MCP ice scraper card.

or you could follow Klines instructions and beat the bergeezers out of
him till he AT LEAAST gives you the magic codes to use at
www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/transcripts.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Tue Oct 19 10:59:46 CDT 2004

gave new meaning to the world "gasoline alley".

=meanoldman= wrote:
> I'll never get that image out of my head.
>
> "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> news:or2an0tciv01ati0n16souv0ptjqbo91p7@4ax.com...
>
>>>Clowns to the left of me
>>>Jokers to the right
>>>Here I am
>>>Stuck in the middle with you.
>>
>>great film.
>>
>>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
>
>


--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
"Good lord, it's beer Friday again!"

The
Tue Oct 19 11:05:45 CDT 2004

>I
>have to keep mine at home just so I can manuever the streets...

Utter bullsh*t.

Your missus won't let your wear it since that little escapade last
year, period.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Oct 19 12:11:30 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said in
news:anean01f3c4fqnas4fv0hl6emuqb79lk4e@4ax.com:

> Your missus won't let your wear it since that little escapade last
> year, period.

'strue....sadly I'm only allowed to wear the pin in the bedroom on Saturday
nights...that's her fantasy night, and she has this thing for the pin....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society