OT: Fear the InterNeil

It's a slow Saturday, and I leave my desk for a few minutes.

I come back to the newsgroup, and there are 24 new posts.

23 of them from the InterNeil.

I know I wasn't gone THAT long.

At this rate, the InterNeil will run out of space in 36.5 hours.

Neil
Sat Jan 21 12:34:59 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:ObqwjHrHGHA.1088@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> It's a slow Saturday, and I leave my desk for a few minutes.
>
> I come back to the newsgroup, and there are 24 new posts.
>
> 23 of them from the InterNeil.
>
> I know I wasn't gone THAT long.
>
> At this rate, the InterNeil will run out of space in 36.5 hours.
>
>
>

space is infinite. The InterNeil will continue to sector 0-0-0. resitance
is futile...

;)

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MitchS
Mon Jan 23 12:45:20 CST 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ObqwjHrHGHA.1088@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> It's a slow Saturday, and I leave my desk for a few minutes.
>
> I come back to the newsgroup, and there are 24 new posts.

You're so fortunate, I was gone to Conect the cut for 2 weeks and came back
to 1837 poasts. Oh' the humanity!

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Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:29:57 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:#H4ZTzEIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> You're so fortunate, I was gone to Conect the cut for 2 weeks and came
> back to 1837 poasts. Oh' the humanity!

I'm not so far from teh 1500 mark now so it should diminish. I'm also
having connectivity issues at home. seems my router decided it needed a
vacation....permenantly

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Jtyc
Mon Jan 23 14:34:35 CST 2006

>I'm also
> having connectivity issues at home. seems my router decided it needed a
> vacation....permenantly

It probably it couldn't handle your bandwidth. Poor little thing...

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:48:47 CST 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:OpkKXxFIGHA.1728
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> It probably it couldn't handle your bandwidth. Poor little thing...

most of my posts are from work....good thing the firewall is carrier class

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CBIC
Mon Jan 23 15:08:17 CST 2006

I'm also
> having connectivity issues at home. seems my router decided it needed
> a vacation....permenantly

I haxord it and blocked port 119.
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MitchS
Mon Jan 23 15:16:43 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97549DAA9385Bneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
> news:#H4ZTzEIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> You're so fortunate, I was gone to Conect the cut for 2 weeks and came
>> back to 1837 poasts. Oh' the humanity!
>
> I'm not so far from teh 1500 mark now so it should diminish. I'm also
> having connectivity issues at home. seems my router decided it needed a
> vacation....permenantly

Good, now go buy a D-Link
*sniggers
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Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:16:51 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:ejh4iEGIGHA.516
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> I haxord it and blocked port 119.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...guess again.

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Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:22:40 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in news:#
$yW5HGIGHA.240@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Good, now go buy a D-Link
> *sniggers

why would I do that again....

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CBIC
Mon Jan 23 15:28:56 CST 2006

In news:Xns9754A59E9ED93neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
> news:ejh4iEGIGHA.516 @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> I haxord it and blocked port 119.
>
> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I think your vibrator is running.
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Briscobar
Mon Jan 23 15:36:16 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
> news:# $yW5HGIGHA.240@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> Good, now go buy a D-Link
>> *sniggers
>
> why would I do that again....

Because that's what CompUSA, Best Buy, and Circuit City all have on sale
this week?

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Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:48:10 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:evvlFQGIGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> I think your vibrator is running.

that explains my smile

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Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:48:42 CST 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:u0SvaTGIGHA.140@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
>> news:# $yW5HGIGHA.240@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Good, now go buy a D-Link
>>> *sniggers
>>
>> why would I do that again....
>
> Because that's what CompUSA, Best Buy, and Circuit City all have on sale
> this week?
>

oh well then...

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JaR
Mon Jan 23 16:36:13 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> Good, now go buy a D-Link
>> *sniggers
>
> why would I do that again....

I've got a cheap-james 4 port w/ 802.11a/g Linksys that I've been using for
a couple years now without problems. I'd buy again.*knocks on wood*

YMM(as always)V

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LRM
Mon Jan 23 18:10:19 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9754AAED7B24Bneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
> news:evvlFQGIGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> I think your vibrator is running.
>
> that explains my smile
>
That's it this thread has gotten far to silly.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 08:11:00 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:OXYsRqHIGHA.3700
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> That's it this thread has gotten far to silly.

never been a reason to shut down a thread before.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 08:13:50 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9754948B125C1Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> I've got a cheap-james 4 port w/ 802.11a/g Linksys that I've been
> using for a couple years now without problems. I'd buy again.*knocks
> on wood*

I've had one of those (came with a PC card) for about a year and a half.
Got tired of the Mrs. tripping over the ethernet cable. They don't actually
make the best of firewalls, however. The wireless router still ok, firewall
however, met with an untimely death.

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MitchS
Tue Jan 24 09:06:28 CST 2006

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9754948B125C1Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>> Good, now go buy a D-Link
>>> *sniggers
>>
>> why would I do that again....
>
> I've got a cheap-james 4 port w/ 802.11a/g Linksys that I've been using
> for
> a couple years now without problems. I'd buy again.*knocks on wood*

Of course, it has a Cisco label. and you can trade it in on an upgrade:-)

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kpg
Tue Jan 24 11:25:09 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> I've had one of those (came with a PC card) for about a year and a
> half. Got tired of the Mrs. tripping over the ethernet cable. They
> don't actually make the best of firewalls, however. The wireless
> router still ok, firewall however, met with an untimely death.

The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?

JaR
Tue Jan 24 11:33:34 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of kpg:

>
> The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?

My mrs hangs the wash on ours.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 12:06:35 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns9755742A8DDBAipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?

no, the one I had running from my laptop to my router.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 12:07:00 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9755613EBFBCCTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> My mrs hangs the wash on ours.

she's trying to give you a hint too, huh?

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JaR
Tue Jan 24 12:09:09 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?
>
> no, the one I had running from my laptop to my router.

Why didn't you just hang it out a window?

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JaR
Tue Jan 24 12:22:37 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> My mrs hangs the wash on ours.
>
> she's trying to give you a hint too, huh?

Yeah, well I ain't buying one of them newfangled dryin' machines.

Bangin' the clothes on a rock an' hangin' em on a tree was good enough for
my ma, bygawd it's good enough for her!

'Sides, I'm savin' up for a new monitor.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 12:59:28 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns975567475B8DDTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>> The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?
>>
>> no, the one I had running from my laptop to my router.
>
> Why didn't you just hang it out a window?
>

my laptop? that's crazy talk...

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 13:00:46 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9755698F87A20Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Bangin' the clothes on a rock an' hangin' em on a tree was good enough
> for my ma, bygawd it's good enough for her!

well, sure but you're parents arrived accross the great divide back in '49
via covered wagon. things have changed a might since then...

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JaR
Tue Jan 24 13:20:44 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Neil:

> well, sure but you're parents arrived accross the great divide back in
> '49 via covered wagon. things have changed a might since then...

It was a Ford. But close enough.

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JaR
Tue Jan 24 13:22:17 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>>>> The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?
>>>
>>> no, the one I had running from my laptop to my router.
>>
>> Why didn't you just hang it out a window?
>>
>
> my laptop? that's crazy talk...

But you get better reception.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 14:25:31 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9755736A6F250Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>> well, sure but you're parents arrived accross the great divide back in
>> '49 via covered wagon. things have changed a might since then...
>
> It was a Ford. But close enough.
>

I meant 1849 not 1949...

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 14:27:42 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns975573ADA96BBTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>>>> The Mrs. tripped over the wireless g cable?
>>>>
>>>> no, the one I had running from my laptop to my router.
>>>
>>> Why didn't you just hang it out a window?
>>>
>>
>> my laptop? that's crazy talk...
>
> But you get better reception.
>

you don't know the half of it.

http://www.oreillynet.com/lpt/wlg/448

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JaR
Tue Jan 24 14:30:36 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>>> '49 via covered wagon. things have changed a might since then...
>>
>> It was a Ford. But close enough.
>>
>
> I meant 1849 not 1949...

Oh.

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Neil
Tue Jan 24 14:34:04 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97557F4286088Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>>> '49 via covered wagon. things have changed a might since then...
>>>
>>> It was a Ford. But close enough.
>>>
>>
>> I meant 1849 not 1949...
>
> Oh.
>

thanks for playing

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