OT: Oh No! Mr. Bill
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OT: Monday's Memo
DRESS CODE
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes, a Giorgio Armani suit or carrying a
Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not
need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,
so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay
raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore
you do not need a pay raise.
SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you
are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
HOLIDAY DAYS
Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year of holidays. They are
called Sunday.
COMPASSIONATE LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead
relatives, friends or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-
employee involvement attend the arrangements. In rare cases where the
employee's involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in
the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch
hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
TOILET USE
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict
three-minutes limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of the three-minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper
roll
will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company's
notice board under the "chronic offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's
mental health policy.
LUNCH BREAK
1. Skinny employees get 30 minutes break for lunch, as they need to eat more
so that they will look healthy.
2,. Normal size employees get 15 minutes break for lunch to get a balanced
meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby employees get 5 minutes break for lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a "slim-fast."
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember, we are an employer
of choice and we are here to provide positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,
irritations, aggravations, (revelations) insinuations, allegations,
accusations, contemplations,
consternations and input should be directed elsewhere.
--
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passed all MCSE exams, but transcript site still just says MCP?
The transcript site (https://mcp.microsoft.com/authenticate/validatemcp.aspx)
has recorded all 7 of the MCSE 2003 exams that I passed, yet the
Certification field still just says "Microsoft Certified Professional", and
not "Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer".
Is there a delay in updating this, or is there some hidden step I need to do
to get this updated?
IMO, having the transcript site summarize one's Certications (MCSE, MCDBA)
etc is a great value - rather than having people (managers) try to deduce the
certification level from the half dozen individual exams listed...
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Exam Broken - Anyone Else Seen This?
I just took my 70-291. One of the questions was a simulation. i won't go
into any detail due to the NDA, but the simulation didn't work. It asked me
to do something and the only way to do it was to use an Administrative Tool.
I tried going to Start-->Programs-->Administrative Tools-->"utility" and
also going through Control Panel-->Administrative Tools-->"utility". The
utility would never come up. I tried over a dozen times. I checked outside
references after the exam and sure enough, the way I tried is DEFINITELY the
way to do it, but obviously, the simulation didn't work correctly.
Unfortunately, I failed the exam by 24 points. Is there anything I can do
about this?? I definitely missed other questions, so my score was close, but
I feel I would have passed if the simulation had worked. I informed the
testing center and they told me it had happened before and they would inform
Microsoft, but that is all they could do.
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WSUS 3.0 Question
I have just implemented a WSUS 3.0 server and had a few questions relating to
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the GP for the domain is configured to look at the WSUS server for updates.
I have noticed that all users can edit their own local GP policy, if they
disable the option in their own local GP will it effect what the domain GP is
set to? Also I notice that my users are able to go to the Windows update
website and get updates, like XP sp3, that I didnt approve on the WSUS
server? Can i disable users from going to the update site? Or is there a
setting I am missing. I am brand new to WSUS so be gentle.
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Recommended Salary??
just wanted to get some feed back. I'm seeing a whole of jobs requesting MCSE
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Failed 70-297 - Need Advice
Hi
I've just taken 70-297 today for the 2nd time and failed with a 675 score. I
think maybe 1 or 2 answers in it :(
Is there any advice from people that have either passed or struggled their
way through it?
I seem to struggle with time as much as anything and working through the
length of the the case study's and extracting the information. The weakest
area on both attempts has been "Creating the Conceptual Design by Gathering
and Analyzing Business and Technical Requirements" which I think perhaps
highlights this.
Haven't had any problems with the previous 5 exams I've taken so finding it
pretty stressful to have hit a wall with this one!
The study material I've used to prepare has been the Sybex 70-297 Study
Guide and the transcender exam sims which I've actually found to be a lot
shorter and easier than the real thing.
Any advice or recommendations are greatly appreciated.....
Many thanks
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MCSE - how easy
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Mcp Status
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i did my mcp in 2006 in server 2003 and windows xp.but now i had lost my
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Books
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Friends we have more then 45 testing centers( vue and prometric both).
On which we will do the exams on the candidates behalf,make them pass
and then provide their results to them, after that candidates will
easily able to check their results online on each vender offical
websites. after checking their results they have to send us payment.
what things we need from the candidates:-
1. candidates full name ( that they want to appear on their
scoresheets and certificaites)
2. candidates full address ( for certificaiton delivery)
3. candidate any photo id proof colour scan copy
4. candidate phone number with country code
Benifits
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No need to Sit anymore for exams by themselves
100% Passing Gaurantee
Pay after check results on Vender official website
prices :- ( all prices are in USD)
Microsoft Any exam :- 500$
ccna :- 1000$
ccnp :- 4000$
ccsp :- 5000$
ccvp :- 5000$
Comptia A+ :- 2200$
Comptia Network+ :- 1400$
comptia Security+ :- 1500$
server+ :- 1500$
ccda :- 1200$
ccdp :- 2400$
ccie Writtern :- 2000$
Check point :- 1100$( each exam)
Citrix ( each exam) =3D 700$
CIW ( each exam) =3D 700$
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Any good 70-536 mock exams out there?
I majored in Computer Science at my university and have an advanced
degree in it, and I have been doing web development for quite a few
years in C#.
I would like to build up my credit through certification. For now, my
planned path is as follows:
MCTS (70-536, 70-528) --> MCPD (70-547).
I have the MCTS Self-Paced Training Kit by Northrup, Wildermuth et
al. Will this kit suffice for 70-536 and 70-528?
I am interested in finding some mock exams. I've just tried one of
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70-291
Hi,
Can anyone recommend the best option (Books) for 291 for a sound preparation
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Web site problems!!
hi there i know it might not be the right forum to post such question but i
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hat server and i also have dansguardian software (blocks certain sites). now
to the problem...i cannot access a particular site which prompts a username
and password upon connecting to it...its giving me authentication error just
as like i have entered a bad username and password...but i did not it gave
it immediately and the dialog did not appear!! i tried connecting directly
to the internet without using this proxy server and it worked like a charm
so problem is not related with browser or software but rather some sort of
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MISSING FILES
Hi;
I am trying to get familar with Windows Server 2003 and just installed a
trial version on my system. The installation completed, but there were a
number of files the Setup could not read when installing files. The missing
files are: cmnicfg.xml, ipcfg.xml, csinfo.xml, potscfg.xml,
pppcfg.xml,xmlp_bec.xdr, xmlp_beu.xdr, xmlp_ecp.xdr, xmlp_fcd.xdr,
xmlp_hlp.xdr, xmlp_mas.xdr, and xmlp_wiz.xdr. I'm assuming their absence in
the configuration will cause problems periodically. Where could I find these
files? Also where in the directory system would I place them and what would
be the best way to accomplish the task of getting them back into the program?
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Touching Cloth
Booked the 70-291 exam in a couple of weeks. I'm really struggling with the
concept of subnetting and the different address ranges you get. No matter
how many books I read i can't get my head around it. Any one got any
suggestions on sites or easy to remember methods.
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Getting MSCE
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MCP # from MCSE NT4.0 still valid?
I am beginning the journey back into Microsoft certifications. I held a MCSE
from the NT 4.0 days, #353568. How do I tell if that number is still valid??
Thank you,
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Learning
Hi,
I want to go to malaysia for study IT 2 months later .And i studied MCSE
courses in Iran till NET INFRA 2 and i want to study Active Directory and ISA
Server in Kuala Lumpur could you tell me where can i found a place for
learning these courses?
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MCSE Exam Materials
Dear Collegues,
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I am a new person in MCSE Certification Track and I also want some
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