Exam order

whats the best order to take the exams, I'm not on a course and doing the
qualification off my own back.
--
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Always looking for help in order to help others.

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 06 13:01:25 CDT 2006

"barney boy" <barneyboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:CAF0FA0B-FAFE-48B7-A488-B0B3379DD776@microsoft.com...
> whats the best order to take the exams, I'm not on a course and doing the
> qualification off my own back.
> --
> Barney
>
> Always looking for help in order to help others.

You must, I repeat MUST take the exams in numerical order. Any other order
will completely invalidate your certification and you must start all over
again. Microsoft keeps close tabs on the order that people take there exams
in, so don't mess around with this!

Similarly, you must read each MOC book from front to back and do not skip
any chapters or read them out of order. Start with the introduction and
table of contents, and do not forget to read the glossary and index when you
are done with all the chapters. Microsoft knows when you've not followed
these guidelines as well, and will fail your exam even if you get every
single answer correct.

Hope this helps!

Have a nice day!

john
Thu Apr 06 13:50:02 CDT 2006

Take 270 first. The XP exam is easier than the server exams and will get you
used to the testing environment. After that its really a question of what
order you want to study. 290 and 291 are pretty darn close to each other in
content so I would plan to take them close to each other to get the most bang
for your buck in terms of study time. Personally I did 290 and 291 next
since that material is really essential for any of the design and
infrastructure stuff.
--
John Strohecker, MCSE


"barney boy" wrote:

> whats the best order to take the exams, I'm not on a course and doing the
> qualification off my own back.
> --
> Barney
>
> Always looking for help in order to help others.

Joseph
Thu Apr 06 14:18:07 CDT 2006

April 6, 2006

I just want the original poster to realize this was extreme sarcasm on
Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.

(And you won't fail an exam if you miss a single question....)

I haven't taken the MCSE exams, so can't comment on the easiest order, but
John gave some good advice.

Good luck!
--
Joseph Bittman
Microsoft Certified Solution Developer
Microsoft Most Valuable Professional -- DPM

Web Site/Blog: http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net/

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eJSkdQaWGHA.4580@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> "barney boy" <barneyboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:CAF0FA0B-FAFE-48B7-A488-B0B3379DD776@microsoft.com...
>> whats the best order to take the exams, I'm not on a course and doing the
>> qualification off my own back.
>> --
>> Barney
>>
>> Always looking for help in order to help others.
>
> You must, I repeat MUST take the exams in numerical order. Any other
> order will completely invalidate your certification and you must start all
> over again. Microsoft keeps close tabs on the order that people take
> there exams in, so don't mess around with this!
>
> Similarly, you must read each MOC book from front to back and do not skip
> any chapters or read them out of order. Start with the introduction and
> table of contents, and do not forget to read the glossary and index when
> you are done with all the chapters. Microsoft knows when you've not
> followed these guidelines as well, and will fail your exam even if you get
> every single answer correct.
>
> Hope this helps!
>
> Have a nice day!
>
>

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 06 14:25:38 CDT 2006

"Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in message
news:OLEDl8aWGHA.2080@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> April 6, 2006
>
> I just want the original poster to realize this was extreme sarcasm on
> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.

The hell you say!

> (And you won't fail an exam if you miss a single question....)

I don't recall stating anything that implied that, but wow... you sure about
that?

> I haven't taken the MCSE exams, so can't comment on the easiest order, but
> John gave some good advice.

Well, I'll just have to read old John's poast then!

> Good luck!

Takes more than luck, kid.

barneyboy
Thu Apr 06 14:55:01 CDT 2006

Thank you John i shall take your advice, I was intending to take 270 first as
I am about to do my MCDST in the next three weeks. Thanks to Frisbee, it was
so nice of you to help. Good job my English sense of humour is warped enough
to have not taken you too seriously. What a way to treat a person in need !!

Barney

Always looking for help in order to help others.

JaR
Thu Apr 06 14:53:39 CDT 2006

"Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in
news:OLEDl8aWGHA.2080@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> I just want the original poster to realize this was extreme sarcasm on
> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.

NO WAY!!!!1111ELEVEN!!!

Sonofagun, you mean that I didn't have to take them all in order?

Man, now you tell me!

Furrfu!

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Frisbee®
Thu Apr 06 15:08:16 CDT 2006

"barney boy" <barneyboy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A05DFE58-BCDF-4BF5-9860-C65AD6BE9D91@microsoft.com...
> Thank you John i shall take your advice, I was intending to take 270 first
> as
> I am about to do my MCDST in the next three weeks. Thanks to Frisbee, it
> was
> so nice of you to help. Good job my English sense of humour is warped
> enough
> to have not taken you too seriously. What a way to treat a person in need
> !!

Well, I'm glad somebody gets it. Maybe you can explain it to humo(u)rless
Mr. Bittman.

Neil
Thu Apr 06 15:08:30 CDT 2006

did you hear =?Utf-8?B?YmFybmV5IGJveQ==?=
<barneyboy@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:A05DFE58-BCDF-4BF5-
9860-C65AD6BE9D91@microsoft.com:

> What a way to treat a person in need !!
>

we aim to please (or at least enjoy a laugh)

and remember all of your questions are answered at

www.microsoft.com/learning

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MitchS
Thu Apr 06 15:18:46 CDT 2006

"Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in message
news:OLEDl8aWGHA.2080@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> April 6, 2006
>
> I just want the original poster to realize this was extreme sarcasm on
> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.

Extreme sarcasm loses much of it's wit and charm when you explicitly explain
it as such, don't you think?

--
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MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Joseph
Thu Apr 06 15:20:47 CDT 2006

April 6, 2006

You are right.... mis-read, sorry... instead you stated you will fail even
if you correctly answer all questions.

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Microsoft Certified Solution Developer
Microsoft Most Valuable Professional -- DPM

Web Site/Blog: http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net/

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:u3y2g$aWGHA.3684@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> "Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in message
> news:OLEDl8aWGHA.2080@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>> April 6, 2006
>>
>> I just want the original poster to realize this was extreme sarcasm on
>> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.
>
> The hell you say!
>
>> (And you won't fail an exam if you miss a single question....)
>
> I don't recall stating anything that implied that, but wow... you sure
> about that?
>
>> I haven't taken the MCSE exams, so can't comment on the easiest order,
>> but John gave some good advice.
>
> Well, I'll just have to read old John's poast then!
>
>> Good luck!
>
> Takes more than luck, kid.
>
>

barneyboy
Thu Apr 06 15:26:02 CDT 2006

if that's the case do they know the lottery results for saturday
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MitchS
Thu Apr 06 15:27:19 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns979D82DCFB971onlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16...
> "Joseph Bittman MVP MCSD" <RyanBittman@msn.com> wrote in
> news:OLEDl8aWGHA.2080@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>> I just want the original poster to realize this was extreme sarcasm on
>> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.
>
> NO WAY!!!!1111ELEVEN!!!
>
> Sonofagun, you mean that I didn't have to take them all in order?
>
> Man, now you tell me!


No doubt, I took all my core exams but took my design exam (70-298) before
my elective (70-227) and had to start over. That really sucked. Now I
can't get my messaging specialization because the exams come before 70-298,
I guess I could start over again... jeez!

--
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MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Briscobar
Thu Apr 06 15:34:51 CDT 2006

barney boy <barneyboy@discussions.microsoft.com> rambled:
>
> if that's the case do they know the lottery results for saturday

Yes, but you'll have to download the trial version of Microsoft Lottery
Server 2006.

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Death
Thu Apr 06 16:10:43 CDT 2006

> Thank you John i shall...

do as you say. I shall protect the village and guard the dojo. And I
shall....water the plants.


Death from Above

JaR
Thu Apr 06 17:13:07 CDT 2006

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in
news:#3ifOdbWGHA.2180@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.
>
> Extreme sarcasm loses much of it's wit and charm when you explicitly
> explain it as such, don't you think?

Oh, I dunno. That came off rather well.

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Breadteaser
Thu Apr 06 23:36:01 CDT 2006

I suggest that you take the practice exams backwards, and only if you passed
backward.. then you can go for the real exams in consecutive order
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It makes me sleep peacefully knowing that I didnâ??t hurt any innocent people



"barney boy" wrote:

> whats the best order to take the exams, I'm not on a course and doing the
> qualification off my own back.
> --
> Barney
>
> Always looking for help in order to help others.

Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:45:54 CDT 2006

**JaR's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in
> news:#3ifOdbWGHA.2180@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:
>
>>> Frisbee's part, and you DO NOT have to take them in numerical order.
>>
>> Extreme sarcasm loses much of it's wit and charm when you explicitly
>> explain it as such, don't you think?
>
> Oh, I dunno. That came off rather well.
>
I thoroughly enjoyed it!

I'm gonna start reading up on Exam #1 tomorrow.

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MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:49:09 CDT 2006

**Briscobar's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> barney boy <barneyboy@discussions.microsoft.com> rambled:
>>
>> if that's the case do they know the lottery results for saturday
>
> Yes, but you'll have to download the trial version of Microsoft
> Lottery Server 2006.
>
But you'll have to buy the full version, as the Trial Version only gives you
numbers from the previous week.

--
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MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Bigus
Thu Apr 06 23:50:34 CDT 2006

**Death from Above's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
>> Thank you John i shall...
>
> do as you say. I shall protect the village and guard the dojo. And I
> shall....water the plants.
>
HEY!!! The bathroom is out back. Don't go p!ssing on my plants!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

barneyboy
Fri Apr 07 01:07:01 CDT 2006

Good Lord, did both of your brain cells collaborate to give that answer or
are they working independantly.
--
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Always looking for help in order to help others.


"Bread-teaser" wrote:

> I suggest that you take the practice exams backwards, and only if you passed
> backward.. then you can go for the real exams in consecutive order
> --
> I really enjoy talking to as-sholes on the net.
> It makes me sleep peacefully knowing that I didnâ??t hurt any innocent people
>
>
>

Briscobar
Fri Apr 07 08:30:56 CDT 2006

Bigus Di©kus <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> rambled:
>>
>> Yes, but you'll have to download the trial version of Microsoft
>> Lottery Server 2006.
>>
> But you'll have to buy the full version, as the Trial Version only
> gives you numbers from the previous week.

No, that was Lottery Server 2003. LS2006 Trial version only gives you the
"Lost numbers". 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

--
KB

MCNGP #26
www.mcngp.com has explored Antarctica. Nude.

Briscobar
Fri Apr 07 08:35:49 CDT 2006

Bigus Di©kus <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> rambled:
>>
>> do as you say. I shall protect the village and guard the dojo. And
>> I shall....water the plants.
>>
> HEY!!! The bathroom is out back. Don't go p!ssing on my plants!

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4737692

--
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MCNGP #26
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Bigus
Fri Apr 07 08:44:36 CDT 2006

**barney boy's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Good Lord, did both of your brain cells collaborate to give that
> answer or are they working independantly.
>
Barney, you are giving him WAY too much credit. There is no possible way
that two cells could even occupy that Pea-sized head of his.

--
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MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Bigus
Fri Apr 07 08:50:43 CDT 2006

**Briscobar's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Bigus Di©kus <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> rambled:
>>>
>>> do as you say. I shall protect the village and guard the dojo. And
>>> I shall....water the plants.
>>>
>> HEY!!! The bathroom is out back. Don't go p!ssing on my plants!
>
> http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4737692
>
YES!!!!! Grow your own Bloody Mary. Would that not be the most amazing
thing?

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Neil
Fri Apr 07 13:01:34 CDT 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in news:
#vvnHdkWGHA.1228@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

huh, teh clock in my room just flipped over to 108

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Kline
Fri Apr 07 14:34:42 CDT 2006

>Well, I'm glad somebody gets it. Maybe you can explain it to humo(u)rless
>Mr. Bittman.

that's Master bittman

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Fri Apr 07 14:36:06 CDT 2006

>I thoroughly enjoyed it!
>
>I'm gonna start reading up on Exam #1 tomorrow.

yeah me too. Can't wait for the beta of exam #2 to come out
though.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Fri Apr 07 14:37:20 CDT 2006

>No, that was Lottery Server 2003. LS2006 Trial version only gives you the
>"Lost numbers". 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.

You've not installed SP 1 have you?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Fri Apr 07 14:41:24 CDT 2006

>Good Lord, did both of your brain cells collaborate to give that answer or
>are they working independantly.

sorry but fmsmcse (the OP) only has one brain cell. Mind you, if he
mind melded with lowdes, I believe that would equate to two brain
cells :-)

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:40:31 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Kline Sphere spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> yeah me too. Can't wait for the beta of exam #2 to come out
> though.....
>
Was that Windows 1 still? That's gonna be some difficult reading!

BTW...How many questions are on the exam? And what types? Cuz, you know that
make a difference in how I study.


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MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 14:41:02 CDT 2006

"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:1mfd32d2fi7b6agmqf5g2vm3lsit5i5dqr@4ax.com...
> >Well, I'm glad somebody gets it. Maybe you can explain it to
> >humo(u)rless
>>Mr. Bittman.
>
> that's Master bittman

Roflcopters!

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 14:43:02 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, Kline Sphere spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
>
> You've not installed SP 1 have you?
>
They're up to SP1 already...geez....slow down people...I have barely enough
money to play the numbers as it is.

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MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

JaR
Fri Apr 07 16:37:39 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in news:uJWjwsnWGHA.4972
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>
> Roflcopters!

Where! Where!

Wait a sec, I'm adjusting my tinfoil hat!

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JaR
Fri Apr 07 16:36:31 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in
news:eu4$tsnWGHA.4620@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

>
> BTW...How many questions are on the exam? And what types? Cuz, you
> know that make a difference in how I study.

On that exam there is only 2 questions. One is on the special Microsoft
keyboard; http://www.kiwassee.org/new_microsoft_keyboard.jpg and the
other is on what to do if that doesn't work.

Bad news is, both must be answered correctly to pass. Sorry lowdes,
breadfruit, et al.

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JaR
Fri Apr 07 16:39:47 CDT 2006

"Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> wrote in
news:OBEQIunWGHA.3448@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> << While I was at work, Kline Sphere spurted out:
> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>
>> You've not installed SP 1 have you?
>>
> They're up to SP1 already...geez....slow down people...I have barely
> enough money to play the numbers as it is.
>

No, no, he was just warning you NOT to install it. SP1 crashes Intel and
AMD boxen.

Runs fine on Macs, however.

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JaR
Fri Apr 07 16:40:54 CDT 2006

Kline Sphere <.@> wrote in news:fsfd32h00n6i9fah00cti5lf04len3heaa@4ax.com:

> Mind you, if he
> mind melded with lowdes, I believe that would equate to two brain
> cells :-)

Excuse me. I must raise a Quirk objection here.

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Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 16:54:10 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in
> news:eu4$tsnWGHA.4620@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> BTW...How many questions are on the exam? And what types? Cuz, you
>> know that make a difference in how I study.
>
> On that exam there is only 2 questions. One is on the special
> Microsoft keyboard;
> http://www.kiwassee.org/new_microsoft_keyboard.jpg and the other is
> on what to do if that doesn't work.
>
> Bad news is, both must be answered correctly to pass. Sorry lowdes,
> breadfruit, et al.
>
I suppose for lowdes and superfruit that would be almost impossible to master.

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MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 16:56:41 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in
> news:OBEQIunWGHA.3448@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> << While I was at work, Kline Sphere spurted out:
>> <<------------------------------------------>>
>>>
>>> You've not installed SP 1 have you?
>>>
>> They're up to SP1 already...geez....slow down people...I have barely
>> enough money to play the numbers as it is.
>>
>
> No, no, he was just warning you NOT to install it. SP1 crashes Intel
> and AMD boxen.
>
> Runs fine on Macs, however.
>
OH GREAT!!!! Now that I've got it installed you tell me!!! Ok, plz be posting
dumps on how to uninstall MS Lottery Server 2003 SP1.


(What's funny is there is gonna be some poor schmuck that googles "Lottery" and
sees this thread.)
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-- You can't have it...it's *mine*

Di©kus
Fri Apr 07 17:01:22 CDT 2006

<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
<<------------------------------------------>>
> Kline Sphere <.@> wrote in
> news:fsfd32h00n6i9fah00cti5lf04len3heaa@4ax.com:
>
>> Mind you, if he
>> mind melded with lowdes, I believe that would equate to two brain
>> cells :-)
>
> Excuse me. I must raise a Quirk objection here.
>
I was thinking his math was a little "fuzzy" too. If lowdes and breadtwister
mind melded, they would become.....wait a sec....I see, that was a trick
question....they're both mindless fools, they can't mind meld.

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LRM
Fri Apr 07 18:21:56 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: barney boy assaulted us with:
> Good Lord, did both of your brain cells collaborate to give that
> answer or are they working independantly.
>
>> I suggest that you take the practice exams backwards, and only if
>> you passed backward.. then you can go for the real exams in
>> consecutive order --
>> I really enjoy talking to as-sholes on the net.
>> It makes me sleep peacefully knowing that I didn't hurt any innocent
>> people

Say, you catch on kinda quick, seems like you have a sense of humor too. Now
if you could just do something about that nasty top posting handicap...
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Frisbee®
Fri Apr 07 19:41:20 CDT 2006

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns979E944D25138onlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16...
> "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> wrote in
> news:eu4$tsnWGHA.4620@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> BTW...How many questions are on the exam? And what types? Cuz, you
>> know that make a difference in how I study.
>
> On that exam there is only 2 questions. One is on the special Microsoft
> keyboard; http://www.kiwassee.org/new_microsoft_keyboard.jpg and the
> other is on what to do if that doesn't work.
>
> Bad news is, both must be answered correctly to pass. Sorry lowdes,
> breadfruit, et al.

YOU VIOLATE MCNGP NDA! YOU GET PUNISHED NOW! LRM BRING WHIP!

(It's my turn to violate the MCNGP NDA next)

LRM
Fri Apr 07 19:50:44 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Frisbee® assaulted us with:

>
> YOU VIOLATE MCNGP NDA! YOU GET PUNISHED NOW! LRM BRING WHIP!
>
> (It's my turn to violate the MCNGP NDA next)

Sweet! It's a party!
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Neil
Sat Apr 08 09:46:48 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇö?.©??> say in
news:OU96z4oWGHA.3660@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

>
> (What's funny is there is gonna be some poor schmuck that googles
> "Lottery" and sees this thread.)

worse still, someone will e-mail MS and request said server...

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.


immediately followed by the request for how many questions are on the
exam, who the youngest certified Microsoft Certified Lottery Professional
is and how to get dumps for teh exam...

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- I know a good tagline when I steal one.

Neil
Sat Apr 08 09:47:57 CDT 2006

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns979E947DDEE3Fonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.248.16:

> Wait a sec, I'm adjusting my tinfoil hat!
>

you're still using tin? Lead is the way to go buddy!

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- I have a 14400bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.

Neil
Sat Apr 08 09:48:55 CDT 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:OTCJlUqWGHA.2064@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> (It's my turn to violate the MCNGP NDA next)
>

*forms line behind Fris*

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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- "Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson

Bigus
Sat Apr 08 10:52:05 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
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> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <Bigus Di©kus@¹¥çÇöZ.©Yo> say in
> news:OU96z4oWGHA.3660@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> (What's funny is there is gonna be some poor schmuck that googles
>> "Lottery" and sees this thread.)
>
> worse still, someone will e-mail MS and request said server...
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> immediately followed by the request for how many questions are on the
> exam, who the youngest certified Microsoft Certified Lottery
> Professional is and how to get dumps for teh exam...
>
Even more worse still.....MS will eventually see the need to Develop said
server, and create exams for it.

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Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

Neil
Sat Apr 08 15:20:38 CDT 2006

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news:uM9FIQyWGHA.4324@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> Even more worse still.....MS will eventually see the need to Develop
> said server, and create exams for it

MCNGP better get royalties

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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Balanced Budget.

JaR
Sat Apr 08 15:58:12 CDT 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in news:OTCJlUqWGHA.2064
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> YOU VIOLATE MCNGP NDA! YOU GET PUNISHED NOW! LRM BRING WHIP!

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!! Finally!!!!!11111!!!ONE11!!

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JaR
MCNGP #22
Remove hat to reply

Bigus
Sat Apr 08 17:49:00 CDT 2006

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
> news:uM9FIQyWGHA.4324@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> Even more worse still.....MS will eventually see the need to Develop
>> said server, and create exams for it
>
> MCNGP better get royalties
>
If not, we hire a good Layer and Sue.

We do have Layers, right?

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Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

LRM
Sat Apr 08 19:24:12 CDT 2006

All gawked in amazement when: Bigus Di©kus assaulted us with:
> **Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
> <<-------------------------------->>
>> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
>> news:uM9FIQyWGHA.4324@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Even more worse still.....MS will eventually see the need to Develop
>>> said server, and create exams for it
>>
>> MCNGP better get royalties
>>
> If not, we hire a good Layer and Sue.
>
> We do have Layers, right?

A layer named Sue? I think she quit. At least there hasn't been a layer
named Sue that I recall. I also don't recall any legal minds in the group
named Sue. Maybe we need to ask Consultant on this.

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LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

Neil
Sat Apr 08 19:38:32 CDT 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in
news:#vU0vv2WGHA.3848@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> A layer named Sue? I think she quit. At least there hasn't been a
> layer named Sue that I recall. I also don't recall any legal minds in
> the group named Sue. Maybe we need to ask Consultant on this.

tru dat, ours is named Diana

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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Multitasking: screw up several things at once

MitchS
Mon Apr 10 09:19:50 CDT 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns979F6DD406D0Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...

> you're still using tin? Lead is the way to go buddy!

I would, but I melted it down for my cell phone microwave protector.

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Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com