Enterprise

I want to get an MCSE , so I can control permissions on the USS Enterprise .
How do I fix it so that Mr Spock only has access to the anti-matter printer
?

Kirk out .

anonymous
Sun May 09 01:01:04 CDT 2004

The enterprise did not use Windows NT. U have to use a program called "chmod"!
I m not sure but i think they were pre-unix even maybee cp/m
What they did not show U is the huge card reader that toook up most of the space on the Enterprise
ever noticed how they had all that space and you saw the transporter room, The bridge, the Sick bay. The rest of the enterprise was a very large anolog relay depenant system with a total 120 HZ 1k,

Picard
Sun May 09 17:20:45 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>I want to get an MCSE , so I can control permissions on
the USS Enterprise .
>How do I fix it so that Mr Spock only has access to the
anti-matter printer
>?
>
>Kirk out .
>
What are you doing out of the retired officers home? The
computers on the enterprise do not use any form of
software by the ancient earth company known as Microsoft.
In fact they went out of business back in 2010. It's
founder, William Gates committed suicide soon after being
found guilty of copyright violation and market
monopolization. In fact a version of his software was once
used by NASA for a manned mission to Mars. That mission
failed when the onboard computer computer crashed due to a
conflict between the operating system and the driver for
the atomic drive controller. Sadly all hands were lost and
Microsoft was fined billions of US dollars.

Now quit bothering Spock and go back to your room at the
retirement home befor I call security.

Picard out

anonymous
Mon May 10 00:56:04 CDT 2004

they used LINUX for the mission to mars.

billyw
Mon May 10 07:13:09 CDT 2004

t'pol has great tits

"Captin Kirk" <kirk@kirk.kirk> wrote in message
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> I want to get an MCSE , so I can control permissions on the USS Enterprise
.
> How do I fix it so that Mr Spock only has access to the anti-matter
printer
> ?
>
> Kirk out .
>
>
>
>

billLASTINIT
Mon May 10 07:24:39 CDT 2004

billyw wrote:
> t'pol has great tits

I'd hit seven of nine.

--
Fris "And Savak from Wrath of Kahn" bee®

Certaholics
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billyw
Mon May 10 08:15:07 CDT 2004

yup.... agreed..

but t'pol looks dirtier.. a swollower at the very least by my estimations


"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
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> billyw wrote:
> > t'pol has great tits
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> I'd hit seven of nine.
>
> --
> Fris "And Savak from Wrath of Kahn" bee®
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

Mike
Mon May 10 09:20:59 CDT 2004

WWSD?
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(What Would Shatner Do?)

billLASTINIT
Mon May 10 09:36:38 CDT 2004

Mike T. wrote:
> WWSD?
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> (What Would Shatner Do?)

Denny Craig

Ken
Mon May 10 09:39:13 CDT 2004

"Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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> WWSD?
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I....



don't.....



know....



What....



*would*.....



Shatner....



do?????


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Obvious
Mon May 10 10:52:58 CDT 2004

>-----Original Message-----
>they used LINUX for the mission to mars.

If you noticed, Picard said "...computer crashed due to a
conflict between the operating system and the driver for
the atomic drive controller."

That's OBVIOUSLY referring to ANOTHER mission to mars.

JaR
Mon May 10 11:08:26 CDT 2004

ANON opined, On 5/9/04 10:56 PM:
> they used LINUX for the mission to mars.

They used Linux for the MANNED mission?

I must have been out that day.

JaR
Blocked Thug

Neil
Mon May 10 11:26:04 CDT 2004

JaR <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:uB$osiqNEHA.1616
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> JaR
> Blocked Thug

try more fiber....

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"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

The
Mon May 10 13:07:18 CDT 2004

>Fris "And Savak from Wrath of Kahn" bee®

You mean Cheers...

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Mike
Mon May 10 14:19:11 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns94E57E7DD670Bneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
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> try more fiber....
>

We don't need more fiber...we

NEED MORE COWBELL!

Rowdy
Mon May 10 21:03:01 CDT 2004

"Captin Kirk" <kirk@kirk.kirk> wrote in
news:2g5bg7F4ic9eU1@uni-berlin.de:

> I want to get an MCSE , so I can control permissions on the USS
> Enterprise . How do I fix it so that Mr Spock only has access to the
> anti-matter printer ?
>
> Kirk out .
>
>
>
>

LOL!!!

thanks pretty good... :-)

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
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