Employment Opportunites

The Venus Group is a specialist Search Consultancy operating solely within
Telecommunications Research and Development. We have now been operating in
this industry for 13 years, and over that time we have acquired a wealth of
expertise and knowledge. The approach we take is very different to that of
an ordinary recruitment agency, operating a more realistic consultancy
service with both the candidate and the client.

At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one year's
experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for
employement within Surrey.

Please forward your CV to the address below if you would like to find out
more information about, be submitted for our current vacancy; or if you would
like to register your CV for any future vacancies which arise.

Regards,
--
Nathan White
The Venus Group

Direct Line: (01242) 220012
nathan@thevenusgroup.com

Dave
Mon Sep 19 10:21:52 CDT 2005

"The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1A3032A7-8D74-4E8D-A46B-F9E525D387D0@microsoft.com...
> The Venus Group is a specialist Search Consultancy operating solely within
> Telecommunications Research and Development.
"Venus Group", sounds more like a p0rn production company.

> We have now been operating in
> this industry for 13 years, and over that time we have acquired a wealth
> of
> expertise and knowledge. The approach we take is very different to that
> of
> an ordinary recruitment agency, operating a more realistic consultancy
> service with both the candidate and the client.
So you are *that* good you have to spam a ng to get business...

> At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
> year's
> experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for
> employement within Surrey.
... and you can't even spam the correct ng at that. This ng is for people
who are studying for the MCSE, not for those already qualified, "cert" and
"exam" in the ng title being the clues here. For those readers outside the
country, as this is a globally accessible ng, Surrey is somewhere down
bottom of the UK.

> Please forward your CV to the address below if you would like to find out
> more information about, be submitted for our current vacancy; or if you
> would
> like to register your CV for any future vacancies which arise.

Spambot food:
nathan@thevenusgroup.com
nathan@thevenusgroup.com
nathan@thevenusgroup.com
nathan@thevenusgroup.com
nathan@thevenusgroup.com

molsonexpert
Mon Sep 19 10:30:34 CDT 2005


"The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1A3032A7-8D74-4E8D-A46B-F9E525D387D0@microsoft.com...
>
> At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
> year's
> experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for
> employement within Surrey.
>
> Regards,
> --
> Nathan White
> The Venus Group
>
> Direct Line: (01242) 220012
> nathan@thevenusgroup.com
>

Probably the cynic in me, but does this suggest the MCSE designation is more
important than experience (i.e. a whole year)?

Just wondering.

steve.

TheVenusGroup
Mon Sep 19 10:44:09 CDT 2005

The MCSE and the experience are of equal importance. The experience required
is a minimum of one year, but it is not sufficient to have the experience
alone, you must also be in possession of the MCSE.
--
Nathan White
The Venus Group

Direct Line: (01242) 220012
nathan@thevenusgroup.com



"molsonexpert" wrote:

>
> "The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:1A3032A7-8D74-4E8D-A46B-F9E525D387D0@microsoft.com...
> >
> > At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
> > year's
> > experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for
> > employement within Surrey.
> >
> > Regards,
> > --
> > Nathan White
> > The Venus Group
> >
> > Direct Line: (01242) 220012
> > nathan@thevenusgroup.com
> >
>
> Probably the cynic in me, but does this suggest the MCSE designation is more
> important than experience (i.e. a whole year)?
>
> Just wondering.
>
> steve.
>
>
>

MitchS
Mon Sep 19 10:59:55 CDT 2005

The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:44094BF3-D260-4B17-B3DD-18E84976CA76@microsoft.com...> The MCSE and the
experience are of equal importance. The experience required
> is a minimum of one year, but it is not sufficient to have the experience
> alone, you must also be in possession of the MCSE.

So an Admin with 17 yrs experience building and administering systems who is
say 2 tests shy of his MCSE is not qualified?
--
Mitch "Now, where can I buy an MCSE?" S.
MCSA, A+, Net+, CCNA

m0rk
Mon Sep 19 13:16:06 CDT 2005

one 'whole' year?

if they've been in the business for 13 years, you'd think they'd want an MCSE
with more than a years experience. Otherwise this post reads:

We are a bullsh!t company, looking for an ex-stamp lickin a.s.s.f.u.c.k.e.r. who
has just got himself an MCSE, using dumps.

nanu nanu

"The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1A3032A7-8D74-4E8D-A46B-F9E525D387D0@microsoft.com...
| The Venus Group is a specialist Search Consultancy operating solely within
| Telecommunications Research and Development. We have now been operating in
| this industry for 13 years, and over that time we have acquired a wealth of
| expertise and knowledge. The approach we take is very different to that of
| an ordinary recruitment agency, operating a more realistic consultancy
| service with both the candidate and the client.
|
| At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one year's
| experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for
| employement within Surrey.
*snip*

m0rk
Mon Sep 19 13:17:33 CDT 2005

that puts lowdes outta the picture then.

"MitchS" <imnot@home.now> wrote in message
news:%23V9NvMTvFHA.2132@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
| The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
| news:44094BF3-D260-4B17-B3DD-18E84976CA76@microsoft.com...>

| So an Admin with 17 yrs experience building and administering systems who is
| say 2 tests shy of his MCSE is not qualified?
| --
| Mitch "Now, where can I buy an MCSE?" S.
| MCSA, A+, Net+, CCNA

T-Bone
Mon Sep 19 13:20:07 CDT 2005

"The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
> At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
year's
> experience handling technical support enquiries...

So your client requires an MCSE for a help desk job?
--
T-Bone
MCNGP XL

m0rk
Mon Sep 19 13:24:00 CDT 2005

it's asshole companies like this who de-value certifications, by pitching the
requirments for low end jobs; way too high. All that happens is that people look
for ways to get around the system, even if that means cheating. enter the
braindumper.

m0rk

"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:eigalaUvFHA.3688@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
| "The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
| > At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
| year's
| > experience handling technical support enquiries...
|
| So your client requires an MCSE for a help desk job?
| --
| T-Bone
| MCNGP XL
|
|

Nicola
Tue Sep 20 12:53:24 CDT 2005


"The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:44094BF3-D260-4B17-B3DD-18E84976CA76@microsoft.com...
> The MCSE and the experience are of equal importance. The experience
> required
> is a minimum of one year, but it is not sufficient to have the experience
> alone, you must also be in possession of the MCSE.
> --
> Nathan White
> The Venus Group
>
> Direct Line: (01242) 220012
> nathan@thevenusgroup.com
>
>
>
> "molsonexpert" wrote:
>
>>
>> "The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
>> message
>> news:1A3032A7-8D74-4E8D-A46B-F9E525D387D0@microsoft.com...
>> >
>> > At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
>> > year's
>> > experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be looking for
>> > employement within Surrey.
>> >
>> > Regards,
>> > --
>> > Nathan White
>> > The Venus Group
>> >
>> > Direct Line: (01242) 220012
>> > nathan@thevenusgroup.com
>> >
>>
>> Probably the cynic in me, but does this suggest the MCSE designation is
>> more
>> important than experience (i.e. a whole year)?
>>
>> Just wondering.
>>
>> steve.
>>
>>
>>

This has got me incensed.

Typical - I have 11 years experience, but no MCSE
I don't claim to know everything, but I do know that most MCSE certified
people I've met have less knowledge than me.

MitchS
Tue Sep 20 14:09:59 CDT 2005

"Nicola Redwood" <nospam@lineone.net> wrote in message
news:%23nGThqgvFHA.4032@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...

> Typical - I have 11 years experience, but no MCSE
> I don't claim to know everything, but I do know that most MCSE certified
> people I've met have less knowledge than me.

It's not about knowledge, it's about meeting the requirements. HR has
strict guidelines dontcha know.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCSA, A+, Net+, CCNA

Dave
Tue Sep 20 19:02:33 CDT 2005

"The Venus Group" <TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:44094BF3-D260-4B17-B3DD-18E84976CA76@microsoft.com...
> The MCSE and the experience are of equal importance. The experience
> required
> is a minimum of one year, but it is not sufficient to have the experience
> alone, you must also be in possession of the MCSE.
Clueless, clearly clueless.

JaR
Sun Sep 25 15:54:28 CDT 2005

=?Utf-8?B?VGhlIFZlbnVzIEdyb3Vw?=
<TheVenusGroup@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:1A3032A7-8D74-4E8D-A46B-F9E525D387D0@microsoft.com:

> The Venus Group is a specialist Search Consultancy operating solely
> within Telecommunications Research and Development. We have now been
> operating in this industry for 13 years, and over that time we have
> acquired a wealth of expertise and knowledge. The approach we take is
> very different to that of an ordinary recruitment agency, operating a
> more realistic consultancy service with both the candidate and the
> client.
>

Sure you do, pumpkin. Because your corporatespeak says you are, it must
be so. If you are so different, why are you trotting out the same old
drivel?

> At present we are appealing to MCSE certified professionals, with one
> year's experience handling technical support enquiries, who may be
> looking for employement within Surrey.
>

One year's experience on a hell desk and a meaningless cert? Are you
fscking nuts? Do you even know what an MCSE is supposed to represent? Not
a helldesk droid, bucko.

BTW, Surrey, England? Surrey, British Columbia?

> Please forward your CV to the address below if you would like to find
> out more information about, be submitted for our current vacancy; or
> if you would like to register your CV for any future vacancies which
> arise.

Not bleeding likely, mate.

--
JaR
Remove hat to reply
*This Space for Rent*

Kline
Mon Sep 26 03:03:22 CDT 2005

>> The Venus Group is a specialist Search Consultancy operating solely
>> within Telecommunications Research and Development. We have now been
>> operating in this industry for 13 years, and over that time we have
>> acquired a wealth of expertise and knowledge. The approach we take is
>> very different to that of an ordinary recruitment agency, operating a
>> more realistic consultancy service with both the candidate and the
>> client.
>>
>
>Sure you do, pumpkin. Because your corporatespeak says you are, it must
>be so. If you are so different, why are you trotting out the same old
>drivel?

I really cannot believe why company with any self esteem would use
these type of companies to find employees. I guess companies have so
much money they just can't burn in quick enough....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Mon Sep 26 10:58:32 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Kline Sphere spewed across the ether:

> I really cannot believe why company with any self esteem would use
> these type of companies to find employees. I guess companies have so
> much money they just can't burn in quick enough....

Fscking parasites.

And manglement can't open the company coffers fast enough for them. There's
no money for any new printers, but let some dipwad in an $800 suit show up
and take the owner to lunch, and *WHAM* we've got a shiny! new $150,000.00
Motivational Program. Or Hiring Program. Or what-fscking-ever-useless-
waste-of-time-&-resources.

Grrrr...

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com

Neil
Mon Sep 26 11:23:03 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96DD5B4E791B1Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> but let some dipwad in an $800 suit show up
> and take the owner to lunch, and *WHAM* we've got a shiny! new
> $150,000.00 Motivational Program. Or Hiring Program. Or
> what-fscking-ever-useless- waste-of-time-&-resources.

feh, private sector. If this had been a gummint, there would be at LEAST a
cool million spent. And we would have gotten something much more useless as
well.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- What? Monday again! Didn't we have that last week?