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administration charge for the service.
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ccna :- 900 usd
ccnp :- 9990 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 850 usd each exam
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sap each exam :- 1200 usd
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OT: Any MCNGP in Seattle
So... I don't keep up with the locations of my brethren..... so sue me.
Heading to Seattle for half a week... not a bad gig... go out to our
"sister" center out there and explain how the programming I am doing is going
to "ease" their jobs. Anyway, work is flying me out and putting me up at the
Hyatt of all places. Got a Corporate Credit card to boot. That Ruth's Chris
steak house is calling my name. Anyway, any other MCNGP'ers out that way? Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204145
OT: Let it all out!!!
I normally don't cross-post, but for this I felt it was necessary. Mainly
because I'm being lazy and I didn't want to have to go into my sent items
and forward it to the other groups. Besides, you don't mind do you? Didn't
think so, thanks. ;-)
Anyways, on to what I'm posting about. Two main reasons: 1) To let everyone,
that hasn't heard about CertGuard, know what we are about, and 2) to let
everyone know about the New forum that I just started within CertGuard.
CertGuard, if you don't already know, is trying to keep the value of your IT
Certifications at a point where they still have some value. For quite some
time now (at least 5 years), br@indump companies and cheaters that use those
braindumps have been devaluing the IT Industry by entering our field of work
with no regard of the hard work that MOST of you put into studying for and
EARNING your certifications.
I started CertGuard just a few months ago when I decided that enough is
enough. When I realized that there are people out there that will perform
outrageous tasks to get someone else certified, I went ballistic and started
contacting everyone I knew about this. Without going into detail about it,
I'll just say that I've made quite a few new contacts and that we are taking
care of business. Your Certifications are looking somewhat better (not that
anyone would really know, right?).
One thing we are trying to accomplish through the CertGuard Forums is to get
industry wide recognition for being one of the few truly br@indump-free
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underwear, OT: Let it all out!!! is the place to b!tch about it. OT: Let it
all out!!! is not censored and it's open to people that register with
CertGuard (sorry, that's the way the forum software is set up).
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- You think you know IT?!
-- Check out the new forums at: http://www.CertGuard.com/forums/ Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204117
OT: Monday Bragadociousness
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I'm so happy, I'm going to tiny it for you:
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SFW.
Ken Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204104
MCSE related forum
Can anyone recommend an MCSE related forum? I was using examnotes for a
while, but evidently they're br@indumpers. Actually a few forums i used
to go to some of the practice questions on there were a little 2 close
to the real thing for my taste. as soon as i get a chance, im gonna
report them to MS so hopefully theyll get taken down. so if anyone can
recommend a couple certification forums/sites for me i'd really
appreciate it.
Ive been having the hardest time finding proper study materials and
resources. its like you have to be extra cautious on what you read and
what practice tests you use. out of the 7 cert exams ive taken, 3 of
them (ccna, 70-270, 70-217)have had almost word for word answers that
ive seen on either different cert sites or exam sim. im trying my
hardest not to be immoral and cheat, because i want to earn my certs,
but its almost impossible to find good testing suites thats also legit. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204057
OT: Note to MCNGP
For those of you who have access to the stuper secrit site, I have
'splained my future abscence.
For those of you with out access - TOUGH! ok, I might not be around (like
you care) much any more.
It was a hoot!
--
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- EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204040
OT: Logical Response Machines
[with all due respect to estrogen on a stick]
"Just A Girl"
No Doubt
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
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'Cause I'm just a girl, little 'ol me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights
Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear
'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive Late at night
I'm just a girl,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
I'm just a girl,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a girl, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some
I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to Is making me numb
I'm just a girl, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a girl, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison
Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!!
Oh...I've had it up to here! Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204035
network problems?
I have 2 pcs at home, I installed server 2003 on pc1 with IP address:
192.168.0.5, the domain name is aero.com and windows xp on pc2 with ip
address: 192.168.0.7, I used a d-link router to link them together.
my questions are: 1.when I tried to ping the pc each other, why it doesn't
work?
2. I tried to join pc2 to the domain aero.com,
it showed me " can't find the domain"
my understanding is they are on the same network, should be able to ping
each other, can anyone please help me out, thank you very much in advance. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204032
OT: IE RC Clean up is flawed
Normaliz.dll
what a bummer, after installing IE7 RC, be careful what you uninstall!
Normaliz.dll not found when trying to start explorer.exe... it was time for
the quarterly reinstall, anyway, but...
That does it for running beta on production machines for a while (except
virtualized, of course).
one might say that you should never use beta software in production
environment, but I haven't had much problems since NT5 got to beta 2, so
these kind of flaws are surprising, anyway.
- are MS betas getting more unstable these days?
- hasn't MS got as good testers anymore?
- has MS employed too many Java people as architects?
- are MS developers playing too much with process (scrum, xp, what have you)
to get the job done preoperly?
- are all the fantastic MS developers converting into mediocre process
reenginering people?
- am I just expecting too much?
- are all the good developers bound up in Vista and Longhorn, ?
...I mean, it is primarily a search-engine war, so the browser setup
experience should be important, yes?
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I know a lot of folks crashing on 291. Wanted to know the best way to prep
for this test. Recommendations? Sources?
TX Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 204002
Need 4 a help ...MCSE
Dear All,
I would like to study for MCSE ...and i have no more info about how i can
get this certificate ...can u help me please ??? Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203996
OT: Buncha little girls in this place.
Give me your gun. Show me a terrorist. I'll blow their brains out.
Try me.
And afterwards, I will proceed to pistol whip LRM repeatedly and without
mercy -- until she pretends to make me toast -- and even for a long time
afterward -- just for my own personal edification.
After THAT, I'll blow my own brains out, so I don't have to think at 6am
about a bunch of girly men who post into newsgroups about how they have a
right to have guns they never use.
It's time for my nap. Get back to your jobs and your miserable little lives,
you simpering sacks of milksquirt.
FREEDOM IS THE F-WORD. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203984
OT: How I'm Going To Change The World
I was really disappointed the other day to see 'Flowers For Algernon'
leaving the group. After making such a great contribution here, and only
having to post one message to do so... that's a person I'm truly going to
miss.
Progress on InterNeil 2.0, the NNTP posting program everyone seems
interested in talking to, has been going well, with the computer
successfully creating posts under it's OTHMAN moniker in a variety of
groups. It was interesting to see the reaction it got here, especially when
it's existance was reinforced by the apparent involvement of a third
party -- creating the illusion of realism. I haven't quite got it down yet,
it needs a few routines for scanning posts and identifying the people it
communicates with, but 'microsoft.public.nntp.test' and
'microsoft.public.msagent' are as good a places as any to continue with
development. Quite an interesting bit of social engineering, and expect to
hear more from it, and other NNTP posting programs, in the future.
I've decided that the way to solve the world's problems is to write about
them in newsgroups. I'll point to bad things that have happened in the past
as justification for my current wrong behavior, and let everyone know that
if they don't agree with my point of view, I'll beat them up or shoot them.
That always seems to work for the terrorists. And if it's good enough for
the terrorists, it's good enough for me.
doogie howser Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203975
We Will Not Forget
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Bringing this up to remind everyone.... lest we ever forget.
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OT: potato famine in nigeria
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OT: Thursday Irritation
You know what bugs me? When a luser calls and insists that the server lost
their file. I mean c'mon, how would that even be possible. It also irritates
me when they want me to find it for them. I mean c'mon, how the h3ll do I
know where they put the fvckin' thing. Can you guess what my last phone call
was about? Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203893
Romulan Phrases
Advise me (answer a query) ------ Auethn
Announce the presemce/the arrival ------ oal'lhlih
Attend me! ----- Vaed'rae!
Attention! - ----Vaed'rae!
Be Welcome ----- Aefvadh
Best wishes ---- Jolan tru
Can you hear?!? (sarcastic)---- - H'hafiv'au-d?
Can you see?!? (sarcastic) ----- H nafirh'au-d?
Come back here!---- - h'ta-fvau (Literal translation: To last place,
immediate-return!)
Die Dog! ----- yy'a Favi!
Do you know me? ----- I'au'd fiv?
Do you know that Fed? - -----Lloann'na'au-d fiv?
Do you understand? ----- Ssuej-d'fiv? (sup-inf)
Energize!---- - Hna'h!
Fire! - ----Hna'h!
Fire disruptors! ----- ie'yyak-hnah!
Go to... ------ urru
Go to Hell ------- Areinnye'n-hnah!
Good day/night ------ Jolan tru
Hear me! ------ Vaed'rae!
I am hungry ----- Dinglha'mi'kn'
I am lonely ----- Her'u'mi lu'v
I am thirsty ----- Jhme' mi pa'rshed
I'll kill you! ----- yy'Ah-au!
I'm on (going to) the bridge ----- Oira'd'a
I need help ----- Hna'mi kh'a
I need my bondmate - Hna'mi Hru'fir
Indeed ----- Rha
I request (an action) be done at once. ----- sthea'hwill (sup-inf courteous
mode)
Is that so? ----- Rha?
I want you dead! ----- yy'Ah-au!
Klingon dogs are not welcome here! ----- Kll'inghann'na faviin aefvadh fadh!
Let me/us see it ------ Hnafirh'rau
Look here! ----- ta-Krenn!
Madam ----- Lhhei
Oh yes! ---- au'e!
Report to me now! - Hallh'na!
Screen off! - ta'Khoi! (sup-inf)
Screen on! - ta'Rhae! (sup-inf)
Sir - Rekkhai
Thank you - Hann'yyo
That's just enough (barely adequate) - llilla'hu
That will do (barely) - llilla'hu
Understood! - Ssuaj-ha! (inf-sup)
What rank? - Vah-udt?
Who are you (to be asking/doing this)? -------- Vah-udt?
You are a lush!------- - Au-kneu'ginye!
You are an idiot! ------- Au'schm'e'kle!
You are promiscuous! ------- Au'amton'wi-kha!
You are ugly!------ - Au aeh k'nvuk!
You are unfaithful! ------- Au-vagram-hrufir!
You look like a Klingon! ------ Au-'le kll'inghann!
You're mother is a dog! ------- Au nan'ha-favi!
You stole from me! ------- Au'shlo'ck mei n're!
You worm! ------ y'Kllhe! Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203870
Klingon Phrases
Yes. (answer to yes/no question)----- HIja' or HISlaH
No. (answer to yes/no question) --------ghobe'
Yes, OK, I'll do it----------. lu' or luq
No, don't, I won't---------. Qo'
Hello. (Roughly, "What do you want?") ------nuqneH
What's happening? -------qaStaH nuq?
Huh? -------nuqjatlh?
I understand.-------- jIyaj
I don't understand. ------- jIyajbe'
Good! (expression of satisfaction) ------maj
Well done! ----------majQa'
Where is the bathroom? ---------nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'
Come in---------------- yI'el (to more than one person: pe'el)
Come here.--------------------- HIghoS
Go away.-------- naDevvo' yIghoS (to more than one person:
-------------naDevvo' peghoS)
Open the door! ---------lojmIt yIpoSmoH! (See note if you think something
is missing here.)
Don't be silly. -------- yIDoghQo' (to more than one person: peDoghQo')
Your mother has a smooth forehead! --------- Hab SoSlI' Quch! (Note: this is
a powerful insult; don't say it to friends.)
Today is a good day to die. -------------- Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
We are Klingons! ----------- tlhIngan maH!
Happy birthday. ------------ qoSlIj DatIvjaj (to more than one person:
qoSraj botIvjaj)
What time is it? ----------------'arlogh Qoylu'pu'? (Literally, "How many
times has it [presumably some traditional hour alarm] been heard?")
Shut up!---------- bIjatlh 'e' yImev (to more than one person: Sujatlh 'e'
yImev)
That's great news! -------------buy' ngop (Literally, "The plates are
full") Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203856
OT (Slightly): Best Certification
Hello Everyone,
Long time no see... :-)
Anyway, what would you say is the 'hip', 'the next big thing', and the awwww
certification these days? Now don't say MCNGP because that's a given. hehe.
Between all your 'funny' responses, try to reply with your (IT/Non IT
Management professional) opinion as well. :-)
L8r. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203819
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on behalf of you...
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If you would like a 100% guaranteed pass, then please read on
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Mail only at this email id :- all_certs@yahoo.com
We are able to offer a guaranteed pass for the following: Microsoft,
Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris.
Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be
sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres.
All of the following prices include exam fees and a small
administration charge for the service.
Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd
ccna :- 900 usd
ccnp :- 9990 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 850 usd each exam
comptia net+ :- 1300 usd
comptia security + = 1300 usd
Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd
sap each exam :- 1200 usd
oracle 9i :- 2800 usd
oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee)
bunndle offer :-
mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$
mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$
As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees
with no hidden extras.
NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do
not worry. This is a genuine offer.
We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the
official secure testing site.
After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment
via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for
MICROSOFT exams only)
This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and
UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
following details in advance.
1. Candidates full name
2. Full postal address including country.
3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving
license.
4. Landline or cell phone number
5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required.
The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little
quicker.
If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to
contact me on this
Email id...
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SOLUTIONS,EMC at your doorstep without exams..and with 100% passing
guarantee...No need to go to any testing centre...we will do everything
on behalf of you...
We own several test centres worldwide and are able to offer you this
fantastic service.
If you would like a 100% guaranteed pass, then please read on
further......
Mail only at this email id :- all_certs@yahoo.com
We are able to offer a guaranteed pass for the following: Microsoft,
Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris.
Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be
sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres.
All of the following prices include exam fees and a small
administration charge for the service.
Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd
ccna :- 900 usd
ccnp :- 999 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 850 usd each exam
comptia net+ :- 1300 usd
comptia security + = 1300 usd
Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd
sap each exam :- 1200 usd
oracle 9i :- 2800 usd
oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee)
bunndle offer :-
mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$
mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$
As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees
with no hidden extras.
NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do
not worry. This is a genuine offer.
We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the
official secure testing site.
After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment
via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for
MICROSOFT exams only)
This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and
UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
following details in advance.
1. Candidates full name
2. Full postal address including country.
3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving
license.
4. Landline or cell phone number
5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required.
The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little
quicker.
If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to
contact me on this
Email id...
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Ok people, here's the plan...
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11
million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution
for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
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-- Check out the new forums at: http://www.CertGuard.com/forums/ Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203789
OT: Improving my life...
My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are giving
me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna stop
posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something that
does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
Seeya. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203788
Microsoft TechNet IO Tour
Man was that a boring session....
It was kinda funny though. They were going on about how Vista has a new
feature that automatically detects when you add an external monitor to a
laptop, and switches too it. So when they plug in the projector to the
laptop...what do they get...a blank screen....I guess that shows you
shouldn't be using a beta product in a production environment....
Then of course there windows xp computer seemed to freeze up a couple times.
On the plus side, they were handing out the goodie bags first thing in the
morning ( if you asked for one) So it was easy enough to leave early :D Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203693
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OT: Food for thought
"The reason for everything a man does is to satisfy his needs or ease his
pain."
Albert Einstein Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203652
[OT] Did Jared authorize this?
Joshua Shores, 34, a Subway restaurant employee in North Platte, Neb., who was
allegedly caught on surveillance video pocketing the $502 he was supposed to
drop into the restaurant's safe, tried to tell police and a judge in August not
to worry, that he is not a thief but an undercover CIA operative and that the
agency would reimburse the money. (He had lost his CIA badge, he said, which is
why he was working at the Subway, waiting for the agency to send him a new one.)
[North Platte Bulletin, 8-11-06]
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You think you know IT!?
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[OT] What were they thinking?
Hapless: (1) The guy in the Ronald Reagan mask who robbed a Bank of America in
San Diego in August got away, but all his money was dye-stained, in a caper that
went wrong from the start. According to police, the mask covered his eyes; he
wore a cape that tangled with his gun, causing him to drop it; his getaway car
got blocked in by a delivery truck; he rammed the truck to get away, provoking
an argument with the driver; the dye pack exploded; and the mask and gun got
left behind.
(2) Twice in a week in August, gangs (or maybe the same gang) of bank robbers in
Kuala Terengganu, Malaysia, tried to haul away an ATM. In the first, they
mistakenly yanked loose a check-depositing machine instead of the ATM, and in
the second, their excavator's digging arm got stuck in the bank's ceiling. [San
Diego Union-Tribune, 8- 29-06] [Reuters, 8-15-06]
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You think you know IT!?
-- The new IT Certification Forums: www.CertGuard.com/forums/ Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203641
[OT] Tuesday Twist
Sanju Bhagat was admitted to a hospital in Nagpur, India, in August, where
doctors expected to find a very large abdominal cyst, but instead, said surgeon
Ajay Mehta, "To my surprise and horror, I could shake hands with somebody
inside." Bhagat was a victim of fetus in fetu, in which his birth twin had
migrated to the inside of his body and continued to leech off of him. Mehta
extracted feet, hands, hair and jaw. [ABC News, 8-23-06]
--
Victim?? Like his mother forced the twin to migrate and kept it from him all
these years.
--
BD
MCNGP #51
-- MCNGP.com - You think you know IT!?
-- The new IT Certification Forums: www.CertGuard.com/forums/ Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203640
Re: OT: For The Canadians...
> > Hmm.... Excellent point. I do hate getting up early.
> >
> Same here. That's why I'm moving east.
> > Although I got up at 5:30 so it still feels like I'm getting the
> > short end of the stick here.
> >
> 5:30 here is 7:30 in TX. I'd rather wake up at 7:30.
Please, put me on a boat headed yeast-by-yeast-west at the rate of one time
zone an hour, so I don't have to get up. Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203623
OT: A Girlfriend For Braindumpers
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/the_devils_apt__broker_regionalnews_erin_calabrese.htm
Whee! Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203622
OT: anti-climactic return of the InterNeil...
I was busy trying to figure out how I might add a little rolling tumbleweed
to the forums of a website I saw on TV once when a piano fell out of the sky
and reminded me that the InterNeil was destroyed.
So, By Crom, the flatulent walrus from saigon lives once more, and... hmm,
where was I? oh, yeah. the InterNeil is back, the same as it was before.
like anyone cares.
http://interneil.co.nr/
Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: OT: Don't Mess With Texas Tag: 203547
on the road again...
on the road again...
on the road again...