OT: Diahreah From Hell

I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
worm fragments.

I'm still in pain.

Can anyone reccomend meds for this?

Ugh.

Thanks,
Danny

Consultant
Mon Jul 26 11:31:40 CDT 2004

yes, pour vodka on your rectum


"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

JaR
Mon Jul 26 11:33:02 CDT 2004

Danny wrote:

> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

240grain galena pill.

HTH, HAD

JaR

kpg
Mon Jul 26 11:33:00 CDT 2004


"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\138108.htm (7/26/2004 11:31:54 AM) #
> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

First - get the hell out of India.

You drank the water, didn't you?

molsonexpert
Mon Jul 26 11:36:02 CDT 2004


"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

Grow up and get a life.

hth.

steve.

Danny
Mon Jul 26 11:40:39 CDT 2004

Look Jerq I'm being serious, I'm in Colorado, not India.

Please if anyone has an advice ...

>-----Original Message-----
>
>"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message
>news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\138108.htm
(7/26/2004 11:31:54 AM) #
>> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious
tape
>> worm fragments.
>>
>> I'm still in pain.
>>
>> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>>
>> Ugh.
>>
>> Thanks,
>> Danny
>
>First - get the hell out of India.
>
>You drank the water, didn't you?
>
>
>
>.
>

kpg
Mon Jul 26 11:45:30 CDT 2004

> Please if anyone has an advice ...

Down, then across.

Neil
Mon Jul 26 11:49:40 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>
spewed in news:43fa01c4732f$48c9ac10$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> Look Jerq I'm being serious, I'm in Colorado, not India.
>
> Please if anyone has an advice ...
>

^^
^^ .. ..
[] []
.:[]:_ ^^ ,:[]:.
.: :[]: :-. ,-: :[]: :.
.: : :[]: : :`._ ,.': : :[]: : :.
.: : : :[]: : : : :-._ _,-: : : : :[]: : : :.
_..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :[]: : : : :-._
_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_
!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[] []
[] []
[] []
~~^-~^_~^~/ \~^-~^~_~^-~_^~-^~_^~~-^~_~^~-~_~-^~_^/ \~^-~_~^-~~-
~ _~~- ~^-^~-^~~- ^~_^-^~~_ -~^_ -~_-~~^- _~~_~-^_ ~^-^~~-_^-~ ~^
~ ^- _~~_- ~~ _ ~ ^~ - ~~^ _ - ^~- ~ _ ~~^ - ~_ - ~^_~
~- ^_ ~^ - ^~ _ - ~^~ _ _~^~- _ ~~^ - _ ~ - _ ~~^ -
jgs ~^ -_ ~^^ -_ ~ _ - _ ~^~- _~ -_ ~- _ ~^ _ - ~ ^-
~^~ - _ ^ - ~~~ _ - _ ~-^ ~ __- ~_ - ~ ~^_-
~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~

Back under the bridge ya troll

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Consultant
Mon Jul 26 11:49:55 CDT 2004

use wet wipes


"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:43fa01c4732f$48c9ac10$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> Look Jerq I'm being serious, I'm in Colorado, not India.
>
> Please if anyone has an advice ...
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >
> >"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> message
> >news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> >> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\138108.htm
> (7/26/2004 11:31:54 AM) #
> >> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious
> tape
> >> worm fragments.
> >>
> >> I'm still in pain.
> >>
> >> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
> >>
> >> Ugh.
> >>
> >> Thanks,
> >> Danny
> >
> >First - get the hell out of India.
> >
> >You drank the water, didn't you?
> >
> >
> >
> >.
> >

Paul
Mon Jul 26 12:11:37 CDT 2004

On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 09:22:28 -0700, "Danny"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

>I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
>worm fragments.
>
>I'm still in pain.
>
>Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
>Ugh.
>
>Thanks,
>Danny

Hey Troll,

Learn to spell FFS !!!!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=diarrhea


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

Rick
Mon Jul 26 12:17:14 CDT 2004

Nice ascii art

Rick

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9532827DDD4CDneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>
> spewed in news:43fa01c4732f$48c9ac10$a401280a@phx.gbl:
>
> > Look Jerq I'm being serious, I'm in Colorado, not India.
> >
> > Please if anyone has an advice ...
> >
>
> ^^
> ^^ .. ..
> [] []
> .:[]:_ ^^ ,:[]:.
> .: :[]: :-. ,-: :[]: :.
> .: : :[]: : :`._ ,.': : :[]: : :.
> .: : : :[]: : : : :-._ _,-: : : : :[]: : : :.
> _..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :[]: : : : :-._
> _:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_
> !!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> [] []
> [] []
> [] []
> ~~^-~^_~^~/ \~^-~^~_~^-~_^~-^~_^~~-^~_~^~-~_~-^~_^/ \~^-~_~^-~~-
> ~ _~~- ~^-^~-^~~- ^~_^-^~~_ -~^_ -~_-~~^- _~~_~-^_ ~^-^~~-_^-~ ~^
> ~ ^- _~~_- ~~ _ ~ ^~ - ~~^ _ - ^~- ~ _ ~~^ - ~_ - ~^_~
> ~- ^_ ~^ - ^~ _ - ~^~ _ _~^~- _ ~~^ - _ ~ - _ ~~^ -
> jgs ~^ -_ ~^^ -_ ~ _ - _ ~^~- _~ -_ ~- _ ~^ _ - ~ ^-
> ~^~ - _ ^ - ~~~ _ - _ ~-^ ~ __- ~_ - ~ ~^_-
> ~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~
>
> Back under the bridge ya troll
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
>
> When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
> his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Neil
Mon Jul 26 12:21:51 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Paul Lynch <paul.lynch@nospam.com> spewed in
news:opeag0tvd91220dshgidnpk4h070dvdldq@4ax.com:

> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=diarrhea

and the first thing that pops up is:

Get the Most Popular Sites for "diarrhea"

ROTFLMAO! Ok so there is Mexico, India, Guatemala....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

anonymous
Mon Jul 26 12:27:57 CDT 2004

bet you were waiting for ages to use that one
>-----Original Message-----
>babbling on and on again "Danny"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>
>spewed in news:43fa01c4732f$48c9ac10$a401280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> Look Jerq I'm being serious, I'm in Colorado, not India.
>>
>> Please if anyone has an advice ...
>>
>
> ^^
> ^^ .. ..
> [] []
> .:[]:_ ^^ ,:
[]:.
> .: :[]: :-. ,-: :
[]: :.
> .: : :[]: : :`._ ,.': : :
[]: : :.
> .: : : :[]: : : : :-._ _,-: : : : :
[]: : : :.
> _..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :
[]: : : : :-._
> _:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:
[]:_:_:_:_:_:_
> !!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> [] []
> [] []
> [] []
> ~~^-~^_~^~/ \~^-~^~_~^-~_^~-^~_^~~-^~_~^~-~_~-^~_^/
\~^-~_~^-~~-
> ~ _~~- ~^-^~-^~~- ^~_^-^~~_ -~^_ -~_-~~^- _~~_~-^_ ~^-
^~~-_^-~ ~^
> ~ ^- _~~_- ~~ _ ~ ^~ - ~~^ _ - ^~- ~ _ ~~^ -
~_ - ~^_~
> ~- ^_ ~^ - ^~ _ - ~^~ _ _~^~- _ ~~^ - _ ~ -
_ ~~^ -
> jgs ~^ -_ ~^^ -_ ~ _ - _ ~^~- _~ -_ ~- _ ~^ _ -
~ ^-
> ~^~ - _ ^ - ~~~ _ - _ ~-^ ~ __- ~_ - ~ ~^_-
> ~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~
>
>Back under the bridge ya troll
>
>--
>Neil MCNGP #30
>Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata
descendum pantorum.
>
>When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died
peacefully in
>his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his
car.
>.
>

Neil
Mon Jul 26 12:30:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com>
spewed in news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

look on the bright side...Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t.


--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

TechGeekPro
Mon Jul 26 13:36:41 CDT 2004

On Jul 26, 2004 "Neil" blathered:

> look on the bright side...Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t.

ba-dum-bum!

--
TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Neil
Mon Jul 26 13:36:55 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in
news:44b401c47335$e4698cc0$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> bet you were waiting for ages to use that one

used twice in last 2 weeks...thanks for playing...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Rick
Mon Jul 26 13:39:38 CDT 2004

Yeah, go see a doctor...


"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

TechGeekPro
Mon Jul 26 14:36:40 CDT 2004

On Jul 26, 2004 "Neil" blathered:

> used twice in last 2 weeks...thanks for playing...

...but we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

--
TechGeekPro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

TechGeekPro
Mon Jul 26 14:37:27 CDT 2004

On Jul 26, 2004 "Rick" blathered:

> Yeah, go see a doctor...

...or a Psychiatrist.

--
Tech "Helpful Geek" Pro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Politician
Mon Jul 26 15:00:36 CDT 2004

Duct tape.

The universal tool!

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601


"Danny" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:456b01c4732c$be9a3930$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I was up all night blasting blood farts and viscious tape
> worm fragments.
>
> I'm still in pain.
>
> Can anyone reccomend meds for this?
>
> Ugh.
>
> Thanks,
> Danny

Neil
Mon Jul 26 15:26:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com>
spewed in news:uv1V4s0cEHA.3616@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> Duct tape.
>
> The universal tool!

hey! Red Green! How you doing?

"I'm a man...but I can change...if I have to...I guess. amen"


--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.