Delivery of Certificate

Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver the
certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december and till
now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth already!

Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!

lowdes_
Sat Jan 14 08:54:30 CST 2006

It takes about 6 to 8 weeks.


"Jayson" <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:798B96C7-8AC0-48B2-89F3-9F7F3D4F9E06@microsoft.com...
> Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver the
> certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december and
> till
> now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth already!
>
> Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!

Lasher
Sat Jan 14 08:57:52 CST 2006

=?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:798B96C7-8AC0-48B2-89F3-9F7F3D4F9E06@microsoft.com:

> Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver
> the certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december
> and till now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth
> already!
>
> Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!
>

It takes a month or more since they ship that sh1t from Singapore. You'll
get it eventually.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Patrick
Sat Jan 14 15:09:20 CST 2006

Lasher wrote:
> =?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> news:798B96C7-8AC0-48B2-89F3-9F7F3D4F9E06@microsoft.com:
>
>> Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver
>> the certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december
>> and till now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth
>> already!
>>
>> Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!
>>
>
> It takes a month or more since they ship that sh1t from Singapore. You'll
> get it eventually.
>

Don't forget to add the time it takes for the "Border Protection Bureau"
or whatever it's called, to open, read the certificate, verify that
MCP or MCSE isn't code-name for some terrorist organization, then reseal
it with the green tape, and send it on. (Since it's coming from
Singapore, that is).

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Jayson
Sat Jan 14 20:22:02 CST 2006

Dear All

It has passed a mth already. Darn. Coming from Singapore another site of the
world?
Nv mind. I will wait till end of the mth and it i dont rec'd it by then! I
will call them up and enquire frm them

Thanks all for ur replies. appreciated!

"Patrick Dickey" wrote:

> Lasher wrote:
> > =?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> > news:798B96C7-8AC0-48B2-89F3-9F7F3D4F9E06@microsoft.com:
> >
> >> Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver
> >> the certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december
> >> and till now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth
> >> already!
> >>
> >> Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!
> >>
> >
> > It takes a month or more since they ship that sh1t from Singapore. You'll
> > get it eventually.
> >
>
> Don't forget to add the time it takes for the "Border Protection Bureau"
> or whatever it's called, to open, read the certificate, verify that
> MCP or MCSE isn't code-name for some terrorist organization, then reseal
> it with the green tape, and send it on. (Since it's coming from
> Singapore, that is).
>
> --
> Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
> http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
> Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.
>

Briscobar
Sun Jan 15 09:45:24 CST 2006

Jayson <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> rambled:
> Dear All
>
> It has passed a mth already. Darn. Coming from Singapore another site
> of the world?
> Nv mind. I will wait till end of the mth and it i dont rec'd it by
> then! I will call them up and enquire frm them
>
> Thanks all for ur replies. appreciated!

Pls 2 B usng vowls. Thx!

--
KB

MCNGP #26

Robert
Sun Jan 15 18:04:19 CST 2006

Jayson wrote:
> Dear All
>
> It has passed a mth already. Darn. Coming from Singapore another site
> of the world?
> Nv mind. I will wait till end of the mth and it i dont rec'd it by
> then! I will call them up and enquire frm them
>
> Thanks all for ur replies. appreciated!

You do understand that "6 to 8 weeks" is in fact more than a month, which
typically has about 4 weeks in it.

There is also this thing named Christmas which lots of people celebrate
around the end of December every single year which has a good track record
for screwing up postal delivery a bit.

If u wrte ths wy on th frm thn thy may hve prblms figring out yr adrss, jst
a thght.

rgds
rb mr m mp

LRM
Sun Jan 15 18:27:35 CST 2006

"Robert Moir" <robspamtrap+msnews@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:eWSSnBjGGHA.3856@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Jayson wrote:
>> Dear All
>>
>> It has passed a mth already. Darn. Coming from Singapore another site
>> of the world?
>> Nv mind. I will wait till end of the mth and it i dont rec'd it by
>> then! I will call them up and enquire frm them
>>
>> Thanks all for ur replies. appreciated!
>
> You do understand that "6 to 8 weeks" is in fact more than a month, which
> typically has about 4 weeks in it.
>
> There is also this thing named Christmas which lots of people celebrate
> around the end of December every single year which has a good track record
> for screwing up postal delivery a bit.
>
> If u wrte ths wy on th frm thn thy may hve prblms figring out yr adrss,
> jst a thght.
>
> rgds
> rb mr m mp
Brilliantly stated!

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Sun Jan 15 19:18:43 CST 2006

did you hear =?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> say
in news:798B96C7-8AC0-48B2-89F3-9F7F3D4F9E06@microsoft.com:

> Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver
> the certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december
> and till now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth
> already!
>
> Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!

typically 6-8 weeks. email mcphelp@microsoft.com if its after that.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.

Bill
Mon Jan 16 08:50:38 CST 2006

Well, Singapore to Redmond (so Bill can sign them personally) to you.

--
Famous last words "I wonder what this does..."


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> wrote in message
news:Xns974B5B30C1EEBlashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
> =?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> news:798B96C7-8AC0-48B2-89F3-9F7F3D4F9E06@microsoft.com:
>
> > Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver
> > the certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december
> > and till now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth
> > already!
> >
> > Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?!
> >
>
> It takes a month or more since they ship that sh1t from Singapore. You'll
> get it eventually.
>
> --
> Lasher
> MCNGP 110010
> MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
> (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Frisbee®
Mon Jan 16 09:08:42 CST 2006

"Robert Moir" <robspamtrap+msnews@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:eWSSnBjGGHA.3856@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> If u wrte ths wy on th frm thn thy may hve prblms figring out yr adrss,
> jst a thght.
>
> rgds
> rb mr m mp

PotD

Jayson
Mon Jan 16 09:45:02 CST 2006

- Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.

Does that means call them up and ask! think i'm being stupid asking this
question!
with deduction to the holiday during christmas. I shld receive it end of the
wk Hopefully!

Neil
Mon Jan 16 09:59:20 CST 2006

did you hear =?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> say
in news:9FB117AA-2707-4E4E-B8F7-52902A5258B2@microsoft.com:

> - Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
>
> Does that means call them up and ask! think i'm being stupid asking
> this question!
> with deduction to the holiday during christmas. I shld receive it end
> of the wk Hopefully!
>

I would wait till end of month. If nothing then, e-mail.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --
Humphrey Bogart

Neil
Mon Jan 16 09:59:56 CST 2006

did you hear "Bill McPherson" <billmcpherson@geemale.com> say in news:
#T2a4wqGGHA.1032@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Well, Singapore to Redmond (so Bill can sign them personally) to you.

I think Steve should be signing them now.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --
Humphrey Bogart

Neil
Mon Jan 16 10:00:55 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:ehVbz6qGGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> "Robert Moir" <robspamtrap+msnews@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:eWSSnBjGGHA.3856@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>>
>> If u wrte ths wy on th frm thn thy may hve prblms figring out yr
adrss,
>> jst a thght.
>>
>> rgds
>> rb mr m mp
>
> PotD
>
>

don't you mean "PtD"?

t s rl

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Briscobar
Mon Jan 16 10:10:14 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
> news:ehVbz6qGGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> "Robert Moir" <robspamtrap+msnews@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:eWSSnBjGGHA.3856@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>>>
>>> If u wrte ths wy on th frm thn thy may hve prblms figring out yr
>>> adrss, jst a thght.
>>>
>>> rgds
>>> rb mr m mp
>>
>> PotD
>>
>>
>
> don't you mean "PtD"?
>
> t s rl

th bst pdts

--
KB

MCNGP #26
Please to be www.mcngp.com visits!

Neil
Mon Jan 16 10:27:59 CST 2006

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:u188mcrGGHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
>> news:ehVbz6qGGHA.2300@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> "Robert Moir" <robspamtrap+msnews@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:eWSSnBjGGHA.3856@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>>>>
>>>> If u wrte ths wy on th frm thn thy may hve prblms figring out yr
>>>> adrss, jst a thght.
>>>>
>>>> rgds
>>>> rb mr m mp
>>>
>>> PotD
>>>
>>>
>>
>> don't you mean "PtD"?
>>
>> t s rl
>
> th bst pdts
>
> --
> KB
>
> MCNGP #26
> Please to be www.mcngp.com visits!
>
>
>

y knw dmnd rght

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.

Frisbee®
Mon Jan 16 10:34:56 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns974D74A4CB1F3neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> y knw dmnd rght

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

Neil
Mon Jan 16 11:10:02 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:uSiK
$qrGGHA.3936@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns974D74A4CB1F3neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>
>> y knw dmnd rght
>
> I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.
>
>
>

$250 dwn th drn. thr wr n vwls

--
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- As you can see, I have compassion for the mentally retarded.

kpg
Tue Jan 17 12:13:25 CST 2006

Briscobar <youcant@sendmespam.com> said something like

> Pls 2 B usng vowls. Thx!

Hey, not everyone is rich like you!

Lasher
Tue Jan 17 13:03:31 CST 2006

kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in news:Xns974E7C5FF64C6ipostthereforeiam@
127.0.0.1:

> Briscobar <youcant@sendmespam.com> said something like
>
>> Pls 2 B usng vowls. Thx!
>
> Hey, not everyone is rich like you!
>

"O"!

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

LnkWizard
Tue Jan 17 14:05:23 CST 2006


"Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> babbled in message
news:Xns974E84D792763lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
>
> "O"!
>

Where's the other two?

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LRM
Tue Jan 17 18:29:56 CST 2006

"LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:O2vBbF6GGHA.516@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>
> "Lasher" <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> babbled in message
> news:Xns974E84D792763lashertokenid@207.46.248.16...
>>
>> "O"!
>>
>
> Where's the other two?
>
LOL! you beat me to it!

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Wed Jan 18 07:58:28 CST 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:O2vBbF6GGHA.516@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>
> Where's the other two?
>
>

he's saving his "O" face for someone else...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Don't worry, I know first aid.

Jayson
Thu Jan 26 10:25:04 CST 2006

Nope - nada ....
nothing....

hv send mail and call them asking for status. they told me that will resend
it to me again.

see lost in da mail... darn

Neil
Thu Jan 26 11:00:13 CST 2006

did you hear =?Utf-8?B?SmF5c29u?= <Jayson@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
news:799C2B77-9E31-49EA-AA30-A75029087D91@microsoft.com:

> see lost in da mail... darn

it happens..

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- My cow died so I don't NEED your bull anymore!