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    - Obtain Mcse,Mcsa,Mcdba,Mcsd .Net,Ccna,Ccnp Without Exams(Pay After Check Resutls)100% Passing Gaurantee hi friends if anyone need to clear MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,MCSD,MCSD.NET,CCNA,CCNP,A+,N+,SECURITY+Without exams and study.. we will give the exams on ur bahalf..make u pass in that and charge some extra amount from u.. Then here the search END.. Benifits:- 1. No need to Give EXAMS by Urself. 2. Need not to go on any testing site to give exams. 3. 100% Passing Gaurantee. 4. U have to pay US after checking ur results online. 5. Got certifications at ur Doorstep. Things we Need from the candidates :- 1. Their full name ( that he need to appear on his scoresheet and certificate). 2. Their Full address ( for certificaiton De;ivery) 3. Their Passport And Driving liciense colour scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. Cell as well as landline number with country code 5. Correct exam numbers( that candidates want to do) procedure :- Provide us ur these detials then we will sit on our own several testing site (vue and prometric both) do ur exams and then send u ur scorehseets..by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur result online...and when u will check ur results...only then u have to send us payment. No Payment in advance required..but in the case of microsoft exams only.. for other tests candidate need to send us half payment in advance.. prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd ccna :- 999 usd ccnp :- 1200 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 1400 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1300 usd comptia security + = 1300 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1200 usd oracle 9i :- 3400 usd oracle 10g :- 4800 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :-1500usd(including exam fee) contact info :- mail us at :- all_certs@yahoo.com Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208548
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    - WHY NO JOB................. MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE NET. I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT CERTIFICATIONS WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED. I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208537
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    - latest dumps for MCSE CCNA CCNP and OTHERS free here hello everyone, FOR those who are taking any exams this site is a must check it out http://www.latestdumps.com/ Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208536
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    - OT: it's today Merry friggin' Christmas... hope your day sucks less than mine. (I didn't tickle the sig monster, but it's appropriate) -- The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X - A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208533
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    - OT: Happty Christmas Here in the UK, it's 19:11 and I'm outa here until next Wednesday (I get the 26th off over here ;-). All have a good holiday. Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208519
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    - opinions on TrainSignal cbts? just looking for opinions on any of TrainSignal's cbts... good? bad? soso? I just finished their DNS one and thought it was pretty good. Certianly not enough to use as sole material for passing test (not intended for that anyway) but I was impressed. I am thinking about getting their package deal with *all* the windows cbt's and want to see what other people's experiences have been with them... to be clear as possible here, I know and am not looking for these to be a one stop shop to pass a test. Several sources of study are required and of course experience... what I am hoping to get are opinions from people who have used any TrainSignal cbts on their: 1) *accuracy of information* 2) level of detail covered for subject matter 3) instructors effectiveness (clarity in communication, explaining complicated things in easier to understand terms, good instruction etc..) Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208518
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    - Deer Santa Deer Satan, This year has ben relly difi...diffi...hard for me. Those mcngp ppl are so mean. They won't let me into there click n I really feel I deserve it. I have tried everything Santa, I thought they would fer shure at least let one of my sock pupets into the group, I spent lots of time on the Stan sock, he was my mostest best of them all. And I'm sure you, Satan, would appreciate Preacher Nathaniel the most, he was one of my favorite sock puppets, was he yours too? I'm sorry I gave up on many of the sock puppets early santa, Kurt, and James just weren't good enough to be worthy of an mcngp flaming, so I had to cut there toes off and bury them in the bottom of the sock drawer with the ©o©k puppets :) So Satan, since I cant get into mcngp this year, will you leave a message for your brothers in the group to at least spare me the humilty by allowing me to post in the newsgroup again. I really miss posting in the newsgroup. Please santa, please?!?! Thank you Santa, Love Lowdes Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208508
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    - OT, A Message consultant wishes you and yours a happy holidays /that is all Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208500
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    - Allitcertkiller.com christmas offer :All new exams with latest updates and moneyback guarantee Allitcertkiller.com christmas offer :All new exams with latest updates and moneyback guarantee Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208493
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    - Dear "Mr Moderator" If you ever do something stupid like that again, I will be forced to take action. Do NOT call my house and do not harass me in any way shape or form. This is an official Cease and Desist notification. If you continue, I will take legal action against you. You have been identified by my phone company and all I have to do is dial a number and you will have the proceedings start upon yourself. You have been warned and you only get one warning. -- Lasher MCNGP #50 MCNGP: Leading the world to better training, better computer skills, and taking out the lowdes and othman's of the world with fervor beyond anyone's belief. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208476
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    - OT: Holy Frapper What happened to the map? (er) Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208466
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    - All new exams added in Allitcertkiller.com and have new updates than Testking.co.uk All new exams added in Allitcertkiller.com and have new updates than Testking.co.uk Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208439
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    - MCSE What is the MCSE? -- ROLLTIDE Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208436
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    - Graphics Card & Video Card What type of graphics card and video card should I get? I want to play games, but how much does it mater? -- ROLLTIDE Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208435
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    - OT: Not to be outdone From the historical record: Dec 9 2003 4:32 pm Twas the night before Test Day, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse; The Internet sites were being searched with great care, In hopes that Answers soon would be there; The candidates then nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 900's danced in their heads; The braindump sites had all promised a pass, They were sure to land a job and get lots of cash, When out of the newsgroups there arose such a clatter, I sprang to the monitor to see what was the matter. Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash, Opened outlook express (hoping it didn't crash). I looked at the newsgroup, at each little line Everything seemed calm, really just fine When, what to my watering eyes should appear, But a thousand new posts, I almost dropped my new beer, It was a little old man, so mean and so bold, I knew in a moment it was the one foretold, More rapid than cable his legions they came, And he rallied, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, Consultant! now, Frisbee! Now, Kendal and Brat! On, Politician Spock! on Jtyc! On, Ken and all that! To the top of the newsgroup! Head my momentous call! Now type away! Type away! Type away all!" Like flames that leap in a raging wild fire west, When they meet with a dumper they burned him in jest, So up to the server the mockery flew, You'll not get certified and our respect too. The torrents continued all though the night And then, in a twinkling, I saw a refreshing sight The changing of minds, though only a few. There is still much more work to do. He sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a cheer, And away they all flew to go get a beer. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "HAPPY TESTING TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!" Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208421
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    - Things will change here From next year, this is how's it's going to be. 1 - Only MCNGP members Neil & LRM will be allowed to post to this site without clearance by me, Mr Moderator. 2 - MCNGP members Lasher, The Rev & Rowdy Yates will be allowed to submit posts to me, Mr Moderator, which I vet before determining if such posts are fit for publication. 3 - No other members of the MCNGP will be allowed to post *ANY* messages to this site. Such attempts we result in me, Mr Moderator, reporting those members of the MCNGP to their IPS. You have been hereby warned Mr Moderator. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208400
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    - OT: An MCNGP Christmas I originally posted this on December 24, 2002, so most of you may not recognize/remember some of the names... So I'm not Dylan Thomas... sue me. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the list Not an MCNGP was posting Most of them were pissed. Network Guru in his nightgown and Steve-O in his pumps Had just settled down to share some brain dumps When suddenly on the list there arose such a clatter that we all logged at once to see what was the matter. We scanned the new posts no OT's found for a gamer Mostly trolls from Tom, our latest Lamer. When what to our wondering eyes did we see But Consultant® and several other MCNGP "I'm in a good mood, so I'll not start a flame." And then he began chanting, calling them all by name. "On Keyboard, On Mean, On Frisbee and Sue" "That's NOT what I meant, Frisbee, You know what to do!" "On Rob, On Glenn, and Diamond Jim" "Can't find Batman, anyone seen him?" "On Angry, On MCSENada, and Sweet Michelle" "She's a babe, for sure... Can't you tell?" "On Don Julio, come on now, On JYTC" "On Laura, the animatron, our secret fantasy." "To the top of the list, reply to that post" "Let's see who can quote obscure movies the most" The whole group together can be quite a sight Merry Christmas to all We're too tired to fight. -- Fris "Scrooge you" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208396
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    - OT: Poetic Justice? Take my job will ya? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16157113/ 0x22 SFW? Well, it is a news story. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208332
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    - Confused! What exactly is this group for? Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208290
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    - OT: interesting In the realm of what is possible and what was not, I would have thought this was not. An ASCII autostereogram gererator. http://aa-project.sourceforge.net/aa3d/ SFW 0x22 Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208285
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    - Eruption in the West Take cover JaR, the sky is falling, the sky is falling. Mt. St. Helens Live (kinda): http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/ Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208284
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    - MCSE / How do you do it?!?!? Hi All, I'm about 1 month in to starting my MCSE 2003. I've had the Microsoft Press books for a year or so now but I've only really just had the time to look at them (I've been busy). I'm starting with the 70-290 exam and so far I've read the book and I've also been studying the 'TestOut' module for the 70-290 exam. I'm also using 'Transcenders' to check my progress and go back and study any bits I feel I need work on. I guess the point of my post is just to see what other people are doing in terms of studying. I think between the Microsoft Press books, 'Testout' and 'Trancenders' I should have the exam covered. I really think reading the book cover to cover is very important though. Watching the 'TestOut' video is really good and it re-enforces that knowledge but you actually need to put the effort in to reading the book as opposed to just sitting down, watching a video and then doing some simple practical bits. I've got about 8 years IT experience behind me and I'm 25 (just in case anyone was wondering) - oh and I'm also using VMWARE to set up test domains etc etc. Without VMWARE I'd be really REALLY struggling!! Look forward to hearing how other people are doing. G. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208256
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    - [OT] JotD What do you call a Vegetarian w/ D!@rrhea? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Salad Shooter! Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208242
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    - Allitcertkiller.co.uk study guides has new updates than Testking.co.uk Allitcertkiller.co.uk study guides has new updates than Testking.co.uk Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208238
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    - 70-284 Hi Can anyone give me the length and the number of questions of the exam 70-284? Thanks Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208236
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    - [OT] Work is boring today. Any thoughts on the Civilian Nuclear Pact w/ India? http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-12-18-bush-india_x.htm Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208201
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    - Obtain Mcse,Mcsa,Mcdba,Mcsd .Net,Ccna,Ccnp Without Exams(Pay After Check Resutls)100% Passing Gaurantee hi friends if anyone need to clear MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,MCSD,MCSD.NET,CCNA,CCNP,A+,N+,SECURITY+Without exams and study.. we will give the exams on ur bahalf..make u pass in that and charge some extra amount from u.. Then here the search END.. Benifits:- 1. No need to Give EXAMS by Urself. 2. Need not to go on any testing site to give exams. 3. 100% Passing Gaurantee. 4. U have to pay US after checking ur results online. 5. Got certifications at ur Doorstep. Things we Need from the candidates :- 1. Their full name ( that he need to appear on his scoresheet and certificate). 2. Their Full address ( for certificaiton De;ivery) 3. Their Passport And Driving liciense colour scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. Cell as well as landline number with country code 5. Correct exam numbers( that candidates want to do) procedure :- Provide us ur these detials then we will sit on our own several testing site (vue and prometric both) do ur exams and then send u ur scorehseets..by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur result online...and when u will check ur results...only then u have to send us payment. No Payment in advance required..but in the case of microsoft exams only.. for other tests candidate need to send us half payment in advance.. prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd ccna :- 999 usd ccnp :- 1200 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 1400 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1300 usd comptia security + = 1300 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1200 usd oracle 9i :- 3400 usd oracle 10g :- 4800 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :-1500usd(including exam fee) contact info :- mail us at :- all_certs@yahoo.com Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208194
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    - OT: Enhanced Reduced Functionlity Things that make you go hmmmm... Vista offers Enhanced Reduced Functionlity http://tinyurl.com/tqy66 http://www.techworld.com/security/blogs/index.cfm?blogid=1&entryid=342 0x22 Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208189
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    - Give Back to IT Community (Help) Guys, I want to start giving back to the IT Community, and start helping out. I would appreciate if you guys could answer some of the below questions. 1. How do you guys read your newsgroup subscriptions? Software or Via Web? List which do you use. 2. Which web portals do you recommend to use to read/respond to posts & blogs during lunch/break at work? (At work I cant access newsgroups or blogs via a program or nntp) 3. What program do you guys use for managing your blog subscriptions? Software or Via Web? List which do you use. 4. How do you keep track of all the messages you've posted or replied too, this way you can follow-up on it, in case someone responds? 5. Do you guys provide your email address in your posts? If you do, how do you handle protecting yourself from spam? If you dont, how does anyone ever get a hold of you, if needed? 6. Out of curiosity, what email provider do you use, and what program do you use to read your emails? 7. What do I need to do to make sure I get credit for giving back to the community, this way I can work my way up to an MVP? 8. How else can I become part of the IT community and start giving back and networking? Any Ideas? I appreciate you taking your time to respond to my posts, and I plan to begin giving back to the IT community, and hope we can become friends. - Julio (DJ) Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208180
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    - advice hi I am a Computer Information Systems student...I am new to this MCSE thing..I really don't know do I really need it??What do I do first, and how do I get it?? Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208160
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    - What after MCSE Hi, I have just completed MCSE-Security and looking for a job based on MCSE. Currently, my job profile is not much related to MCSE. If someone can advise, which certification should I pursue to make me more marketable? Thanks Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208143
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    - MCSE = MCSA? stupid question (maybe) Is an MCSE automatically an MCSA? I ask because I saw a guys email signature display both - isn't that redundat? or should I change my signature too?? Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208128
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    - Exam insurance Has anyone purchase and used Microsoft recent offer (exam insurance) ..I saw on Microsoft website that you will receive a FREE TechNet plus express subscription with the purchase of exam insurance and register to take one of Microsoft exams by Jan 31st. Sounds like a great deal but I did call a few testing site and no one seems to be aware of this.. Is this for real..??? TIA Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208113
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    - MCSE 2003 (Recommendations on Exam Study Material, Specific Exams, & Order to take Exams) I am a Network Administrator with about 9 years of experience in IT. I deal with a Windows 2003 network, where I am responsible for my child domain & a total of 200 servers & 700 workstations. My certifications are as follows: - CCNA (expired this year, need to retake it now) - MCSE + I (NT 4 Track) - Comptia: A+, Network+ & Linux+ 1. I would appreciate your recommendations on what exams to take for the MCSE? 2. In what particular order is it best to study and take the exams? 3. Recommended Study material for each of the exams I appreciate you taking time to respond to my post. Thanks in advance, Julio C. Delgado Jr. (DJ) Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208112
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    - OT: Thursday Thermometer Here's a post I got in my local Freecycle mail list just now (I think I'll pass): I have a digital thermometer, the kind you put in your mouth, under your arm, or rectal. It has been used but not that much. My son will not keep it in his mouth so I had to get an ear thermometer. Pick up in NW GNV. thank you Melissa Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208109
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    - OT: It's not one world http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236261,00.html Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208098
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    - Spare a thought this holiday season As the holidays get nearer most of up will be preparing for the festive season by sending time with friends and our loved ones. The festive season ought to be happy joyful time for all, however sadly this is not the case for all. So I ask you all to spare a thought for all those poor MCNGP members who unfortunately have no friends, whose only crumb of comfort at this time of year will be posting to this newsgroup on the 25th. I know they are all jerks, but thy are all alone with no one to comfort them. So please remember them while you are making merry and enjoying the Christmas sprit. So please raise a glass of wine and spare a thought for the unfortunate MCNGP while you are eating your Christmas turkey and mince pies for they will have none. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208093
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    - Windows Vista: First Impressions I've got a few statements to make and I'd like to make them public so that those at Microsoft who are still developing the standard user version can take note of: 1. The installation of Windows in the GUI while in Windows XP Professional SP1 or 2 should include the option to format the computer and start from a clean install via format under the advanced options. 2. The installation of Windows in the GUI while in Windows XP Professional SP2 should include the option to partition the hard-drive the same way that the bootable install allows for such as "Expand" (the partition) and "Format" (under the condition that a restart is going to occur and boot into the Installation GUI. 3. During the transition where there are Windows Loading screens where there is simply a load bar and there is the copyright of the Microsoft Corporation, the logo should be above this. 4. Installation should prompt the users in a more friendly way in regards to restarting the computer. Instead of when I have to look at that message for the 1^345738957209872348907th time (which happens to call an Islington flat) that is quite impersonal and robotic, I would like to see something that seems a bit more human as the intial impression of Vista is impressive enough that it should make up for it. Someone fire the Q/A editor. 5. Did you have the idea that Ubuntu, Mac OS X, and Windows XP thrown together would not be noticed? Give us all a break. My computer is good enough and a stupid score of 2.3 as an overall based off of Windows Aero being my lowest, lets get some updates please. The more I get pissed off with the new OS which actually works quite well, so far that is, then I'll write more. -- Lasher MCNGP #50 MCNGP: Leading the world to better training, better computer skills, and taking out the lowdes of the world with furvor beyond anyone's belief. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208080
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    - Obtain Mcse,Mcsa,Mcdba,Mcsd .Net,Ccna,Ccnp Without Exams(Pay After Check Resutls)100% Passing Gaurantee hi friends if anyone need to clear MCSE,MCSA,MCDBA,MCSD,MCSD.NET,CCNA,CCNP,A+,N+,SECURITY+Without exams and study.. we will give the exams on ur bahalf..make u pass in that and charge some extra amount from u.. Then here the search END.. Benifits:- 1. No need to Give EXAMS by Urself. 2. Need not to go on any testing site to give exams. 3. 100% Passing Gaurantee. 4. U have to pay US after checking ur results online. 5. Got certifications at ur Doorstep. Things we Need from the candidates :- 1. Their full name ( that he need to appear on his scoresheet and certificate). 2. Their Full address ( for certificaiton De;ivery) 3. Their Passport And Driving liciense colour scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. Cell as well as landline number with country code 5. Correct exam numbers( that candidates want to do) procedure :- Provide us ur these detials then we will sit on our own several testing site (vue and prometric both) do ur exams and then send u ur scorehseets..by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur result online...and when u will check ur results...only then u have to send us payment. No Payment in advance required..but in the case of microsoft exams only.. for other tests candidate need to send us half payment in advance.. prices :- Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd ccna :- 999 usd ccnp :- 1200 usd each exam comptia A+ :- 1400 usd each exam comptia net+ :- 1300 usd comptia security + = 1300 usd Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd sap each exam :- 1200 usd oracle 9i :- 3400 usd oracle 10g :- 4800 ussd Microsoft Business Solution each exam :-1500usd(including exam fee) contact info :- mail us at :- all_certs@yahoo.com Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208065
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    - OT: The State I'm In Who says we're a bunch of rednecks? http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236001,00.html SFW but not for the those with weak stomachs. We call Bossier City folks yankees down here in NOLA. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208058
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    - OT: Monday Merriness http://www.elfyourself.com/ Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208039
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    - OT: Who Dat? well, not the Cowboys! In other news: I gained new insight into the food retail world when my son, newly employed at a local move theater, tells me they must up-sell or they'll be written up. So if someone doesn't order a drink or candy, they need to suggest it, and if you buy a medium drink or popcorn, they need to remind you that "You get free refills with a large, and it's only 75 cents more!" He says most people go ahead and buy the large, but no one ever comes back for a refill. I mean, who gets up in the middle of a movie for a popcorn refill after you've eaten a large greasy tub of the stuff? So next time someone asks you - "You want fries with that?" remember - it's their job, and they're being a good employee. 0x22 Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208038
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    - Ping: Neil ?'s about betas. Get LRM, Frisbee, or BD to give you my MSN...or I'll just post to super sekrit site. -- -Lasher MCNGP #50 www.mcngp.com > all Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208013
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    - Citrix Last year I received my MCSE but I have to admit I was a "book" MCSE with limited praticial expereince. So I started working part time for a local non profits Info Sys Dept. We have a single Win2003 domain. After working for a few months I could not help noticing that we use probably less than 1% of the capabilities of a Windows domain. Essentially we use the domain to authenticate logons and that is about it. Recently the boss mentioned getting Citrix and talked like this was the answer to everything. I could not help asking "Why are we getting a new management system when we use so little of the one we have that is paid for?" But this begs the question: What are the advantages and disadvantages of using Citirx within a Windows domain. Input would be appreciated. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208010
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    - OT: Putting an infrared camera to a good use http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3709 -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI You have a cyclop perspective and taught android mentality =lobotomized analytical ability. Educated singularity stupid - You can't think 4 corner days. --Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208007
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    - BETA! MCITP here I come. Wee wee wee I get beta! -- -Lasher MCNGP #50 www.mcngp.com > all Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208006
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    - MCSE stats I'm looking for a good place to get statistics on how many people hold MCSE certs. Preferrebly broken out into 2003, 2000, NT4, etc. Thanks in adavnce! Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 208003
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    - Do all MCSE's think they know more than all other MCSE's? I was in another NG - completely unrelated to Microsoft (CADD related actually) and the subject of MCSE certification was brought up. Now there are two guys battling over everything. They both think their way is the only way. One of them is way off of course, suggesting to use brain dumps to get my certs, but their battle is over everything from where to store profiles to what an MCSE even does in the field. Basically they are ripping each other new arse wholes. Reminded me of this place... :P FYI - the email address for the person suggesting to use brain dumps is cedwards@qjjmwav.com for those of you wishing to rip the flesh from his bones. Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 207972
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    - Fsuk $tarbucks I discussed this with another MCNGP recently, but the biggest thing that I'm about to c/p is my bulletin from MySpace. It apparently got enough hype that the District Manager got to read it. However, that's exactly what I wanted. Here we go. Unminge all the words and you'll see the original post. *** Fsuk Starbucks. It's quite simple. I need not go into extravagant details, but FSUK STARBUCKS. First off, you're a gddmn moron if you're going to pay 4.18 for a gddmn cup of fsuking burnt-a$$ coffee that I most likely re-steamed the milk for about 5 times already (burnt milk curdles, mind you) and *forgot* to calibrate the espresso machine ...which makes your espresso taste even more so like a$$h0le in a cup. I could use 4.18 to go buy a nice meal from Wal-Mart and feed at LEAST 3 people. Fsuking idiots. Since I was fortunate enough to become "Benefits Specialist", the best way I can see screwing over the company other than announcing my employment coming to an end when I get my weekly mark out, since my Aetna Health Insurance kicked in about 50 minutes ago and last until December 31st, is to leave with a nice "Thanks, and you have a fsuking wonderful time getting screwed on your hours and trying to make a living for yourself at a hell-hole like this where your store manager is only concerned about his Christmas Bonus"...something like that is a nice warm touch right where you want to go postal on a b!tch and rip their fsuking lungs out and feed it to a group of ravenous hyenas. As I said - FUSK STARBUCKS. Fusk this bull$h!t "Coffee Master" status, Fsuk Curtis Atwood, and Fsuk Blake for trying to cut our hours at one of the most crucial times of the year for people's families and their children's well-being. Its best referred to from an old tale called "A Christmas Carol" where Tiny Tim needs a new crutch and Bob Kratchet needs to feed his family. Well, gddmnit, I have fsuking bills to pay and mouths to feed and 23 hours at 7.75 a fsuking hour is not going to cut it, especially when Curtis KNOWS I need at LEAST 30 hours to survive and be uncomfortable but pay bills. FSUK STARBUCKS AND WHEN I GO ASK THE DUDE NEXT DOOR WHY HE'S GOT THE "DON'T BUY FROM STARBUCKS" SIGN IN HIS WINDOW, I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHY....EVERYONE EVERY MOTHERFSUKING PERSON THAT COMES THROUGH DRIVE-THRU IS DYING TO KNOW. Fsuk Starbucks. *** The post was later asked to be removed by someone very close to me as the above information does tell the "new hires" that they're making WAY less than what even I was making at sweat shop labor style. It's typical for a new company to move into your area and then pay higher to get staffing and then lower the rates. We were asked not to discuss it, but I never signed anything saying I couldn't. After the post was removed, I posted something else. Here that is. *** With much reluctance and apprehension, I've removed the post regarding my former employment. As far as I'm concerned, only the truth was stated and that defamation of character is not an issue. More so, MY 1st Amendment Rights for "Freedom of speech" have been violated by being asked to remove this post since I have no affiliation with the company as Alabama is an "At-Will Employment State" and from my knowledge of the Internet, it is not governed by anything but the DMCA, the GNU GPL, and the Internet Laws passed in 1996 by Bill Clinton to remove invasive privacy measures being enforced by various agencies within the government. Do not think for one second that I take this lightly and it is not every day that you have a business entrepreneur such as myself with the know-how to a lead business larger than the store I have left not know how to pull certain strings and piss people off. Maybe that's why some of you think I'm so "bossy". Fine, keep your opinion to your MySpace page and not try and create real-life drama. After all of that is said, all I will state is that I hold true to everything that I have said (if you read it, good; if you didn't, oh well), my opinion stays the same, I've removed the people on my friends list that I believe would create drama within the company and pass this information directly to the source of which I received this knowledge (I know who you are and I hope that you don't ever speak to me), and I hope that everyone within the company enjoys a happy holiday season from the gift of hours that I have left a gap to fill. *** You ask, why the hell would you post this again? Well, quite simple. I have the right to say whatever I want so long as it doesn't infringe upon the rights of others. NNTP seems to get out there and make itself global. And by no means am I telling any of you to not drink Starbucks, -backwards is Skcubrats mind you- but if you do then we should chat. When all is said and done, I'll not be posting anything else on MySpace. It will only serve as a placeholder for my website that I'm putting up, http://www.turkreno.com. If you want to see work so far, contact me directly because I don't want bots scanning that page just yet to map stuff. -- -Lasher MCNGP #50 www.mcngp.com > all Tag: OT: Deer Briscobar Tag: 207943

Your sister is a tease!

Just now I got this e-mail from "BRISCOE Christi" subject: "re:Let me show
you..."

She wanted me to buy a faux Rolex... she said that Christmas is coming soon!

I hope you got your sister a calendar for Christmas.

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Re: Deer Briscobar by Briscobar

Briscobar
Tue Dec 26 13:21:45 CST 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OzXu7ISKHHA.1008@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
> Your sister is a tease!
>
> Just now I got this e-mail from "BRISCOE Christi" subject: "re:Let me show
> you..."
>
> She wanted me to buy a faux Rolex... she said that Christmas is coming
> soon!
>
> I hope you got your sister a calendar for Christmas.

I will speak to her about her misconduct and stupidity ASAP. Thank you for
bringing this to light.

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