Consultant & Kline Sphere

you are evil people.

Consultant
Fri May 07 15:22:39 CDT 2004

well, thank you very much, you prick


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> you are evil people.

Kat
Fri May 07 15:27:36 CDT 2004

Now why am I not included in that? I feel left out. But hey, I'm good,
and sweet, and all that's innocent left in this cold, hard world.

anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
> you are evil people.

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Ken
Fri May 07 15:35:20 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> you are evil people.

You call that an addiction? I suck dick for coke!

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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

The
Fri May 07 15:40:00 CDT 2004

>Now why am I not included in that? I feel left out.

Kat you are an evil person.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Fri May 07 15:41:28 CDT 2004

What's up? Bad day at the test center?

On Fri, 7 May 2004 13:20:51 -0700,
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:

>you are evil people.


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Fri May 07 15:42:41 CDT 2004

>> you are evil people.
>
>You call that an addiction? I suck dick for coke!

Buddy can you spare a dime?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Consultant
Fri May 07 15:42:40 CDT 2004

me & chalk go way back

"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409bf138$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Now why am I not included in that? I feel left out. But hey, I'm good,
> and sweet, and all that's innocent left in this cold, hard world.
>
> anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
> > you are evil people.
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

The
Fri May 07 15:54:26 CDT 2004

>me & chalk go way back

Oh the good old days.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kat
Fri May 07 16:06:05 CDT 2004

mmm, what else will you suck?


I got a few cases here...

I'd prefer an exchange for housework, however. How good are you wih a
vacuum?

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:a0b201c43470$caeeb6c0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>you are evil people.
>
>
> You call that an addiction? I suck dick for coke!
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Ken
Fri May 07 16:15:26 CDT 2004

"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409bfa3d$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> mmm, what else will you suck?
>
>
> I got a few cases here...
>
> I'd prefer an exchange for housework, however. How good are you wih a
> vacuum?

I wish I was the Olsen Twins' father.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Consultant
Fri May 07 16:24:05 CDT 2004

maybe his application to the golden arches was overlooked?

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> What's up? Bad day at the test center?
>
> On Fri, 7 May 2004 13:20:51 -0700,
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote:
>
> >you are evil people.
>
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Consultant
Fri May 07 16:23:18 CDT 2004

thats just wrong

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> news:409bfa3d$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> > mmm, what else will you suck?
> >
> >
> > I got a few cases here...
> >
> > I'd prefer an exchange for housework, however. How good are you wih a
> > vacuum?
>
> I wish I was the Olsen Twins' father.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

Kat
Fri May 07 17:31:10 CDT 2004

their father?? you perv. that's incest

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> news:409bfa3d$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
>
>>mmm, what else will you suck?
>>
>>
>>I got a few cases here...
>>
>>I'd prefer an exchange for housework, however. How good are you wih a
>>vacuum?
>
>
> I wish I was the Olsen Twins' father.
>

--
Kat - MCNGP #29

Rowdy
Fri May 07 21:40:55 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:a0b201c43470$caeeb6c0
$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> you are evil people.

are you a gay man?

Rowdy Yates, MCSE
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Larry
Fri May 07 22:09:16 CDT 2004

"Kat" and "innocent" are two words that should never be used in the same
sentence <VBEG>

--
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does that mean I'm protected from getting a virus ? "
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"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409bf138$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> Now why am I not included in that? I feel left out. But hey, I'm good, and
> sweet, and all that's innocent left in this cold, hard world.
>
> anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
>> you are evil people.
>
> --
> Kat - MCNGP #29
>
>

Neil
Sat May 08 11:15:28 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:e$yihmHNEHA.3596
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>
> maybe his application to the golden arches was overlooked?

there's always BK

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Sat May 08 11:18:13 CDT 2004

"Larry Samuels" <larry@mvps.org> wrote in news:OMq2dnKNEHA.2644
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

>
> "Kat" and "innocent" are two words that should never be used in the same
> sentence <VBEG>
>

"Kat" and "Fun" however....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Sun May 09 11:44:27 CDT 2004

"Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
news:409c0e2d$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
> their father?? you perv. that's incest

Go see Half Baked. That line, "you call that an addiction?! I suck dick for
coke!" is uttered by the immortal Bob Saget. Bob Saget, as I'm sure you'd
remember, Kat, portrayed Danny Tanner, the father of DJ, Stephanie, and
little Michelle Tanner on the hit ABC family comedy "Full House" (which, by
the way, gave birth to the career of John Stamos, currently known as Mr.
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos [soon to be Rebecca Romijn]). Coincidentally, the
Michelle Tanner character was played by both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Thus, Bob Saget is the Olsen twins' "father". Bringing us full circle in
this twisted abomination of a thread.

HTH. HAND.

--


KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com


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billLASTINIT
Mon May 10 07:22:40 CDT 2004

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> "Kat" <misty@No.SPAM.flynt.org> wrote in message
> news:409c0e2d$1@obsidian.gov.bc.ca...
>> their father?? you perv. that's incest
>
> Go see Half Baked. That line, "you call that an addiction?! I suck
> dick for coke!" is uttered by the immortal Bob Saget. Bob Saget, as
> I'm sure you'd remember, Kat, portrayed Danny Tanner, the father of
> DJ, Stephanie, and little Michelle Tanner on the hit ABC family
> comedy "Full House" (which, by the way, gave birth to the career of
> John Stamos, currently known as Mr. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos [soon to be
> Rebecca Romijn]). Coincidentally, the Michelle Tanner character was
> played by both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Thus, Bob Saget is the
> Olsen twins' "father". Bringing us full circle in this twisted
> abomination of a thread.

No wonder they don't let him host America's Funniest Home Videos anymore.

Neil
Mon May 10 08:18:42 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:#nDk#loNEHA.640
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>
> No wonder they don't let him host America's Funniest Home Videos anymore.

and here I thought it was becuase niether he, nor the show, was "funny"

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

billLASTINIT
Mon May 10 08:36:34 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
> Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in
> news:#nDk#loNEHA.640 @TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> No wonder they don't let him host America's Funniest Home Videos
>> anymore.
>
> and here I thought it was becuase niether he, nor the show, was
> "funny"

You don't understand the show at all. The clips are often quite hilarious.
Bob's job was to try to be funny but fail miserably, so as to help those of
us laughing hysterically at the previous clip would be able to bring
ourselves back down to earth so that we wouldn't pass out from laughing so
hard.

He was a master at his craft.

--
Fris "He got hit in the crotch with a ball! hahahahah" bee®

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Neil
Mon May 10 11:21:18 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:ePQnRPpNEHA.2244
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> --
> Fris "He got hit in the crotch with a ball! hahahahah" bee©

once again, I have failed to see the point...

perhaps the entertainment would increase if these were videos of my co-
workers...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Mon May 10 12:34:21 CDT 2004

Neil opined, On 5/10/04 9:21 AM:

> Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:ePQnRPpNEHA.2244
> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>
>>--
>>Fris "He got hit in the crotch with a ball! hahahahah" bee©
>
>
> once again, I have failed to see the point...
>
> perhaps the entertainment would increase if these were videos of my co-
> workers...
>

Or PHB. Or $Politician. Of course substituting '12ga slug' for 'ball'
might contribute to the amusement factor.[1]

"Hee hee! Look daddy; $Congresscritter just got his nuts blown clean
off! hahahahaha!"

Bet Fox would run it.

[1] Not intended as an actual suggestion. No resemblance to real persons
intended. Proffesional stutmen on a closed course. Do not try this at
home. No actual people were harmed during the making of this video,
which actually wasn't made anyway. Your mileage may vary. May cause
cancer. Should not be consumed by pregnant women. Swallow at own risk.

JaR
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Neil
Mon May 10 13:51:29 CDT 2004

JaR <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in news:uRDMtSrNEHA.3608
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> [1] Not intended as an actual suggestion. No resemblance to real
persons
> intended. Proffesional stutmen on a closed course. Do not try this at
> home. No actual people were harmed during the making of this video,
> which actually wasn't made anyway. Your mileage may vary. May cause
> cancer. Should not be consumed by pregnant women. Swallow at own risk.

you forgot "side effects can include (but not limited to) runny nose,
water retention, mild to severe headaches, internal bleeding, tumors,
itchy rashes, full body hair loss, projectile vomiting, gigantic eyeball,
the condition known as 'hot dog fingers,' children born with the head of
a golden retriever, seeing the dead, bone liquification, possession by
the Prince of Darkness, tail growth, and elderly pregnancy."

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

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