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    - OT: Fear the InterNeil It's a slow Saturday, and I leave my desk for a few minutes. I come back to the newsgroup, and there are 24 new posts. 23 of them from the InterNeil. I know I wasn't gone THAT long. At this rate, the InterNeil will run out of space in 36.5 hours. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186427
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    - Something for lowdes gtright and the rest of the A-MCNGP gang to You wonder why the MCNGP are so mean to people who are asking for information on how to fluff their way through the MCSE exams (or who want to know what br@indump is the best one to help them pass it without actually having the experience. Here is a perfect example of what they are trying to prevent.. This is from Experts-Exchange, which is a site that I sometimes contribute my minute amount of knowledge on. http://www.experts-exchange.com/Operating_Systems/Windows_Server_2003/Q_21702669.html I'll quote the OP for you here... > Title: What is a Site, how is it used, and how do I configure it for a large enterprise > asked by wirelessadmin on 01/19/2006 08:38AM PST > This question is worth 500 Points > > > > > What is a site? > > How is it used? > > How should I plan and configure this for a large enterprise? This scares me. He/She is in charge of a large enterprise, and has no clue what a site is. Truthfully, I really don't understand the whole concept either. BUT, I'm just a college student, who's only experience with Active Directory is beta testing Windows Server 2003 R2 last year. This would be typical of someone who munged their way through their MCSE, or didn't have the experience to back up the paper. Simply put, some people can pass the tests (with or without the use of br@indumps) but that doesn't mean they are qualified to do the work. Now, I realize that this person may not be a MCSE or even a MCP. But, it's still typical of someone who doesn't know their head from their A$$ and has a piece of paper claiming that they do. So, lowdes and the rest of your fan-club. Tell me this. What is a site? How is it used? And how should the poster incorporate it into their large enterprise? If you can answer those questions, and provide proof to back up your answers, then I'll leave you alone. If not, then you may want to slither off under a different rock. Because you're out of your league in this newsgroup. Oh, someone will have to reply to gtright's post (if he cares to post anything worth reading). He's still in my delete filter. -- Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com> http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186396
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    - InterNeil Plug-ins Just a request: can you make the InterNeil capable of plug-ins? I would like to see a pr0n plugin and a laughing InterNeil head plug-in when you go somewhere stupid. Maybe a drunken InterNeil head....or a hawt picture of LRM....something. Just some ideas for the InterNeil Beta Alpha Delta Gamma Alpha Sigma (BADGAS) 0.6 release. -- Lasher MCNGP 110010 MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186375
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    - Taking 70-270 Next Week Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week" hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy. Thanks for any info! Andrew Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186278
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    - OT: Friday Frisbees I have been (or more specifically a post I made has been) honored to be nominated for the RSFC (rec.sport.football.college) Seamstress Award RUTSIE (Best Thread of the Year). The thread I started is here: http://tinyurl.com/8etqu The RUTSIE voting page is at: http://hi-lo.net/rsfc/rutsies2005/ballot.html Please to be voting for me soon and often. I offer pie and benjamins {$1 to Hennig} -- Fris "It's an honor just to be nominated" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com (donut click until further notice) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186184
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    - OT: One small step for Neil, one giant leap for NeilKind... The InterNeil, referred to by many as the penultimate in human achievement, enters a new stage today, as the InterNeil Consortium Of Microcephalic People Elucidating Through Enhanced Neil Technologies [INCOMPETENT] proudly releases InterNeil Explorer Release Technology [INERT] Beta Alpha Gamma Sigma Freud 0.5 on an unsuspecting populace. http://interneil.co.nr/ mcsb Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186175
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    - How long for the 70-290 Exam? Hi - What is the average time taken to study and complete the exam for the above from start to scratch? Thanks, Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186172
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    - What electives to choose Hello all, I have just started with MCSE I am not sure what electives to choose. I would appriciate some help. Thank you. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186171
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    - Testking.co.uk exams are best in industry for all certifications Testking.co.uk exams are best in industry for all certifications Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186170
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    - OT: Online Betting - All may participate!! Ok, we all know and love Neil (well in a pesky old fart man kinda way)... we all know he talks wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much. So here is the bet: I bet Neil cannot limit his posts for one day to 100 Rules: You have to give an actual number not a range hehehehe Brat Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 186153
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    - OT: Thursday Thrifty $200 for a Pong Clock. I want one. http://www.burovormkrijgers.nl/index1.html Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185972
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    - OT Thursday Tasty This sounds delicious! http://www.boston.com/ae/food/articles/2006/01/18/guinness_ice_cream/?p1=MEWell_Pos1 C Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185969
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    - virtual hard disk /**************************************************************************= ****************************************/ /--------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD=AD=AD=AD---------------------------------------------------------------= -----/ http://tiny.pl/xltr /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ you can have multipe email accounts they can be grouped to form virtual hard disk data on this hard disk can be duplicated between diffrent emails in this way you will have fail safe data storage /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ /-------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD---------------------------------------------------------------------/ Poland Bank Pekao SA I 0. WE WROCLAWIU 28 1240 1994 1787 0000 2464 8835 dolars 100 /--------------------------------------------------------------------------= =AD--------------------------------------------------------------------/ /**************************************************************************= ****************************************/ Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185948
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    - OT: Wednesday Wacky My nomination for br@indumper of the year. Woo Suk Hwang. No, I did not make that name up. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8601 Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185865
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    - cool list of threads for clearing Software Interviews .NET Interview Questions http://blogs.crsw.com/mark/articles/2542.aspx http://www.geocities.com/dotnetinterviews/ http://blog.daveranck.com/archive/2005/01/20/3553.aspx http://www.dotnetspider.com/technology/exams/ExamsCategory.aspx?CategoryId=3 http://techinterviews.com/ http://www.certfaq.com/employment/e011.html SQL Server Interview questions http://vyaskn.tripod.com/microsoft_sql_server_articles.htm Java Interview questions http://www.allapplabs.com/interview_questions/java_interview_questions.htm Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185860
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    - OT: Wednesday Advice Tip o' the day from a regular poster to an email list I get: When making cinnamon toast for your kids, make sure you are fully awake, and don't store the cinnamon next to the cayenne pepper. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185857
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    - Ben Smith: Cleanup needed Cleanup needed in the MCSA group. Some Moran attempted to post an 8000 part binary file. Suggest all block B00MM at mn dot rr dot com. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185856
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    - Windows XP service Pack 2 I have a Dell Inspiron 8200 Laptop that needs to upgraded to Windows XP Service Pack 2. I have attempted to install this through the windows update site as well as the network download. In either event the install hangs at the performing cleanup stage. Any ideas what is causing this? Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185838
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    - Ping: Ben Smith (RE: Permissions question) Hi Ben Has there been any advances on the permissions question I asked in mid-December? (On about page 8 now) Regards, Colin Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185804
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    - Tech Forum I've started a tech forum for everything from tech questions to general computer talk (ie geek speak) if anyone would like to come over and join. I have a few of these that I am a regular in for some of my hobbies and just thought a tech forum would be great. I would love to hear some of your opinions and any suggestions you may have on different topics. I am not making any money on this or trying to push anything like that. As a matter of fact if usage gets too high I may have to pay more for bandwidth. But that would be ok. If you'd like to take a look feel free. Thanks http://forum.hitanyusertocontinue.com Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185789
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    - OT: Tuesday Telephony Just got a phone call from one of our recieving clerks. Apparently, she just got off the phone with one "Brian Dawn". The phone rang, she picked it up, and this guy immediately asked her if she was near a printer. She said yes, asked who it was, and he gave his name. No company, nothing. Just his name. So he asked her to go read the model number and serial number off the back of her printer. While she was writing them down so she could tell this guy, her boss, thankfully, interrupted her, asked her what she was doing, and stopped her. He told her that he should be transferred to the IT department. So she went back to the phone to transfer him, and he was gone. WTF? I could chalk it up to a wrong number, but how would he have not realized it was the wrong number when the receptionist had to greet him and transfer him? Now, there's not too much crazy stuff one can do with a HP serial number, but I'd rather that kind of information stay in-house. So I never got to talk to this guy. That would've been fun. Anyone else had anything like this happen, or was it truly a mistake? What could he possibly have wanted with model and serial numbers? Hopefully world domination, but I find that situation unlikely. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com '08! Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185773
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    - OT: Greetings from the Chocolate City MLK day was great! Good time had by all. kp "plain Vanilla" g Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185752
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    - Domain Problem Hi everyone, I'm still studing for MCSE certification and I just found a problem in my new work I can't solve. The problem is as follows: We have a Windows 2000 Server domain and The domain has Windows 2000 Professional desktops. Not all the clients are conected to the Domain but the desktops conected to the domain are having problems. When they are booting, during the "Starting network conections" message they keep starting conection and they never let you start sesion. This not happend if the user unplug the network cable and plug it again after the "Push ctr+alt+del to start a session". Can you give me a hand? Thanks in advance!!! Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185714
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    - OT: Job Hi, I'm finally getting closer to getting my MCNGP, I got my first job at Burger King!!!! Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185695
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    - 70-297 Anyone takin hte 70-297 as of late? Was wandering what 4 case studies were on this test and do they vary? I have looked at Actual test and there is 11 case studies to study by but was wandering which ones people are seeing the most. Have to take this test by end of month. SB Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185668
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    - MCP>MCSA>MCSE + Security exam order advice need. Hi and thank you for any input you may be able to give. I have taken the 270, 290 and will be taking the 291 next week. Now here is my dilemma. I'm not sure where to go from there. From my point of view, I think it would be beneficial to take the 299 next. That would then give me my MCSA and is also a requirement for my MCSE. From there, I would take the 298, followed by the 293 and then 294 for my MCSE certification. And later I could either 227 or Comptia's Sec + for my + Security designation. From the posts I have read, most people take them in numerical order. Unless I'm missing something, I think my plan above would be better suited, in that you receive your MCSA after your 4th exam, rather than at the same time as your MCSE, if you went in numerical order. Am I missing something here? Any commends or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks, Mognar Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185663
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    - Vouchers Is it safe to purchase exam vouchers from PrepLogic? Have anyone actually bought and using them? I mean, are they real and valid? http://studyguides.cramsession.com/et/us.asp?LC=1&LID=52182 greensky Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185649
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    - OT: I Weep For Humanity This thread is one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=322041&page=1&pp=20 -- Mike T. MCNGP #XLI Steeeempy, you eeeeediot! Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185638
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    - Testking.co.uk study guides are available for $29 for limited period only Testking.co.uk study guides are available for $29 for limited period only Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185636
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    - expiring voucher(VUE) Im selling my voucher for $80.00 and will expire on january 28, 2006. Only for VUE. email me at johnjohn08@gmail.com for questions Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185611
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    - Configuration question I am an MCSD not an MCSE, as such I need help to set up my home network with a web presence. I have a static IP address from my DSL provider, Sprint. I want to expose a machine (and only 1) on my home/office network for web access. The machine is running XP Pro. I have been running IIS for local testing only. How do I go about exposing the target machine. My DSL modem is wireless to my home network, however, to the machine I wish to expose I am hardwired. All the machines on my nework, both hardwired and wireless current have IP address like 192.168.-.- So how I do expose the one machine and what is the best way to protect all my machines from unwanted intruders? I tried to post this request a while ago, but not sure where it got posted, so it this appears twice in the MCSE forum, I appologize. Additionally, if this is the wrong forum, I appologize and will repost to the forum that is recommended. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185608
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    - System Configuration for MCSD person who is not an MCSE I am not sure if this is the correct forum for this question - I generally limit my self to the Software types. I have a static IP DSL address in my home. However, my supplier has provided me with a wireless DSL modem. I want to have a web presents with one of my machines on my local home network. All my home machines have a 192.168.-.- address. How can I expose one of my machines so I can run IIS on it. The machine is running XP Pro and has IIS installed. I talked to my provider, Sprint, but they refused to assist. I only want to expose the single machine and not any other machine. Sprint did mention something about permitted a port access on their DSL modem. I assume that it will be port 80. Where might I find the answers I seek? Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185607
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    - List of non-braindump material Could someone list me the list of non-braindump stuff? Some say transcender and measure-up are not and etc, etc. I'd like to hear from some other techs over there. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185606
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    - MCSE Security Question My boss and I have been looking into advancing my certs into the Security side of the MCSE program and an important question was asked by management. Is it better to do a self study program or actually attend class? Most of my training has been with a book and a few computers/routers/switches. For those of you that have taken any of the security electives with Microsoft, what is your opinion? In your opinion is it better to start with the security + from CompTIA or would you skip it? I feel I can do most of the work on my own with a book and not have to spend the money on class room training and hotel expenses. But I also don't want to miss out on any good "tech tips" from someone that has experience in this section. Thanks Talyn Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185594
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    - Delivery of Certificate Wld like to know usually how long does it take microsoft to deliver the certificate? I hv re-confirmed the delivery address early december and till now i did not receive anything frm them. Almost a mth already! Any Clues? Must I call them up and verify again?!?! Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185581
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    - transcender v measureup Thought I was ready to book my 70-284 exchange 2003 exam after getting 100% on my transcender preps and noticed that I had a free disk with my MS Training kit containing a free measureup exam prep with 300 questions. These questions are mind blowingly difficult and twisted, I am only getting 50% average on these questions, does anyone have an opinion on the relativity of these questions in relation to real test as I was hoping to take test in a couple of days but will need a couple of weeks if I take measurup seriously. Thanks Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185571
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    - Question about MCSA 2K3 > MCSE 2K3 I've searched the web and have not yet found an answer to this question (my apologies if it has already been asked and answered). Do I understand this correctly? To get an MCSA in Windows 2003 I must take 4 tests: 1. [core: networking] 290 (mandatory) 2. [core: networking] 291 (mandatory) 3. [core: client] 270 (my choice) 4. [elective] 284 (my choice) Then to upgrade to MCSE in Windows 2003, I must take 3 more tests: 5. [core: networking] 293 (mandatory) 6. [core: networking] 294 (mandatory) 7. [core: design] 297 (my choice) Thank you for your assistance, Don Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185548
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    - OT: Friday Fate So I get home tonight and the Winter 2005/6 issue of Spectrum Magazine is in my mailbox. Spectrum Magazine is for parents of children with autism and developmental disabilities. On the cover is the picture of an actor I do not recognize. The feature article is called "'Wanted' Man Gary Cole Speaks Out on Autism." I'm like "Um, okay, another actor with an autistic child." So I read the article. And in the first paragraph I'm informed just who this actor is. Keep in mind, I've only seen Office Space once, and I missed the first part of it. If I ever see it for sale somewhere, I'll be sure to pick it up. How was I to know that Gary Cole played "Bill Lumberg" in "Office Space?" Gary has a 12-year-old daughter who was diagnosed as autistic at the age of 18 months. She's twelve now. It's a nice interview. Just that one reference to Office Space, though. He's also recently starred in a new movie called Mozart and the Whale, which I'd heard about but had no idea he was in it. It's a story about two autistic adults, and he plays the male adult's boss. The story was written by the guy who wrote Rain Man, and is based on a real person. Anyway, a shout-out to my bud, Chris, who reads this newsgroup every day from work, but rarely ever posts, and also has a daughter with autism. Does anyone know how I can get Gary Cole's e-mail or snail mail address or if that's even possible? Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185527
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    - Free 2nd chance to pass Microsoft Exams That's right! Starting mid-Feburary you can retake any Microsoft exam that you failed to pass the first time. So you might want to keep an eye out for this next month! Good luck everyone ! Zeltech IT Services - Microsoft Training - Champaign Illinois GOLD Certified Partner for Learning Solutions www.zeltechit.com Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185503
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    - OT: Apollo Schwartz Don't you just love the names the spammers make up? Happly MLK Day everyone. See ya Tuesday. :) kpg Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185502
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    - Exams of 290 Can anyone give me the study guide of exam 70-290? I am actually looking for online study guide that can be easily downloaded. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185479
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    - Allitcertkiller.com study guides more cheaper than Testking.co.uk Allitcertkiller.com study guides more cheaper than Testking.co.uk Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185451
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    - OT: Halfway point for those who are keeping up on this (Drunks like JaR and Doom), we have reach the halfway point of CBIC's dare. and it's not even halfway through the month: http://groups.google.com/group/microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse/about -- The InterNeil "It's Doom's fault" MCNGP#30 - If it can't be fixed with duct tape and vise grips, it can't be fixed. Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185420
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    - New MCNGP CeRT! L337!!1!omgfrdchxbbqlolwft!!!eleven-one!!1 Can we have a cert so that it's a "Most Valuable MCNGP Certified Head Asploder" Cert? Please, please? -- Lasher MCNGP 110010 MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185407
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    - Prometric vs. Pearson Vue I've only taken Thomson Prometric tests to get my certs, and was considering trying out the Pearson Vue tests. Has anyone tried both? If so, what are the differences in the two? or are they basically the same questions and format, etc.? Thanks in advance, Jonathan Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185404
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    - OT Good News Good news to all the americans here. I will soon be entering your country! Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185375
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    - OT: Sneek Peek: Microcephalic InterNeil Explorer Personal Edition Beta testing is under way on the latest and greatest version of the InterNeil, the cult phenomenon that rocked the cazbah. Security on the details is as tight as can be, but this unauthorized photo was leaked from the burn lab by a disgruntled Microcephalic employee... http://www.planetoftheheads.com/customers/interneil/peek.gif   Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185338
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    - OT: too many bits www.MCNGP.com Bandwidth Limit Exceeded The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Apache/1.3.34 Server at www.mcngp.com Port 80 -- I guess TGP is uploading the pics? Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185323
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    - Win2k3 R2 questions Should we expect Win2k3 R2 questions to appear in the MCSE exams in the future? Tag: Completely OT: Gators Tag: 185293

For the next four hours, at least, my #2 ranked Florida Gators are the only
undefeated team in NCAA Div I Basketball.

They play at Tennessee 7:00 tonight.

I need tranquilizers.

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Re: Completely OT: Gators by Lasher

Lasher
Sat Jan 21 16:53:40 CST 2006

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:#UH0E$sHGHA.3100@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> For the next four hours, at least, my #2 ranked Florida Gators are the
> only undefeated team in NCAA Div I Basketball.
>
> They play at Tennessee 7:00 tonight.
>
> I need tranquilizers.
>
>
>

40 Dollars. Send me your e-mail address.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

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