Check Out This Great Site (Revised)

While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on this amazing Web site
that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for anyone who is
perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you what it is, let me
tell you a little something about it. For example, did you know that this
site will actually explain to you in detail specifically which exams are
required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA: Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE:
Messaging, MCSE: Security, and even the MCDBA?

For example, I found out using this wonderful resource that it takes only
one exam to become an MCP; that 70-218 is a requirement along with three
other exams for an MCSA; that seven exams are required to earn the MCSE
status whereas eight exams to are required for the MCSE with a
specialization in Messaging or Security for the Windows 2003 track but only
seven are required for Windows 2000 track?

Now I know what you must be thinking, "How could there possibly be such a
site as great as this?", but I assure you, it is there. But for those are
either unable or just plain unwilling to search for such a site as this, I
will grant you the gracious and selfless favor of posting a link (you know,
that blue text that's underlined) to this absolute pure gold that is
masquerading as just a mere Website. Are you ready?

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Here!!!

http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/default.asp





























Well, what the h3ll were you expecting!?
http://www.howtobeastupidlazycheatinggoodfornothingbraindumpingsapsucker.com
?

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

nerd32768
Fri Jun 25 11:10:01 CDT 2004

good one

kpg
Fri Jun 25 11:18:33 CDT 2004


"nerd32768" <brin{removethis}sons@spymac.com> wrote in message
news:u1sxf7sWEHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\132276.htm (6/25/2004 11:18:21
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> good one
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well, not that good.

billLASTINIT
Fri Jun 25 11:22:15 CDT 2004

TechGeekPro wrote:
> While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on this amazing
> Web site that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for
> anyone who is perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you
> what it is, let me tell you a little something about it. For example,
> did you know that this site will actually explain to you in detail
> specifically which exams are required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA:
> Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE: Messaging, MCSE: Security, and
> even the MCDBA?

<Snip>

You're starting to grow on me.

--
Fris "Stop it" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

RH
Fri Jun 25 11:22:26 CDT 2004

EXCELLENT POST!!!!!
>-----Original Message-----
>While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on
this amazing Web site
>that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for
anyone who is
>perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you
what it is, let me
>tell you a little something about it. For example, did
you know that this
>site will actually explain to you in detail specifically
which exams are
>required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA: Messaging, MCSA:
Security, MCSE, MCSE:
>Messaging, MCSE: Security, and even the MCDBA?
>
>For example, I found out using this wonderful resource
that it takes only
>one exam to become an MCP; that 70-218 is a requirement
along with three
>other exams for an MCSA; that seven exams are required
to earn the MCSE
>status whereas eight exams to are required for the MCSE
with a
>specialization in Messaging or Security for the Windows
2003 track but only
>seven are required for Windows 2000 track?
>
>Now I know what you must be thinking, "How could there
possibly be such a
>site as great as this?", but I assure you, it is there.
But for those are
>either unable or just plain unwilling to search for such
a site as this, I
>will grant you the gracious and selfless favor of
posting a link (you know,
>that blue text that's underlined) to this absolute pure
gold that is
>masquerading as just a mere Website. Are you ready?
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>--
>I may not be completely certified, but I am completely
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Consultant
Fri Jun 25 11:28:37 CDT 2004

you switchin teams?

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23EM8VCtWEHA.3016@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> TechGeekPro wrote:
> > While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on this amazing
> > Web site that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for
> > anyone who is perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you
> > what it is, let me tell you a little something about it. For example,
> > did you know that this site will actually explain to you in detail
> > specifically which exams are required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA:
> > Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE: Messaging, MCSE: Security, and
> > even the MCDBA?
>
> <Snip>
>
> You're starting to grow on me.
>
> --
> Fris "Stop it" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.tk
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

billLASTINIT
Fri Jun 25 11:32:37 CDT 2004

Consultant wrote:
> you switchin teams?

Either you didn't read the entire post, or you're grossly mis-interpreting
what I wrote.

--
Fris "It wouldn't be the first time for either" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Neil
Fri Jun 25 11:44:28 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:#EM8VCtWEHA.3016
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>
> You're starting to grow on me.

so does mold, bateria, etc.
;)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Fri Jun 25 11:44:49 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:jKudndrSm-D60EHdRVn-hg@adelphia.com:

> While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on this amazing Web
> site that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for anyone
> who is perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you what it
> is, let me tell you a little something about it. For example, did you
> know that this site will actually explain to you in detail
> specifically which exams are required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA:
> Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE: Messaging, MCSE: Security, and
> even the MCDBA?

you have no ides how long I've been looking for this....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

billLASTINIT
Fri Jun 25 11:48:21 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
> Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in
> news:#EM8VCtWEHA.3016 @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> You're starting to grow on me.
>
> so does mold, bateria, etc.
> ;)

That's why I said "Stop it"

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 25 11:50:17 CDT 2004

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:#EM8VCtWEHA.3016@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> TechGeekPro wrote:
> > While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on this amazing
> > Web site that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for
> > anyone who is perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you
> > what it is, let me tell you a little something about it. For example,
> > did you know that this site will actually explain to you in detail
> > specifically which exams are required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA:
> > Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE: Messaging, MCSE: Security, and
> > even the MCDBA?
>
> <Snip>
>
> You're starting to grow on me.

There's a fungus among us.

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 25 11:52:26 CDT 2004

"RH" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:218cd01c45ad0$9a3e2d40$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> EXCELLENT POST!!!!!

Thank you. I was quite tired (and drunk I might add) at the time. It was
originally posted (with "chalk's term") at 8:20 this morning.

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 25 11:54:00 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951381AB18D96neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:jKudndrSm-D60EHdRVn-hg@adelphia.com:
>
> > While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on this amazing Web
> > site that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic resource for anyone
> > who is perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I tell you what it
> > is, let me tell you a little something about it. For example, did you
> > know that this site will actually explain to you in detail
> > specifically which exams are required for the MCP, MCSA, MCSA:
> > Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE: Messaging, MCSE: Security, and
> > even the MCDBA?
>
> you have no ides how long I've been looking for this....

"[I'm] here to help".

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

Neil
Fri Jun 25 11:52:35 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:OX2w6QtWEHA.4020
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> so does mold, bateria, etc.
>> ;)
>
> That's why I said "Stop it"
>
>

wash, it's faster...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

JaR
Fri Jun 25 12:00:46 CDT 2004

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 09:44:49 -0700, Neil extemporised:

> you have no ides how long I've been looking for this....

Since March?

JaR
Et tu Thug

Neil
Fri Jun 25 12:12:50 CDT 2004

JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
news:pan.2004.06.25.17.00.46.641792@softhome.net:

> On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 09:44:49 -0700, Neil extemporised:
>
>> you have no ides how long I've been looking for this....
>
> Since March?
>
> JaR
> Et tu Thug
>

nyuk,nyuk,nyuk...
Fine I'll go now....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Fri Jun 25 12:17:51 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:_radnbzudfHWxUHdRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
> "RH" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:218cd01c45ad0$9a3e2d40$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> > EXCELLENT POST!!!!!
>
> Thank you. I was quite tired (and drunk I might add) at the time. It was
> originally posted (with "chalk's term") at 8:20 this morning.

You were drunk at 8:20 am? So, were you *still* drunk, or drunk *again*?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 25 12:26:50 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uI5nQhtWEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:_radnbzudfHWxUHdRVn-hw@adelphia.com...
> > "RH" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> > news:218cd01c45ad0$9a3e2d40$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> > > EXCELLENT POST!!!!!
> >
> > Thank you. I was quite tired (and drunk I might add) at the time. It was
> > originally posted (with "chalk's term") at 8:20 this morning.
>
> You were drunk at 8:20 am? So, were you *still* drunk, or drunk *again*?

Yes.

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

Ken
Fri Jun 25 12:32:01 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:0oydnabBvM_H_UHd4p2dnA@adelphia.com...
> > You were drunk at 8:20 am? So, were you *still* drunk, or drunk *again*?
>
> Yes.

Impressive. Has the computer stopped spinning yet?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

TechGeekPro
Fri Jun 25 12:46:09 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:u0tKLptWEHA.1152@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:0oydnabBvM_H_UHd4p2dnA@adelphia.com...
> > > You were drunk at 8:20 am? So, were you *still* drunk, or drunk
*again*?
> >
> > Yes.
>
> Impressive. Has the computer stopped spinning yet?

Which one, the one on the right or on the left?

--
I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.

Consultant
Fri Jun 25 12:58:27 CDT 2004

no, i didn't misread.

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:uV3QIItWEHA.2972@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> Consultant wrote:
> > you switchin teams?
>
> Either you didn't read the entire post, or you're grossly mis-interpreting
> what I wrote.
>
> --
> Fris "It wouldn't be the first time for either" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.tk
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

Spyke
Fri Jun 25 13:57:26 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns9513866BB3BBCneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> JaR <Nunyobidness@softhome.net> wrote in
> news:pan.2004.06.25.17.00.46.641792@softhome.net:
>
>> On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 09:44:49 -0700, Neil extemporised:
>>
>>> you have no ides how long I've been looking for this....
>>
>> Since March?
>>
>> JaR
>> Et tu Thug
>>
>
> nyuk,nyuk,nyuk...
> Fine I'll go now....
>

*waves bye bye to Neil*

--

Cheers,
Spyke

Neil
Fri Jun 25 14:06:32 CDT 2004

Spyke <spyke@mailinator.com> wrote in
news:Xns95139826CAA7Espykemailinator.com@207.46.248.16:

> *waves bye bye to Neil*

HAHAHAHAHAHA, like I would really leave.....

I'll stay to torment you all for years now.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Fri Jun 25 14:20:03 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns951399B23C03Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> I'll stay to torment you all for years now.

Ooooohhhhhhhh sh!t.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Neil
Fri Jun 25 14:28:18 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:#uEsiluWEHA.556
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns951399B23C03Dneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>
>> I'll stay to torment you all for years now.
>
> Ooooohhhhhhhh sh!t.
>

perfect...
:)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

RH
Fri Jun 25 15:03:13 CDT 2004

Sure....but will you please type the url in the address
bar of my browser for me???
>-----Original Message-----
>"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
>news:jKudndrSm-D60EHdRVn-hg@adelphia.com:
>
>> While browsing the Internet last night, I happened on
this amazing Web
>> site that is sure to be an absolutely fantastic
resource for anyone
>> who is perusing a Microsoft certification. Before I
tell you what it
>> is, let me tell you a little something about it. For
example, did you
>> know that this site will actually explain to you in
detail
>> specifically which exams are required for the MCP,
MCSA, MCSA:
>> Messaging, MCSA: Security, MCSE, MCSE: Messaging,
MCSE: Security, and
>> even the MCDBA?
>
>you have no ides how long I've been looking for this....
>
>--
>Neil MCNGP #30
>"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
>.
>

disgruntled
Tue Jun 29 01:01:21 CDT 2004

my god...ur so funny and witty! hahaha