OT: Canadian Border

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11016787/

"An unspecified number of Canadian border agents, who are unarmed, left
their posts during the incident because they were concerned about their
safety, said Paula Shore, a spokeswoman for the Canada Border Services
Agency. "


JaR, you're closest, take a gun and go secure those new Canadian oil fields.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 13:03:34 CST 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:#cZpRCeIGHA.2704
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> new Canadian oil fields.

IF you're yakkin about the Tar Sands, they aren't new, even though 60
minutoes mentioned them this week. And they are in AB no BC

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JaR
Wed Jan 25 13:37:19 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> new Canadian oil fields.
>
> IF you're yakkin about the Tar Sands, they aren't new, even though 60
> minutoes mentioned them this week. And they are in AB no BC

And I think we already prolly own them.

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Neil
Wed Jan 25 14:01:44 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9756763975653Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> And I think we already prolly own them.

fine, just send em the check

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MitchS
Wed Jan 25 14:26:02 CST 2006

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:%23cZpRCeIGHA.2704@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11016787/
>
> "An unspecified number of Canadian border agents, who are unarmed, left
> their posts during the incident because they were concerned about their
> safety, said Paula Shore, a spokeswoman for the Canada Border Services
> Agency. "
>
>
> JaR, you're closest, take a gun and go secure those new Canadian oil
> fields.

Law enforcement officials without guns. Who ever heard such.

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kpg
Wed Jan 25 14:47:09 CST 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like

> Law enforcement officials without guns. Who ever heard such.

Even Bobbies carry guns these days.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 14:50:00 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:eCii50eIGHA.3176@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Law enforcement officials without guns. Who ever heard such.

border guard <> law enforcement...neither is the mall security guard

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kpg
Wed Jan 25 14:53:57 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> border guard <> law enforcement

Well, there's your problem.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 14:59:29 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns975697873F8BCipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>
>> border guard <> law enforcement
>
> Well, there's your problem.
>

it would cost us too much in horses to put a Mountie at every border
crossing....

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MitchS
Wed Jan 25 15:04:58 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9756A110F8B92neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
> news:eCii50eIGHA.3176@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>> Law enforcement officials without guns. Who ever heard such.
>
> border guard <> law enforcement...neither is the mall security guard

Sorry, musta been thinkin bout our Border Patrol. They have guns, at least
in the movies that is.

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kpg
Wed Jan 25 15:03:26 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187915.htm (1/25/2006
> 3:02:42 PM) # did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns975697873F8BCipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like
>>
>>> border guard <> law enforcement
>>
>> Well, there's your problem.
>>
>
> it would cost us too much in horses to put a Mountie at every border
> crossing....

but it would look soooooo cool.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 15:11:28 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns97569922E758Aipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> but it would look soooooo cool.

so would a chorus line of dancing penguins, but we're not gonna do it

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Neil
Wed Jan 25 15:12:21 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:OU97pKfIGHA.516@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> border guard <> law enforcement...neither is the mall security guard
>
> Sorry, musta been thinkin bout our Border Patrol. They have guns, at
> least in the movies that is.

where you are the mall guards prolly have guns. semi-automatics

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kpg
Wed Jan 25 15:18:21 CST 2006

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187944.htm (1/25/2006
> 3:17:19 PM) # did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
> news:Xns97569922E758Aipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:
>
>> but it would look soooooo cool.
>
> so would a chorus line of dancing penguins, but we're not gonna do it

Well, I don't thing the decision is up to you.

Neil
Wed Jan 25 15:26:26 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns97569BAA14CB1ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> Well, I don't thing the decision is up to you.

please, I'm the InterNeil

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MitchS
Wed Jan 25 15:29:48 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9756A4DA83AE2neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
> news:OU97pKfIGHA.516@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>>> border guard <> law enforcement...neither is the mall security guard
>>
>> Sorry, musta been thinkin bout our Border Patrol. They have guns, at
>> least in the movies that is.
>
> where you are the mall guards prolly have guns. semi-automatics

And shotguns, tear gas, pepper spray, ASP's...

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JaR
Wed Jan 25 16:16:10 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Neil:

>
> border guard <> law enforcement...

????But what then is the purpose of having the border there in the first
place?

Why not just lock up all those little shacks and tell tham to go home?

What do they do if they tell a bunch of guys that they can't cross the
border, and they just tell the so-called "guard" to go fsck themselves?
Do they hold their breath until they turn purple?

Or maybe yell at the illegal crosser in a stern voice?

I've been across that border a jillion times, and I swear, it never
occurred to me that the Canuck "guards" were unarmed! That's too funny!

"Stop! Or I'll stomp my little foot!"

Hahahahaha!

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JaR
Wed Jan 25 16:18:02 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

> where you are the mall guards certainly have guns. full-automatics

Iffywtfefy

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LnkWizard
Wed Jan 25 16:24:06 CST 2006


"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:epTBiYfIGHA.3904@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> And shotguns, tear gas, pepper spray, ASP's...
>
> --

I get a catalog where you can order that stuff if you feel you really
need it, except the shotguns and tear gas.

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JaR
Wed Jan 25 16:38:54 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of LnkWizard:

> I get a catalog where you can order that stuff if you feel you really
> need it, except the shotguns and tear gas.

Well, thanks, but what we really needed was more shotguns and tear gas.

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gtright
Wed Jan 25 19:43:03 CST 2006

They have bears there why would they need to have guns

"Jtyc" wrote:

> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11016787/
>
> "An unspecified number of Canadian border agents, who are unarmed, left
> their posts during the incident because they were concerned about their
> safety, said Paula Shore, a spokeswoman for the Canada Border Services
> Agency. "
>
>
> JaR, you're closest, take a gun and go secure those new Canadian oil fields.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

Neil
Wed Jan 25 20:02:06 CST 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:uepYP4fIGHA.1728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:epTBiYfIGHA.3904@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>>
>> And shotguns, tear gas, pepper spray, ASP's...
>>
>> --
>
> I get a catalog where you can order that stuff if you feel you really
> need it, except the shotguns and tear gas.
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5
>
> http://www.mcngp.com
> "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>

do you work for a mall security guard company

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Neil
Wed Jan 25 20:04:31 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9756912815E10Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

>
> "Stop! Or I'll stomp my little foot!"

so you've been to the border...

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PC
Thu Jan 26 03:06:51 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97568F05972FAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
> news:#cZpRCeIGHA.2704
> @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> new Canadian oil fields.
>
> IF you're yakkin about the Tar Sands, they aren't new, even though 60
> minutoes mentioned them this week. And they are in AB no BC

What about CD and DE?

Microcephalic S. "Brought to you by the number F" Bob

Neil
Thu Jan 26 06:48:22 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:OMk03elIGHA.3936@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>> IF you're yakkin about the Tar Sands, they aren't new, even though 60
>> minutoes mentioned them this week. And they are in AB no BC
>
> What about CD and DE?

AB = Alberta
BC = British Columbia

CD = Canadian Defict (too large to speak of)
DE = Draining Energies (which is what's happening to me after thinking up
acronyms this early in the morning)

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MitchS
Thu Jan 26 07:37:18 CST 2006

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975695034DB68Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of LnkWizard:
>
>> I get a catalog where you can order that stuff if you feel you really
>> need it, except the shotguns and tear gas.
>
> Well, thanks, but what we really needed was more shotguns and tear gas.

Maybe we could just get lots more shotguns and some of those rubber riot
slugs?

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 07:47:41 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:OdTlK1nIGHA.524@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Maybe we could just get lots more shotguns and some of those rubber riot
> slugs?

water cannons and tazers (sounds like a fun combo)

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LnkWizard
Thu Jan 26 08:08:01 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9756D5FA7F58Eneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> do you work for a mall security guard company
>
> --

Was a Volunteer Fireman while at college, I ordered some real
serious First Responder Kits from the company and have been
getting their catalogs since.

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Thu Jan 26 08:19:03 CST 2006

did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
news:emUfsHoIGHA.2320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Was a Volunteer Fireman while at college, I ordered some real
> serious First Responder Kits from the company and have been
> getting their catalogs since.

volunteer firefighters need pepper spray in the US. NO THAT'S HOT CHILI!

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LnkWizard
Thu Jan 26 08:49:12 CST 2006


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97575EC8647FAneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> say in
> news:emUfsHoIGHA.2320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > Was a Volunteer Fireman while at college, I ordered some real
> > serious First Responder Kits from the company and have been
> > getting their catalogs since.
>
> volunteer firefighters need pepper spray in the US. NO THAT'S HOT CHILI!
>
> --

How do you think we make the chili so spicy hot?
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Thu Jan 26 09:05:18 CST 2006

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#IvSteoIGHA.3036@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> How do you think we make the chili so spicy hot?

I thought it was the Blair's Special reserve:

http://extremefood.com/product.php?id=83
&FUNK_SESSION=d7829ce4037c0e9e6ce5ccc4569980d9

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JaR
Thu Jan 26 10:26:36 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> "Stop! Or I'll stomp my little foot!"
>
> so you've been to the border...

Many times. And the next time I do, I'm prolly gonna get strip searched
because I won't be able to keep a straight face when I'm talking to the
canuck border guards.

"Are you bringing any firearms into Canada?"

"Why, would you like to borrow it?"

Hahahahaaaaa...

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PC
Thu Jan 26 10:43:59 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975755E466D5BTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...

> They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
> ~Janet Reno

Ah, crap. I was momentarily pleased that I was someone else's tagline, until
immediately afterwards finding that it somehow puts my name in the same file
as Janet Reno's.

Hmm.... The InterReno...

Frisbee®
Thu Jan 26 10:48:47 CST 2006

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975755E466D5BTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
> plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>> "Stop! Or I'll stomp my little foot!"
>>
>> so you've been to the border...
>
> Many times. And the next time I do, I'm prolly gonna get strip searched
> because I won't be able to keep a straight face when I'm talking to the
> canuck border guards.
>
> "Are you bringing any firearms into Canada?"
>
> "Why, would you like to borrow it?"

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to... oh wait, you don't
have a gun.

JaR
Thu Jan 26 11:01:28 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Frisbee®:

>>
>> "Why, would you like to borrow it?"
>
> Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to... oh wait, you
> don't have a gun.

I swear, I better have a brane scrub before I EVER try to cross that dang
border again!

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 11:02:11 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns975755E466D5BTalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>> "Stop! Or I'll stomp my little foot!"
>>
>> so you've been to the border...
>
> Many times. And the next time I do, I'm prolly gonna get strip
> searched because I won't be able to keep a straight face when I'm
> talking to the canuck border guards.
>
> "Are you bringing any firearms into Canada?"
>
> "Why, would you like to borrow it?"
>
> Hahahahaaaaa...
>

strip search is unlikely. if you tell them you have a gun they will run
away....


"RUN AWAY!!!!"

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 11:05:15 CST 2006

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in
news:uo6QVgpIGHA.984@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to... oh wait, you
> don't have a gun.

appearently they will soon. The new federales are saying that it was a
bit embarrasing the other day and they had already promised to put guns
into teh hands of the border cops during the election (yeah, yeah
promises, promises). The thing I find most embarassing is not that they
don't have guns, but turned tail and ran like little girls when a car of
"criminals" was heading thier direction.

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 11:10:34 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97575BCCF64D1Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

>> Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to... oh wait, you
>> don't have a gun.
>
> I swear, I better have a brane scrub before I EVER try to cross that
> dang border again!

we have gay marriage here. you could meet the man of your dreams at the
border. Could be a lengthly strip search....

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JaR
Thu Jan 26 11:14:25 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

> appearently they will soon. The new federales are saying that it was a
> bit embarrasing the other day and they had already promised to put guns
> into teh hands of the border cops during the election (yeah, yeah
> promises, promises).

I hope that they've already been debating this for about 20 years. It takes
your gov at least that long to agree on anything.

> The thing I find most embarassing is not that they
> don't have guns, but turned tail and ran like little girls when a car of
> "criminals" was heading thier direction.

Well...to be fair, they ARE Canadians after all.

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JaR
Thu Jan 26 11:21:09 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> I swear, I better have a brane scrub before I EVER try to cross that
>> dang border again!
>
> we have gay marriage here. you could meet the man of your dreams at the
> border. Could be a lengthly strip search....

Hahahaahhaaaaa!!!!

O cripes, I may have to move farther _from_ that border! They got to be
able to hear me howling from here.

Hello boys, wanna see my....gun?


HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAahahahaaaaaajkdaiarj3eadw394u1-58725795&6)*&A^&^!!!!!

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 12:30:26 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97575F230B9F5Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> O cripes, I may have to move farther _from_ that border! They got to be
> able to hear me howling from here.

they have batons, that strip search could get unpleasant unless you co-
operate

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 12:31:00 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97575DFFD4E17Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> I hope that they've already been debating this for about 20 years. It
> takes your gov at least that long to agree on anything.

it's a new gov...it will take longer...

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Thu Jan 26 12:31:12 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97575DFFD4E17Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Well...to be fair, they ARE Canadians after all.

p!s$ off

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JaR
Thu Jan 26 12:56:51 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>
> they have batons, that strip search could get unpleasant unless you co-
> operate

I can see the headlines. "Canadian border gays^H^H^Hguards beat man for
laughing at them" "Canadian border guard has baton surgically removed from
anus" "Armed immigrant forces Canadian border guard to eat own baton"
"Canadian border guard fired for playing with his 'baton' on duty" and
finally: "Canuck border guard squeals like a girl and runs after mean
tourist laughs threateningly at him"

Oh, he11, I just better give up and forget about ever crossing that border
again. They are never going to let anybody cross that is laughing so hard
he peed hisself when they ask if he has any guns.

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 13:00:04 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97576F5D6BC39Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Oh, he11, I just better give up and forget about ever crossing that
> border again.

just so long as this occurs, my time in this froup has been well wasted

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JaR
Thu Jan 26 12:59:00 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> Well...to be fair, they ARE Canadians after all.
>
> p!s$ off

Please. Don't whip out your 'baton' again!


AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!11!!!111

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Neil
Thu Jan 26 13:03:14 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97576FB9E949ATalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

>>> Well...to be fair, they ARE Canadians after all.
>>
>> p!s$ off
>
> Please. Don't whip out your 'baton' again!
>
>
> AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!11!!!111

yer such a jerk...shame that I have to laugh anyway...

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T-Bone
Thu Jan 26 13:04:37 CST 2006

"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote
> What do they do if they tell a bunch of guys that they can't cross the
> border, and they just tell the so-called "guard" to go fsck themselves?
> Do they hold their breath until they turn purple?

Nope, they just call down to the nice men with the automatic weaponry
further down the road.

Look carefully next time you cross the border. You'll see there's always a
couple of cars parked near the exit from the border stations.

Then there's the signs at the midwest crossings:

"Please proceed to the next town and check in with US customs".
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TechGeekPro
Thu Jan 26 20:42:33 CST 2006

On Jan 26, 2006 at 2:03pm "Neil" blathered:

> did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
> news:Xns97576FB9E949ATalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:
>
>>>> Well...to be fair, they ARE Canadians after all.
>>>
>>> p!s$ off
>>
>> Please. Don't whip out your 'baton' again!
>>
>>
>> AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!11!!!111
>
> yer such a jerk...shame that I have to laugh anyway...

Good. That makes me feel better for laughing.

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