OT: Monday night entertainment
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/brutal_way_to_slaughter_pig_for_consumption_video.html Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154125
Last Day for Windows 2000 MCSE certification
Hello all. I'm in the middle of obtaining my Windows 2000
MCSE certification and still have 4 exams to go. I've
heard rumors that you can no longer take the exams after
December 31, 2004. Is this true? Please advise.
Thank you!! Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154089
What should I use to study
I have been working on the MCSE for a little while and I'm
not sure I am studying efficiently or using the best
material. It just seems to be taking too long.
What books, lab media/training cds and test prep exams do
you recommend. I just purchased the entire TrainSignal
Video CBT lab set. I also have the CBT's from CBT nugget,
including the 70-218 and 70-224 for my electives.
Any help would be appreciated. Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154078
2000 Servers Dropping Network
We just added Marimba tuner to our servers and now we have been dropping the
network connection , It displays connected but
we can not ping our gateway or anything else , unless we reboot or disable
the nic and renable .
any seen this before ? Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154067
70-225
Hey
Does anyone have some experience with the 70-225 test. Is
the trandumper from mcsebraindumps.com still relevant? Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154065
labs for 70-270
Hi All!
I built a small network (Win XP Pro and Win 2003 Server) so I can practice
for MCSE exams.
Can someone recommend any good labs for 70-270, please?
Thanks in advance.
Happy Holidays! Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154051
"Mail Recipient" Command Missing on "SendTo" Menu
I had AOL 9.0 in my computer, which changed my send to command from Outlook
Express to AOL Mail. In an effort tp correct problem I changed the
properties to Outlook Express". This did not correct the Problem. I
researched Help and found article # 182378 which I followed. Now, "Mail
Recipient does not appear at all under the "SendTo" menu. I have a screen
shot available of this from windows explorer but I'm unable to attach a file
in this forum.
Does anyone have any suggestions to correct my problem?
Thanks Jerry Glazier, Jr. Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154050
error : "The Cluster IP is already in use"
Hello to everyone,
I have 2 cluster nodes with W2K Advanced Server.
I want to add an IIS server resource,so when im trying first
to add an IP resource (the IP of a specific web site , ex.172.16.0.15)
i took the below msg :
"The Cluster IP is already in use"
Error ID : 5057.
I found that link : http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=282006
but it doesnt helps.
Why this happens?? I have configure the web site in IIS with this IP, and i
have alrady configure DNS with a A record .
Everything works fine,but why i cant add the IP of the website as a IP
resource ?? and after to setup an IIS resouce in cluster node??
Any help would be appreciable.
thnx Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154049
Starting Point
Hello,
I am looking to start on my MCSE certification and wanted to know which
should be my entry point - MCSE 2003 or Do I have to start with with MCSE
2000.
Thank You
Dave Lugo Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 154037
Which Test Is Hardest?
oooh I know this will be tempting to flame-
but I've got a voucher that will get me into one free MS class.
I have to pick between one of the 4 core or 70-297 (designing AD) on the
2003 MCSE track.
(or if anybody has one left, I'd like that bitter pill that packs 5 years of
hands on experience.) Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153994
Information exam 70-297
hi guys
i need some realy good tips for passing out exam 70-297,
any one have any idea regarding this exam Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153982
microsoft e-learning
anyone has experience of microsoft e-learning?
does it help? cause i dont want to spend all my money to seminars.
thanks. Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153968
exg 2003
i have passed mcse on 2000 track and i wish to take exam
on exchange 2003 now as per the employers advice.
is it possible to me to take the exam straightaway from
mcse 2000 to exchange 2003 Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153965
{OT} Yet anudda
Remarkable stress releiver. In Spanish, but you'll figure it out;
http://www.thestylemachine.com/metele/
JaR
Calmed Thug Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153944
[OT] Doggone wheatbacks C&C
Found in another froup. Enjoy.
JaR
Tuesday, November 16, 2004 The Columbus Dispatch
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada
has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols
to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is
prompting the exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon
be required to hunt, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields
at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a
Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red
Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold,
exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some
free-range. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a
chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected fences, but
the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare
Rush Limbaugh across fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The
liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they
wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet near the
Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across
the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people
are not prepared for rugged conditions" an Ontario border patrolman
said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did
have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are
caught, they're sent back across the border, wailing loudly that they
fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about
the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which
liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR.
In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes
ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as
senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs.
After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs,
Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the
supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the
accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about
their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the
illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting
all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals,
but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident
said. ''How many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice
President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that
the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close
to Cheney said "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts.
And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The
president is determined to reach out." Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153943
Advice about 70-220
I try to pass this exam unsuccessfull, i read the sybex book, i was
confident, but something happend.
Any advice for take this exam next. Focus more in things or what exam test
do you recomend me.
Sincerely,
Rafael Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153928
Discount coupon/voucher for MCP Certifications!!!!
Does anyone have Discount coupon/voucher 70-215/210 exam? I have seen a
message with 15% off coupon a while ago..
Your help is appreciated..
Thanks
Sam Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153920
OT:so that's my problem!
http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1738078,00.asp?
kc=ETRSS02129TX1K0000532
aka
http://tinyurl.com/6f7ms
--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153911
OT Wednesday Funny
A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an
organization.
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that
the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed
a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed
he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all
the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting
to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they
concluded
that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop
frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are
better
prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15
man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with
his spare.
"I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an
extra trip to get it right now."
I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the
waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same
string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the
waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right
there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant.
That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the
restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it
out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening
the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon." Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153849
OT: Monday scientific awesomeness
http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61484
Ew. So I sit on my porch listening to fat people exercise? Oh dear.
--
KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153847
KVM IP
Hi everyone !
I know this is off topic, but anyone have suggestion for a KVM IP ?
Any comment about Avocent A1000R and Raritan KX116 ?
Thank you !
Hugo Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153844
MCSE 20-218 question. How to specify network adapter to use when doing replication between sites?
Hi,
I know about the IP, DNS, SRV records, Dialup networking thing, RRAS, mutual
authentication. But where do you physically in windows server say, "ok when
replicating, dont go through the network card go through this dialup
connection that I have setup". Could not find anything in AD sites and
services.
The reason I'm using the infrared port (although I'll probably go through
the COM1 port on my laptop) is because its an old laptop with only pcmcia
slots, and they are already occupied. Why this strange setup? well im
studying for mcse and, also It would be nice to have a clean line just for
replication where i have a dedicated line between the laptops, totally
isolated from the rest of the network. Kinda like building my own secure
replication thingy.
Thanks for any help :) Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153830
Which one to start first for MCSE?
Hi all,
I am thinking to study MCSE. Which exam i should start
with? 290,291,293 or 294?
Thanks, Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153817
Exam 70-270: Windows XP Professional
Hi
Would anyone be able to tell me if the Exam 70-270
Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft
Windows XP Professional is going to be on XP Professional
Service Pack 1 or Service Pack 2?
Doing the exams January 2005
thanks! Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153816
How to pass MCSE 2003
I need to know how the best method to pass all mcse 2003
exams, and who are the best test provider.
Thank you. Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153805
xmas party
i'm going to this big do on the eve.
but its my first party after my wife had a son 5.5 months
ago; what do you reckon I should buy the newly young
indian wedded couple who just found out (maybe) I am a
tekky & mcse potential....
they're from a business family & it is fairly extended
and all the girls are aishwariyas
sonic the hh Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153795
to jim mcse
does she know about computers???
if not can you balance an irrate witch with an irrate
network ???
if so.....boot up!! Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153793
to stryder
i got the same problem except with one xp pro workstation
and one ms win server domain controller....
do you use an adsl modem firewall wireless hardwired
router by belkin by any chance ???
guess it may be that or sp2 ???
try fiddling the ports if u have a router
is it your own private network or a company one??
the leopard king Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153792
OT: Should I date a 41 yr old attorney?
This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship? Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153790
Certification figures out of date
The certification figures on the MSFT web site are now 2 months out of date:
http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/certified.asp. Can any one from
Microsoft comment please?
--
Regards
Neil Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153789
OT: Microsoft using Hacked software?
You may have seen this before ... but it's bloody interesting still! :)
http://www.pcwelt.de/know-how/sicherheit/104830/index1.html
Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153776
Self Study for the MCSE route
So I have been looking through all of the options for an MCSE and just
couldn't see the benefit of spending 14 days learning a subject that
obviously takes more than 14 days to master.
In other words I decided that I wanted to learn to be an MCSE not just to
pass an MCSE exam, because, to be honest I am working in IT and have been
for a long time. Started out as a hobby that became my career (as all the
best ones do).
Anyway now I am head of support and IT for a small software company and the
CTO says to me one day that it would be nice if we had an MCSE on the
payroll and when was I going to do it and so on...
So I am going to self study as it suits my character best (3 years as a
teacher for evening classes means I hate sitting down in a classroom).
Anyway my question is this:
Am I making a stupid mistake or has anyone else here done a similar thing to
me - i.e. pick up the syllabus and some books and the relevant software and
learned it or would I be missing large sections of my brain if I went that
way?
Your opinions would really help me out.
In the meantime I am off to play robodump in my office
Barry Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153766
domain problems with sr2 loaded on XP workstations
If anyone can offer any info to this problem it would be appreciated. I have
just recently joined about 15 XP Pro workstations with Service Pack2 on one
of my domains. Shortly after joining these systems to the domain I started
experiencing some problems that I can't resolve which I believe are related
to SR2. After logging back on to these systems with either the domain or
local admin account I cannont access several of the Admin tools, can't access
properties of the network connection(s), can't run a search on the system,
can't access these systems in My Network Places from other workstations
and/or vice/versa, and maybe some other "things" that I haven't discovered
yet. I haven't had any of these problems with other XP Pro workstations on
the domain that don't have SR2 installed on them. Also, I did disable the
firewall and I also tried stopping and disabling the firewall service.
Thanks,
Scott Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153756
MCSE Certification Course Available
UK ONLY - I have an MCSE course available if anyone is
interested that was arranged through Computeach. First
exam was completed, then my career moved in a different
direction so I am looking to offload it (transfers are
available). If you are interested, please send me an
email. Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153744
study method of xp pro
thru no fault of my own I studied the manual training kit
first ...now I am studying the online course from thomson
netg...downloaded
am i being compromised in this manner of study ...
should i have covered netg online gui first before the
manual???
how can i benefit from GUI learning or make it more
efficient for me ??
should i have studied the other way round??
I ve started this xp pro study in april 2004 with
countless obstacles ..until i bought broadband & a router
and setup my own home netwrk(XP PRO & MS win SERVER 2003)
why am i taking so long???
is it just learning the depth of the basics of windows??
#leopard
any words of wisdom or encouragement ?? Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153739
study material for exam 70-282
Hi,
I would like to sit for Microsoft exam 70-282. Microsoft
press does not yet have a study guide book for this exam.
Please advice on what book to get.
Thank you in advance. Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153736
computer management
same prob. here too..........
on clicking browse of action tab on COMPUTER MANAGEMENT
menu....the errror...comes up
The program cannot open the required dialog box because
no locations can be found. Close this message, and try
again.
leopard Tag: OT: Call me Lord kpg Tag: 153734